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Crime / Re: Ongoing War Between NBM And SEC In Benin Claiming Lives by tolijascro(m): 8:25pm On May 01, 2020
freshkpomo:


OK bros, like I promised here is the gist.

Tunde(not his real name, a member of NBM) visited a friend around barrack and decided to take his shower, tunde had a gun on him so he wrapped the gun with a cloth and dropped it at a window in the house before entering. He thought the guy who lives in the room with that window was a Jew, and he never knew the guy was a member of SEC.


When tunde finished bathing, he decided to go pickup his gun from where he kept it but was shocked to see that the gun is gone cos the disguise made the gun look like a mere rag on the floor. He searched round but could not find it, mean while the SEC guy already took the gun
to his fellow SEC members who work as securities in a near by market







God bless Nigeria.







thanks for the update bro
Crime / Re: Ongoing War Between NBM And SEC In Benin Claiming Lives by tolijascro(m): 8:06am On May 01, 2020
freshkpomo:
You go like Tori o Bros, don't worry will be back to drop it later.....


Last last cultism need to be eradicated gradually from our society.




God bless Nigeria.






hehehehe......no wahala we'll be patiently waiting for the tori grin grin

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Crime / Re: Ongoing War Between NBM And SEC In Benin Claiming Lives by tolijascro(m): 10:35am On Apr 30, 2020
freshkpomo:
I don't think so o Bros, na morroco/ Libya calm Edo down small o.. If you hear Wetin cause this fight you go just laugh dey roll for ground.






God bless Nigeria.





really? gist us wetin cause the fight?
Crime / Re: Ongoing War Between NBM And SEC In Benin Claiming Lives by tolijascro(m): 10:12pm On Apr 29, 2020
Goal Goal and over 2.5 dey always sure anytime NBM and SEC get war grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Villagers Cut Open Crocodile, Removed Remains Of Fisherman In Indonesia(Video) by tolijascro(m): 10:09pm On Apr 29, 2020
chariisGRACE:
Animal Rights Movement (ARM) Una don see this thing?

I guess this villagers enjoy being killed by this crocs because if they are not enjoying it they would act like the Bayelsans.









wetin bayelsans do? gist me
Travel / Re: Villagers Cut Open Crocodile, Removed Remains Of Fisherman In Indonesia(Video) by tolijascro(m): 10:07pm On Apr 29, 2020
kestolove95:
So crocodile cannot eat in peace again?









abi nah e go make sense make one eat you too or what do you think?
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by tolijascro(m): 12:40pm On Apr 28, 2020
Rotimi47:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxQEriuaj7s

Please and please let all say enough is enough to all these cult clashes and killings because people are being killed due to the mistake of some persons who believe say na we rugged pass!

Let me say that, It is never too late to turn a new life and accept God Almighty JEHOVAH through His Son Jesus Christ!!!

We have heard that Countless people, both innocent and guilty have died due to Cultism and as such, we should all pray against it and as well stand against it by Saying NO TO CULTISM!!!!!!!!

Please let use all possible means to appeal to those still active in Cultism to please repent and accept God and as well seek a better way in life.

They should please turn their energy towards making legal monies for themselves and their loved ones. ( Legal money dey sweet because GOD gives you peace of mind with it)

Na beg i dey beg, make we all Say NO TO CULTISM because it doesn't pay!!!!!!!!





nawa oooo! inside this lock down dey don start again for benin? e no dey tire them?
Romance / Re: I Saw The Biggest Penis Ever On A Mad Man Yesterday In Benin by tolijascro(m): 6:18am On Apr 27, 2020
ehmmy11:
use that 12inches ruler or tailor tape rule when erect..

https://www.getroman.com/impatient/penis/how-to-measure-your-penis/








ok thank you
Crime / Re: Herbalist And Wife Use 7-Year-Old Son For Money Ritual In Ogun by tolijascro(m): 4:02pm On Apr 26, 2020
lol..... i be yoruba boy but i fear ogun state pass anything i can't lie

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Romance / Re: I Saw The Biggest Penis Ever On A Mad Man Yesterday In Benin by tolijascro(m): 10:00am On Apr 26, 2020
lordizak:
Let me educate you more on size, A teenager may reach his max length at his teenage age, it is not associated with age.
Those guys you see with huge flaccid cocks don't translate to huge erection, sometimes, it hardens and not add much girth or length. Other times, it does amaze even the owner...
I have the smallest flaccid rooster, about 3.5" when flaccid, but when erect, it measures 8.2" I am a short guy, all my tall friends don't measure up to, they sometimes have a bigger flaccid cock.

It is no attribute of height, or body type the penis is just a gift. Just like semen, some of us are shooters, some are sprayers, or balls, I have a small ball, but I am a shooter, some guys have big balls. Size doesn't matter.

