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Food / Re: 13 Benefits Of Walnuts by tonmandy(m): 8:00am On Sep 20, 2014
dats good
Religion / Re: Psalm 23 In Pidgin by tonmandy(m): 10:33pm On Jun 16, 2013
Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AM


IN!!
i saw 66 likes nd i shook my head. What are the reasons for liking dis trash. Pls,God should be adored and worshipped. This write up is just a mockery to God. The post should be removed frm front page pls.
Religion / Re: Ash Wednesday: The Beginning Of Lent by tonmandy(m): 9:17am On Feb 13, 2013
[quote author=Jilo83] valentine is 2mao n u want dis kind of trend 2 see front page.
U RE AN E.DIOT. MAY DEVIL SEE U IN HELL.
Politics / Re: Mystery Corpses On Ezu River Were MASSOB Members by tonmandy(m): 9:00am On Feb 08, 2013
SOME PEOPLE VE SOLD THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL. GOD WHERE ARE U.? SOME SAID U RE SLEEPING ND DEVILS RULES BUT I KNW U RE NOT A SLEEPING god. COME AND SAVE UR PEOPLE.
Politics / Re: Enugu Governor, Sullivan Chime Returns by tonmandy(m): 9:12am On Feb 07, 2013
Yes he is back cos we all danced gangnam style yesternite @ govt.house lodge, enugu. Pix to b uploaded later.

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Sports / Re: Player Rating - Nigeria Vs Zambia by tonmandy(m): 7:38pm On Jan 25, 2013
DID NIGERIA SUPER EAGLES PLAY TODAY? Nawaao. AM HAPPY FOR NOT SUPPORTING DEM. BUNCH OF AMATEURS INCLUDING THE SO CALLED COACH.
Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Abbreviations You Must Know About by tonmandy(m): 2:27pm On Jan 25, 2013
J12:

Life wan kill me die

olodo. It is laugh wan kill me die

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Business / Re: The Most Valuable Thing That Five Naira Can Buy?. by tonmandy(m): 10:57am On Jan 24, 2013
[quote author=xynerise]
And your saliva will serve as kerosine right? :-
U be olodo. Can N5 buy kerosene? Cant u read?
Business / Re: The Most Valuable Thing That Five Naira Can Buy?. by tonmandy(m): 10:19am On Jan 24, 2013
I VE SEEN WHY PEOPLE FAIL EXAMS. COMMONSENSE SUPPOSES TO LET ALL OF U TO KNOW DAT D MOST VALUABLE THING N5 CAN BUY IS MATCHBOX. WITHOUT IT,U CANT COOK FOOD ND WTHOUT FOOD,U GONNA DIE. CLAP FOR ME.

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Food / Re: Why Do Bottle Water Have Blue Covers. by tonmandy(m): 8:45am On Jan 23, 2013
[quote author=babyosisi]Na lie
Just took a picture of one in my home
The cover is not blue
What a thread

WHITE? THAT COVER DOESNT LOOK AS IF IT BELONGS TO THAT BOTTLE.
Food / Re: Why Do Bottle Water Have Blue Covers. by tonmandy(m): 8:39am On Jan 23, 2013
babyosisi: Na lie
Just took a picture of one in my home
The cover is not blue
What a thread

SO WATS D COLOUR THEN?
Food / Re: Why Do Bottle Water Have Blue Covers. by tonmandy(m): 11:38pm On Jan 22, 2013
[quote author=Missy_B]Is this peculiar to all or just a brand?
ALL BOTTLED WATER,EVEN IN EUROPE HAVE BLUE COVERS. I NEED AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.
Food / Why Do Bottle Water Have Blue Covers. by tonmandy(m): 11:02pm On Jan 22, 2013
Fellow NL, I ve gone far and wide and noticed that all the covers of bottled water are blue in colour. So, I want to know the reason for this if any.
Education / Re: IMSU Medical Students Protest In Imo State by tonmandy(m): 10:02pm On Jan 14, 2013
[quote author=Afam4eva]
Whose job is it to accredit them
wat re u writing. If u dont understand a post,dont reply. Its not by force to reply every thing. Olodo.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Defeat Sparta Rotterdam In Warm Up by tonmandy(m): 9:06pm On Jan 12, 2013
pappyshun: If eagus creation shansis against rotadam hand them failure to score moore than wan goal then us should began to pray prayer before commentment of halfcom.............That is to say only through devine intervention would the eagles win AFCON 2013!Let those who have ears hear what the spirit is saying.#PRAYER#
are u ok at all. Wat do u think u re writing?

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Career / Re: University Courses That Are Waste Of Time by tonmandy(m): 8:21am On Jan 12, 2013
Animal science? You are d worst fool i ve ever seen. "Olodo".Come let me feed ur family for years. No course,i repeat no course is a waste.

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Fashion / Re: New Pictures Of Oge Okoye by tonmandy(m): 11:14am On Jan 09, 2013
jigawatts: DEM SAY MAKE WE CHOOSE HOT or NOT abi..........


