₦airaland Forum

atoleybaba:
a baby is playing with ur scotrum using a plier, u said the observers should leave the baby cos what d baby is doing is tickling ur soul.....ajeku iya lo ma bambe( them no go tell u, u go hear) he is playing x and o with all the useless politicians in this country with ur future u said he is making u happy. Continue

if u want 2 point fingers u shld start from d top. I know our senators are more corrupt b'cos of d power giving to dem. but man no die man no rotten, Nigerians are known for suffering nd smiling. so, abeg make una leave Dino for me, kill d rest of dem I dey una back. 100%

Deji7474:
https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAbuSidiq/status/992027314857836545

make una leave dis Dino for me abeg. I like d guy, at least he add more humour to our life unlike Bubu who brings notin but sorrow to his entire family. Dino kip acting ooo Oscar award awaits u. my guy.....

buhariguy:
Buhari Is the best thing that ever happen to Nigeria.

My guy is very proactive, just imaging the lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra party PDP for 16yrs they could not purchased one to fight boko haram for 8yrs

But buhari, just 3months there is quick action to herdsmen bandit menace

are u sick? pple lyk u nid 2 b thrown into river Niger for spiritual cleansing. olodo

KidsNEXTdoor:
:

There is no more excuse to give
They must smoke them out


Fulani herdsmen are going to be history


But is it just one helicopter?

OK d other 1 in d picture is photo shopped abi wats ur problem mister man?

ChangeIsCostant:
see more photos; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/president-buhari-meets-with-donald-trump-at-the-oval-office-in-washington-photos.html

last pic Trump b like "why is his hand so tinny don't he feed well"
1st pic "how did Nigeria elected a fool for a president he can lie sha"

ChangeIsCostant:
see more photos; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/president-buhari-meets-with-donald-trump-at-the-oval-office-in-washington-photos.html

last pic Trump b like "why is his hand so tinny don't he feed well"
1st pic "how did Nigeria elected a fool for a president he can lie sha"

ChangeIsCostant:
see more photos; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/president-buhari-meets-with-donald-trump-at-the-oval-office-in-washington-photos.html

last pic Trump b like "why is his hand so tinny don't he feed well"
1st pic "how did Nigeria elected a fool for a president he can lie sha"

Alfaab:
He has been cajoled to come down.He is an Aboki...one of the bowler guys..maybe he has taken a hard drug or gum which is very common amongst them.He was enticed with money when he came close and refused to come down.

This is how they brought him down and some TV crews started filming him...Pix

science students everywhere..... even an illiterate aboki man is a scientist. Nigeria improving lives since 1960.

Angelanest:
A 26-year-old man, Oluwatobi Sunmonu, who was a member of an organised crime network, was jailed at Harrow Crown Court on Thursday, 26 April for nine years and three months. According to Metropolitan Police, Oluwatobi Sunmonu, of Artillery Place, Woolwich was arrested as a result of an intelligence-led investigation carried out by security operatives.

His co-conspirators, Toni Ferry and Iyisha Levine, were also arrested.

On 20 May 2017, officers searched a room at the Queens Hotel Bayswater where they found four bags locked with padlocks. The bags were found to contain: - Five handguns; - One semi-automatic firearm; - One silencer; - A large quantity of live ammunition; - A large quantity of component parts of ammunition; - A large quantity of Class A drugs (cocaine and heroin).

The drugs were valued at approximately £152,000.

Detectives also discovered a false driving licence in the name of Thomas Corleone. The picture on the licence was of Sunmonu, who they identified after reviewing CCTV at the hotel. He was arrested by officers at a later date.

Ferry, Sunmonu’s girlfriend, had assisted in renting and paying for the hotel room where the drugs, firearms and ammunition were stored. The group paid in excess of £28,000 to rent the room over one year and five months.

Officers also discovered a number of firearms had been purchased and delivered to Ferry’s home address in Islington.

Oluwatobi Sunmonu and Toni Ferry, 23, were both charged with:- Seven counts of conspiracy to enable others to possess a firearm with intent to endanger life; - One count of conspiracy to enable others to possess ammunition with intent to endanger life; - Two counts of possession of Class A drugs with intent to supply (cocaine and heroin).

Sunmonu pleaded guilty to all offences.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/nigerian-man-sentenced-to-jail-in-u-k-for-possession-of-drugs-and-guns-photo.html

u shld thank ur stars u are in d UK cos if na 9ja from ur pix self na him ur family pple go don know say u're a gonna. beta don't try dis stunt in Nigeria. he still looks fresh na?

