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[quote author=TOLU£N£]Lol[/quote]name sake u go pay 4dat name...tanx anyways

[quote author=TOLU£N£]Lol[/quote]name sake u go pay 4dat name...tanx anyways

Biafra 91: Men, U made my nite wit ur jokes. Tanx & kip it up!

tanx bro

A girl posted on facebook
"ALL MEN ARE DOGS" and TOLU replied "WHICH BREED IS YOUR FATHER"
who is at fault pls

Remember wen women dey chase
me den,. i dey form level then...
Baba God da igba pada o...
GO BE WARNED

Guys wey dey always brag abt
their hustle.. You hustle reach
judas? Mehn that guy sold jesus...
Hustle of life...
PEEPS am new at dis section ur comments and likes wodb appreciated

An ugly woman walk in a store
with her two kids, yelling at them. SAKA, the store clerk pleasantly
said, "Good morning ma'am and
welcome.
Nice children. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stop yelling and
said, "Hell no, they are not. One is
9 yrs old & the other is 7 yrs old.
Why dah hell would you think
they are twins, are you blind, or
stupid?" TOLU replied, "I'm neither blind
nor stupid ma'am, I just can't
believe someone would sleep with
you twice!!"
ONE WORD TOLU

TOLU QUESTION!!!
My name is TOLU, I used my
friend to set up my girlfriend to
see if she'll cheat on me. Now they
have sent me a wedding
IV......WHAT AM I?
A. Learner
B.God sent
C.Mumu.

wen u they go evangelism with your pastor and all church members and one ASHEWO shout CUSTOMER LONG TIME

TOLU FUN TIME!!!
Trouble is:-
--Wen D person interviewing
U @ ur new job is D same guy
u insulted in traffic.
U go apologize tire
--Wen U tel Ur friend ''Ur
Mama'' & turn around & see
his/her mum staring @ U.
Meeehn ,she go show u say u
no nid cuttlery 2 chop slap.
--Wen u'r up against Lionel
Messi in ur debut game as a
Defender.
E go beta say u collect red
card
--Wen mosquito lands on ur
fada's bald head& u try 2 kill
it wit ur bare hands.
U must provide d proof ooh
or else.
-- Wen Patience is ur English
teacher b4 Waec.
Na A1 u dey DREAM about u
go get no worry.
--Wen Victor Valdes wins
GoalKeeper of d yr.
Abeg eeeee
--Wen U update ''Salary
Thingz'' on FB & ur landlord
comments ''On Point''
U go travel go villa by force
--Wen u'r in a bus & U throw
away #500 Noteinstead of
gala wrapper.
Ol' boy e don red b dat.
--Wen ur dad works @ Nepa
& they take lite, then u shout
''God punish Nepa''......and
he's there wit u.
Na ur Mama go start 2 pay ur
Schl fees.
--Wen u finish eating in an
eatery & u find outur wallet
fell out in a taxi.
Start 2 prepare ur grammer.
--When Usain Bolt chases u
wit a cutlass.
Ol'boy just stop, beg am.
--Wen u giv beggar #1,000
note instead of#50.
Generosity go change Noni.
Add ur own join
ABEG COMMENT NAW U WAN KILL CAREER.

All i go see were Sexy apes in girl form..

Politics Friends INSIDE enemies OUTSIDE..Jonathan would congratulate him 2mao,while Some THUGS would kill themselves on No reason 2mao.

nawa o o..open mouth

Can u create one?what ur headache with dem..I agree with no 7 anyways

beatrice webb: A none materialistic woman with a good handwrting is all i wanted

na typist u want nt wife

true..but i cherish LADIES with GOOD BEHAVIOUR,SIMPLE LIFESTYLE and well mannered and been respectful when talking and relating with people

lollysweet: Darn! Why do some people just like complicating things? If u think the song has another meaning,just sing the ones u understand....na waoo

Abi naw,if u no lyk am sing kukere or badoo..JEHOVAH Rapha..JEVOVAH OUR HELPER,HEALER etc..your Heart and mind is the main thing

i just imagine when d man wan do d real home job..wat wod be the length of his room

YES...for calling his mum and my wife a B**I**.T**.C.H

Only.a fool would leave HIS house on fire and go ahead to visit a Neighbour...

Knowledge9000: Yoruba busy bodies and their jealousy of Igbos, and now directing this in full force at our beautiful, brilliant, highly educated and high profiled Igbo women. Today is Stella Oduah, tomorrow is Oby Ezekwesili, next week it's Dora Akunyili, a week before was Ndidi Okereke-Onyiuke, few months ago was Joy Ogwu. Ungrateful people...these smart Igbo women are magnanimously running this country for the benefit of all; including you...Yorubas. What are you people contributing to this enterprise called Nigeria? Absolutely nothing. The Igbos, South-South and Hausas are running the show today in every level of the federal government....PRESIDENT, VICE-PRESIDENT, SENATE PRESIDENT, DEPUTY SENATE PRESIDENT, SPEAKER, DEPUTY SPEAKER, CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE FEDERATION...NO YORUBA ANYWHERE IN THE LEADERSHIP OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA THAT THEY CLAIM TO BE A MAJOR PART OF...VERY FOOLISH, WEAK, DECREPIT, FEAR-STRICKEN PEOPLE WITH LOW IQ. You all are not ashamed that you can't produce brilliant women of the caliber of Igbo women to contribute to the growth and development of this country. They will come up with the same ONE person Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti. That's all they got? Nuisance.

first you need to change ur username...u sound absolutely silly..ppl like you don't go far in life with this mentality...people like get angry when criticized u feel mayb it due to skin color,ur nationality,religion,tribe...without thinking deeply to check urself where you missed it...i cudn't stop weeping when i read your post and saw the LIKES..kept on asking myself ARE THIS THE FUTURE OF MY COUNTRY..somtin said NO..

she knows just ONE nite with Jona wod solve d all issues,na we d poor masses go dey cry..If dem like make them buy ISRAEL COME BACK na dem sabi..

All my children including my wife must play football..i wod b dia MANAGER

noted

joeluv: mctweeee...can someone pls shoot that CAN president. He is just an embrassment

PDP CAN PRESIDENT..he should better repent his HECTARES IN HELL WOULD BE HELL RECORD.

.when sinners are prayin for their fellow sinner,make them no loot that tomb sha..Students are here crying he is over there with 400 delegates..

noted

dat gud anyways...when wod ebeniza obey,2face and fela be honored

i wish seun was chargin for any thread opened sure u wod tink deeply b4 putin down dis thread.wat d difference btw a virgin and non virgn.

2009 this same FG made pledges to ASUU and NIGER DELTA MILLITANTS btw dat period till now millitant ad been paid buh ASUU hasn't gotten a dine.so many more i could tel u.Pdp conventn,dina,presidental thanksgiving,treatments abroad,PAF(10),Senators chocolate salaries and students r suffering 750 ETF LECTURE ROOM wod be filled with 3000 students.Our govt has ruin all we got railway,nepa,refineries,nitel now education.do u knw the numbers of dose seeking admisn dey r comin ova 2dis same system.It beta we change it now dan later.dat y i love syria

problem with people like you is LACK OF ADEQUATE INFORMATION.Do u really knw what they are fighting for hmm until when all federal institutions are sold out to private organizations