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myndofgold:
who? stephen?

Buahahahaha
yicob have u lost r marbles 2nite?

@staphen
age aint nuthing but a number

debosky:
@ Tope

I don't like Halle's face, I like moon shaped faces with ponmo lips, so Angie is out as well.

J-lo's butt is too motionless for my taste, and sarlett's boobs are not the cup size I prefer.    

I could mould the woman I want, but it would not be based on 'celebrities' - simply because I am not a movie person and I don't fantasize about them - men's brains work a bit differently to women's.

U r the first guy i know that said that
so scarlett's boobs are big or small, which one
Oya decsribe ur ideal woman for me jor

@sauron
Correct guy
im shocked debo isnt into halle o

yicob:
Tope, where would you and myndofgold love to meet me? I go round the globe.

Meet u where?

@sillyboy

@ Tope. . . give me ur add. . . .and d details go dey there with pix. If no be say u be Atata mi bridesmaid. . . I for charge u ooo

Add ko
put it on ur profile 4 few mins

StephenP:
Ok I just need to ask this. I'm not pointing fingers or anything but why is that when Smurf is online, sillyboy goes offline and vice versa?

Hehehehe. . . they gettin it on YIM na

myndofgold:
in that case, Tope and I will arrange a meeting so we can see for ourselves, because we both need proof

Lol . . .  
Yicob where do u live

debosky:
No it didn't - I am rarely influenced by movies, conventional Western taste in women is generally not attractive to me. I learned what my ideal woman would be from experience - I didn't dream it up. Movies and books like to portray skinny women and that ish, not for me in any sense of it.

Lol . . . . .
I think everyone's ideal partner is all fantasy
I'm sure if u were given a choice to mould the woman u want, you would
U would prolly have halle berry face with angie's lips, scarlett's breast, beyonce's hip along with jlo's ass

@sillyboy
Make i see pichurr first

@Sillyboy
Rara i no they do long distance

debosky:
@ tope

why don't you agree? Can you tell us where you think this 'dark' nonsense emanated from, if not from predominantly English romance books/movie portrayals?

let me give you a typical example - Titanic the lady was pasty white, the dude was a tanned (aka dark) diCaprio. Many more examples abound.

I agree with that a little bit
but not everyone wants tall dark n handsome oo, some prefer light-skinned dudes, some like them fat with potbelly
Every1 has a dream partner but they arent always influenced by books or whateva
I bet u also have an ideal woman, did the idea of ur dream woman come from a book u read or a film u watched too

myndofgold:
yeah, and i agreed with u when u said alot of women don't end up with their "ideal" men
it's because they eventually settle for "whatever", REALISTICALLY speeakin

True talk
A lots of women do settle for whatever esp those who blv their biological time is ticking

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=196455.msg3100705#msg3100705 date=1226956890]WTF!!

That is some bleeped up shit!!

Mcdonalds?? Was that dude high on pot or what??

Let me guess, the wedding was prolly at a drive through chapel somewhere in cali right??



Imagine having my reception in Mr. Biggs or Kilimajaro. [size=18pt]HELLS NO!![/size][/quote]Rofl . . . .

yicob:
U gals re making me feel like hot cake.

pics pls

@debo
i dont agree jare

@chicka
I understand what u mean but i can cannot date, talkless of marry someone shorter than i am
Doesnt have to be tall  but must be taller than moi.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3100664#msg3100664 date=1226956315]Thank you. . . . . .Tell these dreamers, abeg!!![/quote]Handsome wasnt included in the list

@sillyboy
No one on NL makes me go GA-GA jare

16-17yrs? how old are u

StephenP:
Seriously. Someone reading this thread from beginning to the end would think everyone's retarded.

@topic, because our skintone is the shit!

hehehehe

myndofgold:
and the award of "most viewed profile" goes to, tope and smurf

The award for best tatts goes to myndofgold

@sillyboy
check it wella

yicob:
@ tope, inteprete ur siggy.

it means excatly wat it says

@stephen
i guess the mods are not on . . .lol

sillyboy:
@ Tope.

It was at Miami last week. . . .but they can do it for my atata right in my house. . . hope u aint gat phobia for Jersey. some guys they eye u here ooo. . . .u sure say u no go leave that bigboyslim abi werrin he call himself

Me and bigboyslim we sort that out in the bedroom
ABEG HOOK A SISTAH UP

yicob:
Should we just change the title of this thread to Tope and Nairaland tall and black men ?

Lol . . . . . yicob u no well

excatly

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197052.msg3100575#msg3100575 date=1226954791]Okay.[/quote]
u said Okay
i must kill goat today

bigboyslim:
And thats why i'm glad you are not a nun. at least you have better taste.

