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Sports › Re: Gerard Martino Becomes New Barca Coach by Tolexander: 6:55pm On Jul 22, 2013
The 50-year-old, who
reportedly
comes to the Nou Camp on the
recommendation of Lionel
Messi, has
agreed a three-year deal with
Barcelona president Sandro
Rosell.
Education › Re: 100 Best Secondary Schools In Africa by Tolexander: 6:53pm On Jul 22, 2013
Na wash!
Criteria self na wash!

Those are the schools they know!
Politics › Re: Ondo Senator Apologises For Supporting Child-Marriage Bill by Tolexander: 6:47pm On Jul 22, 2013
OAM4J: Cast the vote in error? huh

Anyways start campaigning vigorously against child-marriage, maybe, just maybe then we will forgive you of the "error"
is that your senatorial district?
Politics › Re: Ondo Senator Apologises For Supporting Child-Marriage Bill by Tolexander: 6:42pm On Jul 22, 2013
Omexonomy: insulting people is their culture, tradition and stock in trade. Their is nothing you can do about it.
either you no well or refused to be well.

You, a very grand pratron of insulting words institution on nairaland pointing accusing finger at someone!
Politics › Re: Ondo Senator Apologises For Supporting Child-Marriage Bill by Tolexander: 6:02pm On Jul 22, 2013
ode remo: the man don take ghana must go now. oloshi.
why would you call a man, another person's father oloshi?
It is unfair now!
Had you called him oloriburuku, it would still have been better.

@topic!
It will be better if the bills passed and debates in the house can be made known to the public. Cos many of the legislative members like this man never knew there would be such reaction from the public.
Sports › Re: Joseph Yobo Chases Mother-in-law From Home - National Enquirer Magazine by Tolexander: 5:30pm On Jul 22, 2013
cosify: This is not polyandry.It is a common case of infidelity or divorce and remarrying. Polyandry is a situation whereby a woman is married to more than one man at d same time.It is not common in Nigeriaor Africa.What is common is polgyny which is d marriage of a man to more than one wife at d same time.Having said that and if d story is authentic, i think Adaeze's mother is not a good mother-in-law.She wants her negative moral credentials of marital instabilty to be perpetuated in her blood line.To her, it is a way of life. May God rectify Yobo's near breaking home.
i know polyandry is the marriage of a woman to more than a man at the same time.

But am not talking about the polyandry in terms of sociology but zoology or animal-like in which a female mates with more than one male at a time.

All the same, thanks!
Family › Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Tolexander: 5:12pm On Jul 22, 2013
Bedwet and roll my younger brother to the wet part of the bed to deceive mum my younger brother made the bedwet and not me!

Peeping through the key hole to one bachelor's door in the other room next to ours whenever he brings in a lady.

Removing a strand of a mat to smoke!
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus On 'Child Marriage' Bill! by Tolexander: 5:07pm On Jul 22, 2013
Afam4eva: She spoke in English.
i know!
To my indigenous language.
Jokes Etc › Re: Add Yours by Tolexander: 5:01pm On Jul 22, 2013
Mike chinos: Hi friends,I saw this funny
question and just decided to
share it;
The expression 'google it' has
become a common and
sometimes,sarcastic response to
a random question.But
really,what are those questions
google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;
*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always
missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple
in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second
coming.
*How many grains of sand are
on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win
presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream
president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
*Feel free to add yours and
continue the fun!
why are you asking these questions?
Politics › Re: 35 Senators Have No Bills In Two Years To Show For Over N13b In Earnings by Tolexander: 4:51pm On Jul 22, 2013
The fact is that many of these lawmakers don't know what their responsibilities are. What they know is there is the legislative arm of government, but naive of the constitutional responsiblities.

Zamfara(with the major bill passed by one of them is to legalise child marriage) and Borno(fighting against western education) again at the base of the pyramid!

