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Toks2008:
This is why i no dey near any hot chic of 25years and below because body still they catch them like elctric fish.

But most of those wey don near 30 go don calm down very well and thats the best timve to strike and you will see such ladies dating a guy that they may never ever consider if time was still on their side..

Its like there is one familiar spirit controlling them at their young age,always flaunting their body and if possible sef they wil go almost naked flaunting boobs and buttocks bi ala fi se.

You made sense but they have turned to public toilet


Do you know what it means when you hear so so and so so men have dated your wife ...then she keeps telling you so so ex

When a lady must have dated upbto 20 men


Dude run

Your dick won't satisfy her

She have seen the best and you aint seen nothing

Toks2008:
You don't need a pretty face or a curvy body to make a cute responsible man fall in love with you.

Any man whether responsible or irresponsible,good or bad can get attracted to a curvy pretty chic at instant glance but that is where the danger lies because even when most men are only willing to have a taste of your curves,most outwardly pretty ladies tend to fool themselves with the fact that they are getting attention from many men because indeed that is where it mostly ends.ATTENTION.

Have you ever bothered to ask why the not too outwardly beautiful chics are getting married quickly and also getting hooked to super cute responsible men while most sweet looking chics keep jumping from one man to another?

Have you wondered why many ladies with costly Brazilian hair and sophisticated looks keep losing their men to ladies on low cut with simple looks?


Here are some reasons and i hope it makes sense to you all.

1.Arrogance: The supposed not too beautiful ones with simple looks are humble.submissive,non abusive and level headed while the supposed outwardly beautiful ones can't just seem to pipe down and be serene with the men in their lives because they always have the subconscious believe that men will always come for them just to realize too late that most of the men that come for them do not actually come for them but for their body and of-course after having their way with them will likely dump them and move on to the next available sweet chic around.

2.Highest bidder: Many ladies with hot bodies tend to have this subliminal feelings that they are too hot for just any man with little cash to have so they tend to hope for a rich dude to buy them and they unfortunately realize too late that a rich man has enough money to buy as many hot chics as he can afford and once the guy has spent a ample sum on her if she is lucky to find one, she will be relegated and a new chic will definitely come on board.

3.Excessive body flaunting: When you flaunt your body as a hot girl,you are simply acting like a decoy and we all know how people treat sample products,they are showcased for people to see,touch and test and when its time to buy the actual product, we tend to demand for the ones sealed in the carton so the more you flaunt that sexy curve the more you are passing an indecent message to the guys.

4.Attention lovers: Yes its quite fascinating to be admired and wanted by many men and this feeling can keep many hot chics unmarried for a very long time because the admiration they enjoy from men is so overwhelming that they can't just imagine giving that up to be with a man.

5.Being too picky: I will not blame any hot chic for this but then many of them just don't know when to back down as they wil be bent on having a dude to compliment their hotness but unfortunately it does not work this way in the real world and they tend to realize too late and just pick any available one and this is why you see many hot chics ending up with guys that do not match up at all and this is because they have given up sweet guys hoping to get drop dead gorgeous ones.


My advice to ladies generally whether hot or not is Just to keep a level head and be humble and trust me, even the most handsome and responsible men will come begging to have you for keeps.

Its never about outward beauty but its all about the beauty of the mind and even a man who have sworn to date or marry a super curvy chic will melt if he comes across a humble,submissive,non abusive straight shaped lady with a quality of a real virtuous wife.

Guys are wiser now and a reasonable man will not mind to marry a humble respectful ugly lady rather than have a manner-less and sharp tongued sex symbol as a wife but would rather bleep and dump such.

Hope this helps

The bottom line hot girls are girlfriend material and they are the ones you take to club and strip parties ..but no reasonable man takes and exposes the level headed girl .she is wife material


Who wants to marry a woman that uses a BlackBerry passport and iPhone 7 ....while the dude is using his simple infinix


The best thing to hot girls fuckkkk em and dump em

And you won't even enjoy the Toto because too much passage and the Toto has turned a thorough fare so why border to keep a lady that has a well as a Toto

Go for the tight Toto and you get them in level headed woman


The hot girl won't even want to wash beans for akara or moimoi so her manicure won't be spoilt and she will kill you once she lacks her transparent soap and St eves creams ...get used to Elizabeth Arden cosmetics and make Mary Kay your assesory ...forget what it means to manage


In short she is a disaster waiting to happen

Marry her at your own risk


Who wants a complicated woman in a complicated society


The simple lady balances it


I will go for that girl that will use 1k cook good food and the one that her Toto grips my abunna


Life is too short and simple

Ugomba:
hahahaha are u dumb? If Oluado Equaino was not Igbo, then what tribe was he from?

