₦airaland Forum

They were no criminal gangs .They were members of Nigeria army. I still saw their chopper hovering over the whole place this morning.

ClassRep001:
Ipod youths right now wishing it was iwobi or Moses who scored.

Igbos after seeing the news

Moses is not Igbo

It is good to be an achiever because the world will always celebrate you

Thank God this is coming from a full breeded Igbo man.

Chai!! This is a severe case of Tramadol effect

Mtcheww, paying more attention to carnival than education.

mistacoco:
I told her is better you even be a house wife than acting in such manner.

Why do you need advice when the answer is starring at you from your statement

Building engineers need to live up to their mettle in that area. At least put situation like this into consideration in the course their designs

Maket:
During GEJ, OBJ claims he trained killers squad to eliminate people in which him OBJ was in the list. The same OBJ is still talking today (DEATH MAN DON'T talk). What joy does OBJ derieved from Assassinating people's CHARACTERS?
He had said it in his book that he prefers BUHARI jailing him to JONATHAN burying this country with corruption. The time is rightly here for BABA to sacrifice himself for the country.
Why did we hated Gej for doing nothing and hating Buhari for doing something? What do we really want in this country?

No Nigeria politician has good reputation,Buhari inclusive. So what is there to assassinate?

I used to be stern supporter of Buhari. When I found out he's found guilty of the same reason I voted GEJ out(security challenges and corruption). Then he's not credible enough for me.

The only that thing that puzzle me at the moment is the fact that there is no credible person among the interested candidates come 2019.

But this bad!! Even Tokunbo bus is so hard to buy?

You gat to be kidding me Who the heck is this guy? He's damn too good a teacher.

Hello Nairalanders,I used to embark on journeys en route Onitsha but always skeptical on a choice of bread.
Being a lover of bread, i need some recommendations on very good, sweet, soft and fresh bread from that city.
Thanks

Knife in self defence? That was a terrible mistake .

Mtchewww! Bunch of gangstars

ANSOM:
Could this be an impending volcanic eruption?

Before a volcano erupts, there is normally an increase in earthquakes and tremors near and under the volcano. These are caused by magma (molten rock) pushing upward through the rock under the volcano.

The ground may crack open and allow steam to escape.

Gases such as carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulfide, a gas that smells like eggs gone bad, frequently are present and escape in seams along mountainous rocks.

Hot springs in the area around the volcano may appear or change in appearance and temperature.

It is really shocking that so-called "Environmental Analysts" couldn't decipher what is about to happen and "Health Experts" are advising residents in the area to take "2 tins of milk daily to prevent a health crisis.

So laughable!

Lalasticlala

That was the first thing that struck my mind when i started reading the story.Water dries up,foul smell accompanied by fire in a rocky area. That is a sign of imminent volcanic eruption.

Even the facebook user has no light to charge his phone Yet some people would kill because of Buhari. SMH

sarmy:
Why is it that we always ignore important issues and attack whoever is raising the issue, the only way nigeria can move forward is when we all comdem bad things no matter who calls our attention to it.

Obj is saying the truth.

My brother , I tire for this people oo. Obj is not a saint and we know that. Does that remove the fact that he's telling the truth? The handwriting is on the wall for everyone to see. There are a lot of lapses about the way this country is ran by Buhari and is not worth anybody's silence.

Miss

Where is AY oo. Nigeria has got talents in comic world .

Chai!! What a waste of votes

These are some hilarious tips to make your wife happy and avoid quarrels in the house. No too much stories. Enjoy

1. Always leave money in your pocket for her to take ;not steal oh. The higher the denomination the higher the respect. If you leave N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of highest respect, leave hard currency. This is necessary. When she wakes up in the morning, you 'll see how happy she's because she has succeeded

2. Never ever argue with her on the price of anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k, don't argue. Just give her the money. No need calling mama Sidi to ask how much it actually is. It brings about "see finish" (Se o tan e!). If she tells you no milk give her the money, don't go checking the cupboard to ensure it's actually finished.

3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she looks like monkey licking lime, tell her she's the most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.

4. Give her money even if she's working. Women love men's money. I don't know why . Give her without her asking you. It increases respect. Give her money to perm her hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100 recharge card.

5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return home without anything for madam. Am so used to it that i bought home worm medicine once.

6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg. Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh holding your head and belle.

7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all about you. Don't come home and say "mama John go wait me for room" or you come home smiling and tell her "conji de do me" without asking how she is.

8. Go out with her whether you 've a car or not. I know a lady the only time she entered her hubs car was when she was in labour! It's not good, brother.

9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours . Wives don't steal but take. Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.

10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if the egusi is just water and leaves on one side while melon is on the other, lick your hands. Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for marry caterer.

11. When you come home in the evening always have your bath especially before the other room biz. This is very important if you are a truck pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to lick your sweat.

12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle. Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy shoes into the house or use your shoe to climb the bed. It brings about "see finish."

13. When she travels for only one week with the children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and spoons in the house and pile them up for her to come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes for her to come wash. She's not a washing machine.

14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to come open the gate for you. She's not your GM. If you know you are a bat get a GM to be opening gate for you.

15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish. Take her to the beach even if it's Osun Osogbo river .
THE END

Go Bleep yourself in hell. Asshole

Spoiled brats

YoungFr:
Did you taste the wife or how do you know the wife is more sweeter, you have some unanswered questions from the counsel of Elders

I only said sweet on the face ,not down below.

KidsNEXTdoor:
Women be like moi moi
You don't know what you get until you Unwrap them..

So don't judge

Chai!! Be nice

Some men can be so funny with their choice of girls.


The wife is far sweeter than the so called slay queen and yet falling head over heels for her. Abi na jazz?

MOVED ON AND YOU ARE NOT MY PA NEITHER MY SECRETARY HENCEFORTH FROM ANYTHING THAT CONCERNS ME.

Simple and direct. I don't know why this lady would not let by gone be by gone

Na wah oo.The guy is really pained

Chai !! When you think you have seen it all in Nigeria is when you see someone doing a reverse in a roundabout
Even juju sef don upgrade. Ogogoro nor sweet for their mouth again . Na fruit juice remain for them to flex now.