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Food / Re: Safety Measures For Cooking Delicious Snake Pepper Soup by Tomoyayi(m): 7:31pm On Jan 06, 2022
Snake no get venom for tail. The venom sac is in the head.
The snake is venomous not poisonous. Snakes are generally venomous, though a few are both venomous and poisonous like the Asian Tiger snake.

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Celebrities / Re: The Moment A Fan Gripped Burna Boy’s Feet For Blessings (Video) by Tomoyayi(m): 11:53am On Jan 04, 2022
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


Nearly 60% of terrorists graduated school with degrees in engineering.



lipsrsealed

Oga,Not in Nigeria
Health / Re: Flurona: First Case Of Covid And Flu Mix Found In Young Pregnant Woman by Tomoyayi(m): 1:22pm On Jan 01, 2022
Righteousness2:
Conditioning continues.

Start warming up for 5th Dose of Jab.

5th keh, at this rate na 10 grin
Health / Re: Flurona: First Case Of Covid And Flu Mix Found In Young Pregnant Woman by Tomoyayi(m): 1:22pm On Jan 01, 2022
Righteousness2:
Conditioning continues.

Start warming up for 5th Dose of Jab.

5th !at this rate na 10 grin

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Shut Down First-team Operations Following COVID-19 Outbreak by Tomoyayi(m): 5:49pm On Dec 13, 2021
elmessiahs:
Double trouble for Man u... Psg and now covid-19 prompting a training session closure
Which PSG? Better remove your head from inside sand way you put am
Education / Re: Don Davis: Deeper Life School Principal, Others Remanded In Prison by Tomoyayi(m): 1:18pm On Dec 03, 2021
Asquare84:
Fear woman, what did this woman really want. The way she is going my fear is that the son may even turn against her one day. Some of us while growing up weed grass in school, fetch water in school, go to farm for our class teacher, then we taught it was punishment but I bet you, those training made us to be whom we are today. So what this woman gaining from dragging people down.

What rubbish did you type?
Music/Radio / Re: Oyibo Band Turns Psquare's Hit Song 'chop My Money' To Countryside Music (video) by Tomoyayi(m): 8:22pm On Nov 28, 2021
Nice
Music/Radio / Re: Oyibo Band Turns Psquare's Hit Song 'chop My Money' To Countryside Music (video) by Tomoyayi(m): 8:22pm On Nov 28, 2021
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Sports / Re: Lottery Winners Who Died Tragically by Tomoyayi(m): 12:39pm On Nov 17, 2021
samuel051:
Holy gram
Noticed all d black guys were murdered by fellow blacks
Black race is cursed
Wtf man..

Did you read it at all...

Abraham Shakespeare

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 6th November 2021 by Tomoyayi(m): 2:37pm On Nov 06, 2021
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Pets / Re: The Chick That Refused To Go Away Is Now A Mother Hen by Tomoyayi(m): 9:22am On Nov 03, 2021
slimcassi:
Hello guys
So I opened a thread several months back about a little chicken that refused to go away which I decided to keep as a pet.
There were mixed reactions about keeping a chicken as pet grin and though the previous thread was hilarious well we have come this far....

If you haven't seen the previous thread, check it out. https://www.nairaland.com/6281705/little-chick-found-doesnt-want

Like the topic said, Mira is now a mom although it wasn't easy her first batch of eggs she layed had to be destroyed due to my negligence, but with proper care and attention she was successfully delivered of 12new little chickens cheesy

Being her first time, I would say I'm glad she hatched all 12eggs.


How were you able to take them away from Mira to take their pictures?
Hens can be aggressive.

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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Man Of The Match vs Tottenham With A Goal & Assist (Pics) by Tomoyayi(m): 2:21pm On Oct 31, 2021
Yungmil:

Come to think of it, is ole the only problem in manure?
Since Ferguson left who else has not been chased out of manure?

Was Moyes not sack?

Was van gaal not sacked?

Was the special one not sacked?

Now is ole's turn

You people wants conte?

Very soon you will be shouting conte out!!!

The problem in manure is more than coaching!!!

