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Nakarey:
Dis lagosians..una no go kill person ...lol
Chop owo ile money ontop ile wey no be their own...una get mouth

Ehnehn... U say wetin

pixey:
moses oluwatosin unilag,accounting dept,*A15 mobilization registration 95 percent loading*desired destination- lagos state or oyo state. ladies and gentlemen in the house,it's an honour to be here. my greetings!

Good day Mr Pexey. Na olori omonile be dis. Emi o gb'oyinbo o. Oya whr ur owo ile sharp sharp.

doublezero7:
Na the number 3 'ride' oo!


#A15Party #TurnUp

AaaaaaaaaaAh!!!
No comment yet. I dey come...

sparkleRed:
am a very troublesome person oo...make una no vex BTW come chop ewa agonyi

Chai...U nd dis ur agonyin

doublezero7:
Ha! Na so I see am oo! I was jejely talking to sleekyonyx my baby! Janey come talk say make Onyi warn me oo...or else, she go 'ride' me! I come talk say I no dey do! Na wetin come dey make am vex be dat!

#A15Party #July4

Me I sabi 3 meanings of 'ride'
1. To operate a bike or bicycle. That is ride a bike or ride a bicycle

2. To cheat (informal). E.g. U wan ride me abi? Meaning 'u want to cheat me right?'

3 I no fit explain dat last one o. Buh pple like Nicki minaj, Amber rose, maybe Rihanna, etc go fit explain beta

haibe:
You no lie oo. Very annoying

Chai. Dat tin can vex...esp for bursar office, dsa, where again sef...
Even hall wardens, wen u dey do clearance and lab attendants sef
Chai students dey suffer o. For my own school whr I graduate sef, some cleaners go dey do shakara 4 u.
A swear. Aye ti baje!

haibe:
hahaha, reminds me of my faculty secretary, you go dey queue won pay money and she go dey play card game like say she dey analyse payments

Lol. No be her fault na. Abi? She sabi say una no fit vex go. Pple using dr own ost to intimidate odas since 2304BC
Imagine. Even filling station attendant sef go dey do shakara. Chai! I don die...

Abeg! Pple wey dey d bbm channel / whatsapp etc. Abeg how many ba3s una get. Me dey fear for dos ba3s o. because if posts dey bombard dis thread like dis, I wonder as comments go dey flood that channel

Owliver:
its two streams na for each batch. So prepare ur mind for either stream 1 or stream 2...

Hmmm. They no go wan try any foolish stream 2 with me because hmmm... Hmm...hm...I go go ijebu because of dem. I go swear for dr destiny. Harpic, jik and hypo all join, no go fit wash d swear comot

Queue for banks dis days ehn, na DIE and d banks tellers be like...

mayorsweet:
Hmmm... Oga Tolu,we misunderstood ourselves ni...1love bro (na Agape love o) make people no dey think say i be gay

LoL. Baba shey u be pastor ni

mayorsweet:
Na when we start love wey we dey kiss?

Oga love na very crazy thing o. Insyd love, person fit kiss anytym. No mata how soon or how frequently.
Thank God say no be woman make d first comment sef. Na anoda tin pple for say abt me and haibe.lol

Mr Mayorsweet. Hope all is well. Looks lyk u woke up on d wrong syd of d bed today. U just dey vex. Abeg na. Wetin happen. Me and haibe dey joke wit u, u jez turn d joke to somtin else.

Thanks Sleekyonyx. Good morning. Hope ur nyt was sweet.
Just like speed of light, d day is getting nearer and nearer. #GreatAnticipation
BTW: My siggy

Hello Cherieberry. Good morning. I spot u 2day...

mayorsweet:
U didnt mention me...and u wrote Zeez twice...oga o...lol

Lol. I can see dat sombori is jealous.

erisegun:
chisozzzzzzzzzz!!! O ta lenu abi?

Na wetin I dey take high be dat.

erisegun:
geez!!! Lawd have messi

Na I'm sure pass o

Omo, na yoruba stew sure pass o...

Omo na yoruba stew sure pass o...

ENEMUS:
I just checked my jamb registration status now n I find out dat jamb gave me admission into accountancy, n I graduated from computer engineering. wat will I do now?. someone should ans me please

In my own opinion bro, I don't think d course is so important now. I believe d important things are dat u ve a jamb reg numba and jamb also confirms dat u were offered admission. Dos are just my tots tho. Don't know if someone else has a more precise answer.

Hunger don come o...

sparkleRed:
Na cabinet dey my back

Lol. Me sha don tell u my own sha o. because if month end now, I no wan hear story abt our sharing formular of ur salary o.

sparkleRed:
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[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]U beta look ur back. She don come wey u no know. U no sabi anything. Month go soon end.lol

Hey miss 2teepcee. Ve I seen ur post on dis thread b4? I'm not just sure. But u sabi observe sha.

sparkleRed:
Please report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland.




igbati mi oni anything lati do

Ur boss dey ur back dey look u.

Abeg, who go help dis guy out with wetin he dey find o. Help a friend...

Kingnap:
Hrh kingNAP

delsu

elect/elect

2014

EBONYI

Good day bro. U're welcom to d club. We are one big family

Hey. Me dey find e-babe for dis thread o. Ahnahn. Wetin sef, I go just dey read convo abt oda e-couples. Single e-babes ! Where art thou?
Or e-devorcees. lol

I just got to knw what it feels like to read abt 8 - 10 pages on dis thread. Interesting tho.
BTW. Good job SparkleRed for dat info. Buh omo that list long o. Shey na inside moon d nysc camp dey ni. Nawa o



#A15Party #July4. Gonna be #Spluphic
#MassiveTurnup

sodiqyinka:
Batch B is going to camp in October. Don't know when the time table will be released just yet. Will update you once i have anything on this.

Wow. If batch B will be goin in october, I guess it means dr is no batch C dis year.