₦airaland Forum

Electronzeez:
i tink say u be may D

MayD bawo

SparkleRed. Ti o ba fun mi, mi o ni gbaa ( I no go collect am)

Sleep ko, slippers ni.



#A'15Party #dontDull #TurnUp #AriyaRepete
Oya pakurumo jor...

credibleq:
Baba, if e no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol....... If its nt Lagos, gbagbe............ Indeed nd in truth

Lips sealed. Make I no mis-yarn

richybanky:
I don't believe it, u don hack NL
Mods take note of tolustx

In Rambo's voice...
[size=16pt]I am invincible!!![/size]

E pain me o. I no c d pix wey I dey find to complement dat.

Owliver:
biography ke. Hahahahaha no let me laugh abeg.

U fit laf o. We no get anti-lafta police. But I go remind u wen u start to post ur biography for dis forum. I go tell u say sebi I talk am.
Let us cobet it...

richybanky:
Lols, I say make I dey act like learner since u don dey lecture me already

Oga just pay me d money and d job is done. That's all u nid to know. I'm a living witness of dat process. I dint post anything on page 300 but my monicker appears there. That's because I did my homework well. Waiting for transaction alert. No tym

richybanky:
Lols, me sef first look am like say shey na magic wan happen ni

Lol but Richy. A o mo ise esu o. D rate @ which pple dey bombard dis post, anything fit happen o. Ppl like owliver and erisegun. E fit be biography owliver go post next afta moment he wld neva forget. ;d

richybanky:
Abeg how I fit book space in advance cus I no wan miss page 400

I can help with dat. Just dat notin is free. Even in freetown. U wanna knw why u wil pay? A lot of work has to be put into dis:
1. We will bride a (or some) mod(s).
2. We will consult a fortune teller to knw what will be trending @ d tym d pages will get to 400 so as to be able to post a relevant thing then
3. I ve to use some of my programming skills to tweak d forum ahnahn...and u dey read dey go. Must I tell u everything Nawa 4 u o

sheyman4phy:
So I missed page 300.I just say make I relax small o after taking 3 wraps of mama seun's fufu like play like play relaxation turn to real sleep o.e pain me sha...well looking forward to 400 pages on or before monday.cheers

LoL. Sheyman. Shey u wan dey post punch newspaper for dis forum ni? Abi how u wan make 100 pages b4 monday.

queensmith:
it worries me - what is the purpose of a legislature when we make no moves to follow it.

The military can just be there to intimidate trouble makers (just standing around and doing absolutely nothing) - but they have no business policing the process - we've all heard how they were used to rig the elections in Ekiti, arresting people up and down and beating old men.

It's not right

I still don't understand it wen pple say d presence of soldiers intimidate dem as voters. Soldiers were also @ Osun but we hear no noise dat they were used for rigging because APC won. 2 oda states held elections b4 Ekiti and soldiers were also used. APC won in both states and we heard no noise. Why is it d one dat PDP won dat now brought all dis noise and reference. Let's point to d word of d soldiers in d state elections dat APC won too and let's balance dis discussion.
Cheers
#LongLiveFederalRepublicOfNigeria

credibleq:
Broda, dats Unilag na.......

Oh...oº°˚˚°k. I no know before o.
Welcom to d club bro
But dat line dull small.
I rep #GreatIfe - For learning and culture.

queensmith:
Absolutely not. The constitution doesn't even allow it. Their focus should be problem areas. Which ideally should be excluded. If we're using the military to police what will we use the police for? Besides they have more important things to worry about.

Police and anti riot teams are more than enough. The police should also ideally have choppers for monitoring.

as much as what u jst said is correct, it only applies to ideal situations. Take note of d word "ideal". Nigeria as a country is however nothing close to being in an ideal state. So it is a Yes YEs YES for me!

Irrelevant. How dis one take affect my vote? Ehn? Moju and walks outta thread...

credibleq:
So glad to be with my fellow Batch a corpers....... I rep d University of first choice nd d pride of d nations..... Econs Dept

Ur welcome broda...
But that university...Shey na new university? Cos I no sure say I don hear dat motto b4.

