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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Ex-Boyfriend Bought Her A Car by tonte(m): 2:31pm On Jul 18, 2007
ye ba ri ba  
i no understand ooo ma guy na naija u 4rm, wetin u dey slack 4 abeg just leave dat girl or better still vex buy the girl trailer so she go know say u be da very guy

if i be u i dey go shoot dat her ex boyfriend  bagger
FashionRe: Why Do Ladies Like Taking Pictures? by tonte(m): 8:03pm On Jul 12, 2007
omo eko i dey beef u if u no like pics den no talk abi na force 2 taklhuh? huh
RomanceRe: Virgins' Club! by tonte(m): 8:57pm On Jul 06, 2007
all these virgins reconstructed or not wat do u do wen konji catches u peps

all the best even the devil na virgin
RomanceRe: Virgins' Club! by tonte(m): 6:48pm On Jul 01, 2007
ok preacher but that doesn't really answer ma question readin the bible can't make u immune 2 kongi if not i should be kongi free
RomanceHas Anybody Gotten A Fix On Nairaland? by tonte(op): 6:43pm On Jul 01, 2007
pls guys i really want 2 know if anybody has hooked up with a guy/girl?? on nairaland and i don't mind hookin up with any 1 in abj
RomanceRe: Guys like girls with skimpy dresses and tight trousers, but they won't marry them by tonte(m): 6:36pm On Jul 01, 2007
@ q-dogg i gatta see dat babe of urs esp wen she is wearin no underwear
RomanceRe: Beware Of Girls On Trouser by tonte(m): 6:28pm On Jul 01, 2007
@ cute-ass

hope ur ass is really cute cheesy grin grin
RomanceRe: Heartbreak: Is It O.k To Have One? by tonte(m): 6:19pm On Jul 01, 2007
yea i really think its necessary 4 girls 2 experience dat also i think its gud 4 them 2 experience unwanted pregnancy and possibly abortion so dat they become overwise wen they marry grin grin grin grin although i don't wan ma sisters or future wife 2 have dat experience sha!!!!!
RomanceRe: Virgins' Club! by tonte(m): 6:14pm On Jul 01, 2007
all these virgins talk like eer1 else are sinners just because they've screwed b4 thats wat makes mii disrespect a few of them but i really don't understand how 24 yr old virgins were managing all through the years abi kongy(Hot feeling,/sexual urge) no catch themhuh
RomanceRe: My Friend Is Pregnant For Me! by tonte(m): 6:06pm On Jul 01, 2007
omo u Bleep up ooo, well since she said no 2 abortion then i suggest (if ur comfortable enuff) pack a few things and try 2 convince ur girlfriend to run outta town with u. Then come bac after tensions are lowered and please tell us really the circumstances that led 2 ur "doing it" with her, were u jazzed or high or, and don't say children are gifts 4rm God they are actually 4rm ur BALLS
RomanceRe: Virgins' Club! by tonte(m): 5:07pm On Jul 01, 2007
please let mii understand ooo

Virginity is not dignity @ all the fact dat ur a virgin doesn't make u have more dignity dan sum 1 else who isn't a virgin, and i really don't know y its only in Africa that virgins can come out boldly and say they are virgins without any shame or stuff like dat?? virginity is just a lack of oppurtunity and in some cases slacking
RomanceRe: Virgins' Club! by tonte(m): 8:18pm On Jun 29, 2007
omo all u virgins (female) i really advice dat y'all try it ooo the feeling is 2 sweet bet if u start u'll never be able 2 stop
dats y girls dat "loose" it late turn out 2 be nymphos
RomanceRe: Virgins' Club! by tonte(m): 8:57pm On Jun 26, 2007
am not a virgin, infat i ceased 2 be a virgin since i was about 7 or 8 yrs old 2 our then housemaid she really showed mii a few corners in life and im happy though happier if she weren't the maid,nd 2 dem virgins waitin 4 marriage una go wait tire oo well i have always said it virginity is not dignity but a lack of oppurnity and in some cases where there is oppurnity, outright slacking angry angry undecided grin
EducationRe: How Many Times Did You Take The JAMB UME? by tonte(m): 8:33pm On Jun 26, 2007
i did myne twice the first one i got 244 but it was through P-TOWN style u know runs and funny enough i couldn't use it 4 anything the 2nd one was written by myself in 1 village in kwara wher i looked 4 runs 2 no avail so i got 195 and dats wat got mii admission after post jamb exams
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Wants To Be My Second Wife? by tonte(m): 7:43pm On Jun 25, 2007
the guy no even wan talk maybe im don hammer his 1st wofe and lookin 4 a 2nd wife well i gat a piece of advice 4 em go 2 a village there amd lure a 2nd wife probably the daughter of ur king @ least she should have a lil money 4 ur broke ass
RomanceRe: She Loves Me But She's So Ugly by tonte(m): 7:31pm On Jun 25, 2007
ma guy omo run ooo hw u go dey do ugly babe all ur friends go dey poke fun @ u and shit like dat and i know say ugly girls dey go extra mile in bedmatics ooo
but sha follow ur mind not wen u wake up in the morning and see her face u vex 4 the whole day abeg oo
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo's Legacy by tonte(m): 7:06pm On Jun 25, 2007
@ denex

