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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Negotiates Cease-fire, Chibok Girls Release In S’arabia by tomiobj(m): 2:27pm On Oct 17, 2014
200 galz.lets bet. They won't More than 5
nanss:
Islamist militant group Boko Haram is in talks with the federal government to release
more than 200 girls abducted six months ago and negotiate a cease-fire to a deadly
insurgency that has claimed thousands of lives.
An adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan and a man calling himself the secretary-
general of Boko Haram told VOA Thursday that discussions are under way in Saudi
Arabia, aided by high level officials from Chad and Cameroon.
Boko Haram’s Danladi Ahmadu, who is in Saudi Arabia, said the girls are “in good
condition and unharmed.”
Ahmadu would not elaborate on the conditions under which the girls would be freed.
Riyadh is not involved in the negotiations.
On April 14, dozens of Boko Haram fighters stormed a secondary school in the remote
northeastern village of Chibok, kidnapping around 270 girls. Fifty-seven managed to
escape.
Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau later threatened to sell the remainder as slave
brides, vowing they would not be released until militant prisoners were freed from
jail.
President Goodluck Jonathan has been criticized at home and abroad for his slow
response to the kidnapping and for the inability of Nigerian troops to quell the
violence by the militants, seen as the biggest security threat to Africa’s top economy
and leading energy producer.

http://www.punchng.com/news/boko-haram-negotiating-cease-fire-release-of-abducted-girls/
Nairaland GeneralFirst Personal Assistant Website Click Here Must Read by tomiobj(op): 9:46pm On Oct 16, 2014
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LiteratureRe: Frozen by tomiobj(m): 9:35pm On Oct 16, 2014
babylolaroy:
nice one. i cnt count the numba of times av watched it. however, i havent seen ur contribution. why dnt yu join us ?
. Sorry. Can't type properly on nl. Tnk it's my phone. After long posts. It takes time for what I type to appear on screen. But I am following d thread
FoodRe: Is Smelling of Cutleries A Bad Table Manner? by tomiobj(m): 9:33pm On Oct 16, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
I think of cockroaches angry
. So you can know a cockroach has been on a fork by d smell of the fork. Okk
LiteratureRe: Frozen by tomiobj(m): 9:01pm On Oct 16, 2014
babylolaroy:
last i checked, i ddnt call it fresh. Stop being a baby. A man doesnt find faults
By stale I mean I liked d movie too much then abused the movie by watching it 3 times daily for 2 weeks now it's stale to me



Don't care if people say m gay. But #frozen was an epic movie





Ps. Don't make the same mistake I did if you dont want to hate d movie
SportsRe: Photos : Meet Ahmed Musa's Wife , Son And Mum by tomiobj(m): 8:57pm On Oct 16, 2014
Millionaire if not a billionaire cannot afford to shape his hair
#aboki
SportsRe: NFF Sack Keshi, Pick Amodu As Replacement by tomiobj(m): 8:54pm On Oct 16, 2014
What is nw d difference between nigeria and chelsea. (they can both sack coaches anyhow)
PhonesRe: Blackberry Passport Specs And Price In Nigeria by tomiobj(m): 8:45pm On Oct 16, 2014
henry007:
iPhone 5s is 90k
Wow!. Where
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by tomiobj(m): 8:44pm On Oct 16, 2014
Tolulope95:
Hello Guys.. I'm new on here and I am also less busy so I decided to share some Pictures Of Me.
Are you preety?-yes
Are you the prettiest girl on nairaland?-no
TravelRe: Please Help Convert This Time And Time Zone To Local Lagos Time by tomiobj(m): 8:35pm On Oct 16, 2014
RoyalPriesthuud:
Please pardon my inquisitivity, but Lagos is GMT+1. Can you please explain how/why it's 4pm and not 5pm
. Lagos is under gmt. Don't campare lagos time with northern city times ed london or Paris. Because the use daylight saving time. Which is. Since it gets dark on time. They reverse their time by one hour to 'save daylight'
Lagos /nigeria is GMT+00
TravelRe: Please Help Convert This Time And Time Zone To Local Lagos Time by tomiobj(m): 8:33pm On Oct 16, 2014
RoyalPriesthuud:
Hello NLers, pls am having problem converting this time and date to Nigeria local time: Thursday 16th October 11:00am EST. You can also explain how you arrived at it. Thanks!
. Just add 5 to it est is eastern us time et. So just add 5 to get the nigerian time
















Nxt time check google. You will get your answer instantly
LiteratureRe: Frozen by tomiobj(m): 8:31pm On Oct 16, 2014
D movie is already stale
babylolaroy:
ok so, i watched this film, cartoon actually, and i love it. i can never get tired of watching that piece. if you havent watched it, go get yours. The title is FROZEN. so i wanna narrate that film here now, in words, writing...you know, like a novel out of a film.
i will start as much as i can go nd ANYBODY is allowed to continue in your own words and skill, if you have watched the movie.
This lets all writers test their narration skill, Diction, use of humour and all stuff.
so lets roll it. if you havent watched it, you cant write it please. just follow and love it!
Ah mean, i'd love you to love it....
its not a command....lol



