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Celebrities › Re: Miss Africa 2010 Contestant Stabbed To Death In London by Tolexander: 4:14pm On Aug 02, 2013
This is disheartening!
Politics › Re: Ibb's Son, Mohammed, Among Jonathan's Approved Board Appointees by Tolexander: 3:55pm On Aug 02, 2013
500samuel: this is pure marginalisation to the south west........i thought jona promise to compesate the south west by giving them more political appointment grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe Sworn In As Nigeria's First President (Video) by Tolexander: 2:55pm On Aug 02, 2013
emmalexabl: And may i remind you thar ur Awo( the worst president nigeria never had ) died trying to be a figurehead grin grin grin
awo will never descend so low to the extnt of playing a second fiddle to anyone let alone a figurehead. That is the difference between a sage and a mediocre. A sage knows and stands by what he wants while a mediocre settles for anything blown across his way. AG could have formed an alliance with NPC.

Moreover, how had the office of the presidency stopped the 1st republic pogrom?
Romance › Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Spouse or Partner? by Tolexander:
This confluence of current gurl of mine and i was a miracle by mistake and coincidence!

I entered into a toilet in school which the first letter(s) fem/m had been rubbed off leaving the last 3 letters, ale and i saw a pretty young lady trying to draw up her skirt after pissing, on sighting a guy entering, she felt shocked and wanted to hastily zip up the skirt and the zip got detached from the skirt making the skirt to draw down below her kneels
. When i unconsciously saw what happened, i couldn't control the laugh impulse from my cerebellum and medula.
After leaving the toilet, i saw her going through my route to the hostel and told her i was very sorry for the scene created in the toilet. She asked me why i had to enter into a female toilet, a female toilet! I retorted. Told her i never knew it is for the female that the tag was confusing. We exchanged pleasantries, and phone numbers when we were about to depart. Later we started exchanging calls and messages.

Here we are presenting to you the boyfriend of the lady met in the toilet.

The previous gf of mine was a little younger than me, close to a year.
Her mum and mine used to call us husband and wife when we were babies cos we are family friends.

The husband and wife our mums called us then translated into boyfriend and girlfriend cos the foundation of the 'parol' had been laid by them, all we needed was to build a structure on the foundation which we did. But unfortunately, we couldn't roof the structure creating a marriage from it.
Crime › Re: Woman Beats Three-year-old Sick Girl To Death by Tolexander: 10:13am On Aug 02, 2013
“I am a housewife and I have a
10-month-old baby. I did not
mean to kill her (Deborah). I
only pushed her because she
vomited and defecated on the
floor. I was only trying to
correct her. It was not
deliberate. I am a mother too
and I know how I would feel if
my son was killed,” she said.
SMH for the woman!

Pushed a 3year old gurl for vomiting and defaecating on the floor as a result of sickeness to correct the innocent gurl!

How come she had never wounded let alone killing her own 10months old baby cos it will be innumerable how many times the baby would have defaecated on her?

This is a murder case not man slaughter! cheesy
Family › Re: Husbands Will Be Scarce By 2023- Women Group by Tolexander: 9:57am On Aug 02, 2013
The National Council of Catholic
Women
Organisation of Nigeria on
Thursday
warned against the alarming
drop of male-
child in education.
With the drop, the group noted
that in the
next 10 years, there would be a
scarcity of
quality husbands in the country.
what is this woman saying?

Are quality husbands base on education level only?

With the level of education many lecturers have in the higher institutions, how come many of them don't have the greatest husbandal and patrimonial exercise at home getting divorce over divorce and chasing after anything skirt and pencil trousers .
Politics › Re: APGA To Sue Fashola, Demands N20b damages by Tolexander:
Umeh noted that while his party
had congratulated APC on scaling
INEC’s registration hurdles, it
would resist any deliberate
attempt by the new political
grouping or its officials to
deceive its members and cause
confusion in the APGA.
what party is the party of confusion if not APGA that had refused to have a specific leader and had to call on the judicial council to help determine the eldest between the two puppies.