Heheheheehee . . . . .stephen na boy o, i am tempted

sillyboy:
@ Tope and Surf mi atata

If no be say them don do that Vic Sec. stuff, I for say make we go togeda naw . . .but no yawa now. . . .I go tell them make them do special one for my atata (Smurf). . . Tope can come along

Atata mi got to get some of those stuffs to scatter my head at night. . . .infact, my   should be going to the gym now for my atata

*Im carryin my bag and wearing my shoes at the same time*  
but come o , where we dey go sef

yicob:
This Tope must be a hotty meaty neaty girl.

LOL . . . .translation pls

@sauron
i didnt say he shud move on cuz it isnt easy like that, if u read my post properly u'll see i didnt support the girl
Laws of karma is not eye 4 an eye, its more like u'll reap what u sow

@sillyboy
Thanks jare, no mind stephen, he's jealous

@yicob
Go figure it out

@sauron
LOL . . . . . . .So what are u, if i am a feminist? misogynist ?

StephenP:
I swear deep down, Tope is a love-vendor.

Buahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Stephen has killed me oo
u know u r still numero uno anyday

bigboyslim:
see, thats why you are my number one hun. let me use this opportunity to remind you again that the openness in our relationship is one sided. Just because I can get greedy doesnt mean you are allowed to get greedy too. This is not an equal opportunity type thingy.

Aha . . . . . . . . .I dont like cheating at all
Why cant i look at other men? i mean look at stephen, he can make a nun commit a sin

@sillyboy
I dey gbadun jare

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197052.msg3100478#msg3100478 date=1226953252]He should smell the coffee and consider the babe as one of the losses of his life.
Your friend should MAN UP and start claiming victims.
For everytime his heart gets smashed, he must break 8 hearts.[/quote]Shaaaarap dia

@TOPIC
I havent been in that postion before but i think the girl should have been honest with him from get-go

bigboyslim:
Who is sillyboy when bigboy is talking. abegiiii. Tope you used to be my one and only but smurf is making me get greedy.

Darling you know i dont mind o , we are in an open relationship afterall
SO GET GET GREEDY ALL U WANT, I GIVE U PERMISSION

bigboyslim:
@ smurf.

you are smoking hot. gurl did you just step out of a volcano?

Hehehehehehe . . . . u berra dont let sillyboy see this

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3100438#msg3100438 date=1226952795]I was just wondering how u know ma height and colour of skin.[/quote]I just heard it thru a grapevive

@yicob
Stop hiding in the closet already

How could u even post this nonsense here like really

smurf:
You mean asho ebi?

well since we are not ebi, how abt ore?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3100400#msg3100400 date=1226952267]Do u work for FBI or CTU??[/quote]Why?
Are you on most wanted list

sillyboy:
Tope.

First Class cabin for you ! and all xpenses on my recession-proof pocket.
Smurf mi atata. . . . . .did I tell you aint just pretty head. . . .but smart brains too. can I yank the stuff off my now?. . . don't want no hate mails from nobady.

Please make the reservations for Tope and all Nairalanders wishing us well . . . . let me just have the bill.

Just pick out the aso ebiyou know my fav color is blue sha, . . . .I will tell iya Silly to get prepared.

Na u biko
Chamo  . . . . . . . who?

smurf:
Sure thing Tope.

Is there no aso Ore and co

yicob:
Abegi, i think say i be woman.

Are thinking of doing a sex change

smurf:
If he's lying he flying, and guess what he isn't because I'm right there with him, we've got the top wedding planners working round the clock for our spring wedding,

LOL . . . . .
Just make sure i get a wedding IV just to spite chamo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3100365#msg3100365 date=1226951799]I am 4ft 11 inches and very fair in complexion.
Do i stand a chance with YOU?? [/quote]Hehehehehee
Honey we all know u are tall brother
Dont abt the fair in complexion though
i love chocolate brodas

@sillyboy
Abeg send me ticket now now

yicob:
I love my man to be dark, tall. . . .6.4ft(because am 6.1) and ambitious. He should also know how to cook.

Didnt know u were into sausages

sillyboy:
Tope.

Were you thinking I was kidding?. . . . wait till u see d wedding pix. . . lol

Moreover, I want Chamo to know that he can't win a bea all the way from London. . . that's as good as sayin we no get game for here now

Ehnnnn . . . . . .
Do your thang jare
atleast u aint flirting around like chamo

@sillyboy
You are really serious with kemi o

@topic
everyone loves a chocolate brother

mbola:
Are you is friend? Maybe you could hook us up

Chai mbola really likes chamo

spikedcylinder:
[size=4pt]I can almost swear there's a pattern but[/size]. . .

What patterns?
WTF are u talking about? SMH

[size=2pt]little miss perfect [/size]