Why are these states always on the mission of soiling our name?
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus On 'Child Marriage' Bill! by Tolexander: 4:24pm On Jul 22, 2013
Can somebody help us to subtitle it o!
Politics › Re: Tb Joshua Ministries: Count Me Out Of The Politics Of Hatred by Tolexander: 4:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
Make dem leave T.B Joshua now!

Na so dem do am for football, e come stop to dey predict score.

They should have known T.b doesn't really go into any affair outside his ministries only if there is a prophecy or prediction.
Politics › Re: Five Governors To Meet IBB, Abdulsalami Today by Tolexander: 4:00pm On Jul 22, 2013
Like a man i watched on the TV today said, nigeria is not yet in the stage of democracy but militocracy!

As we can see, nigeria is still in the form of transformation from the military to the civilians proper, that is the main reason that since 1999, it seems the generals are still the one directly and indirectly controlling the affairs of the nation turning themselves to a stakeholders.
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar On Child Marriage by Tolexander: 3:53pm On Jul 22, 2013
edwindprof: https://www.facebook.com/Atiku.org/posts/10151732095954640

i AM HAPPY THERE IS STILL A REASONABLE ELDER IN NORTH
guy!
Don't be happy o!

Remember 2015 election is on the way!
Health › Re: Which Of These Have You Used To Clean Your Ear? by Tolexander: 3:50pm On Jul 22, 2013
Blazinraj01: cheesy
'Alagbara to n fin omo odo runtin'
e ma seun iya wa!

Agba yin a kale!

E ma pe fun wa o!
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Bank Robbery In Portharcourt. by Tolexander: 3:47pm On Jul 22, 2013
carzola: My younger sister's piggy bank bank has been robed here in G.r.a, portharcourt rivers state Nigeria the robbery was discoverd at about 2p.m when she return back from school, only to find her piggy bank empty it was reported that the robbers catted away with roughly 75naira in coins if am not mistaken..... The victim my younger sister is not in any shock at all as i took her to genesis to buy her favourite ice cream and shawama.. Although the matter is under investigation my our calabar security man.... Link www.punch.ng or www.middlefinger.com
and i told cazorla not to take his phone to the zoo yesterday!

See what the ape that forcefully collected the phone did now!
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Saka Telling Jay Jay Okocha To Port From Glo To MTN, LOLX by Tolexander: 3:27pm On Jul 22, 2013
Is he really telling him to Port orhuh

Politics › Re: 12 Year Women Can Give Birth Safely-sheikh Abubakar Gumi by Tolexander: 3:20pm On Jul 22, 2013
Does this man mean 12year old female human being or 12year old female cow(heifer)?
Celebrities › Re: "I Would Have Been Married If Not For Mo Hits Crisis" - D'Banj by Tolexander: 11:15pm On Jul 21, 2013
Obun aya riku oko tiran mo!

Na mo hit crew go help him finance the wedding or na them go help him shine his wife's congo?

Before the mohit group disengaged, wouldn't he have put somethings obvious in place to really show he wanted to wed!
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Was A Clueless War Commander —gen Alabi-isama by Tolexander: 10:42pm On Jul 21, 2013
samkoro: Biafra was beaten by Colonial masters Britain(the war started barely six yrs after they gave Nigeria independence),U.S ,Russia,France in the name of Nigeria.. Isreal,Ivory Coast,Equatorial gunea and Tanzania were the only counytries in the whole world that supported Biafra.

Biafran fought with Marchets,localy made weapons and arms gotten from dead Nigerian soldiers.There were known and clear facts.
france fought on the side of nigerian side?
The same reason why this section should be restricted from juveniles!

