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That moment when you tried to balance the light switch between on and off

That moment when you were a kid and you went to skul with fadon

That moment when you just found out you were fooled by the no of posts on this thread

That moment when a girl hits you jokingly and you are like 'chisosss. This gal ccan kill someone oo'

That moment when you don't comment on this thread and you die in the next 30 secs

That moment when someone ends your career with that insult and you sit there like

That moment when you go to uk/us and see everyone using an iPhone. And your tecno f7/bb becomes an embarrassment. Because even a bus driver has the latest iphone

That moment when you watch two drops of water fall down your window and it becomes a race

That moment when your bread falls in your tea and you just know that you have to go fishing

That moment when your computer cable gets stuck in the wheels of your office chair

That moment when your mb finishes in the church

That moment when you see smone attractive in public and become sober because you know u won't see dem for the rest of your life

That moment when you are wearing socks and you step on a wet spot

That moment when you want to buy golden circle from your mallam

That moment when you are not sure if a fart will sound or not so you release it slowly . Galz don't form

That moment when eating hot soup /tea and you know it's hot. . But due to being too sweet you keep eating it until it burns ur tongue

That moment when you step on a lego (kids block toys)

Abeg. U pple comment na


By force I must make fp this month

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or you need a demonstration?


















I dunno the section for this. Mods pls move it to the right section

philantoxx:
funny
must u open a thread@OP??

No I must open a needle



Sth finally funny





















Pronounce Burna boys name if you see him and tell me people will not laff

Or if you see 2face shout innocent.

shikshark:
that hole is meant for hanging the pot on a wall rack. BTW why is the pot black like this?

So when the pot blackens. It will be hard to notice

ammyluv2002:
Don't waste that blood

Wow,i have neva been mentioned by someone from old trafford

Sorry,forgot to add. Breaking news from FNN

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Blood of jesus. Tiwa just tweeted that she just cut her hair and says 'am I rocking this new look'

Pics. Nxt comment

I just saw this pic online and I thought. Damn. M a big ode

*update. The stew will flow down and mess up the whole spoon

Phyno-Azubuike Chibuzo Nelson
Timaya-Enetimi Alfred Odom
Ice prince-Panshak Zamani
M.I-jude abaga
Tiwa garbage-Tiwatope Savage(no hate for her..a fan,d name was funny when I heard it)
Flavour- Chinedu Izuchukwu Okoli

D'banj-Oladapo Daniel Oyebanjo
2face-Innocent Ujah Idibia. (korrect ___ guy)
Burna boy-Damini Ogulu
Olamide-Olamide Adedeji
Davido-David Adedeji Adeleke
Wizkid-Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun
Lil kesh-Keshinro Ololade
Patoranking-Patrick Nnaemeka Okori

Add yours. Mention if I missed any artist


ABEG YOU PEOPLE SHOULD COMMENT. AVENT MADE FP IN A WHILE

Please comment so this can make fp




Mods. I think this is fp worthy

halmeyd:
wat if d song waz shared 2 me via bluetooth,wud i be jailed too? Is my bluetooth-activities unda CIA surveilance too?
Yeye dey smell!

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Still. It's illegal.


because it's copyright

Even me dat I am talking. I download music for further free. Dem neva catch me

Akara and bread

Cook rice and cabbage together