Reelectbuhari:
which hatred abeg.....dat thing na news.....


who get time....na to hate yoruba tribe.......


abeg we need divide....we don't have anything in common in this country

division is never d ans my brother, am also from d East nd I don't think division is d solution, dats one of our major problem. we d average eastern men wants division but we forget easily dat our very own Igbo leaders are very corrupt. once dis agitation is accepted dis same Igbo leaders dat ve never spoken abt division will b d ones ruling us lyk tyrants. wat we really nid is confederation. let every state care for its subjects. dats hw u will really know where d faults is coming from. take for example United States of America, they practice confederation in a democratic way. so, my bro rethink b for shouting division upandan

IamHeWrites:
A Nigerian man identified as Ojeligbo Ayika has taken to Facebook to share photos of guns.

He says he is going after politicians one by one.

As shared by Ojeligbo Ayika on Facebook;
"All the PDP member will die today, my guy just went to Dubai to buy somethings for the first time, now he is telling me he will not be coming back again saying nigeria was hell fire for People to be staying, the time of Goodluck people are saying that bag of rice is 8000, while buhari time is 20k, I now ask how much is crude oil then and now, forgetting that man shall not leave by the bread alone, where is the infrastructure nothing to show, his telling me that Dubai police are using the latest cars our politician are using with escort. Am going after them one by one."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/man-shares-photos-of-guns-as-he-plans-on-going-after-nigerian-politicians-one-by-one.html

so u jejely calm down, downloaded Osama's gun nd claim u want 2 assassinate our politicians. u left ur electrician job nd cum online to talk nonsense, u just want ur family pple to cry for u abi anyways, lemme mind my business. may d gods of ur forefathers b wit u in Ikoyi prison or kirikiri. mumulity........

IamHeWrites:
A Nigerian man has revealed his experience with a restaurant cashier who he usually tip. According to the man identified as Ademide Adim Akpapunam, the cashier whom he used to tip at restaurant his remaining balance called to ask him for N200k to pay her house rent.

Read his full tweets below;
"A cashier at a restaurant I eat lunch at regularly and tip the occasional 500/1000 got my number and called me to ask for 200k for a house. I was so confused that I had to go and look in the mirror to make sure I was still Adim Akpapunam cuz I have no idea who she must think I am"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/man-shares-how-a-restaurant-cashier-who-he-usually-tip-called-to-ask-him-for-n200k.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

I ve had issues dat made me seek help from a man dat gives me job nd he actually helped out wit wat he could afford nd I appreciated his help. in dis girl's case if shez tryna scam d man due to his gud gesture towards her then she will never get help from pple wen she's really in nid. *nobody knows where he/her helper might cum from.

SalamRushdie:
See the kind of blinds Tinubu is using despite all the billions he makes weekly

d issue of blinds are not wat is on ground nw. nd besides dats day nd night wind blind whc happn 2 b d latest on board nw. it seems u know notin abt interiors yet u just wat 2 gain attention. SMH.....

Flashh:
[color=#151B54]Stop being a jackass, kid.
Answer my question. How old are you?[/color]

am 12. satisfied?

muckross:
A final year female Unilag student was arrested today for stealing her boyfriend’s ATM card and using it to buy an iPhone 8 and X on Jumia.

According to reports, the lady bought other items on Jumia too. However, her boyfriend, in collaboration with Jumia, traced the buyer to Unilag’s Moremi Hall where the delivery was made.

That was how the suspect was arrested and handed over to the school’s DSA. An eyewitness said: “It appears, she's been scamming guys with her friends for a long time.

When the Jumia officials came to the hostel, she hid the phones in a bag and threw them in the dustbin. The girl is actually using an iPhone 7 Plus. However, upon realizing what was happening, the boyfriend demanded that the case be dropped.”

Watch The Video Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUrHdt_urow


http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/unilag-student-arrested-for-stealing.html

d lady in dat video looks lyk sum1 wit so many carry over dats y she's still in her final year. old slay mama........

Flashh:
[color=#151B54]Engligtened and thank you for what exactly? About cartoon?

How old are you kid? [/color]

I am a cartoon lover. is there anything wrong wit it? it's simple my friend, take corrections nd move on or else u might remain a stagnant mofo.

Flashh:
Tonimagnificent

[color=#151B54]So, knowing "pinky" is your book. Eejit you are.[/color]

say wat u know and leave d rest 2 those dat are more enlightened than u. a thank u wouldn't kill u. dats y u will never learn. olodo....