I understand they have spent a lot of money in court during the process and need cash to get themselves back on line.

duru1: It is a debilitating insult to the
sanctity of legal system in Nigeria
to address Fashola, governor of
Lagos State, as a SAN.
dede! You are back to this handle?

Dem don ban deridegul and never free dede?
Crime › Re: Three Human Skulls + Juju Found Inside A Hotel In Onitsha by Tolexander: 9:28pm On Aug 01, 2013
Youngzedd: Happened today live in Onitsha.

3 human skulls, two female and male including juju found inside Upper Class hotel at Old market road Odoakpu Onitsha Anambra state .

[I was watching this on Anambra broadcasting service (ABS)

This is all I was able to gather before PHCN did their normal thing.

Anyone with more information should update us.
op!
Where in specific is your location? I mean where you stay.
Family › Re: Husband Flees After Wife Delivers Triplets by Tolexander: 8:30pm On Aug 01, 2013
Lol!

Culture › Re: Albinos. The Myth by Tolexander: 6:35pm On Aug 01, 2013
Beretta92: Lol...of course they do die.They are humans like the rest of us,only that their skin lacks pigment...and I dont think I've seen an albino's obituary poster either.
Politics › Re: Army, Police To Take-over Ladipo Market by Tolexander: 5:23pm On Aug 01, 2013
This is genocide!
Politics › Re: From The President Gej's Facebook Page by Tolexander: 5:20pm On Aug 01, 2013
Labaran maku
Music/Radio › Re: Mavin Records And Don Jazzy’s Impotent Artistes by Tolexander: 5:13am On Aug 01, 2013
slimikenna: there is nothing ibo vs yoruba btw db records and mavin...ignoramus.
and who told you i was talking about db and marvinand not defunct mohit?
I can feel your life in disarray!
Romance › Re: True Love : Man Finds Love Of His Life 2 Days After Winning 181 Million Dollars by Tolexander: 11:50pm On Jul 31, 2013
Where was she 1second before he won the jackpot?

He hasn't found any love of his life but striper of his life.
Crime › 2 Store Keepers Jailed 24 Years For Stealing Mosquito Nets by Tolexander(op): 11:06pm On Jul 31, 2013
BY AUSTIN OGWUDA
ASABA— AN Asaba Chief
Magistrate’s Court has sentenced
head storekeeper attached to
Millennium Development Goals,
MDGs, office Asaba and his
assistant to 24 years
imprisonment for stealing
treated mosquito nets.
The nets were procured by the
Federal Government for six states
in the South-South geo-political
zone and kept in the warehouse.
Jailed were Mr. Mike Okonkwo,
Head of Store, MDGs office, Asaba
and Mrs. Finecountry Tracy, his
assistant.
Incidentally, the businessman,
who purchased the nets from
the storekeepers, Ugwu Joseph,
jumped bail during trial and was
still at large when the judgment
was delivered, Monday.
Delivering judgment, Chief
Magistrate S. C. Ehikwe sentenced
the storekeeper and his assistant
to three years imprisonment
with hard labour on each of the
four counts for which they were
found guilty. Sentences are,
however, to run concurrently.
The magistrate also ordered that:
“The police is urged to intensify
their efforts to get Ugwu
Ugochukwu arrested as the
bench warrant issued for his
arrest and his surety to show
cause was extended.
“When arrested, warrant to serve
his jail term would be signed in
line with the terms of the second
and third accused persons. It is
further ordered that his surety
wherever found should be
arrested to face his own charge.”
Counsel to the third accused, Mr.
F. N. Monye had pleaded for
“utmost leniency,” saying that
third accused is a housewife and
urged the court to be lenient
with her, same for the second
accused he claimed that he was a
victim of circumstance.
The court, however, noted that:
“The issue of mercy and leniency
depends on the nature of the
case. Those who are privileged to
be entrusted with the welfare of
the less privileged should regard
such a responsibility as a sacred
duty bestowed on them by God.”
“Denying the less privileged the
benefit of health care which is
the only way the government can
get to them is not only a sin
against humanity but a crime
against God. Such people do not
deserve mercy. The punishment
is to serve as a deterrent to
others.”
Prosecution had told the court in
one of the charges that; “You
Ugwu Ugochukwu (male) Mike
Okonkwo (male) and Finecountry
Tracy (female) on or about the
month of June, 2011 at
Millennium Development Goals
warehouse located at the back of
the Police Headquarters Asaba
within the Asaba magisterial
district stole 100 balls of treated
mosquito nets valued six million
naira, two baby weighing scales
valued one hundred thousand
naira property of Federal
Republic of Nigeria under the
custody of MDG Delta State and
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 390(9)
of the Criminal
sauce
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe Sworn In As Nigeria's First President (Video) by Tolexander: 10:54pm On Jul 31, 2013
Figurehead!
Politics › Re: Keke-Napep Banned In Some Lagos Commercial Areas ? by Tolexander: 10:51pm On Jul 31, 2013
solomon111: Fashola has banned keke napep in some major commercial parts of lagos state.
SILVERBIRD NEWS.
*more details coming shortly*
Celebrities › Re: Real Madrid Star Christiano Ronaldo Surpasses 20 Million Followers On Twitter by Tolexander: 10:40pm On Jul 31, 2013
Good!
That is on twitter, let him come to nairaland and see if he will have more than 40followers.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage — I Wish Don Jazzy And D’banj reunite by Tolexander: 10:34pm On Jul 31, 2013
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lawyer Sues Israel Over Jesus' Death by Tolexander: 10:16pm On Jul 31, 2013
Another musiwa!

