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Politics / Re: Emeka Agba: I Am Donald Trump’s Grandfather - Nigerian Man (video) by Tomoyayi(m): 10:17pm On Nov 23, 2019
Crownbefitsme:
grin angry grin
The man is high

He even looks like Afroman grin
Politics / Re: What A White Man Had Say About Air Peace by Tomoyayi(m): 9:40pm On Nov 23, 2019
Innocent until proven guilty.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Feeds A Lion Named After Her by Tomoyayi(m): 10:42am On Nov 21, 2019
LegoxMetahuman:
that lion is so cute embarassed

cant believe such a beautiful creature will grow up to become a flesh eating beast.

Humans are worse, we consume everything.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Feeds A Lion Named After Her by Tomoyayi(m): 10:39am On Nov 21, 2019
sylve11:
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. cool

Not true joor, It depends on a few things such as type of animal, age...
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Feeds A Lion Named After Her by Tomoyayi(m): 10:33am On Nov 21, 2019
Cute cub
Events / Re: Dainty Archibong Weds Her Oyinbo Husband (Pictures) by Tomoyayi(m): 7:02pm On Nov 19, 2019
Officialgarri:
For a while, I've been trying to wrap my head around the word used in the topic... Can anyone help me?

Typo

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Not Wearing Undies As She Steps Out by Tomoyayi(m): 12:50am On Nov 11, 2019
She looks.... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Burial Of Oba Abiodun Oniru, Toolz's Father (Photos) by Tomoyayi(m): 4:57pm On Nov 02, 2019
Blazebond:
Hmmm,so kings dey go funeral for yoruba land,na wa o,kings nor dey near burial or funeral for urhobo at all o,even if na fellow king die sef,the highest that they do is to pay condolences to the family before or after the burial.

Which King you see der?
Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by Tomoyayi(m): 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2019
Sambaby7640:
trophies is for team(collective effort) let talk about individual honours (awards). How many has penaldo won?

Is football an individual sport?
Do you think Messi would have the individual honours without his team mates?

Messi fans are delusional. You guys always go off topic.

SAFE

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Politics / Re: 'Nnamdi Kanu Will Return To Nigeria To Face Trial If His Safety Is Guaranteed' by Tomoyayi(m): 3:50pm On Oct 31, 2019
gaetano:

I'm going to call u out on this platform. See what I ordered and what you delivered. You are just a big a scam as Buhari. You better refund my money and close your BBQ business angry

grin
Ajebo chicken vs Ajepako chicken

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Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by Tomoyayi(m): 3:45pm On Oct 31, 2019
eni4real:
Portugal won the Euro 2016 while Ronaldo was injured in the final....
So, he won it just like Renato Sanchez!!!

He was an handicap in the final...

Nobody should praise an handicap who got lucky because Eder was up to the task...

Scoring against Hungary and Wales don't win you trophies, performing against the toughest opponent in the final without you a TROPHY...

Eder and other Portugal players that fought for 120 minutes win it for injured Salah, I mean Ronaldo!!!


Simple question you can't answer.

SAFE
Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by Tomoyayi(m): 3:37pm On Oct 31, 2019
eni4real:
So Eder is better than Ronaldo grin

An injured handicap that got SALAHed in the final against toughest opponent grin
No wonder Cristiano did not win the best player of the tournament!!!

Check Ronaldo vs France in Euro 2016 final, you will not see any action on the field!!!

Gotze is better tongue

Did Ronaldo win Euro 2016?
Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by Tomoyayi(m): 1:43pm On Oct 31, 2019
Igbosmoker:
oga how many best player of international tournament has ronaldo won?

Messi is Olympic (Olympic oo) best player, 2x copa america best player(it's like 2x European cup best player),FIFA world cup best player.

Messi fans are the same. Simple question you cannot answer.
People remember trophies.
You cannot be the best if you cannot win a trophy with your country.

SAFE

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Travel / Re: Lagos Flood Brings Crocodile At Ebute-Ero, Lagos Island- Eyewitness. PHOTOS by Tomoyayi(m): 1:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
Pepper soup things

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Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by Tomoyayi(m): 1:27pm On Oct 31, 2019
Igbosmoker:
and how many international achievements ronaldo have?

So winning international trophies no be achievement.
Make Messi go win cup with Argentina first

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Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by Tomoyayi(m): 1:24pm On Oct 31, 2019
Igbosmoker:
that is how stupid some of Ronaldo fans sound.

They'll say messi should go to EPL, he should win international trophy yet only real Madrid in LA liga has more champions league titles than the useless overrated EPL. Dem too mumu.

Messi the only player to win this international achievements

1x Olympic best player
2x copa america best player
1x FIFA world cup best Player.

Oya show me which one pelnado won?

grin messi has never played in England but have more goals against England top teams than ronaldo who has played there for years grin.

