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Food › Re: Packaged Garri Is Now Available In The Market[photo] by Tolexander: 8:14pm On Jul 23, 2013
Blazinraj01: For me, it must be:
Garri ijebu + granulated sugar and not st.louis + Epa yiyan and not bottled groundnutt(don't dig the smell) + garri Ijebu and a chilled bottle of water
I will bless you

If its not garri ijebu, its not garri
have this!

Nairaland General › Strange Fish Causes Stir In Ibadan by Tolexander(op): 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2013
OLA AJAYI, IBADAN
Hundreds of residents of Ibadan,
Tuesday, rushed out to catch a
glimpse of a strange fish which
was said to have human parts at
Asaka compound area of the city.
The incident happened at Ile
Akindele when a fish seller
noticed the strange creature
after removing the wrap of a
frozen fish.
Ramota, who was said to be the
fish seller reportedly, raised
alarm to attract others to the
strange sight.
She said, “I went to where we
usually buy fish at Kola Eleja, Oke
Ado, Ibadan. After I finished, I
boarded Okada to my place to
prepare the fish for sale.
Before getting the fish out of the
ice-pack, we needed to use knife
to remove them and use water to
de-freeze. I was shocked to see
the frozen fish developed into a
living being in the water, the
description of which showed
half human and half fish. I quickly
called my father and some Alfas
to see the strange fish”.
The father of the woman, a
retired civil servant, Pa Rauf
Salawu who corroborated the
story said he had never seen
such a thing before.
He narrated his own side of the
story saying, “it was around
11am, when I started hearing
the voice of my daughter while I
was resting on my bed. She was
shouting and screaming to the
extent that people in the
compound were attracted.
Then, I decided to check what
was the problem. I took along my
Quran and on getting there, my
daughter had gone to call
another Muslim leader in the
neighbourhood.
I saw the strange fish inside
water in the bucket . It was
strange, how can a fish bought
in the cold room develop into
human. That I cannot fully
explain.”
Due to the crowd, police men
from Mapo police station were
there to control the crowd.
The fish seller was then taken
into the custody of the police.
Several calls made to the police
were not picked.
source
Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Debates Bill To Prohibit Intimate Harassment At Work Places by Tolexander: 6:21pm On Jul 23, 2013
berem: something like that! I wore this bump shots (whatever it's been called) with a spaghetti hand blouse trying to see a friend off. come see how men dey look my thick and yamless legs. I nearly fell inside gutter when i was trying to run home quickly. God punish fashion! grin
u see!
That is why the bill needs being passed ASAP!

Those guys are in their working place and you went to harass them.
Politics › Re: Soyinka Fires Another Salvo At The First Lady, Says If She Refuses To Learn, She by Tolexander: 6:08pm On Jul 23, 2013
“People said I call her a domestic
appendage, what’s the problem
with that? What’s the problem
with Madam Shepopotamus?”
imagine the word below,
He warned that if members of
the civil society remain
indifferent to the abuse of office
perpetrated by the president’s
wife in states where she has
visited, then Nigerians should not
be surprised when a curfew is
imposed the next time she is
visiting their state.
Forum Games › Re: Age Group That Dominates Nairaland Survey by Tolexander: 6:03pm On Jul 23, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]Thank u oooo..
Its my bday the whole week cheesy[/quote]where the party at?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts His N20million Mercedes Benz G55 AMG | PHOTO by Tolexander:
Nice ride!
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Davido's New Gold Slippers by Tolexander: 5:46pm On Jul 23, 2013
Is ok!

Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Smuggler Arrested In India by Tolexander: 5:35pm On Jul 23, 2013
Something has to be done.
These people are tagged nigerians by the outside world.
Politics › Re: Nasarawa Govt Ready To Receive President Jonathan, July 29 - Al-makura by Tolexander: 5:26pm On Jul 23, 2013
All these state visits that don't put any food on the table of the state dwellers sha!
Just wasting the fund that is supposed to be managed by the state on the needless visit.

Moreover, where are the good governance tour team!
Forum Games › Re: Age Group That Dominates Nairaland Survey by Tolexander: 5:16pm On Jul 23, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]Mine 15-20[/quote]ya!
You clocked 19 yesterday.
Happy birthday in arrears!

Representing 1-100 age group.
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander: 2:59pm On Jul 23, 2013
OAM4J: Please dont post that picture again. it's disgusting and against the rules (Rule 5)

Thanks.
disgusting?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Forgive Twitter Followers' Sins Online by Tolexander: 2:48pm On Jul 23, 2013
deebrain: Blessings ye. Worry not. I have forgiven thy iniquities. cheesy
thank you lord!
E se baba!
Politics › Re: Ondo Senator Apologises For Supporting Child-Marriage Bill by Tolexander: 1:39pm On Jul 23, 2013
Gamesmart: Some of you are ridiculous!

A man just voted to destroy the lives of millions of girls and your dumb self is busy worrying about respect for him. You Nigerians are a shame with your thinking.

Despite there being millions of Hausa-Fulani women, list for us just 10 that are in leading positions in the public sector.

Please go ahead and start listing.

