Nairaland General › Re: NEW VIDEO!!!! Guiness -black Diamond Ft Fuse Odg,olamide And Stanley Enow by tomiobj(op): 7:10pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
It's funny how att eend fuse and Olamide were like com and do do do do. Non-yoruba speakers...-it means come and Bleep |
Nairaland General › NEW VIDEO!!!! Guiness -black Diamond Ft Fuse Odg,olamide And Stanley Enow by tomiobj(op): 7:07pm On Oct 24, 2014*. Modified: 7:32pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
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Politics › Re: Nigeria's Most Beautiful Buildings (pics) by tomiobj(m): 5:22pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
iconize: How does your "rhetorical" question show that they're not regular buildings?
If I've visited 20 countries and seen the same mediocre buildings all over, what does that mean? . so in those 20 countries. sorry. over 20 countries. the standard of all buildings are the same as the ones posted by d op. |
Celebrities › Re: D'banj VS Don Jazzy! Who Has Grown More Since Their Split? by tomiobj(m): 5:15pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Dbanj- billionaire garri seller that took a pic with bill gates Donjazzy-super millionaire that famzes people's music |
Celebrities › Re: D'banj VS Don Jazzy! Who Has Grown More Since Their Split? by tomiobj(m): 5:03pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
unitysheart: Abeg, make una share your opinion on who has grown more out of Don Jazzy and Dbanj. question for the gods |
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage (doro Diva) Looking Super Fly In Her Latest Manchester Outfits by tomiobj(m): 4:57pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Iphone 5s.Iphone 6 is bigger than that and the back has no white colour stalyf: Her shoes in the first picture though. Is that an iPhone 6 in the second picture? Her sense of fashion don't look Nigerian in my opinion. She is gradually starting some wild dress sense that other artists would pick up with time.
Last bullet: The way Tiwa Savage is getting front page recognition for the smallest affair, someone would soon say Seun has a secret affair with her just like with Tonto Dike some months back |
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Most Beautiful Buildings (pics) by tomiobj(m): 4:41pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
iconize: I think asking where I come from would have been better than asking where I've travelled to. it was a rhetorical nd sarcastic question to show that they aren't regular buildings |
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Most Beautiful Buildings (pics) by tomiobj(m): 6:24am On Oct 24, 2014 |
chris365: Nigerians and mediocrity. . Whatever. Just take the pictures of your local council or wareva nd let us see |
Jokes Etc › Re: WTF!!! Orezi And Lil Kesh Fight In The Club (pictures) by tomiobj(m): 6:22am On Oct 24, 2014 |
http://fingle.tv/2014/09/orezi-debunks-rumours-of-him-having-a-brawl-in-a-club/#sthash.tVMo3SQ8.dpbs ggrin: [b]WTF!!! Orezi And Lil Kesh Fight In The Club A mild drama ensued on tuesday evening when two upcoming stars which have the hit dance tune‘ shoki’ to their names took to their fists in a ‘no love’ situation at NAIRALAND lounge. The superstar pairs ofOrezi and Lil Kesh were detained by private security when the fight broke out. Eyewitnesses (ggrin) say it all started when the dj played lil kesh’s Shoki following his entrance into the club, infuriating Orezi who was previously in the club. Speaking to ANDYBLAZE,Orezi said “what the dj did was unthinkable, I mean I released the hit first and so it should be on a first come first serve basis, and the lil thwart or whatever he calls him self was making noise (in the club), so I had to stone his mouth with a pair of my J’s”. Lil kesh in return stoned Orezi with a handkerchief filled with ice blocks much to the amusement of fellow clubbers. Runs girl, (Xsenga ) who was a witness said, me I no care who sabi dance am pass or sing am first, but na Lil kesh pay for my drink so I use him handkerchief. With ice block massage him lips wey Orezi stone with him J’s, na so he carry am stone Orezi punk commot for the guy head, na so the fight start. Quinox manager said ‘my drinks sold enh as people started trooping in to watch the fight before security could break the two lads up, I think shoki has a karate move because Lil Kesh used it on Orezi’.[/b]
