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TV/Movies › Re: Ini Edo Banned For 1 Year? by tonte(m): 8:14pm On May 08, 2007
abeg they should ban her jooo, that girl caused problem between ma friend and his wife 'cos of her "bakassi" that sinful behind at least wen she is no more there there will be mno more behind 4 mafriend 2 worry about
Romance › Re: Girls Pretending To Bew Virgins. Who Is Fooling Who? by tonte(m): 5:41pm On May 05, 2007
i dunno y they like sayin that and in relationships there must be sex 4 sure
and all girls would loose virginity sooner or later so wat da heck about always tryin 2 be gud
Romance › Re: Are Pretty Girls Not Worth Dating? by tonte(m): 4:50pm On Apr 27, 2007
its really cool goin out with pretty chicks but not all really luk gud under them clothes
and all those self-acclaimed pretty innocent chicks we gatta see pics another thing is dat pretty chicks like bad not-too fyne boys thats y we are at advantages
Family › Re: Can You Marry A Former Prostitute? by tonte(m): 11:49am On Apr 09, 2007
no never wat if ma friends have don the babe b4
Romance › Re: This Boy Seems To Like Me. Does He? by tonte(m): 11:29am On Apr 09, 2007
how old y'all are 'cos this stuff sounds childish and as childred y'all gat 2 get advice well i think u should get in his bed soon ok
Romance › Re: How Can Nigerian Men Be More Romantic? by tonte(m): 11:22am On Apr 09, 2007
but tha babes really like the simple wats up can i put ma "zoom zoom in ur boom boom"
so y they complainin and being romantic ain't in any naija mans "real" blood chicks just like players thats all God bless nairaland happy easter 2 y'all
Romance › Re: Describe Your First Kiss by tonte(m): 11:08am On Apr 09, 2007
soccer u sound like a bully alwayz threatenin et all but sha ma first kiss wuz with this she dummy but it wuz nice 'cos she wuz da hottest in ma class at that time in jss2 then
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Too Attractive For Comfort by tonte(m): 6:20pm On Mar 31, 2007
i gat 2 advices 4 u man

1. get a spare chick in case she leaves u

2. pott her i.e get her pregnant this way she'ld never leave u

and thats y we are a family on nairaland we help

3. if she likes rich guys please send her 2 mii i'ld be grateful
Christianity Etc › Re: I'm A Christian And I Smoke Herbs by tonte(m): 6:05pm On Mar 31, 2007
bros 4 get that stuff it ain't no sin after all god created it 4 sum inspiration dat nuffin else gives feel mii now and after this comment i gatta get like 2 wraps out man
Romance › Re: Why Did You End Your Last Relationship? by tonte(m): 2:51pm On Mar 16, 2007
the stupid chick just came 1 day 2 tell mii that her ex boyfirend is bac and she is still in luv with him like i wuz just 4 fancy ma only regret wuz that we didn't f**K
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Find A Graduate Man Who Is Still A Virgin? by tonte(m): 2:49pm On Mar 16, 2007
its not possible at all or maybe a graduate 4rm a christian university and is still a slacker
and a looser but sha virginity is not dignity but lack of oppurtunity thats all

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