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Oluwa o se..,no be NIGERIA...this time..thanks to Jonathan for economic reform and good goverance..nigerians now love 9ja

chidima,tonto dike,kc fresh

iya shaki&baba sakiru o ya com read better post..

A day old phantom always pad mini
for sale. Very much in perfect
order, with some premium
apparently installed.
Bought it yesterday evening
7th January 2014.
Am selling it because I never
expected I won't find it
handy. I wanted something
larger than my Techno N7
Which I just sold. But I guess I
would prefer the A3 Which is
6 inches wide.
All accessories and pack still
new.
Price, 27,50
Location: ikeja or iyanapaja
O8063937266
.check pix below

.the best way to put d MODs and OP to order

what do you want us to do now cos

na u create topic na only u dey reply pele but

oluswaggz: Hmmmm, I guess u cosd it urself, this is what happened?

agent of temptation.why didn/t you stay with your parent,go back don,t break my home.you came over to report me to nairalanders.na wednesday night

I beg, no dey trust little girls o, coz d
way some of them dey play two can
play game, no be small tin.
An 11th year old girl discovered that
hair is growing in private part and
told her mumm but her mum says "
don't worry that area is called
monkey; that is why is growing hair".
So she run to her sister who is 13
years old and told her "see my monkey
is growing hair".
Funny enough her sister replies " you
are now becoming big girl like me, my
own is now eating BANANAS.
When her mother hear this, she
fainted .

gbaskiboy: Police that should be protecting us are now against....... I wondered where dis naija they head to. I bow for u oo naija NPF

we are heading to aso rock....policeman wey tell me and my guys afta we give am change say dem dey rob 4 benin/ore road...he better make we sleep 4 hotel dat night..i con dey wonder,..guy see gun 4ur hand..d guy safe our life sha..Wen i hear News d next day.,d guy just be like angel

op na today Police gun na like home video wey u fit rent naw,even bomb ask SEXKILLz,he go tel u..In policeman voice

There was this robbery in Central
Bank of
Nigeria, the robber shouted to
everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to the
state, life
belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly.
=>This is called "Mind Changing
Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
--------------- --------------- ---------
One lady lay on the table
provocatively, the
robber shouted at her "Please be
civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
=>This is called "Being
Professional --> Focus
only on what you are
trained to do!"
--------------- --------------- ---------
When the robbers got back, the
younger
robber (MBA trained) told the
older robber
(who is only primary school
educated), "Big
bro, let's count how much we
got", the older
robber rebutted and said, "You
very stupid,
so much money, how to
count? Tonight TV will tell us how
much we
robbed from the bank!"
=>This is called "Experience -->
nowadays
experience is more important
than paper
qualifications! "
--------------- --------------- ---------
After the robbers left, the bank
manager told
the bank supervisor to call the
police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait
wait, let's put
the #5 million we embezzled into
the
amount the robbers robbed".
=>This is called "Swim with the
tide -->
converting an unfavorable
situation to your
advantage!"
--------------- --------------- ---------
The supervisor says "It will be
good if there
is a robbery every month".
=>This is called "Killing Boredom --
>Happiness is most important."
--------------- --------------- ---------
The next day, TV news reported
that #100
million was taken from the bank.
The
robbers counted and counted and
counted,
but they could only count #20
million. The
robbers were very angry and
complained
"We risked our lives and only took
#20
million, the bank manager took
#80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks
like it is
better to be educated than to be a
thief!"
=>This is called "Knowledge is
worth as
much as gold !"
BE EDUCATED!

Pretyangel25: Na wa o

4u go sleep..You no fit do am for your boyfrnd

I don,t believe this,something else could have happened.He was murdered

op, u make sense...ENYEMA OR YAYA TOURE...I EVEN TIP YAYA MORE...AND even RIBERY AND C RONALDO..I TIP RONALDO...TITLE NA TEAM WORK,.BUT CONTRIBUTION SHOULD BE D CRITERIA

c question

i so much love perfumes..i use GIVENCHY,POLO RAPH AND SOMEBODY..I KIP SWITCHING DEPENDING ON WHERE AM GOING.

that has always been on mind...education 4 me...is like trash..but anyways you jst av to do it 2b on a safer side

I just hate when people blame govt,Stay in your country too...those blaming and they to doing this

i love ur replies....you got confidence even wit comments and guy u rn?t bad...if money touch u well u go change..Anyways,try packaging like smiling,doin a lovly hair cut,clean up..dat all..even if fine boy no take beta care of himself he wod b ugly..Gues u shld b d next MR NAIRALAND..and DYT go fit u..

.AM SURE YOU DON PASS 18YEARS..guy and u still they upload this kind thing..Baba before u fit WISE again na RAPTURE DAY

thread observer

He should move on Mancity is filled already let him start 4rm where he could get regular shirt

MAKE HIM NO INCREASE ANYTHING FOR JANUARY...ABEG MOD

.An ugly woman walk in a
store
with her two kids, yelling at
them. SAKA, the store clerk
pleasantly
said, "Good morning ma'am
and
welcome.
Nice children. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stop yelling
and
said, "Hell no, they are not.
One is
9 yrs old & the other is 7 yrs
old.
Why dah hell would you think
they are twins, are you blind,
or
silly?" TOLU replied, "I'm
neither blind
nor silly ma'am, I just can't
believe someone would sleep
with
you twice!!"
ONE WORD TOLU

To the mod dat brought dis on frontpage

Imagine i don't blame him..she doesn?t know her right after all the assalt u didn't report now a greater damage has been done,just wished we are in a country JUSTICE PREVAIL.d case wod end up been silenced.

.Nigerians don't do things at the right time

father christmas dey #hustle.,.wetin na man go do

UnknownTroll: Lol, guy u r on ur own oh

i know people would be shy to contribute..i saw pastors,imams and police troop in for powers..just want to know others experiences

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