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Lmao

DavidDylan:
Tope - professional thread derailer . . . na railway station you dey work?

Babe no mind me o

Pataki:
My dear why are you? Do you want me to test it on you so that all these guys after you on nairaland will start to ''parada'' and let you be.

Ordinarily today, that word must have been used over 500 times in the romance section. Someone even started a thread of where he is been threatened by Magun and what can he do.

Lmao . . . . . .  
But No thanks dont try it on me. ese

Pataki:
Magun the most celebrated romance medicine of our time!!!!

How can u say that
I'm disappointed

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=3835.msg3177903#msg3177903 date=1228346679]He is villainous!!!![/quote]We'd see about that

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=3835.msg3177884#msg3177884 date=1228346257]Heard about Magun?? I have laced u. [/quote]
Well i shudnt be surprised
very typical of jackal

StephenP:
Hmm . . . I know I didn't teach you that. I only remember teaching you to be more flexible with your legs and such but not that.

Yeah . . . . . amongst other things

I learned from the best honey

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=3835.msg3177827#msg3177827 date=1228345507]Debo can't hit a barn door. . . . . . .His missus told me he is a lazy lad.[/quote]
Then i'll go back to my stephen, he already wants me back anyhoo

Yes u are
U r always mean

StephenP:
*cough* Oh really?.

Baby, u know we both have an understanding as to where we stand with each other
And have have been with Daphoenix all this while and i didnt complain but u know all u have to do is claim ya girl and I'm urs again

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=203471.msg3177805#msg3177805 date=1228345120]Thatz the spirit. . . . . . .
U can start by shagging the dude's brother or cousin!!![/quote]Lmao
U r mean, ahn ahn

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=3835.msg3177798#msg3177798 date=1228345028]Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was a ONE-OFF. [/quote]
Dont lemme leave u for debo o

debosky:
The more important question is are YOU single? ^{*I no want wahala from brap! brap! boys - Brash, Chamo and co.*}  

Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brash n i broke up na
Altho im with sauron now

debosky:
Unfortunately this is common in a lot of young couples - you date someone for the attraction, the chemistry, the increased heart rate when you're around them. But often times, you don't get to do other things except boyfriend and girlfriend stuff - dates, romantic dinners and the like.

most of the time, before meeting this 'special someone' you have friends who you've grown together and share interests with - those ones are the ones that truly know you and share your heart.

Sometimes we get lucky and find that person who is already relatively in sync, or we date people we've been friends with first, so the 'normal hanging out' part is already there. In those cases, it's not an issue.

Many times though, the person who drives you crazy is not too crazy about the things you like - after the initial passion dies down, these differences become more evident and break ups usually occur and we wonder 'why did he leave me or why did she leave me? we were so in love'.

relationships are hard work, both parties need to make sure their partners are their very good friends, even if not best friends, and that they share similar passions even if they have others that are not shared. Most importantly, you need to TRY.

One of my gfs LOVED to watch next top model, and it would make me want to break something, but I gritted my teeth and watched it with her, and she appreciated it. Make an effort and you'll reap the benefits later on.

Are u single

ibkaye:
Ye!

lmao
ibk, this thread might be a little bit explicit 4 u 2nite o, because sauron n i have some scores to settle

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=3835.msg3177675#msg3177675 date=1228343176]I was just being CHARITABLE.
Tope is the laziest diva in bed.
Sistawoman, can u please lecture Tope how to WORK IT in the bedroom?

It's a fact, isn't it?[/quote]So what abt the squeezing, holding, biting, scratching, spanking, screaming, and pulling my hair stuffs we did last nite

sistawoman:
No tope that can't be true. Not the way he has been prasing you all day up in my ear. Come collect your man please.

He did? babes did u?

@pataki

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=3835.msg3177608#msg3177608 date=1228342305]What is true?? Tope. . . . .don't start tonight.[/quote]didnt u tell me i dont satisfy u enuff last nite

omi tutu:
@tope

how won't they be unfaithful. . . .

i wonder how high those retro heels back your ass up

u dey craze, no beef my heels
u cheat

Pataki:
Is that true about me too?

u r a king amongst men jare

omi tutu:
All these crass generalisations??

but its true

because they are never satisfied, no matter wat u do

Best artist: Funmi Aragbaiye. What can I say, the lady rocks!
please tell me u joking

Nice interview though

Tgirl4real:
Thanks tope,

but what about yours

coming soon

MrCrackles:
It is Brash day ooo!!

Thank you everyone of you

May we all celebrate more years ahead

U welcome
So where is the party at?

Nice interview HR
Keep up the good work tgirl

OMG
Today is brash Bday

Anywayz HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARL, LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY

leave small boy alone na

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=203020.msg3172969#msg3172969 date=1228255837]Why not??
In this day and age of sex equality. . . . .I wouldn't mind if u are on one knee at Trafalgar square proposing to me on a sunny afternoon.
Make sure the ring is frostbitten though. [/quote]Lol. . . . . . i cannot do it esp with most naija guys and their way of thinking. then u'll hear stuffs like :
'werent u the one that asked me to marry you, did i say i want to marry you, i just said yes out of pity, blah blah' so
i'd rather remain single besides its sexier when a man does it

[quote author=25%more link=topic=203020.msg3172880#msg3172880 date=1228254727]i'm still very young ,fresh, and sexy too so thats for women who are old and very desperate for marriage, anywaxs i dnt any woman should do that no matter how desperate they are. it is a man's job and they should do it. women doing would seem like they are now begging the man to marry them and then the man would use them as their toys afterall weren't she the one who asked him to marry her[/quote]Thatz Cold

Nothing
I just find the words u used funny, thats all

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=202409.msg3172794#msg3172794 date=1228253495]Tope. . . . .I would dump ur ass o.[/quote]u dont have any power over that watsoeva.
i'll tell u when im done with ur ass

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=202409.msg3172803#msg3172803 date=1228253587]@ Topic

Kill Bill Vol.3[/quote]