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I wonder what the future of nigeria would be in next 20years..lot of baby mamas given birth for young irresponsible boys that couldn't abstain from SEX..I still wonder what training maheeda,patoranking n wizkid would give their children

richardjemedafe1:
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On MY WAy to ABUJA FOR THE TAN ...........Need ur
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upon say u display how silly u b na only TWO likes u get..you need to visit ya cele pastor make dem wash your head

A guy must have snapped her in their matrimonial room...

Mention: What's the meaning of this

na ok...olodo wetin concern u...you self u have lost it

MOD,OP and ikpeba has lost it..and how ikpeba sabi dat english,he should better work on himself,u keep building it just like learning..KESHI is GODsent...am sure his critics would be shocked

The guy wan waste money small,well a trial not bad anyways.make he learn to dey HUMBLE,politics u must be humble to God father.

pDude:

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There is nothing IMPOSSIBLE for GOD..I believe in POSSIBILITIES..GREat nation 1 voice

Nawa dat horse own bad gan

Whether heavy or light security no casualities.
D best candidate won.

wikiman: We need to really get serious with research in this country and stop focusing on frivolous things as
i got this forwarded to me yesterday VERY THOUGHTFUL

[b]"This was forwarded to me - "This is just the plain truth.....Hehehehehehe! EBOLA strikes "stone age" Africa. The entire continent, comprised largely of backward thinking people, is thrown into confusion. They were praying. Calling on God as usual. God doesn't drop vaccines or cures from heaven. I wonder why they can't get that into their thick skulls. EBOLA hit Africa in the 70s. The Americans took note. They developed a cure and locked it up in a wardrobe somewhere. A thinking society, a practical society, a sensible society. They solved the problem in the lab and not in the church or some other religious houses. They know the solution to problems is not by handing it over to God or casting it on Jesus or someothers. They found a cure and locked it away, for a day it will be needed. We were in church and , praying. So EBOLA hit West Africa and the entire continent became jittery. Hundreds died. America kept quiet. Two Americans got infected. The Americans opened their wardrobe, flew the cure to Africa and saved their citizens. The drug worked within minutes! The two citizens were saved. Not by prayers but by common sense preparation. God doesn't help the praying Africans with vaccines or cures. They die in their hundreds. It's because of their sins. What else will they say?The Americans don't help lazy minded Africans too. They make money with their vaccines, which praying Africans have to buy. Cos they won't spend their time taking the hard route to solve their problems. They will rather gather in special prayer grounds and ask God to intervene. But he does not. Except maybe through the money making Pharma companies in America. Such is the life of those who don't think!"[/b]

wouldn't sound too religious but all respect to GOD(alpha and omega).educated africans are too stupid we have left the research to herbalists,imams and pastors when we should use what we had learnt to improve our community..Isreal is a sound country in term of technology they have a balance
life..Work and PRAY.

See as people follow d op like mumu the OP WON'T and MIGHT not continue cause the ediot want u to READ MORE..u dey criticise others when u ain't better than them.

wow since President Goodluck ebele jonathan had been the president good things had been coming to my country including ebola..The best president nigeria has ever had

why are they all getting married after the demise of their mother

God this kind of Destiny me no want better destiny na im i want....not bad to marry 3 but 2 is ok....my waist and hmmm no b machine.WOMEN na investment nao en en na d secret of dangote ok nao.na y he no invest con use our own go do sugery,,

Types of husband
a)nairaland husband
b)facebook
c)2go and party hubby...where u see urs

The government that can?t tackle d seen bokoharam now want to fight the unseen Ebola....na prayers and we should be careful,..God protect me and my family from e-bola.i don dey run even from BOLA my gf...

Descartes: For having abused him, i think you can take that @ the bolded.
Learn how to argue constructively without resorting to abuses.

another ranting fool quoting me...weyrey

bdemix: I dey cum

ogbeni na airtel b ur love....Men who go around shouting ''hustling tins''are the poorest..hustling without God's grace na surest POVERTY.

nysc

Flautist: GEJ till 2019

Another ranting fool that should be kept in bondage til 2019

This jamb question too hard na who i go ask..abeg make i ask guugu.... Yeb...na Men sha make i go count

Sometimes I wonder what we celebrating in all dis junks who celebrate fake lives,sexual desire,body,baby mamas..showing padded backside...We need celebrities that could be role models...#team:I shall not be lead into temptation cos God is my role model#thebible is my guide

dagentility: Hi nairalanders,i decided to post this in order to get information.
It dawned on me recently that am far from God. I go to church only on sunday,i want to be more closer to God,i want to be going to fellowships,vigils,counselling. Pls can someone direct me to a good ministry in Enugu that will help draw me closer to God. But it should be the one in Enugu town,so that i can be easier for me to access.
Thanks.

read your bible and find God yourself..you can attended depth bible teaching churches and listen to messages that can renew your spirit..

.i just pray his children won't grow to end up in becoming calamity yobo like him....na d holiday dey him eye na y he perform like madman....make dem no make their papa their mentor na messi mk dem watch

Let him take challenges..NFF sha bunch of thieves..God help 9ja..I wonder. What d hope of d MASSES

whether they invest or not it doesn?t change the fact that all sectors in nigeria is corrupt....players asking for bonus to represent their country,if d millitary men ask for bonuses before WAR..What would happen??to show you our much we love our country as individuals

that the best award,..MIKEL SHOULD STEP UP HIS GAME..AND B INSTRUMENTAL..YAYA TOURE,.ISN?T IN HIS #MATCH

okay nau...wat about to add more fat