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jkpretty:
Sexy lips?

Is that shoe polish lip gloss on those lips

Funny Pastor, funny congregation, funny church

LMAO

@poster

What sort of pastor have u? and these deceptive lips of urs wl soon get u into troubles _{very irritating}

Bose,Felicia,Laide,Segun,Ade,Omope,Enitan,Sunday,Monday,Friday,Solo are some funny names i wont name my child _{very rasssssss}

babs105ng:
[color=#006600][b]LOVE IS SWEET, LOVE IS KIND, LOVE IS GOOD, LOVE IS LIFE, IN RESPECTIVE OF WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNT FROM LOVE. WHAT YOU GIVE TO LOVE IS WHAT LOVE WILL GIVE BACK TO YOU BUT SOMETIMES IS NOT ALWAYS LIKE THAT.YOU INVEST IN LOVE AND REAP NOTHING AND SOMETIMES YOU INVEST NOTHING BUT REAP SOMETHING.THATS THE WAY LOVE GOES.PLEASE LOVE AND BELOVED NOTHING CAN BE COMPARE TO LOVE IF RIGHTLY DONE THE WAY IT SHOULD BE DONE

Nice,but what has your picture got to do with ur definitions

Too funny

@poster
U are just a clown _{common boy,put on ur shirt}

mmonwuba:
dan dare you f**k up o! How u go make this kin wowo ninja dey yeye you like this. Jkugly, i believe you are seeking for attention. imagine the no of people trying to replay to you misdemeanor. You are finally popular. CAN WE NOW GO TO REST.the girl is not used to guys making a pass at her. Ugly girls hardly see it coming.

?? ds is simply crapppppppppppppppppp

Bizl4Rizl:
Whats all the BIG FUSS all about here?

Guy makes a move to want to know a girl better, _{not toasting in any form mind you}, Girl rebuffs without giving Guy a chance, _{clearly within her rights}. . . and everyone is making a BIG meal out of it. . . the key players here have already forgotten about it _{or having a swell time on Vals Day} & we are all here doing what?

word

aisha2:
@Tonia2000, even the  men say its ok for them to wash plates. Anyway different strokes, abi. Keep on washing and pounding, girl, do your thing

Aishatu
Must you reply,wetin be your own?Why are you fond of doing follow follow,don't you have a mind of your own.I beg your pardon

individual differences.

aisha2:
I just might test your legendary skills on cuttlery matters. You are cool sha.
@ Tonia 2000, what exactly is wrong with a man washing plates for God sake, even the guy who started this has said he washes plates, so drop it.

Meaning what?

ThoniaSlim:
@tonia2000

I saw your post and couldn't help Lmao.
I pity for you. there's a difference between being right and being plain stupid.

when your 8 months pregnant, please be pounding yam for your husband, because you want to be a good and dedicated wife.

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Madam slim,
whatever, even if im 9 months pregnant never wl i allow my husband wash my dishes.Il pay a househelp to help me with that.Thx

The truth is its not polite to tell your guy to wash your dishes,i don't think i wl ever do that,even my baby brother wont accept such not to talk of a grown up man.Its not acceptable to me simple.

@poster

Make her realize such isn't meant for you, really some women are good at taking men for granted.cheers

@ poster
Long throat na food go kill u.Keep xpecting oleeeeeeeeeeeee

@Poster

If you think you can cope,you may try it.I remember when i was in camp,there were some pregnant women around ,and they were considered in most occasions and didn't take part in tedious activities.cheers

jkpretty:
LMPAO
@ Poster
How much did u send, abeg lets hear word
Even when we try to call back, its the same guys that cut it off, meaning "don't worry"
Perhaps she intended to call. Lol

Infact ds is really funny,i no fit laff o

@poster
You obviously av an inferiority complex.D gals uv dated so far are probably the cheap razz ones(local breeds),dat dont clean up.Think real and stop the messing around.Cheers

I'm from Etsako East LG, Agenegbode.One love

With my family and loved ones.

He takes you as his responsibility,he's always ready to support you with lots of encouragements,love and appreciation.

jkpretty:
Yimiton u are feeling me girl You rock!

He puts on this holier than thou attitude. Oh! u said he had sex in his early teens . Haba! I thought his mama thought him better than that. Duh!

very funny.

@poster
Are u sure u are the one on ds picture?After careful view of d pics i begin sorry for you,even d babes, them pour sand 4 eyes? u are definitely a joker

@poster

Choose Sewa sorry Shukura

@poster

At least she apologized to you forgive and forget maybe som1 kept the vd in her bag.lol

@poster

Are you that lazy or rather, Cripple.Go get a life

@poster

so sorry bout ur case but how come u are 27yrs on ur profile, and here u are 30?

Whats all these?

@poster

Please indicate the website address.Thx

Hi guys,this is to inform Job Finders that there are very dubious people out there especially around the Eastern Region of Nigeria,who actually disguise as Employers and by so doing invite job seekers for advertised job positions.Their mission is to deprive you of your property or rather Charm such person for Ritual purpose.The story below is from a colleague of mine at work who travelled all the way from Ibadan to Abia State for a Job Interview,it actually happened this last Saturday,she forwarded it to me as email.Thx


[color=#550000]PLEASE THIS IS FAKE, BEFORE YOU GO FOR ANY INTERVIEW OF SUCH PLEASE I BEG YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF GOD LOOK VERY WELL BEFORE YOU LEAP AND THANK GOD ON MY BEHALF THAT I WAS NOT USED FOR RITUALS, BECAUSE WHAT THIS PEOPLE PLANNED WAS TO USE ME FOR RITUALS BUT GOD USE MY PROPERTY (PHONES AND MONEY) IN EXCHANGE OF MY LIFE.

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: maxima investment <maximinvestment@gmail.com>
To: my email
Sent: Thursday, November 8, 2007 10:38:12 PM
Subject: LETTER OF INVITATION

Maxim investment & Financial Homes Ltd

maximinvestment@gmail.com

With respect to your application,the management of maxim investment wishes to

invite you for an interview slated to take place in SOUTH EAST
GEOPOLITICAL ZONE IMMEDIATELY.


DATE OF INTERVIEW: 11TH NOV 2007

DATE OF ARRIVAL:10th NOV 2007

VENUE: ABIA HOTELS UMUAHIA ,ABIA STATE

IDENTIFICATION CODE: 031(FIRST BATCH)

TEAM HEAD: S.O MIRACLE (08036222770)

Following your invitation,the management has made
available,accommodation for all invited candidates

and have likewise been grouped,so you are to keep contact with your
team head on your group meeting

venue,accommodation and accreditation form.

You are to come along with two recent photographs, your letter of
invitation and photocopies of

your credentials which must be made available to us.

50% your transport allowance to ABIA STATE is been taken care-off,by
the management.As your posting

takes effect to any state of our choice immediately after your success
in the interviews/aptitude test.

Thanks.

NOTE:THE VENUE OF THE COMPANY'S APTITUDE TEST/INTERVIEW WAS CHOOSEN
OUTSIDE PORTHARCOURT TO ENABLE US AVOID UN-WHOLESOME ATTACK BY
MILITANTS,AND IT DOES NOT SIGNIFY THAT YOU ARE WORKING IN ABIA,BUT OUR
POSTING TAKES EFFECT AFTER THE INTERVIEW/APTITUDE TEXT.[/color]

Really i didn't get any confirmation after i applied, Just got an invitation this afternoon.cheers

@rexdon

Sure

17th November, 2007 8.00am.
Address: 48 Town planning way, ilupeju, Lagos.