Do me a favour nwanne


Chefuo ewu ahu ana akpo coolitempa
She is frustrated ...an Igbo man dumped her for an Igbo lady so she is bitter


Don't muddle yourself with that haemophiliac

coolitempa:
Mor0n....Google is your friend....given his narratives...it has been established that he was from the SS....continue to fool ur selves.....

Have you ever read that book he wrote

Well I am not surprised that isn't your forte

I will advise you to read that book that is if you have the ability to comprehend

WIZGUY69:
God!

one mofo even said there's no hut in alaibo.
definitely, there must be another alaibo, not the one in Nigeria (west Africa)

No body is saying there is no hut but what I am saying is that I have never seen hut in my place ...Nnewi south and anambra and I am grown

There might be huts but I have never seen one


You might not believe this but that's a fact

Okeikpu:
Hustling things Ejerem mba Finland..... But echighatagom back. How's ya family

Udo....ha wusa...kedu ka summer di?

so ur igbo by association and induction...no wonder

Wulfruna:
I was at Federal Government Girls' College, Onitsha for 4 years. That was a while ago, though. I still hang around a lot of Igbos. My local church here (I live in the UK) is a small Igbo congregation. Service is conducted largely in Igbo. My best friend and my fiance, both Igbo, both from Anambra, brought me to the church.

aim5:
Very sure.

Clap for yourself

Okeikpu:
. Agu nnaa how far

Udo ...where have you been all these while

aim5:
Just like you Igbos have mastered the international drug trade. And I've heard that your so called expensive and classy Igbo girls dominate a lot of brothels in Nigeria, so don't spew rubbish you punk.

Are u sure

OBAFEMIawolowo:
na you sabi, there's nothing to fray about for, Nigeria is still very underdeveloped. We should channel our effort into developing our various places. Lagos remains the most developed place in Nigeria and by virtue of location, its a yoruba land but my concern is that the difference between Lagos and other yoruba area is thick, development in southeast is more even than in southwest but I think should focus on making Nigeria better.

DONT DECIEVE YOURSELF...LAGOS IS AN EGUN AND AWORI LAND...WE KNOW FROM OYO EMPIRE OR OYO ARE YORUBA....BUT TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. YORUBA ARE LAGGING BEHIND DEVELOPEMENTALLY FROM MDG GOALS, TO HUMAN CAPITAL AND DECENT HOMES. GO TO YORUBA VILLAGES AND TOWNS. YOU WILL BE SHOCKED AND AWED



They should come down from their high horse. they can do it, they can rebuild....lagos was and is built by the whole nigeria no TRIBE CAN TAKE THAT CREDIT. just like ABUJA

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO ENGLISH LANGUAGE? YOU SEE THE EFFECT OF ARABIC AND QORANIC EDUCATION


Is this english that you wrote below?

disumusa:
if you have all these, why craying for maginalization,oppretion every second.

you will live long.... and as a yoruba man, your people will descend on you...when they all claim lagos now this is the effect of every yoruba man claiming lagosian....they abandoned other places to rot . and this is the resultant effect. they cant even lay claim to lagos fully and be boastful of ibadan

port harcourt real igbo name is igweocha but you will not hear every igbo man claiming port, we have other economic viable cities

the same way we have enugu and onitsha and other tourist cities like owerri and educational towns like Nsuka and Uturu


So i think yoruba should jettison this every yoruba is ca lagosian and have common wealth and have en developement of their region...the whole USA cant claim New York

There must be even developement and that is what the yoruba are not seeing


let us assume in term of external agression, lagos is very vulnerable been at border and over looking the sea. are yourubas not thinking of buffer zone


the same reason USA moved capital from New York to Washington
the same way Nigeria moved it from lagos to Abuja
the same way Onitsha and Port is igbo cities and Enugu administartive capital


people should be pro active

the same way isreal used Tel Aviv for capital instead of jerusalem



So i think the yoruba has to forget I get am before syndrome, focus on even developement, forget prostration and tell their elders they are messing up and also forget traditions, too much tradition is dragging people backwards.... the role of their kings must be reduced minimally


then they should make sure they go to their villages always be it christmas or sallah, you cant claim lagos and sacrifice your origin....


this will amke you develope your places

OBAFEMIawolowo:
This thread sha, ibos putting up pictures and also the Yoruba's. No place is really cool in lagos aside ikoyi, vi, lekki and some part of surulere.