Many of them's lives are destroyed from a young age with paedophiles using Islam and a man votes to ensure it continues and all you are worried about is "respect for the man".
is this musiwa's new monicker or what?
Education › Re: 100 Best Secondary Schools In Africa by Tolexander: 1:37pm On Jul 23, 2013
Egba girl: I no vex. I no fit so no worries! smiley
that's my gurl!
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander: 1:32pm On Jul 23, 2013
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Forgive Twitter Followers' Sins Online by Tolexander: 12:41pm On Jul 23, 2013
Afam4eva: James 5:16
clap for yourself!
thank God you sabi new testament also. Me dey think say na only song of solomon you sabi.

James 5: 16 Therefore confess your sins
to each other and pray for each
other so that you may be
healed. The prayer of a
righteous person is powerful
and effective.
Celebrities › Re: PHOTO: A Nairalander with One Of The Finest Nigerian Celebrities 'booma Eke' by Tolexander: 12:36pm On Jul 23, 2013
What is your height?

Cos, the guy still tried bending, yet your height is still struggling with his shoulder.
Politics › Re: Shepopotamus by Tolexander: 12:30pm On Jul 23, 2013
Demdem: Shepopotamus is any entity that delights in the late Ojukwu's manhood.
and also died seven times
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Forgive Twitter Followers' Sins Online by Tolexander: 12:27pm On Jul 23, 2013
Afam4eva: Not really. There's a part in the bible where it says that if we confess our sins to one another(not necessarily to a priest or pope), that it will be forgiven.
you could have told us where it is found in the scripture!
Politics › Girl, Policeman Killed In Freshbauchi Attack by Tolexander(op): 12:14pm On Jul 23, 2013
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Devalue Naira As External Reserves Dwindle by Tolexander: 11:57am On Jul 23, 2013
[quote author=lord.spiritual]then you specify.....you were vague with the statement...[/quote]oh! You could have asked either old or new.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Forgive Twitter Followers' Sins Online by Tolexander: 11:50am On Jul 23, 2013
Can Seun help to connect Nairaland to follow the Pope on twitter so that our sins can be forgiven most especially those guys presently in romance and sexuality section?
Politics › Re: Shepopotamus by Tolexander: 11:44am On Jul 23, 2013
SH E P for tha SHE for tha SHEPOPO
P O P O for tha SHEPOPO
And T A M U S for tha SHEPOPOTAMUS

SHEPOPOTAMUS!
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Devalue Naira As External Reserves Dwindle by Tolexander: 11:29am On Jul 23, 2013
[quote author=lord.spiritual]cedis has more value than the naira if you dont know...[/quote]just as if i know an ignorant fellow will challenge it!
Did i say new ghanaian cedis?
Education › Re: ASUU Strike: Oau Students Storm Osogbo by Tolexander: 11:19am On Jul 23, 2013
That is Great Ife spirit, ALUTA!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: 12-yr-old Boy With Growth Tail Hailed As god In India by Tolexander: 11:14am On Jul 23, 2013
They believe the youngster —
Balaji to his devotees — is the
reincarnation of Hindu monkey
god Hanuman. But doctors say
he has meningocele, a form of
spina bifida where the spinal
cord develops abnormally.
make these doctors no spoil market for bolaji o!
Education › Re: Nasarawa Student Dies After Eating Apple by Tolexander: 10:11am On Jul 23, 2013
R.I.P MAN!

They alleged that the deceased
ate an apple believed to have
been poisoned by his girl
friend of the same class.
this made me to remember Sani Abacha.
Education › Re: Top 100 Best University In Nigeria: 2013 University Ranking(Webometric Ranking) by Tolexander: 10:08am On Jul 23, 2013
Denizsmart: i rep futo... D best in technology as far as Naija z concerned
the funniest thing is nigeria no gat technology!
Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon's view on Rivers state crisis by Tolexander: 9:41am On Jul 23, 2013
coolestboy: Ao did u know this? Av u bin to spanish school before?
no be spanish o, na latin!

donem: I doff ma hat for Sire Patrick, my literary role model.
aanu e n se mi!
You go fail like a red pen filled report card if you make this man your role model, writing like him.
Celebrities › Re: Dayo Adeneye Acquires N25million Bentley Continental GT by Tolexander: 9:02am On Jul 23, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]What does he do for a living?![/quote]no be you do the juju for am?
Politics › Re: Ndi Igbo Can Bring Nigeria To A Halt If… – Amaechi by Tolexander: 8:57am On Jul 23, 2013
luvinhubby: Did you skip your medication?
The man just emphasised a reality that crushing the country & you are tribalising it.
I sorry for you.
did your medicine just skip you this morning?

The man just emphasized the reality and am corroborating the reality.
Education › Re: Top 100 Best University In Nigeria: 2013 University Ranking(Webometric Ranking) by Tolexander: 8:53am On Jul 23, 2013
angel TI: so u also went to Oba Awon University? Am proud to be an alumnus of that school menh.
There is only one Great Ife in the universe.......
*team OAU
your are an alumna?
Yes o!
Team OAU rule!

is a counterfeit. Great! Great!! Great!!!

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