CHAPTER 1:
The stars shone brightly and so did the moon. It was a beautiful night and everyone was asleep, except Anna. she climbed unto the bed and rolled up on her 5year old sister who was sleeping. "let's play Elsa" she said in a playful tone. Elsa grunted lightly. "Go play by yourself Anna" she said pushing her 3year old sister unto the bare floor. Anna landed on her butt and rolled her really big eyes. suddenly, she remembered something and a mischievous smile appeared on her lips. she jumped up and climbed the bed again. opening one of Elsa's eyelid, she whispered with effect, " Do you wanna build a snow man"?
obviously, it worked. Elsa loved that. They did it together always. jumping off the bed, she shoved aside the covers and they both scrambled out of the room screaming and laughing, disregarding the silence of the night. "shhhhhh!" said Elsa trying to bring her sister's laughter to a tolerable minimum and she herself was guilty.
Entering their large ball room which was normal for a palace to have, They shut the door and Anna shouted to Elsa with pleading eyes. " Do the magic, do the magic!"
" Are you ready"
" yes".
Elsa stamped her right foot on the room floor and snow spread out therefrom to all four corners of the room. She was heavenly endowed with the gift to freeze things with ice and make snow out of nothing. In no time, the room was a rink. Elsa built a snow man and hid behind him. " Hi, i'm olaf and i like warm hugs" she said, as if it was the snow man talking.
"i love you, olaf" shouted Anna.
"Jump,Anna!" shouted Elsa It was a trick they'd been
practicing for ages.Anna jumped off a snow drift, and Elsa
caught her in another. Anna began jumping faster and faster,
and Anna practically had to shout for her to slow down.
Suddenly, Elsa slipped on the ice. She fell, her short blond
pigtails swinging. She pushed herself into a half sitting
position, just in time to see Anna spin through the air, and was goin to land on nothing!"Anna"
she cried, shooting a blast of her snow magic, meaning to make a hill of snow for her to land on.
It hit the little princess in the head. Anna crashed to the
ground. Elsa ran towards her sister's limp form."Mama!
Papa!" she cried, cradling the unconscious Anna's head in her
lap
Music/RadioRe: Davido’s Cousin Is A Thief?see What Happens Wen You Type “shina Rambo” On Google by tomiobj(m): 8:29pm On Oct 16, 2014
Oteeeee

Well I hate shina Rambo. D guy is a pipe hiding under davido. His music is foolish
FoodRe: Is Smelling of Cutleries A Bad Table Manner? by tomiobj(m): 8:27pm On Oct 16, 2014
Weirdo. What do you even think of to d xtent of smelling cutlery
Kachisbarbie:
This happened today and I decided to share it with my e-buddies. I got pretty hungry within the day and had to go for lunch with friends (not in a fast food though) - when we got there, immediately they served us, I picked up my spoon and smelt it (stylishly) : now this is a habit that I formed over the years - it's now reflex - I must smell my spoon before eating.

I do it everywhere, @weddings, child dedications...I have lost count of how many times my husband/family/friends have told me to stop it - but I can't cry. Let me take us back to how I formed this habit.

I think it should be about 6yrs ago, when we relegated my kid sis (the smallest sis) into the kitchen dept., she was about 10/11yrs then. She had the weirdest way of washing dishes. One day she served my food - the spoon was already inside the rice...when I started eating, I kept noticing this 'cockroach like smell'. I checked the plate, the tray, my mind didn't even go to the spoon.

Then bang...I smelt the spoon and I threw up immediately, it was the damn spoon - I felt like beating that lil-witch that day. It destabilized my system for days (I kept throwing up)...so since then, I don't care where/when/how...I smell my spoon/cup before using to eat, except I washed it myself.

The question is
:- Is this habit of mine that bad, my friends couldn't stop talking about it today. embarassed
:-Does anyone else do this? I don't want to believe I'm alone. cry