Ole is clueless. He has better players than those other coaches.
United need a coach that knows what he's doing.
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Man Of The Match vs Tottenham With A Goal & Assist (Pics) by Tomoyayi(m): 7:57pm On Oct 30, 2021
Ororo

Omo, I bin wan make dem lose so dem go sack PE teacher. Well city go do the job

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Sports / Re: Ronald Koeman Has Been Sacked By Barcelona by Tomoyayi(m): 11:56pm On Oct 27, 2021
Righteousness2:
grin

Hmmmm
Upon all your preaching, you happy say dem sack Koeman.

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Sports / Re: Ronald Koeman Has Been Sacked By Barcelona by Tomoyayi(m): 11:55pm On Oct 27, 2021
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Sports / Ronald Koeman: Barcelona Sack Head Coach After Rayo Vallecano Loss by Tomoyayi(m): 11:54pm On Oct 27, 2021
Ronald Koeman has been sacked as head coach of Barcelona after 14 months in charge at the Nou Camp.

Barca have picked up just 15 points from 10 games in La Liga and have already lost twice in the group stage of this season's Champions League.

They are ninth in La Liga, six points adrift of leaders Sevilla after losing at Rayo Vallecano on Wednesday.

The loss was Barca's third in their last four games and it followed defeat in Sunday's Clasico to Real Madrid.

In a statement, the Spanish club said: "The president of the club, Joan Laporta, informed him [Koeman] of the decision after the defeat against Rayo Vallecano.

"Ronald Koeman will say goodbye to the squad on Thursday."

The former Netherlands, Everton and Southampton boss, 58, could only guide the five-times European champions to third place last season.

Koeman has not been helped by the club's financial problems, which resulted in Lionel Messi's exit and subsequent move to Paris St-Germain in August.

Barcelona were unable to spend any money on new signings in the summer, with Memphis Depay, Sergio Aguero and Eric Garcia arriving as free transfers and striker Luuk de Jong joining on loan from Sevilla.

Speaking after Wednesday's defeat, Koeman said: "It [Barcelona's league position] says we're not well.

"The team has lost balance in the squad, lost very effective players, which shows. In recent years other clubs have strengthened every season and we haven't, which also shows."

It is the first time since September 1987 that Barca have lost three away games in a row without scoring - a run that saw English manager Terry Venables sacked.

Koeman won the Copa del Rey at the end of his first season but Barca finished behind Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid in La Liga with their lowest points tally since 2008.

The former Netherlands centre-back played for the Spanish giants between 1989 and 1995, helping them to four league titles and the European Cup.

He was brought back to the club in August 2020 as head coach by former president Josep Maria Bartomeu.

New chief Laporta, however, frequently made it clear the Dutchman was not his appointment.

The duo had an uneasy relationship, and Koeman released a statement in September asking to be given time to rebuild after losing Messi and fellow forward Antoine Griezmann in the summer.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/58633405
Sports / Re: BREAKING: Barcelona Sack Coach Ronald #koeman After Lionel Messi Exit by Tomoyayi(m): 11:47pm On Oct 27, 2021
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TV/Movies / Re: Alec Baldwin Fatally Shoots Woman With Prop Gun On Movie Set by Tomoyayi(m): 8:56am On Oct 22, 2021
Phiniter:
In this day and age where make up and studio effects can take care of gun shot scenes I wonder what a weapon with live ammo was doing on the set.

there's a third side to this story, unfortunately a Life has been lost. Nshi happens

Did you read it at all?
Romance / Re: Early Morning Fufu For A Loved One by Tomoyayi(m): 10:21pm On Oct 16, 2021
Preciousgirl:
Ghana fufu with ebunu ebunu soup and snail for my sweetheart

Taste before you talk shiiid


Taste wetin
Abeg, Na eyes dem dey use chop first
Pets / Re: How Can I Take Care Of This Turtle by Tomoyayi(m): 9:49pm On Sep 28, 2021
dawnomike:
Return it to it's natural habitat... It is not a tortoise.
It is
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Reacts As Young Boys Defeat Man United by Tomoyayi(m): 2:55am On Sep 16, 2021
SunshineHQ:
Useless goat spoiling ticket of man u and madrid fans lolgrin

the real goat is playing today. OLUOMI MESSILESS MESSI. badder than g4 boyz

Shey they've played , so what's the special thing he did? You guys will just come online and say rubbish
Sports / Re: Medvedev Beats Djokovic To Win US Open by Tomoyayi(m): 8:57am On Sep 13, 2021
KosiGee:



I’ve followed his career as a boy. I watched him best my favourite at the time Wilfried Tsonga to lift his first grand slam at Australia in 2008.
His talent and meteoric rise isn’t in doubt but he remains a sore loser. His speeches when given the mic won’t camouflage that.

