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CrimeRe: Iyalode Alhaja Sadia Elewuju That Was Murdered In Cold Blood (Photo) by tonia2000(f): 9:52am On Jul 10, 2015
huh huhjust wondering the kind of world we are...Why must people do evil knowing well we will all exit this world someday, no matter how sweet or bitter we may be having it.It pays to do good sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by tonia2000(f): 4:53pm On Nov 29, 2012
Wunmiesen: I went for interview at Ibadan today not knowing what the job was about, the recruiting officers later came in and told us they were from Health Stream
. They gave us a sheet and called it a test,after that we were briefed about their company, they said they are into health matters and they need people to work with them as partners but before anybody can join he or she would have to pay 8500naira for licensing which would allow that person practice as certified health worker. They sad thing about it was that out of about 35 of us that were there, over 20 agreed and they were given forms to fill. The interview was at a white complex beside Eco Bank,Agodi Gate Ibadan. The head of the team that spoke with us introduced himself as Ayo Tajudeen. I observed that most of them were muslim coz the ladies covered their hair with either a cap or an Hijab and all the names that were mentioned were muslim names. I felt for those that fell victim but there was nothing I could do to help them.
U are absolutely right my dear.I attended even got thr a bit l8.It was a confirmed waste of time,dat all forms of hungry looking illiterates who claimed they were sucessful wt d so called healthstream whatevr,came 2 flutter gabbages,people left one after d oda so did I.It was a big regret nd waste of time/fuel on a saturday I was meant 2 give. Due attention 2 my Family.Jobseekers should learn 2 ignore when it comes 2 making any silly payments 4 employment offers.
Healthstream alliance or watevr u call urselves,stop sendin annoyin txt msgs 2 m abeg o,even aftr I walked out I got anoda txt on sunday evenin dat I had an interview nxtday.U guyz should Simply Get a Life and stop taking advantage of Jobseekers.
RomanceRe: I Need Your Help by tonia2000(f): 12:19am On Nov 06, 2012
Lmao @all.Afi Bushy Anus naa,lol.
FamilyRe: UK Court Allows Nigerian Couple To Keep Stolen Baby by tonia2000(f): 7:01pm On Oct 20, 2012
Lol!wonders shall never end.hmmnnnn.
Did the woman not attend any scan to proof she had a foetus growin in her womb at the 1st nd last trimester of pregnancy (with results as evidence and of which probably the sex of d unborn child wuld av been revealed).I wish the real parents of the child been discussed were aware of this and can act.Pathetic
CelebritiesRe: Fashola's Wife Sponsors Sikiratu Siodondo Abroad For Treatment by tonia2000(f): 10:41pm On Oct 03, 2012
Lool!very funny,orisirisi
RomanceRe: Am I Cursed? by tonia2000(f): 2:05am On Mar 26, 2011
[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=393730.msg7986909#msg7986909 date=1301084699]Yes you are absolutely and completely cursed. But do not fret, do not be alarmed, and do not be afraid for I am perfectly capable of solving this minor problem. You'll need the following items though:

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[li]Your left testicle[/li]
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[li]200 snow white cows
(absolutely no blemish)[/li]
[/list]

[list]
[li]7 mosquitoes
(that have never sucked the blood of a human)
[/li]
[/list]

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[li]3 tails of female lionesses
(after being cutoff, the tails can only be used within a period of 48 hours, so plan your time accordingly. Also, the lionesses must have cubs less than 1 week old)
[/li]
[/list]

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[li]1 strand of hair from the vagìna of any of your ex-girlfriends
(if you don't have any,  you can substitute all your upper teeth)[/li]
[/list]

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[li]3 different teaspoons of saliva from three 40-year old virgin women.
(or 3 different teaspoon of saliva from three 80-year old virgin men).
(they must be ordinary folks i.e no priests, no nuns, no monks, etc allowed) [/li]
[/list]

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[li]The bones of any great great grandmother of any of your great great grand cousins(7 times removed)
(this is essential, because your curse is most likely generational)[/li]
[/list]