Dedicated to Chibwike /Priscaoge kiss
CelebritiesRe: MEET: World's Fastest Mental Calculator: 13-year-old Indian Solves Math Problems by tomiobj(m): 8:23pm On Oct 16, 2014
@op. Where r we gonna meet him
PoliticsRe: Fear Of Ebola: This US Air Passenger Isn't Taking Any Risks At All..lol by tomiobj(m): 8:22pm On Oct 16, 2014
DonXavi:
This passenger was spotted dressed like this while waiting for a flight at Washington D.C Airport yesterday. How paranoid can one be? Lol.
. Paranoid bah? If there is an ebola outbreak in 9geria. Ur sayn pple won't pay cash for that
CelebritiesRe: Awkward! Amber Rose Mimics Kim K’s Most Famous Selfie by tomiobj(m): 8:20pm On Oct 16, 2014
Why did she barb fadon. 5mins under naija sun. D head will reflect back the light of the lord
CelebritiesRe: Stunning Pictures Of Bianca Ojukwu, Nigerian Ambassador To Spain by tomiobj(m): 8:09pm On Oct 16, 2014
Waste of mb. Op go nd park well. D gal average jorrrr
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Ojiakor Gigantic Boobs Spill Out At Her 30th Birthday Party(see Photos) by tomiobj(m): 8:03pm On Oct 16, 2014
Who is Cossy ojiakor
PhonesRe: Blackberry Passport Specs And Price In Nigeria by tomiobj(m): 7:45pm On Oct 16, 2014
henry007:
it's only 130k Haba
. When iphone 4s is close to 90k. Remember iphones r overpriced in nigeria
Nairaland GeneralNigerian English (very Funny) by tomiobj(op): 4:56pm On Oct 15, 2014
"Abeg DRESS BACK." "If I hear PIM, you go hear WEEEN." "Have they BROUGHT light?" "The film is SWEET" "Please help me SLOW that fan." "Mummy HAVE come." "I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU." "Have you paid your school fees MONEY?" "See as you BAFF up." "Put the bread inside LYLON." "I strong KAKARAKA!" "Oya COME and be going." "I KUKUMA don't have your time." "SHEBI you have BB charger." "See how her eye is ENTERING my food." "Did you see the SOUND of my ringtone?" "I know you have come since because I HEAR your perfume." "Give me a blue pen of any COLOUR." "Pick up the paper and FALL in the dustbin." "Both of you stand together SEPARATELY." "I have two daughters; Both are GIRLS." "Seeing identical twins, the principal said, 'you look together, are you TWICE?" "You three girls, BOTH OF YOU come here and follow me." "They are EATING jealous of me." "I never hurt people INTERNATIONALLY." "Close the window, this weather is COMING inside."
EducationRe: EBOLA: Nigerian Students Now Rejected From American Universities by tomiobj(m): 6:36am On Oct 14, 2014
Send them a letter saying 'Bleep YOU' then you should just come nd school in uni ilorin
remspotng:
Despite being an Ebola-free country, some universities in the US are now rejecting Nigerian students admission. Twitter user @Idrisayobello shared one of those rejection letters on twitter and wrote,

"Ironic that NavarroCollege only 31 miles away from Dallas with an active #Ebola case is denying admission to Nigerians who are ebola-free!"

Check out another here - http://www.remspot.com.ng/2014/10/ebola-nigerian-students-now-rejected.html
CelebritiesRe: Bigbrother Nigerian male housemate Tayo is now a father! by tomiobj(m): 6:34am On Oct 14, 2014
Wow. So I should go and start celebrating like an idiot bah undecided
Sijioke:
During the evening. Big brother called tayo to the diary room. Tayo said he was suprised when bigbrother called him but when he got there and bigbrother told him that it was a good news. He had already knew it was the news. He was already shedding tears.. Bigbrother congratulated him and gave him a congratulatory card with the picture of the baby boy attached to it. He thanked bigbrother. When he got back to the house.. All the housemates were happy and they all rejoiced with him especially his freind Esther, and his nigerian counterpart. Lilian.. The housemates prayed for him and the baby. They were all happy.. Then tayo named his baby oluwatoye. He gave a testimony of the awesome delievery of the baby. After the dangerous pills his girlfreind took and the doctors bad report that they should terminate the baby, but with the shocking reports God saved the baby's life. He thanked all his freinds that God would strengthen them all and that God would help them in times of trouble. Meanwhile, tayo and lilian the two nigerian housemate among others were nominated for eviction this week after failing the extraveganzer drama performance which would have immuned them from nomination and eviction if the new head of house [samantha] does not add any of them up.
EducationRe: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by tomiobj(m): 9:42pm On Oct 13, 2014
adonbilivit:
let him copy it already na. acknowledge me sha. i wont sue him but i go carry am go court
. Ok ooo. Cum nd carry me from my location. Infact I don't know d judge that is jobless enof to kill me for copying one post
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage As Pump Attendant At Forte Oil Station (Photos) by tomiobj(m): 9:09pm On Oct 13, 2014
kenny1795:
hotter than Beyonce and kim
. God will gv u eyes. Say amen
EducationRe: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by tomiobj(m): 9:05pm On Oct 13, 2014
frankezi:
Lol. Abi u resemble linda ikeji 4 him hice? Tell am say you no dey fear google
. We are in nigeria. We dont sue. No1 gves a damn
EducationRe: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by tomiobj(m): 9:04pm On Oct 13, 2014
Bosville:
Did u Just use D wORD "CUM" hehehehe
shocked shocked shocked. Chisoss.
Nairaland GeneralRe: C-ronaldo has ebola*confirmed*- Isolated at SAINT CARLOS II hospital in madrid by tomiobj(op): 9:53pm On Oct 12, 2014
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