Mandela was a true democrat and a christian he forgave all those whites but OBJ is the DEVIL himself, imagine ordering a massacre in odi bayelsa all those who jailed obj are now in jail or in tite corners pls do not compare an angel with da devil
Christianity EtcRe: Men In Search Of Women In Church by tonte(m): 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2007
dats y am a big advocate of lukin 4 a wife in da clubs 'cos u already know she may be wild not finding out in a bitter way after u see her first in church
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo's Legacy by tonte(m): 8:00pm On Jun 22, 2007
that obasanjo is sumtin else the man has no honour since he left office its just been insults on insults , well he should come and tell the world @ the human rights violation courts in the hague: What did a small skool girl or an old man among the hundreds dat were killed in the ODI MASSACRE of 2001 in Bayelsa state?? that man should be shot publically. I don't understand how people would pick up an ex-convict and take him through 2 extremes of life i.e prison and presidency almost immediately and expect his brains 2 function normallyhuh GOD HELP NAIJA huh huh huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo's Legacy by tonte(m): 1:24pm On Jun 19, 2007
look with or with out obj naija would still have gotten GSM by now his only legacy in my opinion is that he was, is, and by the grace of God the last of UGLY presidents naija has produced responsible of human rights abuse @ odi, responsible for niger delta crisis full scale born again corrupt owu chief who deserves nothing more than being executed publically bullshit!!!!!!!!!!! huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Can A Poor Man Love? by tonte(m): 7:19pm On Jun 13, 2007
the thing is simple "if u can't pay den don't play" and all those broke guys askin 4 luv on this topic better think twice i didn't call names oooo
RomanceRe: Hit And Run Is The Best Don't U Think? by tonte(op): 6:37pm On Jun 13, 2007
thanx y'all i guess i was in a bad frame of mind wen i did da post 'n i've been thinkin 4 a while now i think its really best 2 be alone till i get walked up 2 but if it happens again then,
RomanceRe: Hit And Run Is The Best Don't U Think? by tonte(op): 6:58pm On Jun 12, 2007
wat am sayin is dat @ least i need 2 teach the nxt few chicks dat are goin 2 be commin ma way by da grace of God a few lessons y i shouldn't be hurt
RomanceHit And Run Is The Best Don't U Think? by tonte(op): 6:18pm On Jun 11, 2007
pls this is serious nairalanders i think hit et run is the best 4 guys 'cos on a personal basis i have been dumped by the last 3 chicks i dated i thought sumtin was not done rightly but i don't know i really fill that it's better 2 just hit and move 2 avoid a 4th heart break or any otherwise counselshuh
RomanceRe: How To Make A Man Fall In Love With You by tonte(m): 8:10pm On Jun 06, 2007
abeg i no go still fall in any love jare hisses grin
RomanceRe: Dating A Demanding Girl by tonte(m): 5:53pm On May 25, 2007
omo these chicks are just gettin worse by the day just last week ma chick told mii 2 get her nokia N72 while am using Nokia 3230 and she was like she's not takin no 4 an answer but wen i ask 4 the stuff she alwayz tells mii she's a virgin and we should wait till we get married but i know and am sure she knows dat we're not gettin married 4 any thing i've been avoidin her but it seems like am tryin 2 run away 'cos of the fone its just like all these chicks these days are straight 4rm HELL
RomanceRe: Date A Guy For 2 Years And Not A Single Gift by tonte(m): 8:49pm On May 11, 2007
if he is havin sex with u then i think thats enuf really or don't u peps agreehuh?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is In A Hotel With Another Girl by tonte(m): 7:58pm On May 09, 2007
how would u be askin wat 2 do ur guy is in a hotel wiv another chick girl the boy is not firewood and probably not born-again and everyman that sees curves must do the do anyhow so just 4give him in advance or bounce

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