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Jokes Etc › Re: WTF!!! Orezi And Lil Kesh Fight In The Club (pictures) by tomiobj(m): 6:19am On Oct 24, 2014 |
How didn't this make fp. Nd to orezi-because ur song was released first dosent mean it has to be played first ggrin: [b]WTF!!! Orezi And Lil Kesh Fight In The Club A mild drama ensued on tuesday evening when two upcoming stars which have the hit dance tune‘ shoki’ to their names took to their fists in a ‘no love’ situation at NAIRALAND lounge. The superstar pairs ofOrezi and Lil Kesh were detained by private security when the fight broke out. Eyewitnesses (ggrin) say it all started when the dj played lil kesh’s Shoki following his entrance into the club, infuriating Orezi who was previously in the club. Speaking to ANDYBLAZE,Orezi said “what the dj did was unthinkable, I mean I released the hit first and so it should be on a first come first serve basis, and the lil thwart or whatever he calls him self was making noise (in the club), so I had to stone his mouth with a pair of my J’s”. Lil kesh in return stoned Orezi with a handkerchief filled with ice blocks much to the amusement of fellow clubbers. Runs girl, (Xsenga ) who was a witness said, me I no care who sabi dance am pass or sing am first, but na Lil kesh pay for my drink so I use him handkerchief. With ice block massage him lips wey Orezi stone with him J’s, na so he carry am stone Orezi punk commot for the guy head, na so the fight start. Quinox manager said ‘my drinks sold enh as people started trooping in to watch the fight before security could break the two lads up, I think shoki has a karate move because Lil Kesh used it on Orezi’.[/b]
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Politics › Re: Breaking! Economic Activities Crippled In Anambra As Fuel Price Rise To ¥250 by tomiobj(m): 4:44am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Enangson: hmm.[size=35pt]HOW MANY OF THIS THREAD DO WE HAVE ON FRONT PAGE?[/size] question for the gods |
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Most Beautiful Buildings (pics) by tomiobj(m): 4:41am On Oct 24, 2014 |
It's d little that we have nd it's appreciated by us. U want to take pics in ur local council in an hour drive. Go ahead let's compare shymexx: I just saw this.
I can do like an hour drive round my local council - not proper London and the City - and I'll get loads of pictures better than everything you posted on here. C'mon now, you're celebrating freaking Spar shop? Freaking Spar shop? - FML!!! 
Nigeria deserves better! Not even the fugly architecture that the Abuja Church is. Who designed that fugly Church?  |
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Most Beautiful Buildings (pics) by tomiobj(m): 4:34am On Oct 24, 2014 |
iconize: These are regular buildings in some countries.
There's absolutely nothing stunning about the Ibadan building. I suggest its replaced with another picture, thanks. . Hmm. Where have you travelled to to claim these are all regular buildings |
Technology Market › Re: I Need Small Phone by tomiobj(m): 4:41pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
nelson86: where is ur location and ur contact . Was just recommending. I don't sell phones. I stay in lagos |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 12 Most Timely Questions To Ask When You Have A New Job by tomiobj(m): 5:43am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Add. Why did the last person quit this job. To know your challenges alotofgrace: It used to be the case that you had about 90 days to get “up to speed” and begin adding value at a new job. The expectations were relatively low that you would or could be able to competently do your job before that point.
Times have changed. The need to fast track the ramp-up time is greater than ever, and very rarely will an “employee handbook” or “how-to manual” answer the most important questions (if such a document even exists). But the nice thing about being new is that you can ask all types of questions and co-workers are generally quite gracious in responding.
In my own recent new job experience, I’ve found the following 12 questions not only crucial to my ramp-up, but in many cases also beneficial to those I ask.
