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Tolexander: Okorocha: olusegun obasanjo is my colleague cos we contested the election together.
Obasanjo: am not rochas okorocha's colleague cos he lost the election.

MEANING
Okorocha: gbogbo eyan lo fe ba oloriire tan(everybody wants to relate with a successful man)
Obasanjo: oloriburuku kii se ara ile me(nobody dares associate with an unsuccessful man).
Obasanjo is becoming prominent in the media nowadays.

Lolz

splendidb20: OMG! lwkmd. Gud sha

Nice job bt make dem no drive am for express rd o if nt na Sa ra

Francheezy: g0 buy dat 2014 car wey dat 0ba buy, x0 u g0 break rec0rd

Lolz yeye boi

braine: It died or it was killed?

Good questn LoLz

[quote author=ijaw_girl]Desmond Elliot's father is YORUBA ,  while his mother is Igbo[/quote]Very right d name Elliot is a yoruba name from lagos so D fada is a yoruba man

[quote author=Ìyániwúrà123]The Nigeria Police College, Ikeja, Lagos State is the first in the country. In a recent video report by ChannelsTV, the very deplorable situation of the College is shown in the following images. While posting this, I cannot but wonder what our leaders have been doing. It is a big shame indeed upon the Nigerian government and all their supporters.

Iyaniwura brings to you some of the pictures of the college. You will see the male dormitory 10, constructed in 1940 by colonial masters with its incredibly hellish looks (yes, it looks like hell). The toilets are abhorent and the bathrooms? I wonder how they manage to take their baths in there.
You will also see some students urinating at the back of the building where the drainage system has broken down completely.

Here, police recruits will spend 13 months for training. In 2013, a sum of N311 billion naira has been budgeted for the Nigerian Police. Enu kalokalo naa ni gbogbo re n lo. There are 7 police colleges in Nigeria and a total of 18,500 constables graduated as at December 2012. These colleges include the Lagos Police College (see pictures below), Kaduna Police College, Kano Police Academy, Maiduguri Police College, Oji Police College, Police ICT College, Abeokuta and the Police Detective College, Enugu. In addition to this, there are two mobile police colleges, one in Gwoza, Borno State while the other is in Ila-Orangun, Osun State.

The College once had an Olympic-size swimming pool which is now a breeding ground for toads. It used to win medals for shooting all over West Africa but there is no shooting range anymore.

According to Jonah Mavah, the Deputy Commandant of the College, there has been no major development since establishment except for some few renovations.
The College itself was built for 700 students but today, it contains 2,554.
As for the library, the Staff says they cannot remember the last time books were supplied to the library which is full of museum pieces and antiquities called books bought in the 1970s.

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spiaggia: some things are just unnatural and my candid opinion is that one day, we will read about how this man ended up in the belly of this croc.[color=#990000][/color]

He's already a dead man bt still livin for nw

mumumugu: Nigerians are in a rush. May be he just tested the mixtture on a rabit and it workd . Then he grabed the mic and made anouncement. He should have followd due proces

Rabit...LoLz

aspabay: Have You Ever A Ghost Disappear?


Which kind English be this?

Na Horror english

heed101: Ask me again (//”,”\\). R u a learner

Lol

[quote author=Mynd_44][/quote]You don't v to be worried cos there is life in dat same area u stay if u are d type that love to drink and hangout wit women den head to abule egba at social club rd soi go see diff nice cool bars around wit a lot of ashawo

fuke: How many south westerners in government agencies in the South Eastern states?

None because No b yorubaland

mrperfect: For the four-legged competitors, two months of hard work – and a fair few treats – ensured they were raring to get on the racetrack.

So when the big day rolled around, the only ones likely to get hot under the collar were any bystanders who spotted a Mini hurtling towards them with a dog at the wheel.

Two mutts made history yesterday by driving a car down a racetrack. Ten-month-old beardie cross Porter put his paws to the pedals first, steering the Mini down the straight and then turning a corner. He was followed by Monty, an 18-month-old giant schnauzer cross, who completed the same feat.

As the Mail reported last week, the pair – along with one-year-old beardie whippet cross Ginny – had been taking driving lessons, which began with them learning to steer a wooden cart pulled along on a string by their trainers. After successfully manoeuvring the car around a lab, the leading two were challenged to a racetrack test-drive which was broadcast live online.

They were strapped in with seatbelts and then followed commands from their trainers, who walked in front of the car.

The dogs were all rescued by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in Auckland, New Zealand. The charity came up with the idea to train them to drive to prove how intelligent they were.

Animal trainer Mark Vette, who schooled the dogs, said: ‘They are great dogs, each with their own distinct personality.

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Crayz dey worry dia head

ajetunblog: African superstar D'banj will perform "Oliver Twist at the 2012 World Music Awards!