Messi is 3 years younger but has more golden boots, golden balls, team titles, individual achievement, goals ratio, assists than old papa grin

How many international trophies has Messi won?

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His Wife After He Was Caught Cheating On Their Anniversary . by Tomoyayi(m): 4:30pm On Oct 30, 2019
See dis werey. At least wait to get paper before you start to dey look outside.

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Programming / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Admits To Reading People's Messages On Facebook Messenger by Tomoyayi(m): 8:10am On Oct 29, 2019
Sirmuel1:
I knew it!!

Wetin you dey hide grin
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Surprises Boo With A ‘surprise Gift’ by Tomoyayi(m): 8:07am On Oct 29, 2019
See fine geh shocked

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Education / Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Tomoyayi(m): 11:48pm On Oct 24, 2019
Emmytrill:
I was late for a very important meeting at the school chapel, na so I start dey run like who buffalo dey pursue, I no know when I step on some wicked ants cry didn't take notice as some dey take position for my trouser, crawling up to my embarassed na so I reach the meeting, take seat for front as an Exco, I felt the first bite, I lock up, because I feel say my brain never settle. The next thing I know, na jump I jump from my chair, shout like who one nut loose from head. I almost naked for people front. cry They laugh me that day no be small.

grin grin grin grin
Chai that's crazy o, I'm sure dem be female ants

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Sports / Re: Nine Reasons Why Man United Can Beat Liverpool by Tomoyayi(m): 8:10pm On Oct 16, 2019
Ireboya:
Even if we use our 3rd Eleven, ManUtd can never defeat us. #YNWA

You say
Sports / Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by Tomoyayi(m): 8:00pm On Oct 16, 2019
DanXplore:


By your logic, we should give Benzema some accolades because he is a French player even though he was absent throughout the world cup that France won? Na wa o

It's obvious you're dull. When was the last time Benzema played for France?
Ronald was part of the team that won the cup.
Sports / Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by Tomoyayi(m): 11:42am On Oct 16, 2019
Bazoukaa:



Portugal won the European finals without Ronaldo. In order words the team is solid on its own.. FACT!


Was He part of the team that won it?
Did He get a medal?
Did He lift the cup?
Sports / Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by Tomoyayi(m): 11:41am On Oct 16, 2019
Beverlyjean:



Look at this one fooling himself... So it's everyone that 6players mark Messi whenever he is on the ball... Or u feel 5/6 players haven't tried marking Ronaldo ?? U Messi fans are naturally biased ...no need arguing with u guys cos Una b like aboki for north

Aboki sef Don dey get sense pass dem

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Crime / Re: Oluwafemi Oyerinde Shot Dead In The US Over Loud Music by Tomoyayi(m): 11:39am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:


OK then... I guess there are more than 393M firearms in Nigeria then. Have a great day.

Chai, you try o. Person wey you for don ignore since.
Very flawed reasoning, using one State in Nigeria to compare a country about 11 times bigger than Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Otunba Segun Runsewe: 'Bobrisky Worse Than Ebola Disease' by Tomoyayi(m): 7:27am On Oct 07, 2019
Na Wa o, shey him dey go nak dem for the toilet ni?
Instead of them to say He can't use a female restroom because his passport shows him as male, dem dey talk health hazard, infecting husband with STD and divorce. Chai

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Education / Re: Sex For Grades: Boniface Igbeneghu Of UNILAG Exposed In BBC Documentary (Pics) by Tomoyayi(m): 7:05am On Oct 07, 2019
Expose them

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnajia Tacha Receives Call From JARUMA To Confirm Her Money by Tomoyayi(m): 12:07am On Oct 02, 2019
Na so e easy to dash person N50M
Romance / Re: What's The Worst A Guy/girl Ever Told You? by Tomoyayi(m): 12:04am On Oct 02, 2019
ejitest1:
After NYSC, I thought I had a girlfriend coz we dated all through the service year before she busted my bubbles by telling me to 'focus on my career ',Chai, I loose weight on the spot..
Tell us your own experience, let's learn.
Guys and girls biko

Wetin come happen?
Politics / Re: Rivers State Lawmakers Visit Port-harcourt Serial Killer by Tomoyayi(m): 9:32am On Sep 27, 2019
naijapips04:
This guy is not the serial killer. I think he was framed.

Thinking so too.

Something isn't right
Travel / Re: “Unidentified Flying Object” (UFO) Causes Panic In Benin, Edo State by Tomoyayi(m): 2:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Davash222:
Are we all going to pretend like we don’t what that Unidentified Flying Object is Its Edo State for crying out loud!

grin Dem don dey add Headlights to the journey


It's probably an Asteroid
Culture / Re: Nairaland Finally Trends On Twitter. See Funny Comments by Tomoyayi(m): 11:16pm On Sep 23, 2019
Is that all?

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