1. Where is the supply cabinet?
And the coffee pot, creamer, copy machine, scanner, bathroom, emergency exit, front door key, and any other obvious but not always stated need for functioning in most offices. Get these things out of the way on your first day and you’ll feel less at sea when the inevitable ambiguities arise.
2. What’s your preferred mode of communication?
Some people like email, others prefer phone, and still others face-to-face. Find out now for as many of your key internal and external contacts as possible, and you’ll save yourself a boatload of frustration later on.
3. What are you working on?
This simple question accomplishes three cool things: you get a feel for the pace and type of work (both organizationally and with individuals), you show respect for your colleagues by taking an interest in their activities, and you can begin over time to identify potential gaps that might need to be filled by you (or overlaps that you don’t need to take on).
4. Where do folks work out, socialize, get coffee, etc.?
The social and cultural aspects of a work environment are as important (and frequently more important) than job descriptions, titles, and org charts. It’s while breaking bread or breaking a sweat together that you’ll find out what’s really keeping the machine oiled.
5. Where’s the low-hanging fruit?
There are always pesky little tasks that were left by predecessors or kept waiting for when your first week is done. These are the list of mini-projects that take less than half a day, but once you get up to speed, you’ll never get to them. Instead of seeing them as annoyances, recognize them for the ripe fruit that they are. These are the easy things. Do them right away and report out on their completion. Make yourself indispensable right away.
6. Who decides?
Figure out as soon as possible who the stakeholders are on your projects, what’s the process for decision-making in general and specifically on your work, and who ultimately has the final say. This may (likely will) change over time, but put your best foot forward… and try not to step on any toes!
7. What’s the mission?
Sure, you asked this during the interview process and read it on the website. But it’s worth asking again — and figuring out how your role and your department’s role fits in with the big picture. Write your own purpose statement that supports the organizational mission. Run it by your boss or a respected colleague to see if you’re on track. This will help you as you try to navigate and negotiate your priorities with the powers that be.
8. How will we know if we succeed?
Or another way to say it: what does it look like in the end if we do it right (or if I do my job right)? This should elicit responses that can point to measurable goals and give meaning to your daily activities.
9. Who’s the expert on ____?
Find out as soon as possible who holds the institutional knowledge on the variety of areas that matter for our success.
10. What’s the backstory?
When you first start a new job, many of the established systems or rituals or rules can seem quite arbitrary and, well, strange. Instead of sounding like a judgmental snob by continually asking, “Why do you do THAT?”, asking for the backstory honors the history and the teller.
11. How can I help you?
Just because you’re new to the job doesn’t mean you don’t have something to offer. They hired you for a reason. Ask folks specifically how you can make their lives better. This is simply the right thing to do, but it will also make it easier for you to ask them for help later on.
12. How can I make a difference here now?
This is a question to ask yourself every day. Again, being new doesn’t mean you can’t start contributing from day one. In fact, there is a kind of value you bring as a new employee that can diminish over time. It’s called “fresh perspective.” In a healthy organization, this is a prized commodity.
This is handing responsibility for your actions over to someone else, taking the meaning (and therefore the joy) from your work. Even when talking with your boss, ask instead “What are our priorities?” Get the clarification that provides you with a scope of work, but never hand over responsibility for your success to someone else.
As a newbie on the job, I admit the number of questions I’ve asked since day one is well over a hundred, but mostly some variation on the twelve above. But to make this list a baker’s dozen, I’ll add one more for you: What have I missed?
