₦airaland Forum

Even the facebook user has no light to charge his phone Yet some people would kill because of Buhari. SMH

sarmy:
Why is it that we always ignore important issues and attack whoever is raising the issue, the only way nigeria can move forward is when we all comdem bad things no matter who calls our attention to it.

Obj is saying the truth.

My brother , I tire for this people oo. Obj is not a saint and we know that. Does that remove the fact that he's telling the truth? The handwriting is on the wall for everyone to see. There are a lot of lapses about the way this country is ran by Buhari and is not worth anybody's silence.

Miss

Where is AY oo. Nigeria has got talents in comic world .

Chai!! What a waste of votes

These are some hilarious tips to make your wife happy and avoid quarrels in the house. No too much stories. Enjoy

1. Always leave money in your pocket for her to take ;not steal oh. The higher the denomination the higher the respect. If you leave N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of highest respect, leave hard currency. This is necessary. When she wakes up in the morning, you 'll see how happy she's because she has succeeded

2. Never ever argue with her on the price of anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k, don't argue. Just give her the money. No need calling mama Sidi to ask how much it actually is. It brings about "see finish" (Se o tan e!). If she tells you no milk give her the money, don't go checking the cupboard to ensure it's actually finished.

3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she looks like monkey licking lime, tell her she's the most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.

4. Give her money even if she's working. Women love men's money. I don't know why . Give her without her asking you. It increases respect. Give her money to perm her hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100 recharge card.

5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return home without anything for madam. Am so used to it that i bought home worm medicine once.

6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg. Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh holding your head and belle.

7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all about you. Don't come home and say "mama John go wait me for room" or you come home smiling and tell her "conji de do me" without asking how she is.

8. Go out with her whether you 've a car or not. I know a lady the only time she entered her hubs car was when she was in labour! It's not good, brother.

9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours . Wives don't steal but take. Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.

10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if the egusi is just water and leaves on one side while melon is on the other, lick your hands. Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for marry caterer.

11. When you come home in the evening always have your bath especially before the other room biz. This is very important if you are a truck pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to lick your sweat.

12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle. Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy shoes into the house or use your shoe to climb the bed. It brings about "see finish."

13. When she travels for only one week with the children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and spoons in the house and pile them up for her to come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes for her to come wash. She's not a washing machine.

14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to come open the gate for you. She's not your GM. If you know you are a bat get a GM to be opening gate for you.

15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish. Take her to the beach even if it's Osun Osogbo river .
THE END

Go Bleep yourself in hell. Asshole

Spoiled brats

YoungFr:
Did you taste the wife or how do you know the wife is more sweeter, you have some unanswered questions from the counsel of Elders

I only said sweet on the face ,not down below.

KidsNEXTdoor:
Women be like moi moi
You don't know what you get until you Unwrap them..

So don't judge

Chai!! Be nice

Some men can be so funny with their choice of girls.


The wife is far sweeter than the so called slay queen and yet falling head over heels for her. Abi na jazz?

MOVED ON AND YOU ARE NOT MY PA NEITHER MY SECRETARY HENCEFORTH FROM ANYTHING THAT CONCERNS ME.

Simple and direct. I don't know why this lady would not let by gone be by gone

Na wah oo.The guy is really pained

Chai !! When you think you have seen it all in Nigeria is when you see someone doing a reverse in a roundabout
Even juju sef don upgrade. Ogogoro nor sweet for their mouth again . Na fruit juice remain for them to flex now.

I know he knew that he knew he lied

Ididi is 21years old All these old men from Africa taking prizes that are meant for children.

And he's happy taking it

tesppidd:
And Yinka ODEmakin is not speaking as secretary of afenifere.

He is speaking as a PDP wailer.

Falsehood, cursing and propaganda can never return PDP to power.

Buhari till 2023.
APC till 2055.

Can we just leave politics aside and face reality. You and I know he lied to Trump.

Some people call them herdsmen ,some call them militia. Whichever way ,they represent one evil interest. They kill and maim. I have witnessed their killings so there is no gain saying about it

See beauty without makeup

Unlike some people that always empty pancake factory on their face. Some be like they drop them inside hot groundnut oil in the name of bleaching. Am proud to be black.

And someone was busy recording

Something has to be done about this obsession.

The guy is a suspect but not the key suspect. The real suspects always wield AK 47

Fooooools!! Omo Agege is in his house right now eating hot eba and banga soup. THere come his foolish followers in handcuffs. Follow Nigeria politicians at your own peril .In as much as i hate Saraki and anything he stands for, it is not enough for me to commend Omo Agege for his political gangsterism.

Are they saying Omo Agege will die in three tears time?

This man has spoken my mind

Time to be self righteous when they kill on daily basis

The lady looking at her like thunder fire you there. I wish this is otapiapia

When snake swallow 36million naira in Naija, una think say na only Naija such wonders dey.Cocaine jump enter somebody bag for US una nor see am. Now wen mice don go smoke 540kg of Igbo for Argentina, wetin una wan talk again?

MissRaine69:
I agree my view has always been no man was born bad his experience(s) with women is what made him that way. Like this guy for expample what made the woman think it was ok is beyond me

One aspect that worries me in relationships is when one of the parties involved is too arrogant to admit his or her wrong(s).That factor is a major cause of many conflicts in relationships.

Just imagine the couple in question,instead of the young lady to accept the fact that the guy is not cool with her actions and promise to stop it.

All she could mutter is "take your card, don't insult me because of money". The guy would definitely be heart broken with that statement.

MissRaine69:
That’s why she donates it easily she did not work for it!

I have come across some few ladies being holders of bf/husbands ATM,yet no issues.

The dangerous aspect are other guys with such good heart, would be discouraged from the kind gesture after reading stuff like this.

Honestly,she is not a spend drift but my issue is that she dashes people money

Is it her money?

solablings:
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This one na Jet Lee oo

When will Nigeria have the balls to jail corrupt Governors let alone president?