Walkopet:
When will Fayose start his primary assignment in Ekiti State sef gan, he surely knws dat it will be tough for him if GMB bcoms d president, dats d reason why he's doing all dese.


Meanwhile how many LIKES for GMB,.....how many SHARES for GEJ.

Shey Seun don dey pay pple for likes and shares ni. Abi why dis pple dey always struggle for cheap likes and shares for NL lyk dis.

PhockPhockMan:
But APC has ruled lagos for 16 years, are you telling me that there is no well equipped hospital in lagos that can check him?

bros u funny o...but come to think of it, it is true o!

Chai. Wetin b Fayose problem sef. Must he always talk sh1t? He's just destroying d image of d president by doing dis always. I'm having a feeling he might be working for d opposition and may even debunk to APC soon

[size=20pt]When the pastors says "Not By power, nor by might"[/size]

richybanky:
Hmmm, tho dats none of my business

na ur biznes o. D gen noise go dey disturb u dey go ni

richybanky:
mehn na die oooo
Dere father na real Boko Haram

LoL. Abi na. But he try small sha. He no injure d hand wey d guy go dey take write. LoL.

Owliver:
I was there. It was fun. You should see the thrill of comenting on page 500. 1000, 1111... Fun all the way

Lol. Oya let's do diz...

Owliver:
NYSC talks can go on but we go to beat C14 1000+ page soooo.................

Are we competing for numba of pages now? Lol

richybanky:
Nairalanders bro

Ok. Tnx. Just wanted to clarify dat wen I saw an attendance limit of 500 pple.

sodiqyinka:
Your online reg will take care of that. No need to panic. cheers

ƛȋ̝̊̅ȋ̝̊̅†ε. Tnx bro.

This #A15Party. Is it for any interested A15 corper or just for A'15 nairalanders
Cc richybanky
Cc electronzeez

oracle009:
fi okan e bale....same for many of my departmental guys...if ur name resemble male or female na issue o. Y u too go dey bear Tolu? U no see Joseph or Samuel bear? (just kidding)... Dem put my name for female also, bt dem say no qualm, nysc registratn online go correct am. #team OAU

Thanks jare. Na unisex names I dey bear. Tolulope Seun. But d person wey write female, he no get sense. Shey na wetin u feel u go just put dr? Sebi record dey dr. Dos ppl for dsa useless o. Dem just dey collect fed. Govt money ni. If online reg go correct am, fyn. Tnx
Sheyman4phy. Tnx. U too Richybanky.

richybanky:
Den wan use stye turn u to female ni yen
Mistake yapa for d list wey den send go Abuja on Tuesday, den do mistake for noordean grade and DOB.. Den carry some peeps wey study Physics put dere names for engineering Physics same goes to engineering Physics also.. Bt dat shouldn't be a serious prob sha, after d list was pasted on Saturday, a fwend of mine went to dsa on Monday to complain abt d errors and dey told him not to worry himself, dat dose names sent to Abuja was for dem to confirm dat Senate already approved our results.. Don't worry urself on dis matter bro
Have a lovely day ahead!

Oh. I see. Thanks jawe. I don fear o. because na just last nyt I get d info frm d person wey check for me.

Noordean, richybanky, sheyman4phy. E ma gba mi ke, dsa wan do me strong tin again. They go put female for my sex for dat list wey dem paste for dsa ni sha. I no know which wahala dat schl get wit me o

LaRoyalHighness:
I need proof..

We won't believe dis news until we c proof. Audio recording of proceedings, pics of cheque, transaction alert, whatever proof they ve, they shud bring his forward. It does no gud when people jst come out to spill shlt without proof, tarnishing d image of clerics.
Is dis all because Nigerians asked for dr oga's certificate

@Op. No source? Can't waste my tym reading dat if it has no source.

Audio tape of koro's confession to d senators or adonbelievit. There no proof dat d story is true until we hear him confess.