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PoliticsRe: Ex-naval Chief's Wife Orders Arrest Of Employee's Wife, Kids by tonte(m): 5:11pm On Jun 03, 2010
u don't even know wat happened, this steve guy is one of the highest eye-service men i have seen, d best pretender u can think of, mrs afolayan here is my aunt and a core igbo woman he was in possession of a lot of documents as regards her assets and after his accident the documents were withdrawn 4rm him but i guess he saw dat his game was up, dats y he witheld the said land documents but she is still in possession of the original, and just soo u know steve is one of the most digusting men that no lady of class 'll even think of sleepin with, and she can actually give u a piece of land it is actually beans, being the wife of a former CNS u get some of these things for free,
RomanceRe: Lesbian/gay Crush by tonte(m): 7:37pm On Jan 10, 2009
i'd really like a gay boy 2 come and 'toast mii' then i can ask wat d heck he sees in mii and then turn him down( and i pray he doesn't give up) then i beat d shit outta him dat he'll 4get he is gay , i hate dat / those people.( gays only) lesbians are soo acceptable as long as they ain't ma sisters
RomanceRe: They Call Me Dummy. Am I One? by tonte(m): 7:25pm On Jan 10, 2009
no ur not a dummy, ur just dumber than ur friend thinks
Dating And Meet-up ZoneAny Cute Girl I Can Meet 2nite by tonte(op): 12:18pm On Dec 19, 2008
hi y'all am Tonte Briggs live in maitama abuja, just looking 2 know if there is any cute girl 4rm ma side of the city that won't mind hanging out with mii later in d day, just holla ma numba is 08065773747
RomanceRe: Whatz D New Craze About Secondary School Girlz by tonte(m): 9:33am On Dec 19, 2008
infact the whole thing has gotten 2 an alarming state, just yesterday i was talkin 2 a family friend's daughter who was in jss 1 wen i was in ss3 she was just tellin mii of hw she has been transformed and ''seen the light'' and how she now has a ''dirty mind'' wen i told her not 2 go there dat ma mind was 2 x-rated 4 her 2 even think she just excused herself and came cack with a pair of booty shorts, a spaghetti top with nothing under, i was just amazed but i laughed it off cos i remembered d 1st day she came into jss1 as a real small girl, i just told her 2 wait till she is a little older and walked away, but if i wanted 2 have her there it would have been a no long thing issue, i really fear 4 these girls ooo if there is anything we can do 2 help em out sum1 should pls tell mii
RomanceRe: Whatz D New Craze About Secondary School Girlz by tonte(m): 12:02am On Dec 18, 2008
they always think gettin matured is all about having sex sooo they fall in love with the kind of kokomycin dat their mates cn't give , so they come easily and am surprsed at the ease with which they get available, meet her 2day and 4 sure 2maw ur hittin booty tite, maybe 2 days if ur a jew man sum 1 start talkin sense 2 these young and dumb chics oooo
EducationRe: Crazy Things You Did In High School? by tonte(m): 9:59pm On Dec 11, 2008
i was well known among ma boys as d best peepin thomas in ma set i saw every set of jugs and pubic hair of every girl in ma class,
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in jss 1 mii and ma homeboy fell off the branch of a tree in girls hostel we climbed 4rm outside, and we got the beating of our lives 4rm girls as in the whole pleasure 4rm seein naked girls turned 2 instant pain

in jss 2 i was caught red handed i FGC Kwali by the vice principal shiting at d bac of a class he immediately ordered the staff beside him 2 get mii but truse now, the guy ran d longest distance of his life but he caught mii, by this time i had left ma slippers on the road ,while i was dragged bac 2 d vp's office i was beate by some girls that recognised mii 4rm the tree fallin incident, it was bad. when i got into the vp's office the beatin was hell b4 i was pardorned, brb
CrimeRe: ROLEX MAIL SCAM: I Have Reached Payout But No Payment!!! by tonte(m): 12:36pm On Aug 07, 2008
did any of u people upgrade on rolex mails??
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Beat Ladies? by tonte(m): 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2008
@Bleep-nl. Na woman go kill you.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Paid Militants 1.4 Billion Naira by tonte(m): 1:19pm On Jul 24, 2008
well somebody has 2 start askin questions here',,imagine mii readin ma ass off last semester and still got stained with an "F'' and some of ma paternal et maternal brothers and he sisters are just chillin with some of the most sophisiticated weapons in d world gettin settled,,, am sure i have missed ma calling in life, that calling am sure was to b a militant!!!!! God help mii
RomanceRe: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by tonte(m): 8:48pm On Jun 23, 2008
nobody should come near ma sister afterall i didn't go after ur own sister
Christianity EtcRe: Pay Your Tithe Or Save A Relative's Life? by tonte(m): 7:49pm On Jun 23, 2008
in the first place i am of the opinion that tithe paying is a thing of the old testament if not y do we not get burnt offerings and other things i just feel d pastors know well that tithe paying would be beneficial 2 them. In the bible tithe was meant 4 levites,widows,orphans and strangers, now in nigeria i don't think there any levites, widows are hardly taken care of, and nobody even recognises strangers in d house of the lord so lets just stop all this tithe mumbo jumbo. tithe is not even supposed 2 be money its 1/10 of the farm produce u get and it is supposed 2 be paid once in 3 yrs and its even 1/10 of wat u getin the third year but in naija na everymonth tithes are paid, some churches have deviced methods of knowin who has paid and who hasn't paid
some other churches call tithe payers out 2 pray 4 them infact the whole tithe thing has been hijacked i don't pay tithes but get blessed by our good Lord so pls save ur relative's and even ur enemy's life b4 u think of tithe
RomanceRe: Love Is Unfair: Why Don't Ugly Girls Get Love? by tonte(m): 4:52pm On Jun 17, 2008
God loves ugly girls u know
RomanceRe: Most Barrack Girls Are Worst Than Prostitute True Or False? by tonte(m): 4:46pm On Jun 17, 2008
a barrack girl is like everyother girl just dat they give easily but i don't understand, When a chic makes tins hard 4 us we go dey vex, now barrack girls have come 2 our rescue u call em hoes, let mii tell u all girls(98% of girls anywhere) are hoes sum are coded, while sum don't give a shit. and about marryin a barrack girl dats only if after 90 days pf dry fast results in mii not findin anythin wrong wiv her

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