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yicob:
So u boy keeps punching u to bed? Na so my babie self dey punch me.

U know some people love been beaten before sex, i hear they enjoy it more

yicob:
Youself should go out of boundary by slapping him first or jabbin d frypan on his clean cut head.

Buahahahahahahaaha

mummysgirl:
thanks, a lot

but i still love him.

So why excatly did u open this thread when u already know u can't leave him and love him
Enjoy the punches, nothing do u

Missy B:
I didn't see nuffin::::,
Hizzzzz!!!

Please T:::::::::When do you intend to grant ma request?
I want:SexyHotMom
Tope2000000000000000000 Morenike
CRISTALZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
and many more.

Werrin na

nana:
Agbaya!

big time one

grafikdon:
Hitler
Idi Amin
GW Bush
Abacha
IBB
Murtala Mohammed
Botha
Charles Taylor
Mobutu Seseseko Kukumgbendu Wazabanga
Muhammadu Buhari and his sidekick Idiagbon
Grand Delirious Jihadist, Omar Al Bashir
King of Delirious Jihadists Ahmadineja
Saddam Hussein

Gbam!!!!!!

smooooooth:
sweetheart na work hide me o. but thing are getting light a bit as year don dey end naa. ow u dey by the way? miss u too.

Eeya
I am very well, thank you very much jare

[quote author=Dr. Dre link=topic=191518.msg3103179#msg3103179 date=1227013989]@ Tgirl
You're doing so good. You got Muki to do an interview & even give a picture?! . Whatever you're using really works like magic [/quote]lol . . .
Nice interview T

smooooooth:
men need a sensitive, caring,supportive,homely lady and don't forget the physical endowment that makes her a woman, guys sure needs that as well.

Where have you been smoooooooooooth? missed ya funny comments.

The day any man raise up his hand on me, its finished
Can u imagine what it wud be like when u marry him, u will become his punching bag abi
Stop using LOVE as an excuse, its annoying when people do that

[quote author=D.baby link=topic=197013.msg3102703#msg3102703 date=1227006106]Seems ur Picture is getting you very very very very very comfused (tondo) ? What do u think i meant by JOSITE plz remove that pic, and put in ur profile, u no fyn we wont get carried away by ur pic because its only causing soo soo much Distraction here and its making us logout [/quote]Lmao

lol. . . the dude is advertising for KODAK
_{but with a poor quality picshurr}

yicob:
@ tope, hav u been dumped?

Interestingly enough, i havent been dumped before.
wonder what its like to be dumped hmmm. . .

plappville:
I don't think the guy needed her just because he knew she is a virgin, at least he has visited her several time and has been calling her,
its true that some guys can't wait if they are really in love.

don't u think the girl is taking this her virgin thing too far does HER HEART BEAT for the guy too .
alot of girls make this mistakes, after all there is limit in keeping virginity, if u know the guy well and both of u ve dated for years what's the need keeping him waiting and waiting
OK She should tell her guy to take her to the alter, BUT she must be sure she is virgin ooo.

i ve seen a muslim couples that got married, the girl claiming she was a virgin and that she will not ve sex befor marriage.
As a nice man, he respected her right and waited but was dissapointed to discover that she was not a virgin after he married her, the man want to divorce her immediatly, the case is in the court.

Na this make me say make she dey sure!!!!!!

Thank you jare
i concur

Never can tell what might happen when it comes to relationships

I mean it could have at least been semi cute, this is atrocious!
I see VS has fallen off since Tyra retired, SMH @ VS.  They should have stuffed her bra, she's not even filling up the cups. . . .  

MrCrackles:
Well i am tall and dark but the question na for ladies naw
Me i have satisfied all their requirements, and i have passed the mic over to them beauties,

_{got banned temporarily for posting offtopic this morning, but somehow i am back on}!

I trust u jare, correct guy
_{got banned n unbanned same day ? seun must really like u now o}

@missyb
Lmao
i guess preferences are different

sillyboy:
God bless you jaburata Tope and may He deliver you from shoes addiction!

Lmao
Amen

MrCrackles:
_{Yes i think so, you still have 10pairs in my house from your last few visits!}

@Poster

This thread no concern me, so no comments!

Where have u been?
Why doesnt it concern u? Arent u tall n dark?

chika98:
Seriously . . I mean just go on the tube on a wkend. It will be like a fashion show. Una get strength.

U know london chics loves fashion and london is one of the fashion capitals

sillyboy:
The earlier you face the reality the berra for all of us. Money is a universal way of seducing a woman from any where in the world. , . . . it's just rather unfortunate that Nigeria women are much more seduced by it.
Hookers or no hookers, money sduce women. . . . while i was at Uni in NigeriaI heard a story of some girls that were seduced with money and were made to get down with a man in a wheel chair that is retartded in turn.