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[li]And finally: 50₦. grin[/li]
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Lmao grin grin grin grin grin very crazy one there
@ Topic
If all ds happen to be some remedies to your very huge problem then you had better taken up to a fast of 60days/ 60 nights (white fast to be precise Sir grin cry tongue[/quote]
FamilyRe: I'm Having A Baby! Any Yoruba Name Suggestions? by tonia2000(f): 12:37am On Mar 26, 2011
You can also bear in mind with all the other beautiful suggestions above Oluwadarasimi, meaning God is so good to me (Its my cute Son's name,Its indeed a great name its unisex and meaningful).I wish you a safe delivery dear,God bless. cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nnpc Past Question by tonia2000(f): 11:49pm On Mar 25, 2011
Thanks Dazzle,kindly forward to my email as well pricelestonia@yahoo.com.Thanks in antcptn
CrimeRe: Why I Allowed Dad To Impregnate Me –16-year-old Girl by tonia2000(f): 9:58am On Oct 14, 2010
Sad news, to put an end to teenage sexual abuse common in our society of today, this man at hand should be convicted-spend the rest of his life in prison hes such an evil,shameless, silly Father.
TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame West Africa: Season 3 by tonia2000(f): 3:27pm On Sep 28, 2010
It was a perfect show, just dat tolu should av come 2nd runner up.All d same big ups chi gal. cool
RomanceRe: Why Do People Cheat In Relationships? by tonia2000(f): 12:02pm On Oct 08, 2009
Cheating as a matter of fact is disgusting and should not be encouraged in anyway.Its peculiar in both sexes but Nigerian men tend to cheat more in relationships even marriages than women,whereas younger men aren't willing to make any difference they emulate the older ones and tend to grow as the same.Pathetic
EventsRe: Are You Born In The Month Of August? Sign Up Here.the Leos And Thr Virgos. by tonia2000(f): 1:20pm On Aug 03, 2009
Mine's 21st of August,Happy Birthday to all August celebrants.
RomanceRe: Can You Bath With Your Spouse Or Bf/gf by tonia2000(f): 1:58pm On Jul 02, 2009
Yes I do grin
RomanceRe: Most Annoying Things Women Do by tonia2000(f): 1:14pm On Jun 11, 2009
I totally detest ladies that bleach away their natural skin colourThey wan turn michael Jackson abi wetin Cant afford to keep friends that bleach --uglyyy
RomanceRe: Why are Men not Crazy about Tall Girls? by tonia2000(f): 11:09am On Jun 11, 2009
Inferiority complex grin simple.i mean for the shorties
RomanceRe: Re: I Hate My Ex-boyfriend by tonia2000(f): 4:55pm On Jun 08, 2009
@ unfaded
Nutin do me,as far as i am concerned some of them deserve to end ds way dont u think so? cool
RomanceRe: Re: I Hate My Ex-boyfriend by tonia2000(f): 4:14pm On Jun 08, 2009
Good for him grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Have Not Called Her And She Has Not Called, Is It Ok? by tonia2000(f): 1:43pm On Apr 28, 2009
@poster
I think u av Ego problem (dat most of u African guys av) nd y are u complaining of her not callin u.Break the stupid silence by callin her and its settled. huh
TV/MoviesRe: Jenifa the. blockbuster by tonia2000(f): 10:12am On Feb 24, 2009
Luvly comedy, stop d criticism nutin do am, at least it has won her some 50m 2yr glo contract so? shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Vacancies by tonia2000(f): 4:32pm On Nov 10, 2008
Please what does Resource intermediaries Limited do,is it a reliable recruitment organization.I have been invited for a test tomorrow and i can't afford to waste my time all the way from Ibadan to Lagos and get disappointed.Thx
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Skyoil Calling by tonia2000(f): 10:47am On Sep 24, 2008
Beware of 419
EducationRe: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by tonia2000(f): 1:52pm On Jul 02, 2008
There are just two basic universities in west africa, UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN and others.so make all of una go sit don they look, and stop these silly arguments, its not called for. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by tonia2000(f): 8:19am On May 22, 2008
Blues 4 life. grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Accept Money On The First Date by tonia2000(f): 9:58am On Mar 17, 2008
Posted by: kalmebad
@poster
Did she ask u for transport fare?u didnt make us understand that,why coming here to open mouth
And if she did, your choice of either givin or not
Two things here, she could hv asked for reason that genuinely she doesnt have (if at all she did)
Or for reason of what women are associated with , money!
Whatever d case may be,it was a choice of urs and not an obligation, so its no big deal,don't come here making mountain out of a mole hill


Correct idea

@poster
It was your choice to dash out the money (according to your lamentations grin),who knows if she even rejected the offer.This story of yours sounds really huh huh huh huh huhoff topic
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Split Soon! by tonia2000(f): 5:02pm On Mar 12, 2008
DRANOEL:
america will split soon=reason,they are turning the presidency to a family thing.

the uk will split up=reason,the queen is old and dying.

china will split too=reason,the country is too large

and yeah france will also split=reason too many migrants!

for heavens sake when will you fanatics of doom stop?
LMAO grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tell Of A Nairalander You Have Met And What You Think Of Him/her? by tonia2000(f): 5:01pm On Mar 12, 2008
Yea its ok,looking 4ward to seeing ya too.cheers wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tell Of A Nairalander You Have Met And What You Think Of Him/her? by tonia2000(f): 4:54pm On Mar 12, 2008
Thx dear cheesy.And hows work?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tell Of A Nairalander You Have Met And What You Think Of Him/her? by tonia2000(f): 3:49pm On Mar 12, 2008
Av met very few like jintujinta in IB, he's really an intelligent guy cheesy grin cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nysc Recruitment by tonia2000(f): 2:08pm On Mar 12, 2008
@Access Bank

A big shame on you cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Can One Get A Decent Chick These Days, by tonia2000(f): 5:04pm On Mar 10, 2008
@ topic

Are u decent yourself? huh huh Abeg go sidon dey look shocked shockeddecent chick ko, decent d**ck ni
BusinessRe: Which Bank Is The Most Customer Friendly In Nigeria? by tonia2000(f): 11:09am On Mar 04, 2008
Diamond Bank remains the bestas per UBA, its the worse of all huh undecided

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