He is a nice person, funny with an great photo personality but Djokovic remains a bad loser…in my opinion and I hope they continue dishing the fines on him everything he destroys objects in the court or endanger and put others at risk of harm.

I'm even surprised no Djokovic fan is saying anything about how disrespectful the crowd was towards Medvedev. Djokovic is a sore loser.

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Politics / Re: PMB In Imo: Residents Line Up To Welcome The President by Tomoyayi(m): 10:43am On Sep 09, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:
Omo see crowd shocked I have never seen this kind of crowd in my life shocked shocked

These ones no gree sit at home
Mobilization fee go be like 7 to 10k todaygrin grin

Pictures from end Sars protest

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Politics / Re: PMB In Imo: Residents Line Up To Welcome The President by Tomoyayi(m): 10:42am On Sep 09, 2021
InHeaven:
I thought Ipob lunatics and their sympathizers are sitting at home.

This must be rented crowd from Niger Republic

Pictures from end Sars protest

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China ‘building 250 New Nuclear Missile Silos At Three Locations(Pix) by Tomoyayi(m): 8:48pm On Sep 03, 2021
expertman:
May heavens help us ooo all this powerful countries are just building weapons of mass Destruction up and down.

U.S and Chinna face off won't be a small thing oooo.
But na cow bubu dey build grin
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija 2021: This is the most boring season – Uche Jombo by Tomoyayi(m): 1:47pm On Sep 02, 2021
Shakriboko:


She is an accomplished Actress, Film Producer, Director and Writer who has remained scandal free despite all her achievements. Type in her name on google and you will see a thousand and one articles, pictures and videos of her. That being said, let’s move on to the next question, who are you?

You dey vex o cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Pole Dancing with a lady On A Bus In London by Tomoyayi(m): 1:38pm On Sep 02, 2021
Na inside train not bus

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Sports / Re: Tuchel Laments Ronaldo’s Move To Man Utd: He Will Make Life Harder For Us by Tomoyayi(m): 6:07pm On Aug 27, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
He ain't gonna do no shit....just tapings
Pep and mancity rejected his gadmnnn asss....no room for tapings

Always looking for easy place to hide and be doing taping.
Tapnaldo for a reason ...

Watch as Bruno Fernandes, pogba will be doing and organising the midfield while Penaldo sit in the box waiting for penalty and tappings....
Fuckkk....smoke my weed with anger....the only moral of the story here is that don't try to break up violently with your ex girlfriend......so that you can always go back to shine her cuntus

Why are you so pained? Anything CR7 dey always give you headache.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Empties Locker At Juventus by Tomoyayi(m): 4:33pm On Aug 27, 2021
Sirmuel1:
Hmmmmm
Going to United not city
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Empties Locker At Juventus by Tomoyayi(m): 4:32pm On Aug 27, 2021
lovelylad:
This is what will cause World War III
. Not gonna happen, he's going to United.
Romance / Re: Men, Why Do You Cheat On Your Partner? by Tomoyayi(m): 1:18pm On Aug 25, 2021
UDUJ:


I think you are being too one sided.

Why not just ask why people cheat in relationships? Men and women cheat equally.

I would have responded but your assumption is annoying and will just create unnecessary responses on the thread.

Very biased assumption
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Chosen PSG As His Next Club - Bleacher Report by Tomoyayi(m): 8:38pm On Aug 06, 2021
Interesting.

Na wa o,even after the 50% wage reduction,Barca still can't afford to pay Messi.... Audio reduction.
If he truly wanted to stay, He should have accepted the salary structure Laliga introduced, even if it's just for a year.

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