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I just dey pass ni o!
Nobody should cross my path o!

Thank you for the question!

As usual, before getting to 22nd of the month, the power is always worse than being epileptic. But from 22nd to 26th, the power is always stable and even close to 22hours per day just because they wanna distribute the bill on the 27th.
On the 27th of the month, there use to be power in the morning till around 9.00am just because they wanna disconnect the wire from the electric pole (dem no wan die of electrocution), then restore the power in the evening.
29th-30th of the month, no light in the day for them to check and disconnect any reconnection.
That is how the cycle continues for the whole year like menstrual cycle.

kingthreat: The man knowing he cannot swim chose suicide over police detention

the implication of what the man did is this, it is better to drown than to be arrested!

Elderly and chronically ill
Muslims should not perform
the hajj pilgrimage to curb
the spread of the MERS
coronavirus, Saudi Arabian
health officials warned over
the weekend.

may God make them understand cos many nigerians have been blindfolded by the religion they practise.

Cos all these kind of diseases terrify me just like the bubonic plague(black death) of the 14th century.

Though M.I.J is a gospel
music magician

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Baba419: when they choose not to inform you then you complain, now you are informed you still complain. Nigerian what do you want?

what is the essence of informing us that he is being surrounded?

What if he escaped during the process, the story would change. The best thing they can do is to be silent on the operation and get the work done.

Eziachi!

This is the time i think i need you more than before here even though we seem never to have ever been on a common ground of understanding due to the modifications of the air from the lung by the pharynx, tongue, teeth, hard and soft palate, lips and nasal part.

With the daily disagreement, i will still prefer your recovery to be faster than the speed of the electromagnetic waves raise to power 1trillion.

Get well brother, it isn't the end of life but the beginning of the relief to the pain it had been giving you before the final solution.
I love you!

Na the 70% lagos population people dey break rules. If dem deport dem now, dem go dey shout genocide.

Chillisauce: Yes oh, my baby taught me that after long months of cleaning s hit

you don born?

Chillisauce: Shi t can be golden if only milk is taken, ask a 3 month baby

how you take know this?
Are you into human sh1t?

babyosisi: Chai
Imagine an Igbo girl is now being mounted by the paramount ruler
She is obviously hypnotized
No Igbo girl will abandon school to become the plaything of an old man
Nupe man for that matter
Abomination

forget!

Nupe toto dey sweet o!

On top baby octopus!
O ga o!

700million naira fencing?
Are they fencing the whole of sokoto ni or they wanna build chinese wall-like fence?

Is it every issue on these people that will be discussed?

There are more serious issues like the woman that had just run away with her life after killing herself!

Kamanda: 1-1 goaless draw

how those guys take equalize babaloja?
E be like say fight fixing scandal don enter the fight

Abu Mikey: Animal like You!

may your tail catch fire!
Cos the last time i checked, mikey was a mouse animation, probably you forgot the real spelling.

Jakumo: You no see how cow dem dey organize and take ordinary leg wakka together like that, from Kontagora Village near Chad border, sotay reach Lagos finish within one month ?

If no be handset and laptop with Facebook, all that cooperation for no dey among the cow dem. Many for don lost for road before dem even reach Lokoja self. Dem own netwok no dey fail at all o.

As you dey see all Fulani cow so, na ALL of dem don port, SINCE, together with those small-small boy when dey carry stick follow dem. Look the BIG bag when dem tight put for Senior Man Cow him back. Look am well o. Na bow and arrow, army gun, bullet and long dagger full am. If you meet dem for road, just let dem pass ya front jeje without complain. Who no know go know.

na so my brother!

Person wey dey bear George Bush, no be flower or weed he go take do him picture?

person wey dey bear Michael Jordan, no be picture of river e go use?

Person wey dey bear Mark Fish go use a picture of a fish.

Person wey dey bear Gerald Ford go use a picture of a car.

Condeleeza rice go use the picture of rice.

Can beat my chest to it that this is what the americans and south african would do if they were to make sim registration with pictures in nigeria.

Who is winning please?

That shouldn't be an issue.
Those are the animals and flowers that use phone.

Before accusing the agents of mago mago, he should have tried requesting for one of the phone numbers with dog picture to confirm if there will be a bark response on phone cos there are some dogs that recieves much treatment than average nigerians.

For example, in the north, they value their cattle more than anything, very likely those cattle use phone.

The guy is a nairalander.
Here is the link to his profile:
https://www.nairaland.com/okija_juju

fabregas04: that shows your level of understanding. thnk God pple didn't share same view wt u

imbecilic thought.
Mandatory a man shares the same opinion with people?
It will be very difficult for Achimedes to weigh the mass of your body submerged in the fluid of ignorance.

swstest: na u kw o. I no tlk m wit my mouth o.

mum!
Na question i asked you now!
Please answer me mum so that i won't use unclean one!

alexarelano: original omo ile-ife

cos of the odetode abi?

I no be omo ile-ife o!

fabregas04: you must be stupid dude

who can be more silly than someone living on the name of a younger man in fabregas?

gnot: you er! in deed stoop eeed to in salt d how sir's eid uot!

goat or what is ur zoological name?
You could have come out directly with your words instead of being a coward.

swstest: yea tru, n anytyn u eat,drink n use on ur body shld b clean.

condom included?

fr3do:
malaria-plasmodium
sleeping sickness-trypanasome
river blindness- uncle sumtin sumtin
abeg i'm in electrical engineering,this one no consine me.

it concerns you guy!

Dont wait infected by Electricalocutos engineeringus before you understand and show concerns to this organisms

DICKtator: Zinc in water!!

not zinc. But Vibrio cholerae

When things fall apart, centre holds no more!

Enough of this unconstitutional forum and each governor should go on to face his state's constitional responsibilities.

Davo93: This shows [color=crimson]are[/color] little your brain can function dude...

I guess the reason for his absence was the fear of them not politicising it but he should have sent someone

can you now realise how infinitesima your brain is?
Still doubting the visibility in an electron microscope of infinity magnification.