I don't have average rooster, but smaller cocks are harder from my standpoint. Besides there are better things to do in life.

When it comes to sexuality, just try your best, communication wins it more, learn to talk dirty, a lot of pre-intimacy, intimacy gadgets and fruits, porn and
occasionally learn to make her pleasure herself or reveal her fantasies to you.




abeg i will like to know my size.....wetin i fit use measure am? im serious
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Threatened To Drink Snipper If I Leave Her... by tolijascro(m): 5:36pm On Apr 25, 2020
shes just been obsessed with you...if you truly love her marry her nah....that's if she has all the attributes you're looking for in a woman

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Crime / Re: Merry Bet Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by tolijascro(m): 2:03pm On Apr 25, 2020
Toma2:

Even if it's 200naira... Na E money.. he worked hard for it.
Did you work for yours??
Oga Big Man, U can kindly refund him







lol......see as u carry matter wey no concern you for head...relax bro and stay off my mention

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Crime / Re: Merry Bet Has Refused To Pay Me My Money by tolijascro(m): 9:51am On Apr 25, 2020
Yohh:
How much is the money?










abi o ask am ....e be like say the money na 3k judging by the pictures of his merrybet account that he posted....reporting merrybet because of 3k...broke ass niggas everywhere....i no fit count how much naira have lost this season alone as i no get work or anything wey dey fetch me money....the op cala gannnn o....because of 3k grin

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Romance / Re: Before You Marry A Woman Above 30 Years Of Age Think About This 5 Things by tolijascro(m): 10:01am On Apr 24, 2020
Jochabed:
I have an aunt who got married at 50 last year, and guess what she married as a virgin! So all this nonsense about diff men and all is all rubbish. Some get married at 20, some at 40 why? Cause we are all different and the all will enjoy their marriages.








lie of the century.... awon eyan lia mohammed

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Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by tolijascro(m): 12:58pm On Apr 23, 2020
sam4noow:
Ohh Dammnn shiiitttt shiiitttt nigggaarr


You're now a real Niggga (Guy u don carry Gono grin )

if you've Neva Bleeped to the extent of having STDs that means you've not really enjoyed life...

I've lost Counts of how many Kpekus I don bleep inside life grin











Iya kasali abeg sell another Jedi for me abeg help me mix am with Dogoyaro and awopa grin





and which one is awopa cool
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by tolijascro(m): 12:55pm On Apr 23, 2020
illitrate:
op, ignore every reply here, I am a gono regular customer.

Dont waste time going to hospital or testing just buy this and thank me later.


Go to any pharmacy and buy augmentin 625mg

first take 2

next 1-1-1

2 days maximun u will be fully healthy.



dont take 1g take take 625mg





noted......afterall it sweeter when raw grin grin cool
Health / Re: 117 New Coronavirus Cases Reported. Total 782. 197 Discharged. 25 Deaths by tolijascro(m): 8:33am On Apr 22, 2020
mrkings84:
Holy shit.....

If it's COVID19 that will format and reset this country to normal by killing hundreds of thousands of Nigerians, then it's a welcome development.

I mean massive deaths. Such that dead bodies would be everywhere and there won't be space to bury all.








yes its a welcome development since you and your immediate and extended families will perish with the pandemic
Crime / Re: 6 Suspected Ritualists Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by tolijascro(m): 5:43pm On Apr 21, 2020
Ibechris2:
After chasing them up and down...u still handed them to the police.

But if happened that someone stole milk in a shop...u guys will stone him to death and still burn his remains to ashes.

This is a double standard.






no they need information on other member's of their group at large or probably the actual ritualist that pay them to kidnap people for him

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Romance / Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by tolijascro(m): 8:27pm On Apr 20, 2020
HarunaWest:
Mine was the usual Fish Smell..I just inserted and the odour hit me, I pulled out immediately .It was like sulphur mehn couldn't breath I almost threw up..Had to wash John Thomas with Dettol and Soap that day mehn
If you saw the chick ehn, classy chick from a wealthy home oo..I was so embarrassed for her.









your experience is very common 2 out of 10 girls has fishy smelling honeypot to the extent that some think its normal