Lagos shouldn't be a boasting right for Yorubas, aside lagos, what else?

noted ...lol

BuddahMonk:
I have understood the reason, a yoruba man said its because their people lack Vitamin A so their sighting won't be that clear

angelberton:
Is human sacrifice or ritualism not terrorism? Is armed robbery not terrorism? Is kidnapping not terrorism?

Where are the chibok girls ?

BuddahMonk:
Who made him the head of the muslims in Nigeria and why must he be the one to sight the moon and ask others to ignore you sighting because your aruna ?


Why do they kill you during riot in North if they don't consider you inferior.


To be sincere if Igbos were to be muslims Sultan won't be sighting the moon always, if he sights in sokoto somebody in umuahia will be sighting for the Igbos.

Now this is funny


Igbo even attempted to be a pope

But wait how can they allow sultan to sight moon ...na only am get eyes

AlPeter:
All the tribal threads today again have been by Igbos are you guys Jobless?

Must you call Igbo ...why can't you answer the questions of Yoruba Islam

BuddahMonk:
I have heard of only three Igbo muslims in my life, one in biri kam biri of Oliver Decouq Abdul Azeez Chibuzor Udeh, one traditional ruler in Imo State, the Corpse member that just converted and charity Uzoka from Asaba that converted last years.

To be sincere am yet to see one with my very eyes.

Take this or leave it ...I am an Igbo man and I know how we roll ...we see business opportunity in everything ...so when you hear that an Igbo is a Muslim know that he has collected money from one stupid alahaji


But serious I am in my 30s and I have not seen an Igbo Muslim before ....where are they. .it are they only online


Now pls showcase them to me
An Igbo can be a Judaist or traditionalist not Muslim


How do you explain that to your kinsmen

Ostracism is the case

aim5:
Just like you Igbos have mastered the international drug trade. And I've heard that your so called expensive and classy Igbo girls dominate a lot of brothels in Nigeria, so don't spew rubbish you punk.

That is as a result of edo influence ...now go use your tarmac at your kitchen


You know you guys fly and tell all those Benin boys carrying sticks with nails at the bypass to stay clear otherwise I will run em down


IPA laoh

vicadex07:
Really

We don't make mouth. We just go for it. Our history screams of our exploits.

You remember biafran war? Igbo people used your land as military base without your permission. Your people who antagonized them were mauled and massacred. Your women were used for target practice. Your almighty Oba never dared them. Did u remember what happened when they attempted to step into Yoruba border at Ore? Am sure you know. The civil war ended not up to 50yrs ago so the memories are still fresh and the facts can never be twisted by your elders who like twisting history to massage their ego.

General Obasanjo led a handful of Yoruba soldiers to the Ore border, then defeated and chased those biafran flattheads back to the east. That point marked the beginning of the end of the civil war.

The igbos call us cowards cos they couldn't stand up to us. They are still pained till date.

If you wan form vandame, make una try war with Yoruba na. E be like say your juju dey shack you...dindirin.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwest_Invasion_of_1967

Read and enjoy

Igbo had a run through of Yoruba land in Biafra from akoko up till ore


Pls obasanjo never fought he took a bullet in the assss so don't revise history here


Now thank your Hausa and Russian mercenaries

bokohalal:
The problem is seeing Edo as an ethnic group. It was actually a caste in pre-colonial Nigeria. I have compared them to the Brahmins in Hinduism. It was not a religious thing but everyone knew their place in the pyramid and Edo was without a doubt, on top. Pyramid. The base is bigger.
Agha se Edo
Edo ro odion
Edo gha se oghomwam
Edo ro odion

Which edo

Is it the one I lived in at siluko after oliha or is it ikpoba

Which one is at the top of pyramid biko

vicadex07:
You shall never do well modafuka. Edo people...those tiny rats. All of una combined, no reach 1% of Yoruba population worldwide. I have never heard of any edo person making giants strides, new discoveries or inventions both here in Nigeria or worldwide yet they claim one phantom benin "empire". Other tribes disassociate themselves from you cos of your notoriority in international Prostitution, Cultism, armed robbery(Anini and co), and diabolism.