Flashh:
[color=#151B54]Micky and The Brain.[/color]

it's Pinky and the Brain. Olodo,,,,,,

360metrosports:
Popular comic actors, Emmanuella and Mark Angel, said a company once offered to buy their Facebook Page for $400,000.

According to Mark Angel, the money when converted to Naira was worth over N100 million (N144m) as at the time he got the offer. However, a WuzupNaija conversion showed that the money was worth N144,000,0360.00

Mark Angel said he declined the offer because it’s not all about money adding that “money cannot buy what we do”.

He further stressed that “you can sell it and start again but there are people who can only get a laugh through that channel and by selling it, you will deny them that chance”.

“Recently, a company wanted to buy out our Facebook page. I thought it as a scam but this company is well known and they offered us $400,000 when I converted it to Naira, it was more than N100million (N144m). My first thought was ‘guys lets sell it.’

“But we can’t sell it because it’s not all about money. Money cannot buy what we do. If you think about it, you can sell it and start again but there are people who can only get a laugh through that channel and by selling it, you will deny them that chance,” Mark Angel said.

He made this revelation in an exclusive interview with Naija.ng.

Mark Angel also said there skit had prevented an African president from taking a rash decision that would have affected his country.

“There was an African president who told us we saved him from taking a rash decision that would have affected his country. We were invited for dinner and we did not know why we were invited until he shared his testimony with us, Mark Angel said”.

Talking about why they shot their videos in Port Harcourt. He said,

“To work in Lagos is very hard. If you want to start shooting, agbero’s will come and start demanding outrageous sums of money from you. There was a time we were asked to pay N170, 000 settling these touts before we were allowed to shoot. That’s why we shoot in PH and market our skits in Lagos”.

However, seven-year-old Emmanuela who became famous for her hilarious roles in the Mark Angel series said she wants to be a make-up artiste

She said,

“I want to be a makeup artiste in future. Because I want to beautify people’s face. I also want to be a dancer”.

http://www.metronaija.ng/we-were-offered-n144-million-for-our-facebook-page-comedian-mark-angel/

this is a total lie. Facebook page 4 such amount d moment sum pple becomes popular dey start telling lies because they feel they are role models nd anything said by dem would b accepted by our foolish country men.

dre11:
http://thenationonlineng.net/man-25-commit-suicide-over-football-betting/

dis guy nid 2 b resurrected nd beaten 2 death again. stupidity at its peak. there is no sure gamble in dis world. YOU ARE A FOOL!!!

streets2empire:
Nigeria's presidential aspirant, Atiku Abubakar was seen dancing to penalty by small doctor. In the video Atiku was seen grooving to the beats together with his wife. There is no doubt Atiku has got some nice dancing skills


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03QfbVYw7L4

http://aftrending.com/watch-atiku-abubakir-dance-to-small-doctors-penalty-at-sons-wedding/

dis nigga just dey try make headlines. d oda tym it was black panther, eating with Alimajiri children. if u lyk follow super eagles 2 world cup as their 3rd goal keeper or feature wizkid, tu baba, nd davido in their new song u will never make Aso Rock. u only got there as a vice president cox dats all u will eva b. SHEKINA!!!!

nazzyon:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1798263330468801&id=1452287068399764

are u trying 2 tell me da Bubu actually use all dis big big grammar Mr femi wrote here while discussing wit d cleric Our dear president is not as fluent as d words used here joor. dis Femi just embellish d whole tin. our president dense. abi una no know ni?

Abdulkareem407:
Christian and Pastors are not only useless they are criminals

d both of u should stop being a religious fanatic. bad is bad regardless of d religion. u guys would b surprised da an atheist might make heaven or paradise (as sum calls it) I wonder y Christians hate Muslim nd vice versa. dats y d country have bin backward since independence. tribalism nd religion is Nigerian major problem. even if an Igbo man becomes president 2day there would still b Tribalism, nepotism nd religion will still continue roaming in d country. unity is wat made develop countries such as America, UK nd oda countries ahead of us. GROW UP MY 9JA BRODAS ND SISTERS!!!

stephenduru:
Anticult Volunteer Corps (AVC), will NEVER be distracted nor condone any illicit act towards the general public as we must bring to justice (as our slogan portrays) everybody involved in the any act against the LAW

Umunede community might not understand the gravity of provocation which has been ignited by few insane being and whom must dance to the music they played.

These set of AYES is reported to be responsible for the killing of One of the personnel of the AVC Umunnede Unit.

Their days of evil are over as justice must prevail on this case and Umunede community must know that cultists have no place to hide within and around Umunede as we have set our ex-ray satellite deep on perpetrators of this evil murder act.