http://12most.com/2014/10/06/12-timely-questions-job/ |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Super Eagles To Launch The New Akwa Ibom Stadium by tomiobj(m): 5:38am On Oct 23, 2014 |
STC |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Our Sleep To Be Dosturbed Because Of Religious Crusade? by tomiobj(m): 5:38am On Oct 23, 2014 |
@ least sensible people are here that don't say 'you are interfering with the word of God' and other ish |
Health › Re: The Untold Truth Of How Ebola Entered Nigeria by tomiobj(m): 5:36am On Oct 23, 2014 |
If nt for sawyer. We would all be @ pur homes avoiding the outbreak |
Travel › Re: Here Are The World’s Best & Worst Airports 2014 by tomiobj(m): 5:32am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Smh. For mma. |
Celebrities › Re: Jay Z And Beyonce Renew Their Vows! by tomiobj(m): 5:29am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Tcheeww. Bloggers |
Crime › Re: Man Cut Into Pieces At Railway Crossing Line In Ibadan(viewer Discretion Advised by tomiobj(m): 5:25am On Oct 23, 2014 |
I can never click any thing Linda ikeji |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Is Not A Serious Football Country - Keshi by tomiobj(m): 5:22am On Oct 23, 2014 |
The tn is just paining him that he has to start abusing our football federation in more than 5 consecutive occasions. He should go and park well |
TV/Movies › Re: Lady Who Won The MTN Aeroplane Promo (n64m) Reveals How She Spent Her Money by tomiobj(m): 5:20am On Oct 23, 2014 |
If I click that link. __________. Like if u support STC |
Technology Market › Re: I Need Small Phone by tomiobj(m): 5:17am On Oct 23, 2014 |
nelson86: I need small phone frm 6k to 7k if possible bb.thnks (akure) 08038907978 . Curve 2 or curve 8520. Whicheva u prefer |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AWC Final (2 - 0) On 25th October 2014 by tomiobj(m): 5:16am On Oct 23, 2014 |
CFCman: Antispmaot struck again  . Lol. Me too I think that spmaot is following me. I thought I was d only one that gets banned 9 timess a week |
Politics › Re: Yoruba Man Invades The White House In Washington Dc by tomiobj(m): 5:12am On Oct 23, 2014 |
olodos. They can't kidnap jonathan. Nd they r attempting to kidnap obama (a whole obama) |
Phones › Re: My top 5 utility apps You Must Download For Your Android Device by tomiobj(m): 6:28pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
95% of Nigerians own an android. When children make up more than 10% nd most pple can't afford an android TechyGirl: Okay since more than 95% of Nigerians already use an android phone, i would be letting you in on my TOP 5 UTILITY apps you must have in your android device, be warned these apps very good 
1. Find-A-Med ( https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.find_a_med.app) : This is a must app for you if you are a Nigerian .. it is amazinnnng because it is made specifically for Nigerians ......Do you know what it means to get access to all accredited hospitals, pharmacies, dentist, veterinaries, baba alawo(JUST KIDDING) wherever you are in Nigeria? ....In just 2 seconds the app locates the nearest medical centers close to you ..amazing right! ...Still not convinced?.. The app also provides you with daily health tips and keeps track of your health history. I repeat This is a MUST HAVE APP and if you dont have it make sure you download it. it would help you in so many ways trust me 
2. True Caller (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.truecaller): If you do not have true caller app installed on your phone then you are missing out on a great deal. Now picture this, you have this number disturbing your phone's peace (aka stalkers) and you dont really know who it might be, or you are like me who doesn't like picking up unknown numbers. True caller comes to the rescue by displaying the person's identity anytime he/she calls. if you are a girl you need this more because of them stalkers out here 
3. SwiftKey: I am sure most of you know this app by now.. if you do not have this app installed.. You need to be flogged ..lol.. this apps makes your typing speed improve in a flash, i mean it is like a magician, it knows what you are about to type and corrects any mistakes you make automatically. I repeat.. if you do not have this app in your android device.. YOU NEED TO BE FLOGGED ( Download : https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.touchtype.swiftkey)
4. Photo Grid: Oh yeah we all know about Piccmix.. but Photo grid is the real deal. To picmix, photogrid is like superman steroids -__-... the various collage layouts it has plus the ability to create video slides and flimstrips makes Photo Grid the best collage maker in THE WORLD.