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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop patronizing runs-girls? Help A Son by tolijascro(m): 9:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
Enemyofdarkness:
I don't have a girlfriend, all because of naija girls palava. I never wished myself experiencing that painful shît called "LOVE" so once I feel like playing I will just call a "call - Girl". They full my dm, light skinned, dark skinned, big yansh, moderate yansh all full my dm. I spent 5k on runs girls everyday, I'm a cyber guy so that money is nothing to me cos I can pile up 5k in just an hour. Sad thing. This is becoming frequent, I've tried to fight this behavior but all to no avail. The spirit in me keeps telling me go, go get her you have the money. I need to stop this.
Please advise


teach me wetin dey fetch you money...help a brother








teach me.....wetin dey fetch you money?help a brother
Romance / Re: How Do I Stop patronizing runs-girls? Help A Son by tolijascro(m): 9:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
Enemyofdarkness:
I don't have a girlfriend, all because of naija girls palava. I never wished myself experiencing that painful shît called "LOVE" so once I feel like playing I will just call a "call - Girl". They full my dm, light skinned, dark skinned, big yansh, moderate yansh all full my dm. I spent 5k on runs girls everyday, I'm a cyber guy so that money is nothing to me cos I can pile up 5k in just an hour. Sad thing. This is becoming frequent, I've tried to fight this behavior but all to no avail. The spirit in me keeps telling me go, go get her you have the money. I need to stop this.
Please advise








teach me.....wetin dey fetch you money?help a brother
Romance / Re: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by tolijascro(m): 9:25pm On Apr 17, 2020
TheChameleon:
grin

The same scam, Mary, mother of Jesus pulled minus the pregnancy test.

Is her name also Mary? Are you Joseph?





this small boy handsome o look at the cute smile
Romance / Re: 5 Things A Man Must Never Do After Sex- No 4 Is Very Bad by tolijascro(m): 12:44am On Apr 17, 2020
chudyprince:
5. Telling her something is smelling, while actually you knew that pussy do smell grin








like seriously? what does it smell like?
Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 14 Days by tolijascro(m): 10:25am On Apr 14, 2020
LadyMedina25:


Easy na cheesy u go sabi jealous o, will there be queen if there is no king haba!!!










grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Nude Pictures From My Babe Phone by tolijascro(m): 8:46pm On Apr 13, 2020
[quote author=Grandamante post=88388784]You can do many things but u should only do one thing.[/quotel







lol........mad o
Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 14 Days by tolijascro(m): 8:29pm On Apr 13, 2020
LadyMedina25:


Yes noow.... all mothers, sisters, and wives are queens and deserve to be celebrated









lol...fathers are goats then since most no dey do buffday
Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 14 Days by tolijascro(m): 8:12pm On Apr 13, 2020
jerrykokolet:
wetin we unemployed youth go do no job hunting for another two weeks and no money





since u don dey job hunt which job u don see? shitty country....i need to query the angel that directed me to nigeria
Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 14 Days by tolijascro(m): 8:07pm On Apr 13, 2020
LadyMedina25:
Even permanent staff in private firms are not sure of this month salary... and its my birthday month... This is the only time I wish I was married or in a serious relationship as two heads would have been better than one....all the two sources of income has been halted... angry angry









lol....ladies and birthdays sha......you guys attach too much importance to it as if youll die if you dont get to celebrate it
Crime / Re: Painter Kills Grace Ajibola In Ibadan After Finding N2 Million In Her Account by tolijascro(m): 2:52pm On Apr 13, 2020
mansakhalifa:


Just say you couldn't read through my angry tirade and I will understand.

Stop asking silly questions and read man. I'm really in a foul mood today.






lol oh really? let me mind my business then so you dont transfer your aggressions to me
Crime / Re: Painter Kills Grace Ajibola In Ibadan After Finding N2 Million In Her Account by tolijascro(m): 2:42pm On Apr 13, 2020
mansakhalifa:
What was he planning to do precisely?

Assume total control of the deceased's account?

Dumb guy. It's just 2 milly. Don't let the all the zeros fool you.

It ain't even up to 10000 USD.

I stopped rating all these million naira sums too highly when my Dad was making plans to go to Europe for one or two health checkups and stuffs like that some years back.

I kept on hearing huge sums in Naira- sometimes hundreds of thousands or even millions- but the money was barely enough for certain things despite all the 5 and 6 zeros. I don't want to talk too much here or divulge too many details. Then I was still a kid and Naira was about 100/120 to the USD or so back then.

The point is, the man in this story at his age still thinks 2 milly- a decent sum no doubt- is big enough to put an end to human life. Even at his age. Sad. He doesn't know nothing. What if he had seen a hundred million in there?? He probably would have gone on to eat the corpse of the deceased.

SMH.






lol...you blab too much......what point were you trying to make exactly?
Crime / Re: Painter Kills Grace Ajibola In Ibadan After Finding N2 Million In Her Account by tolijascro(m): 2:37pm On Apr 13, 2020
dragunov:


You want us to remind you of how your people love eating human meat, abi?







lol igbos will not let us rest on this forum i tire for them

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Crime / Re: Painter Kills Grace Ajibola In Ibadan After Finding N2 Million In Her Account by tolijascro(m): 2:35pm On Apr 13, 2020
IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Niyi Olaniyi Olaito Olakankita!

Alago Niyi for real.

Afonja Maka why? Just 2m?

Kai menini! Egbamioooo!




lol youre a big fool...your moniker is even a testimony to that

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