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Entertainment › Re: What Do You Do When You Are Bored?!... by Tolexander: 7:05pm On Jul 28, 2013
Mogenerous: Like I keep wondering, what do people do when they are bored! As for me, I visit all site I know, read all past conversations have had with people and still doesn't help at all... So I'm throwing this question to all! What do you do when you are bored
na nairaland o!
Politics › Re: South-west Has Largest Cannabis Farms – NDLEA by Tolexander: 6:59pm On Jul 28, 2013
ujchief: Yes he did! Although he replaced the 'dckk' word with 'joystick'.

Btw, why are you guys surprised he said that? He's just as human as you and I; not a stereo-typed computer geek with zero social life.

Now, back to the cannabis; we need to rename the weed from 'igbo' to 'yoruba', what do you think??gringrin
not surprised cos he said so but only suprised how he always censor the word.

Na yoruba dey cultivate am, na igbo dey take am, hence the name!
Celebrities › Re: Guess Who? by Tolexander: 6:57pm On Jul 28, 2013
NADIA BUHARI
Politics › Re: Two Men Use Magical Ring To Gang molestation A 19yr Old Student In Ibadan by Tolexander: 6:52pm On Jul 28, 2013
Then,
one of the two other guys
who had a ring on his hand hit
me on the chest and I was
unconscious
. They took me to
the residence of one of the
two boys and molested me”.
She continues: “Before
molesting me, they gave me
alcoholic drink
and after the
crime had been committed,
they gave me ‘covenant water’
threatening me that I would
die if I told anybody of the
act.”
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Tolexander: 4:25pm On Jul 28, 2013
Guess the government will compensate them for that!
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Makes Acting Debut In Nollywood Movie ‘osun Funke’ by Tolexander: 4:14pm On Jul 28, 2013
DJ Tee- director,
staring Olamide!

Na play mind?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 50,000 Graduates Applied For 72 NERC Jobs- Professor Nebo (MINISTER OF POWER) by Tolexander: 4:11pm On Jul 28, 2013
If truely he said what you posted, then nonsense is an understatement for what he said!
Politics › Re: Blood, Tears In Otukpo As Mark's Men 'n Villagers Go To War by Tolexander: 4:05pm On Jul 28, 2013
[quote author=Big_Lebowski]Prof only uses his poetic licence these days on other people's wives.[/quote]has he used it on your wife?
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Omotola’s Bum Bum Alert! What Is Wrong With This Photo? by Tolexander: 4:01pm On Jul 28, 2013
[quote author=IAMBREEZY][/quote]then get a higher RAM to understand!
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis Is About 2015 - Amaechi by Tolexander: 3:19pm On Jul 28, 2013
samuelkaykay: No sir,its about your romance with Anti-GEJ,APC,Buhari&other suicide boys.
and how has that affected the President if not for inferiority complex!
Politics › Re: A Great Escape... From Borno JTF Camp by Tolexander: 3:08pm On Jul 28, 2013
chaloner: heheheh for ur wife abi and u dnt knw weda ur wife is enjoyin now .... Hmmmmm small boy mean u will still b fresh , LOL ... Chaiiii u didn't goto church again ?
my wife is not yet born cos the beautiful ones are not yet born.
Am back!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors And Their Wives On Billboard. by Tolexander: 3:01pm On Jul 28, 2013
segyemaro: @tolaxander I should look before entering any church? Is it supposed to be so?
sure!
That is the situation of things now!
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Omotola’s Bum Bum Alert! What Is Wrong With This Photo? by Tolexander: 2:52pm On Jul 28, 2013
IAMBREEZY: wetin dis guy dey yarn self
use your brain to read it!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Judge Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe To Skew Justice In Gambia by Tolexander:
Numero uuuno: I'm not even concerned with the wowo judge corrupt practices,BUT that the Gambian Dalasi has more value than the Nigeria Naira!!!!!How bad can it be for this nation? shocked
SMH for this nation,and our leaders don't give a Damn!this is really pitiful
shouldn't be suprised. 1dalasi flunctates between 4 to 5 naira.
There are still many currencies in africa most especially the dinars of 3 north african countries(algeria, libya and tunisia) are greater than the naira in value.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Judge Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe To Skew Justice In Gambia by Tolexander: 2:36pm On Jul 28, 2013
tawa89: but WOWO sounds like Awolowo. Is he related to the Awolowos?
no!
Sounds more like colonel Nwawo!
Politics › Re: South-west Has Largest Cannabis Farms – NDLEA by Tolexander: 2:31pm On Jul 28, 2013
ujchief: I'm referring to the boss of NDLEA and not the minister of Agriculturegringrin

Btw, I'm straight! As straight as a happy dckkk (seun, 2012)
seun said that?