If they do not treat this kenyan lawyer very well, he may kill himself so as to go and bring Jesus from heaven to be a living witness to the petition he filed.
Politics › Re: ASUU Strike: Bear With Us, FG Tells Students, Parents by Tolexander: 10:01pm On Jul 31, 2013
clinik: I remember we had strike in my primary sch, same with secondary sch and now tertiary institution. I wonder when we will have a cohesive and understanding country. ASUU/FG pls stop politicking with our time cuz in all this God will judge u.
ask your mum, likely you had strike in your day care and créche and kingdargaten.
Don't worry, you will soon join the league of strikers when you are employed.
Music/Radio › Re: Mavin Records And Don Jazzy’s Impotent Artistes by Tolexander: 9:48pm On Jul 31, 2013
Dbanj and Don Jazzy!
Typical yoruba and igbo relationship
Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out Cake For Barack Obama's 52nd Birthday (SEE PHOTO) by Tolexander: 8:59pm On Jul 31, 2013
These people no gat swag.

I trust my PDP, the cake will have the president and first lady's cakey statue on it.
Politics › Re: ASUU Strike: Bear With Us, FG Tells Students, Parents by Tolexander:
First of all, do any of you have your children in affected by the strike?

Some Parents can never bear with you.

If everybody forgave the government, my neighbour would never forgive.
The man caught his daughter on a home league with a guy living in the next flat caressing and snogging on the man's sofa.
He was very vexed and the next thing he said is 'He no go better for ASUU and FG.
That week no easy at for the compound at all.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Rehab Syndicate Blown-Open In California by Tolexander: 5:49pm On Jul 31, 2013
Politics › Re: PDP Congratulates APC On Registration by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Jul 31, 2013
Yes o! PDP also knows APC tried.
Despite the war they waged against them during the process of registration by cornering them to register another version of APC.
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Wins Court Battle Worth $5million Today by Tolexander:
Pop superstar Rihanna today
emerged victorious in court, after
suing clothing giant Topshop
over a T-shirt they sold with her
face on it in a case that could be
worth $5million.
lol!

Better come to Abba, you will sue guys tire to the extent that after winning about one-quarter of all the cases, you will become richer than bill gate.

But one advice. No stay for nigerian court.
Politics › Re: Can Apc Bring Change To Nigeria? by Tolexander: 4:14pm On Jul 31, 2013
Am not expecting any change from APC but a competition that will bring about changes!
Health › Re: Abuja Conjoined Twins Die by Tolexander: 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2013
She was blessed with
two boys but they came
with a huge deformity.
They were conjoined from
the stomach and chest
down. They shared three
legs, one liver, one kidney
and one intestine.
i don't even know what to say.

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