The gallantry usual services of Anticult Volunteer Corps (AVC) IKA UNIT ably led by our KINGSLEY OKONTA (AGBOR ZONAL COMMANDER) in a joint operation with EAGLE NET SQUAD of the DELTA STATE POLICE COMMAND did apprehended Nine members of the with weapons which can cause instant or slow-sure death.

AVC will resist any form of truncation to seeing these arrested suspects face the laws of the land.

We remain focused and more dedicated to ensuring above one hundred percent (100%) safety of lives and properties including zero tolerance to every formation of violent cult related activities within Delta State.

Eseka Nathaniel
Deputy Director
Department of Intelligence and Media
Anticult Volunteer Corps (AVC),
Delta State,
Federal Republic of Nigeria

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/04/suspected-armed-robberscultists.html?m=1

I was actually a member of a cult group back in my college days, ( name withheld) came back nd found out d nonsense has entered d Street not uni stuffs anymore. I sharply withdrew 4rm it. cum 2 think of it no achievement. I just pity those da engaged in dis foolish acts. learn 4rm odas mistakes don't end up saying had I know! if u wanna b a badass y not join d Nigerian Army, Airforce of Navy. Cox dis pple are actually cult members 2 protect nd 2 serve. reason wit me here, u can't beat up a force man nd go free cox dis is wat dis cult pple actually do.

*NOTE*
I didn't shed blood during my tym nd never will.

survivor1986:
When I become a governor, the first thing is to invest in the police command in my state. Liase with the IG if possible, and buy arms, bullet proofs, vehicles for the police in my state. Create a welfare scheme for slain officers. It's obvious the federal government can't do anything for our security. People don't realise the police is more important than the army, for a developing nation

my friend wat u just said is d truth but we also nid 2 change their mindset b'cos u can actually equip dem wit all dis nd might not find anything in d armoury cum let's say in 2 years tym. secondly, d NPF are so corrupt nd wicked. sum might end up using those weapons 2 rob those they were supposed 2 protect. nd finally let's talk about changing da devilish uniform of theirs. weytin una think

Amagite2:
Buhari's personal photographer, Bayo Omoboriowo shared a lovely shot of the president, and his daughter, Zahra dropped an interesting comment.

According to the comment, she prefers her father as General, GMB, not President, PMB.

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/04/zahra-buhari-says-she-prefers-her-dad-as-the-army-general-not-president.html

buhari a blessing or curse 2 Nigerians. vote Buhari 2019 nd die in poverty. don't vote nd remain a coward d rest of ur life. it's in ur hand, let ur vote count 4 once. don't sell ur vote 4 a cup of rice or #500. #YOURPVCISYOURPOWER

chibike69:


WTF


Anyways



lesbians are wonderful creatures
I love dem


but for men who lyk men, dey be evil
hell is dia portion.

so if ur mum is lesbian nd open up 2 u u would gladly accept her? it's a taboo both 4 men nd women. Western countries is really a bad influence 2 humanity. if u can accept lesbianism then I expect u 2 accept gay.

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my brothers nd sisters if u miss United States of America don't miss Heaven pls. there's no plc lyk Yankee

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d kind of firearms dis pple carry dis days sum arm robbers don't ve access to such. if any war shld break out in dis country u would b surprised da d northerners are already prepared 4 it.

[quote author=aminulive post=66288901]@POLITICSNGR

A policeman might be facing disciplinary action after allegedly beating up a woman and smashing her mobile phone. The incident occurred in Dopemu Area of Lagos state.

According to the woman, Anne Bibi, who shared the story online, she was detained for hours after the incident. She posted;

"Inspector Lawal Murtala of the Dopemu division Lagos, Nigeria, beat me up today just because i recorded him beating up an innocent man and was dragged to the police station.

I was detained for hours, and the video forcefully deleted of which unknowing to them, i had already forwarded one successfully to my sister via WhatsApp.

Then my phone was smashed and seized. Imagine going to report an assault by a policeman and i get detained instead saying a policeman can do whatever he likes and that videoing a policeman is an offence.

The dpo, a woman was in full support of the policeman, ordered that i get detained saying i wanted to video to post and she will not let that happen. I was detained from 2pm till 7pm. This is INJUSTICE !!!

The police who should protect us are the ones victimising is and this should change. It is not just fair. We all should say no to police brutality."

Below is a footage of the incident;

https://politicsngr.com/police-officer-attacks-woman-smashes-phone-lagos-photos-video/

Watch video [url=https://politicsngr.c


d problem with Nigerian police is d uniform. in yoruba movies black stands for evil while white is for good. just my own opinion tho.