Were you blind when this same OP created a thread saying Edos historically own Lagos and that the Yorubas Oduduwa was actually an edo prince. Go through his profile if you didn't see it. If you're a thorough edo man am sure you would have also heard this fable or something similar from your people. You can google it if in doubt

I repeat and reiterate, you guys should never ever compare yourself to the great Yoruba people else you shall be disgraced. The Igbos are your mates and you can continue dragging seniority with them fool cos I can see you're both proud idiots. At least both of you have arrogance in common. If you come at me again u will regret it.

Now your stupid ...can't you make statement without calling Igbo ...are Igbo your nightmare


Why do you always look up o Igbo for assistance

Face your Benin cousin


From historical point of view oduduwa was a Benin prince and mythological point of view the same oduduwa fell from sky holding cock and something fetish


So far e your Benin cousin and don't you mention Igbo in your madness cos Igbo are leagues above you

Moheat:
Go and read wide or better still listen to the news. You talk of ritualists yolobas are at the forefront, have you forgotten Soka in Ibadan not to mention all those rituals places in Ijebu. Is it armed robbery? Google Oyenusi, Shina Rambo, Mofu Olosa among others. Thuggery is deep rooted in Yoloba land. Like I mention earlier for the flat heads Igbo when that your dead dream failed to actualize I am talking about Biafruad and Buhari finishes with you guys then Edo people go get una time. We dont want the Igbos to suffer double jeopardy

Don't forget mid west invasion how the biafran army took over the whole edo in less than 24hr and oba was forced to kneel and beg

Don't forget biafran Midwest invasion ....go and give thanksgiving for Hausa and international collabo saving your ass

aim5:
Over bloated? You ignorant fool. If anything Edo history is underrated. And very rarely will you hear Edo people brag about how powerful or mighty they are all the time.. it's always the insecure weak asss Igbos or the annoying hypocritical Yorubas with their illogical lies. Oh how I wish the British wouldn't have set foot near present day Nigeria.. wouldn't have had to deal with either Igbo or Yoruba.

Now that is over bloated ...but how will edo claim supremacy

Igbo presented NRI and Igbo ukwu civilisation


Yoruba presented ife civilisation


All these long before the small edo gathered momentum


So stop peddling edo

I know this man..used to give him money when I was around anthony


very diligent dude


SHOW ME A MAN WHO IS DILIGENT IN WHAT HE DOES, HE WILL FEED IN THE PRESENCE OF PRINCE AND PRINCESSES
...BIBLE
#



This bro proved it and TONYCHRISTOPHER IS a living witness

donigspain:
You guys remember my #NoHandsButStillClapping Guinness #MadeOfBlack Hero, right? You can read earlier story here >> https://www.nairaland.com/2576062/present-hero

His name is Adekunle Adebisi. He is married to a beautiful wife and they're blessed with two awesome kids.

It all got down real good for him today as Guinness Nigeria crew gave him a surprise visit at his duty post. He later revealed to Guinness that he has been sweeping for the past 12 years! Can you beat that!!!

Guinness Nigeria, on the other hand, came with lots of goodies and promises for Adekunle. Sorry guys, I'm not allowed to divulge in details all that Guinness Nigeria had in stock for him... Yea, yea, you know... proprietary stuff.

My #MadeOfBlack Hero was all smiles and thankful. He just couldn't hold back the joy. *teary eyes* I'm so happy to know that God used me (@Henrikachi) and YOU all to remember this unknown and unsung hero. This is how the society should function; celebrating those who against all odds keep pushing for a better Nigeria.

Special thanks to Guinness Nigeria (@guinnessvip), Dotun (@Dotuncoolfm), @Omojuwa, @IamDorobucci, Mannie (@manipulator77), Tonydoo (@tonydoovisuals), Nairaland, Pulse NG (@pulsenigeria247).

