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Romance / Re: Ladies I Need your Advice Urgently Pleaseee.....it killing me by tombola: 11:29pm On Sep 14, 2008
@Jeminatu

I put it to you that you have been lieing since, i put it to you you are a lier, a sex addict and a perenial attention seeking pus sie footing docklands.
Nairaland / General / Genuine, Heaven Bound Christians Dont Come To Nairaland - True Or False? by tombola: 7:22pm On Sep 14, 2008
Genuine, spirit filled, heaven bound, holy christians dont come to NairaLand, only the hypocrites, this is true. How can we deliver them from this self deluded bondage they have immersed themselves into?
Romance / Re: Wife Caught Screwing In Law, This Is Explicitly The Worst Thing I Have Ever Seen by tombola: 7:07pm On Sep 11, 2008
michelin89:

Behind Closed Doors: starring RMD, Desmond Elliot, SDA & Patience Ozokwor.

Grab your copy now!

shebi the man say na story im hear, u come take your own over sabi join am, see your face wey be like rat wey him mistake enter Seun shit.
Romance / Why Women Date Ugly Black Guys by tombola: 5:18am On Sep 07, 2008
Ever see a really swell-looking white girl with a really ugly-looking black guy?

Ever wonder what's that all about?

I'm your basic ugly black dude, and I hate to admit it, but really good-looking black women won't give me the time of day. Don't feel sorry for me, though, and here's why: white chicks go ape over me.

I'll go to parties with a really swell-looking white girl and everybody freaks. No one can figure out what the hell is going on. I couldn't figure it myself until I dated this one white girl who told me why why she was giving it up to me.

We were laying in bed smoking cigarettes and I asked her why she was wasting her time with a dog like me. She said, "The thing about you, Anonymous, is you're so bleeping ugly, you're beautiful."

That was five years ago and I still don't know if that was an insult or compliment.

So, women, black or white - why do you prefer ugly guts like me.

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Romance / Re: My Married Ex-Girlfriend Wants Me To Sleep With Her by tombola: 2:28pm On Sep 06, 2008
I can see there are more mad men/women sitting behind computer screens than actually on the streets. hummm. This life.
Romance / My Married Ex-Girlfriend Wants Me To Sleep With Her by tombola: 5:12pm On Sep 05, 2008
Kindly advice o, my ex girlfriedn who is now married found me after 13 years, within which she has gotten married and with a daughter, but husband leaves outside the country, everyday she calls me and tells me she wants a continuation of where we stopped, we only had one fok when we were together, only one, this is true, now she wants a continuation, I told her I don't do married woman, she says her husband is not around and asks me what will happen if i do it?

I don't want to do it, why? not because i am so morally upright, but i remember one day about five years ago, on the street of Lagos, a mad man came my way to beg for money, and after giving him the money, he says to me, you are a millionaire in the making, your star is bright, but make sure you don't do something o - make sure you no fok married woman o.

Till date , this rings in my head, please advice. or the advice of the mad man will be better than those of some people here, i am sure.
Romance / Women - How Do You Cope In The Absence Of A Lover. by tombola: 2:34pm On Sep 05, 2008
You use to fok him daily, each night, each morning, but suddenly he announces to you, he is travelling out of the country, u love him so mush, u begin to cry, so he left, one year, two years, three years, until one day, u just decided to check your pussy, u come see say the thing don gum together due to no dik, as if say you don use evo stick or super glue gum am together, wow, how do you cope, before the three years, and after, how do women cope?
Family / Re: Pls Advice, Mu Hubby Is Cheating On Me Cos I Saw The Love Text Sent To A Lady On by tombola: 6:11pm On Sep 01, 2008
look at me here - poster -

Make you go city centre - cha - and chag men any how -

that will confirm your name chachag - if he chags around - you too chag your own - dont get mad - get even.
Romance / Re: Are Men Simply Heartless Or Are Women Simply Stupid And Gullible? by tombola: 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2008
onyinye2:

The both of them. Simple as that. They got what they deserved.

I dont think it is both of them - the man wants some enjoyment - got it but got it from a stupid woman who doesnt think that the enjoyment can carry a scar for life - remember - men dont carry any scar as a result of sex - the woman carries it - so the woman should have been smarter.
Romance / Re: Are Men Simply Heartless Or Are Women Simply Stupid And Gullible? by tombola: 1:19pm On Aug 31, 2008
if both of them are stupid - it cant be with the same degree - one should still be wiser - and i think it is the lady - because she knows - if she gets pregnant - she will carry the pregnancy for 9 months - while the man goes about sleeping with other women - the woman should be less stupid because she shld know that if she gets pregnant - she will forever cary the scare and the evidence in her life - so - me think the woman is more stupid for allowing it.
Romance / Are Men Simply Heartless Or Are Women Simply Stupid And Gullible? by tombola: 1:04pm On Aug 31, 2008
A guy meets a lady - they both knew it is a fling - based on either the circumstances or based on how the relationship commenced - probably - the guy is even married - they started sleeping together - no protection - also - no commitment to marriage or a long term relationship from the guy - you both keep sleeping together - no protection - suddenly the lady gets pregnant - goes to the guy and the guy denies or even when he doesnt deny - cries wolf and blames the lady for getting pregnant - obviously he doesnt want a commitment talkless of a baby with you - woman. So man tells woman - go and abort - and when woman says no - man abandons her - abandons the pregnacy - ultimately - abandons the child - and the woman becomes forever bitter towards the man for impregnating her and abandoning her.

Now who is to balme - is it the man or the woman who opens her legs wide and up to the roof for a man who hasnt made any commitment to her - without any protection. Are men who does this simply hertless or are the women simply stupid and gullible - because you know you will get pregnant without any protection.
Politics / Re: Do You Believe In Free Healthcare For All Nigerians? by tombola: 9:13pm On Aug 30, 2008
madamkoko:

Free Healthcare in Nigeria CANNOT work.   wink wink

Meaning: FREE is not the issue but QUALITY Healthcare.

Poor people will continue to have access to rubbish, and rich people will continue to send their families abroad for treatment.


You are one ignatius woman - or man - or both - its people like you who sayd nothing can work in Nigeria

see yah head.

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