Dbanj is nominated for World's Best Artist, Best African Artist, Best Song and Best Video

You can vote for D'banj here : www.worldmusicawards.com

Read More latest news here : http://ajetun..com/2012/12/dbanj-gets-4-nominations-and-also-set.html

Dbanj only u one.. U 2much man

meyri: [flash=425,344]

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Please tell this is not becoming a fashion trend for men. This is one of the most hideous, razz, and unbelievable things i have seen in fashion. What correct person will spend 7000 naira to look like a clown? Anyone considering this better think 2x or risk loneliness 4 life or ur lip falling off whichever happens first.
Has anyone seen or heard of this?

Bullshit

yamunla: Am dbanj..,you only have one life to live,if u're lucky then u might get two...''Am on top of the world...you gonna be proud..Ye O,Ye O........Looking back now,there is no regret..Moving forward...Wouldn't change a thing even if i could..Am stronger now....Wow...D'banj,Ski-banj,Eja-Nla,Capela,Mensah,Osinawata-buruogaraya1,Oooshee....haters(Marvin chicken,Don-Loya,wiz-pikin)...Dbanj no be una mate..#kapish#

Haha well said bro You 2 much.. Lolz

pekelepekele: Baba were. If you are a Nigerian and you love this man you are just a bastard , This man is responsible for all the problems this country is having till date ., I just don't know what kind of juju this man is using that still make some folks likes him .

You wey knw b Bastard na wetin ur papa do Achieve?

ogele: I am an Igbo man and I am very very proud of him OBJ...God bless OBJ and may he live long...he is one that believe in the Unity of Nigeria. bb pin 28e179d4

Well said broda...Cos d man ws neva Tribalistic for once n dat is wat unity is al abt so kudos to him for dat may God bless him

afam4eva: I hope all the banks comply with this. I don't know why they will still be charging ATM users when we didn't put a gun to their heads.

Na craz dey worri dia brain

oraclefemi: Nigerians and especially yorubas will never appreciate this man until he his gone, you complained about him so much , now you have Jonathan your breathe of fresh air with no balls

Well said bro that is sum foolish nigerians for you bt dem no knw wetin d man dey do for us outside 9ja o

yhemini: The way churches spring up like new born babies everyday in this country is something to consider. I Have always wondered why we have so many Churches in Nigeria. Is it that our sin is too much or is it because there's so much money and that some people now see it as a "Money Making Venture."? I would like to know what your opinion i s on this issue.

Church biz na d way forward once u fit perform Miracle cos Jesus is frm nigeria

delors: Bros, e be like say dat UK own worse pass our own o as I take dey hear o...

Omo he worse pass na 9ja for sum pple if u cant do fraud he jst better pass 9ja interms of foods transportation nd social lives bt no job

lacasa: Say NO to Tribalism and Ethnicity on Public Forums

Cos, the IGBOS have taken this headline again should not be made an Issue pls

U don start again wit tribal issue

logica: Right. As if the sensors cannot become faulty.

Lolz d car no fit work for 9ja o

[quote author=life_style]Impossible, the world is suppose to end Dec 21..[/quote]U b God? AsShole

drnoel: Tell me, who is to stop that from happening. If it can happen, then it will happen. As long as the person has lived there a long time and the law of the land allows it, why not. U people should really grow up cos that is what is pulling Nigeria back. Look, one of my uncles who has lived in Lagos for 40 years was given a chieftaincy and he now moves in the oba of Lagos counsel. His nephew contested for cousellorship and wanted to contest for local government chairmanship. These are Igbo men..

Did some fellow igbos read this? And after you will say yorubas r trebalistic as if d law is not affectin d same yoruba pple too

drnoel: Tell me, who is to stop that from happening. If it can happen, then it will happen. As long as the person has lived there a long time and the law of the land allows it, why not. U people should really grow up cos that is what is pulling Nigeria back. Look, one of my uncles who has lived in Lagos for 40 years was given a chieftaincy and he now moves in the oba of Lagos counsel. His nephew contested for cousellorship and wanted to contest for local government chairmanship. These are Igbo men..

Did some fellow igbos read this? And after you will say yorubas r trebalistic as if d law is not affect d same yoruba pple too

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pDude: lOCAL TECHNOLOGY

lol na small small

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acidtalk: This man is certainly one of Nigeria's untribalistic, unbiased and nonreligious bigot to ever ever come out of Nigeria.

The Yorubas don't know what they have in this man until he will be no more.


Can people also see that Obasanjo even while out of power has more relevance and support than the idi*ot in Aso rock. Even his former enemies (Sanusi, Atiku and kwankwaso) are all part of this gesture.

Let Jonathan try such out of office and see if even the CAN president he gave a jet to will turn up not to talk of the chicken and goats roaming the streets of Otueke.

Well say bro... Dey neva knw d value of d man till is gone stupid fellaz