See your life.
Forum Games › Re: How To Caculate Your Age Using Your Phone Number by Tolexander: 10:31pm On Jul 21, 2013
I think it should be done without including one's age at all. Cos all those arithimetical manipulations of the digits will eventually be equal zero.
Politics › Re: South Africa Urges Nigerians To Prayfor Nelsonmandela... by Tolexander: 10:24pm On Jul 21, 2013
An indirect way of calling on T.B Joshua to pray for Mandela
Politics › Re: Police Rescue Kidnapped Briton In Lagos by Tolexander: 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2013
ba7man: Money has to exchange hands for their trainning to kick-in. My friend'm mum recovered her stolen can in 3 days+the criminal that stole it after money changed hands.
ya!

That means they have this potential to perform only that they are just after motivation like the tip.
Education › Re: Former ASUU President Says Union Members Are Ready To Stike For 3 To 5 Years. by Tolexander: 9:55pm On Jul 21, 2013
Where is Dipo Fashina(JINGO)?
Politics › Re: Police Rescue Kidnapped Briton In Lagos by Tolexander: 9:22pm On Jul 21, 2013
Lordave: Omo 9ja police don dey progress o.
there is one thing about nigerian police, if they really wanna work, they will perfectly do the work.

But i can't guarantee them performing against ombatse!
Food › Re: Man Dies After Winning Beer Drinking Competition In Spain by Tolexander: 8:57pm On Jul 21, 2013
gunuvi: You are very correct, I was on my 6th bottles of Harp lager beer. You wan come join?
safe journey on the beer bottle content trip. Don't worry, i shall join you when the only content in the bottles are just the atmospheric gases.
Health › Re: Which Of These Have You Used To Clean Your Ear? by Tolexander: 8:51pm On Jul 21, 2013
aniiii: *screams* TOLEXANDER CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

grin grin
yes o aniii!

I can see your voice!
gringringrin
Politics › Re: Miss Nigeria Frowns At Senate's Approval Of Child Marriage by Tolexander: 3:40pm On Jul 21, 2013
The law graduate of the Abia
State University described child
marriage as a violation of human
rights adding that the girl child
should be allowed to live out her
childhood instead of being
subjected to intimate and
physical abuse at such a tender
age.
this year's MBGN winner seems to be different from the MBGN winner in 1988 cos the latter almost belong to the league of child marriage victims.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Was A Clueless War Commander —gen Alabi-isama by Tolexander: 3:23pm On Jul 21, 2013
Mighty Fortress: you just dey talk nonsense.. Ho Chin Mihn realised that the US public wasnt in support of the war... blah blah.. Why should you compare The Vietnam war and its belligerents to the Nigerian civil war? Both wars were fought for totally different purposes, in different geographical terrains, so there is no basis for comparison here. No matter how many casualities the Federal troops sustained, the Nigerian public was fully behind them, so your strategy wouldnt have worked here! Nigeria was just out to annihilate the Igbos! The same Nigerians who butchered Igbos during the 1966 and 67 pogroms and screamed "Araba" at the same time! The Biafrans fought that war for simple survival. And the US did not use starvation of women and children as a strategy to beat the North Vietnamese. Gowon and his cronies need to be tried for crimes against humanity. We had to surrender. Constantly watching children die of Kwashiokor and watching them straffed and bombed by Jets aint sumtin I'd wish u in your dreams. Even the hardest of men would melt at such a sight! So dont think Nigeria won because of the excellence of its commanders in applying proper battle strategy. Go and learn that from Hitler and his blitzkrieg kommandos.
stop spewing thrash. Was he the one that brought in the 2nd indochina war into the matter?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Was A Clueless War Commander —gen Alabi-isama by Tolexander: 3:19pm On Jul 21, 2013
supereagle: War is not good.Ojukwu led his people a senseless war.
guy!
Comot those pictures now!
Politics › Re: Governnor Seriake Dickson Appoints Mbgn 2013 S.A On Culture And Tourism by Tolexander: 3:03pm On Jul 21, 2013
What a way to woo the most pretty gurl of the nation.

Hmmm! Seriake [color=crimson][size=20pt]D1CK[/size][/color]son!

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