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Bye Bye
ARE U OK AT ALL. WASTE OF ENERGY WRITING RUBBISH.
Food / Re: Wierd Substance In Five-Alive Juice (Picture) by tonmandy(m): 2:36pm On Jan 05, 2013
Whosoever that paid u to tarnish d image of 5alive producers will b exposed. BTW,Y BRINGING IT UP IN NL. WAT DO U WNT TO ACHIEVE. THERE ARE CHANNELS TO FOLLOW IF TRULY U SAW ANYTHING. WAT U BOUGHT MAY EVEN BE FAKE FRM SOMEWIA. NEXT TIME DONT BRING SUCH ISSUE HERE ND TELL US HW MUCH DEY PAID U. NAFDAC? DEY RE DOIN THEIR BEST. DEY CANT BE EVERYWIA BT U ND I WIL ASSIST DEM BY REPORTING ADULTERATERS. STOP BLAMING DEM.
Politics / Re: FG To Distribute 10m Mobile Phones To Farmers by tonmandy(m): 8:55am On Jan 03, 2013
Arrant rubbish. A failed government.
Nairaland / General / Re: Eight Students Killed In Ewekoro Accident by tonmandy(m): 8:32am On Dec 13, 2012
[quote author=Raymondenyi]Sorry y'all, sumthing needs 2 b done about this trailers, a similar incident killed my friend in Ph. About 3weeks back, very pretty chick, yet 2 recover 4rm dat. And nw dis[very pretty chicks.weda pretty or not pretty dead is a huge loss.for u,dead re mearnt for ugly ones.smh,sippin my johnny walker]
Music/Radio / Re: Given The Power, Which Musician Would You Resurrect? by tonmandy(m): 10:48am On Nov 29, 2012
King of high life "oliver d coque"

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Romance / Re: Can You Tattoo Your Lover‘s Name On Your Body? by tonmandy(m): 6:20pm On Oct 15, 2012
I DEY CRAZE?
Religion / Re: Who Was The Disciple Whom Jesus Loved? by tonmandy(m): 6:10am On Oct 07, 2012
[quote author=991]

Mary Magdalene was one of Jesus' close companions. Jesus also cared especially for her by, for instance in one occasion, driving out 7 demons from her Luke 8:2.
Anyway, according to widely accepted early Christians' doctrines, Jesus kissed Mary Magdalene. He apparently had strong feelings toward her.
"Interest in Mary Magdalene grew following the discovery of the Nag Hammadi Gnostic Gospels in 1945. The Gospel of Philip explicitly said Jesus kissed Mary Magdalene in the mouth, making the disciples jealous of her. Other gospels in the Nag Hammadi texts also spoke of the intimate relationship between her and Jesus, even referring to her as his "beloved." her importance was shown by her presence in major events of Jesus' life. She anointed his feet with a costly perfume, an act the disciples tried to stop but which Jesus allowed. Luke chapter 8, tells us that Mary was one of Jesus' followers and traveled with him.
Have you heard about the:
the gospel of philip
the gospel of mary magdaline
the gospel of thomas
the acts of peter, etc
None of these gospels was included in the Bible because the content didn't conform to Christian doctrine, and they're referred to as apocryphal. One of the documents discovered at Nag Hammadi in southern egypt is the Gospel of Philip, in which Mary Magdalene is a key figure. It has been the cause of one of the most controversial claims ever made about her.



Better be careful. The wrath of God. Who re u to write dis rubbish.
Celebrities / Re: TB-Joshua Delivered Tonto-Dike From Smoking Addiction by tonmandy(m): 10:00am On Aug 24, 2012
EVERY TIME TONTO DIKE,TONTO DIKE. FOR GOODNESS SAKE,CAN SOMEBODY INFORM ME WHO SHE/HE IS. BUT IS SHE OR HE A FOOTBALLER OR BOXER?
Literature / Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by tonmandy(m): 11:40pm On Aug 23, 2012
Area_boy:

Na why you no finish school. See ya head angry. Ishi beans!! angry
NNAA NAWAA UUOO. TAKE KIAKWAA TIME DIA B4 MEEGI IFE NIILE
Literature / Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by tonmandy(m): 6:34pm On Aug 23, 2012
THIS IS RUBBISH. ARRANT NONSENSE. THE WRITER MUST BE A TALKATIVE. I WONDER WAT SOME PEOPLE GAIN IN WRITING LONG STORIES. STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. NOBDY WIL VE TIME TO FINISH DIS RUBBISH. I TRIED ND STOPPED HALF WAY. ANYWAY,HE IS USING A FREE NET TIME.MTTSHEW
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Robin Van-Persie Is Off To Manchester United by tonmandy(m): 8:08pm On Aug 15, 2012
WHO IS ROBIN VAN PERSIE. IS HE AN ACTOR OR A BOXER?

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Politics / Re: A.I.T And N.T.A What Is The Difference? by tonmandy(m): 11:47am On Aug 14, 2012
Please can somebody help me wth d meaning of nta and ait. Are they clubs or unions. Wat re their works cos i ve not heard those names before.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Man City - (2 - 3) Community Shield 2012 On 12th August by tonmandy(m): 7:47pm On Aug 11, 2012
Tomorrow man.city will burn. Chelsea the greatest. Chelsea is lik d great achilles cos of d strenght.
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Baby Ini Edo by tonmandy(m): 3:32pm On Jul 30, 2012
Pls who is ini edo? Is she a nigerian. What does she do cos i ve a bingo dat goes by dat name

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Politics / Re: Multiple Bomb Blast In Sokoto by tonmandy(m): 1:00pm On Jul 30, 2012
Too bad!
Family / Re: Minor Acts That Cause Damage In Marriages. by tonmandy(m): 9:04am On Jul 30, 2012
Ejaculating before ur wife reach orgasm.

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