My name is Henry Igwe; I am made of LOVE FOR HUMANITY... I am Made of Black!

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1. In pre-contact Hawaiian culture, everyone had public names for their genitals. Hawaiian royalty and commoners each had their own genital chants which described their sex organs both figuratively and literally. Called mele ma‘is, the genital chants were a celebration of the future generations boys and girls would sire. Plus, naming your genitals sounds a lot better than this euphemistic va-jay-jay business.

2. In the Sambian tribe of New Guinea, young men are kept away from women for a set period of time and must fellate and then swallow the semen of the tribe's mightiest warriors. It's just a part of growing up.

3. In the Trobriander tribe of Papa New Guinea, children start engaging in sexual activity as early as age 6 to 12. Women are just as active as men in pursuing sexual encounters. There's no social stigma involved.

4. Some believe that in ancient Egypt, it was thought that the ebb and flow of the Nile was caused by the creation god Atum's ejaculation. Because of this, pharaohs ritually masturbated into the famous river.

5. Homosexuality was socially significant in ancient Greece (this isn't the weird part), with a particular focus on relationships between older gentlemen and young boys, or pederasty. The real stigma was when the two men of the same age and social class were getting it on, because being the bottom was thought to be feminizing, and sex was better off between people who already had a skewed power dynamic. Yeah, it's weird.

6. The Guajiro people of Colombia engage in a ceremonial dance in which if a young lady trips a young man while dancing, they must have sex.

7. Male homosexuality and same-sex marriages were prominent for centuries in the Siwa tribe of Egypt. If men didn't act gay, they were considered outcasts.

8. The little island of Inis Beag, off the coast of Ireland, is considered to be one of the most sexually repressed societies ever. Adults keep their underwear on during all sexual encounters and people consider intercourse to be hard on their health.

9. Mangaia, a tiny island in the South Pacific, is home to some of the earliest and most advanced sexual education. Starting at 13, boys have sex with older women who teach them restraint and how to last longer to please a woman. Amen.

10. In the Mehinaku village in Brazil, men compete for sex with women by giving them gifts of fish.

11. The Kreung tribe in Cambodia built love huts for their girls when they reached their mid-teens. Different boys spend a night in the hut with the young girls until she finally finds a match. Divorce is illegal here, so think of the love hut as the sexual Sorting Hat.

12. In the Middle Ages, the church dictated that the missionary position was the only proper way to have sex. Coitus a tergo (you know, doing it from behind) was, of course, listed as the most shameful.

13. The Aweikoma of Brazil play it real simple and use the same word for eating and sex, since both involve taking something into your body. Great things, might I add.

14. Some tribes in the Himalayas practice polyandry, where brothers all share one sex partner. It's done so that their farm land doesn't become overpopulated with children.

15. In the Marquesas Islands, it was considered just fine to witness your parents doing the deed.

from tonychristopher




http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/weirdest-sex-rituals-throught-the-world

nice body, no stretch mark, great smile


but why is the feet darker?



all in all


Nice pics

contactmorak:
The actress turned politician is actually one of the few irresistibly appealing Yoruba actress out there....

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/09/sexy-yoruba-actress-funke-adesiyan.html

This is barberic...yes I know men are possesive but this is been taken so far

onlyme12:
This is beyond WICKEDNESS. The only thing the police IG can do to say he isn’t in support of this or this will never be tolerated in the Nigerian Police Force is for this man to be dismissed and prosecuted. Sometimes things like this needs to be done so that it never repeats itself and so that others can learn from it. Being a police man does not make you superior than other citizens. Anyway, WARDC (a group that fights for women) are already on the case, but the IG needs to make this man a scape goat. It’s beyond wicked.

Source: http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=7703

Nice park

Ritchiee:
AMUSE YOURSELVES HERE AND YOU WOULD NEVER BE SAD AGAIN..SOUTH WEST STILL TAKING THE GLORY...

You see, afterall africa gave them cold homes

ezeagu:
I agree, it's funny, because the people we think we are copying are going back to our own ways of conservation and environmental consciousness. They now eat organic foods, use natural/rustic cutlery and furniture and live in mud houses worth millions. This is Smith, Will Smith family home which is based on African and Mediterranean architecture. It's worth over 50 million dollars and look at all the greenery around it.

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And this is a house built with mud:

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