Hookers no be women?

Lol
sad but true with most girls

chika98:
Talk about falling flat on your face in the tube. London chics are extra jare. Una too dey like dress up.

Lmao
Im a shoe freak, i need to chked into rehab for shoe addiction honestly

chika98:
Thanks miss.That shoe in your avatar is ridiculous. I mean talking about someone breaking their legs

U WELCOME
The shoe is fierce, The heel is not that high prolly around 3 1/2 inches lol.

chika98:
Not with 2 kids and cellulite to show for it. Sorry to bust your bubble

Buahahahahaha i like ur honesty  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3101078#msg3101078 date=1226963047]I don't know his name but is this the best dude NOLLYWOOD can get to Van Vicker??
This is embarrassing!!!!
Look at his LIPS!!![/quote]I dont know his name either
but dude gets on my last nerve seriously with his unattractive long lips

debosky:
@ tope

so you see?

alagolo k-cups, Eucharia's face, and k-leg - now tell me, would you ever have imagined my woman would be so segzy?  

NA U BIKO, No one like you
infact i like ur weird taste, if all men were like you every woman would be happily married by now _{even the worwor ones}

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3101061#msg3101061 date=1226962704]Y'all upgraded nowt!!!

@Tope2000.

Put ur SKY on 333. . . . .
Whatz the name of that Igbo boy on TV with a beanie on his head,abeg??
Ooops, he's taken his hat off now. [/quote]Roflmao . . . . . Gosh i hate him so much
he thinks hes all that n he aint sh.it

debosky:
@ tope

The alagolo can identify herself o, just don't look too much - even women have been known to become enticed by those k-cups!  


The other characteristic I forgot to add is that[b] I like k-leg women,[/b] it makes for interesting positioning during the act and unexpected flexibility!  

k-leg are in now
they r sezy o

@sauron
Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!
goon as in real black man

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196945.msg3100999#msg3100999 date=1226961419]Pischur for where?

want to see a real K-L cup? Ask Karma to post her pix [/quote]Shoo so na u be the alagolo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3101003#msg3101003 date=1226961441]I thunk StephenP is an oyibo lad, no??[/quote]Nah, stephen is goon

debosky:
@ tope

you've not heard of K-cup? We have someone with such assets on nairaland, her name is alagolo  

In fact, I am battling a fellow nairalander for access to those k-cups now.  

Abeg post the pischurr, i must see this alagolo with k-cup

@sillyboy
yea, u do that

@sauron
Thats why she with oyinbo
u black guys dont have patience like oyinbo, una just the go str8
im also lookin 4 an oyinbo man now 2

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196945.msg3100955#msg3100955 date=1226960502]Have they seen debo's pic? or David and stephen's pic?
Now that's sth to write about. [/quote]Hehehehe
even debo said it o maybe debo is dark, handsome n short

@sillboy
Im just sayn it like it is na

debosky:
Eucharia is the bomb, I like domineering women like her  

I like only K cup women such as alagolo, so scarlett is obviously out.  

Ramsey Nouah and Van Vicker?   They are good wing men, nothing more  

Buahahahahahaha never heard of a k-cup, will the those kind of breasts not a normal ones because with this k-cup, something must be wrong with them o

@sauron
Well its a pity she boinking an oyinbo guy now
u guys would have been perfect fit

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196945.msg3100909#msg3100909 date=1226959865]Her ex-hubby was a toad!!!
How can u have a diva like that and not screw her senseless.
In a Naija man's bed, she would DELIVER.

How much is burantashi again?? [/quote]Buahahaaahahahahah. . . .I WONDER WHY DUDE STILL CHEATED ON HER

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196945.msg3100911#msg3100911 date=1226959888]Who does not want a tall, sexy dark man? abeg, next question [/quote]Apparently the dudes here thinks its all fantasy, we'd never get tall n dark

KarmaMod:
If not being able to satisfy a pathetic sex ADDICT means that she has "poor fucking skills" then so be it

It's her current dude that got her pregnant and not that randy goat.

Despite his abnormal libido, the idiot was still shooting blanks

Heheheheheh . . . .Gbam!!!!

myndofgold:
but u guys heard gist about her POOR fcukin skills abi?

Who kissed n tell on her

@sillyboy
Rara i no dey do
not my type

debosky:
@ tope

wetin dey halle's face sef? Just a so so pretty face, when finer women like Eucharia Anunobi still dey?  

Tell me Scarlett's cup size and I'll tell you my preference

Buahahahahahaha
That woman is a she-male
Scarlet will prolly be a 32C OR D

@sauron
Buahahahaha
Debo is that true?

myndofgold:
I liked her better when she had short hair

Yea more beautiful then

@stephen
LOL, I hope u aint sayin i old

'@silly
ok