Continue to be straight like the happiest d1ck.
Politics › Re: Blood, Tears In Otukpo As Mark's Men 'n Villagers Go To War by Tolexander: 11:33am On Jul 28, 2013
slimghost: Injustice and oppression! Now where is Wole Soyinka?

Celebrities › Re: Super Eagles Player Elderson Echiejile Releases New Photos by Tolexander: 11:24am On Jul 28, 2013
Fine boy looking sexkillz!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Judge Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe To Skew Justice In Gambia by Tolexander: 11:19am On Jul 28, 2013
gbokukueba: I think i know what you refering to but i would say corruption has not ethnic affiliation the man in question is a disgrace!
i didn't affiliate my quote to any tribe o!
Family › Re: Parents Gave Their Baby A Snake To Play With Since They Can't Afford Toys by Tolexander: 11:06am On Jul 28, 2013
It is what one has that one gives out as gift.

The man couldn't afford a toy and got a snake for his ward.

Seems nairaland is turning to rupeeland nowadays cos of the frequent indian news on the homepage.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Judge Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe To Skew Justice In Gambia by Tolexander: 11:03am On Jul 28, 2013
gbokukueba: You insinuating something here?
no sir o!
The quote is enough to speak for itself o!
Foreign Affairs › Re: 119-yr-old Johanna Mazibuko Is World's Oldest Person, Living In South Africa by Tolexander: 11:01am On Jul 28, 2013
beautychoco: " Bi
eniyan ba pe lorii imikimi yio ri
esinsin to yaro"
ki lo fe da esinsin lese?
Celebrities › Re: Oh Boy! Checkout Davido’s 6packs by Tolexander: 10:49am On Jul 28, 2013
6 packs on his belt?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Judge Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe To Skew Justice In Gambia by Tolexander: 10:46am On Jul 28, 2013
Mr Wowo, a graduate of the
University of Nigeria, Nsukka,
was called to bar in 1991 and
after a stint in private
practice in the Gambia, he
was appointed a Principal
State Counsel and Deputy
Head of the Civil Division
Ministry of Justice, Banjul, The
Gambia from 1998 – 2001.
Politics › Re: A Great Escape... From Borno JTF Camp by Tolexander: 10:36am On Jul 28, 2013
chaloner: hahahahahah are u a small boy ? LOL LWTMM laugh wan tear my mouth. Abeg which church ? Come bak abeg , time don pass na .......hahahhahahahahha
i am a small boy o, in fact, a very small one.
Reserving my things for my honeymoon with my wife.
Politics › Re: A Great Escape... From Borno JTF Camp by Tolexander: 10:28am On Jul 28, 2013
chaloner: hahahhah grin still u can still b my dear under GAY constitution , LOL, again lets look at dat pix.....wat did u hav to say? For me it looks like a setup. If jtf handle u ! Hmmm
[size=20pt]GAY![/size]
i no dey look any picture again.

I dey run go church for that Gay seen. Me wey no wan go church before.
Phones › Re: Android 4.3 Features by Tolexander:
Can it work on these my phone if downloaded on them?

Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Omotola’s Bum Bum Alert! What Is Wrong With This Photo? by Tolexander: 9:57am On Jul 28, 2013
Nothing is wrong with the 'peaktouch' my brother!

Only that i saw the hand of grace crossing the road from beneath with no accidental restriction though may cause accidental discharge from the likely corked pistol laid on the vineyard of the damsel. And also the cowbell factory felt by the man.

Very sure in the guy's heart, he would be saying heaven is real when taking the picture.
Politics › Re: A Great Escape... From Borno JTF Camp by Tolexander: 9:46am On Jul 28, 2013
chaloner: so many my dear, like this one cHaiii how did he hide the money ? Inside the car or bush ?
he could hid it within himself since we were not told they were stripped naked by the JTF. Though he may inflate the money, but how much is #34,000? just 34 notes of #1,000 mint.
SUPER STORY . Again how many jtf are involved in this biz?let's assume dat others were sleeping, How did u get to the hilux and let's forget abt lying as a dead body grin .... Hahahaha too much Nigerian / gnanian movie is not good
the amount he said he dished out is sufficient to settle some of the JTF members in the camp and get him out of the predicament.
Is it not nigeria where few people know how to get their way out of many people like 16 majoring over 19, 5 lording on 25?
....... Happy Sunday my dear
happy sunday sir. But am a guy o.
cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors And Their Wives On Billboard. by Tolexander: 8:58am On Jul 28, 2013
The message you later got when you entered into the church had already been displayed to you in the billboard.
The large space given to the pastor and wife on the billboard meant the church is occupied majorly by the family of the pastor and the little space for the info in the billboard meant the little remaining space in the church is reserved for the externals.

Bro, look before you leap!

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