5. ES File Explorer: WOW no words for this baby right here,..... ES file explorer is the best the best the best file manager in the app kingdom.. the benefits are so many i cant even start listing them out here but i would let you in on one....,now imagine if you want to transfer a 4GB file to your friend, we all know bluetooth sucks for that kind of job, ES file explorer comes in and saves the day by transferring that large file in just a matter of minutes.. YES 4GB file transfer in minutes and yeah IT IS FREE.
In as much as i have other cool apps that are also important, the apps up here are the best in its category so if you don't have them click on the download links and become awesome.. (Thank me later)
Do share with your friends and let them worship you. |
Phones › Re: What Your SMART PHONE Does Behind You by tomiobj(m): 1:52pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Visit scamfender.com Worlds first personal assistant website |
Nairaland General › Re: Cnn Breaking News -deal Finally Struck To Free Chibok Girls*updated* by tomiobj(op): 5:59pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
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Literature › Re: Frozen by tomiobj(m): 5:27pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
babylolaroy: nice one. i cnt count the numba of times av watched it. however, i havent seen ur contribution. why dnt yu join us ? . Sorry to quote again. But if you like frozen. You should like maleficient. The disney movie made for ds year. Frozen was made last yr |
Nairaland General › Cnn Breaking News -deal Finally Struck To Free Chibok Girls*updated* by tomiobj(op): 5:26pm On Oct 17, 2014*. Modified: 6:03pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
We are all aware of the girls who were abducted in april. Boko haram has finally made a deal with the nigerian government to free all the abducted girls CNN) - The Nigerian government has reached a ceasefire agreement with the Islamist terror group Boko Haram that includes the release of more than 200 kidnapped schoolgirls, a Nigerian presidential spokesman said Friday. The agreement was reached Thursday night after a month of negotiations with representatives of the group, said Hassan Tukur, principal secretary to Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan. "We have agreed on the release of the Chibok schoolgirls, and we expect to conclude on that at our next meeting with the group's representative next week in Chad," Tukur said. The agreement was first reported by Agence France-Presse. READ: What is Boko Haram? The terrorist group abducted an estimated 276 girls in April from a boarding school in Chibok in northeastern Nigeria. Dozens escaped, but more than 200 are still missing. Nigerian officials met with Boko Haram in Chad twice during talks mediated by Chadian President Idriss Deby, according to Tukur. "The group has shown willingness to abide by the agreement which it demonstrated with the release of the Chinese and Cameroonian hostages few days ago," Tukur said. A source involved in the talks told CNN last month that Nigerian government officials and the International Committee of the Red Cross had discussions with Boko Haram about swapping imprisoned members of the group for the more than 200 Chibok schoolgirls. It's unclear, however, whether the deal includes a prisoner swap. http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/17/world/africa/nigeria-boko-haram-ceasefire/index.html?c=intl-homepage-t |
Travel › Re: Colombia Places Travel Ban On Nigeria, 4 Other African Nations because of Ebola by tomiobj(m): 2:34pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Weyton concern us Grinder: Colombia's Foreign Ministry issued a brief statement saying the country was barring entry by any travellers requiring visas who have been in five African nations with Ebola outbreaks -- Guinea, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Nigeria and Senegal. It said the step was being taken at the recommendation of Colombia's National Institute of Health.
Meanwhile, St. Lucia Prime Minister Kenny Anthony said all visitors from Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone were prohibited from entering his country until the Ebola outbreak is brought under control, saying the ban will minimize chances for the deadly disease to be introduced by an infected traveler.
He said an outbreak of the virus would be devastating for the country of 200,000 people, where tourism accounts for more than 60 percent of gross domestic product.
Passengers from a fourth West African nation, Nigeria, will be required to present a "recent medical certificate" clearing them of the virus, Anthony said. Specifics of how this might work were not immediately provided.
Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ebola-outbreak-prompts-colombia-st-lucia-to-issue-travel-bans/
Nigeria is free of Ebola and more countries should be scared of US or Spain..Than Nigeria.... My Opinion |