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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5476757#msg5476757 date=1265676340]Did you find it hard @ 14? [/quote]Na straight to the ummm . . no pain, nada

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5476722#msg5476722 date=1265675982]I have been there TWICE and the woman in question just held her breath and pushed. . . . .
Within 7 and a half seconds, 2 bouncy baby boys popped out.[/quote]U lie

davidylan:
Few men want an experienced bed mate for wife. She's alright for a bootycall, you always wonder how many people have passed through her checkpoint before you.

oh gawd. . . i wish naija guy will stop having that mentality
do we wonder?

sauron stop lying a 19yrs old wudnt find it as hard jor

@topic
Yes

Ebonyeyes:
Poundland gift Now thats cheap as chips I will force him to return it and then end it there and then

Lmao . . there is a thread abt it here na

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=394479.msg5476307#msg5476307 date=1265670848]whats all the kerfuffle about valentine day sef? my wallet shall be staying sealed till the end of the month, recession dey town!!![/quote]Stingy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394479.msg5476274#msg5476274 date=1265670434]Abeg, any gift is a gift.
A dude once bought em 10p small cakes as a Val cake for his chic.
Letz face it. . . .A cake is a cake. [/quote]LMFAO
10P cake? https://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_ROFL3.gif
Now thats cheap, guess the guy that shops at one pound store for his girl is far better

Kunbee:
Na wa ooo

U didnt know? e don tey

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394479.msg5476249#msg5476249 date=1265670029]U sure you don't want the ones from GREGGS?
£1.25? [/quote]Ewwwwww
i'd rather eat eba at those naija resturants which i find even more ewwwww

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394479.msg5476237#msg5476237 date=1265669882]True. . . . . .but Naija babes still expect you to fork out N1000 Meat-pies from Sweet Sensation on 14/02. [/quote]sharap. . .
i wnt sweet sensation's meat-pie, so book a flight
now thats a gift

platinumnk:
^This 

Valentines is a holiday 

so we have to wait till valentine till we knw our man must love n cherish us and even splash a lil money to buy us gifts?

To me  . . . .everyday is val, i love suprises and there is nothing suprising abt val so therefore to me its OVER-RATED

OgidiBoy:
What's wrong with picking out a special day like valentines day to celebrate your love with your partner.

I hate it because its expected . . . . . . .i find it lazy

Should You Inform Your Wife Before Inviting Your Relations To Stay Over?

Is this a serious question?

babaearly:
was she pregnant here. her belle swell. Her bobby don sag sef.

is she pregnant for the Dream?

Where have been?
They are married sef

to do what excatly?

H2O2:
Valentine is overrated. Everyday is a valentine for true lovers.

Amen

[quote author=Uc.Lloyd link=topic=394979.msg5472973#msg5472973 date=1265639299]R 9ja Galz D Cheapezt In D World, Dnt B Biased Cuz U r a Nigerian, Cheapest asin wooing[/quote]Thunder fire your laptop.

ROFL . . . . No vex na

adusol:
why isnt tope showin me eni love

no vex . . take kisses
where is ur own love too?

eldee:
Abeke it is . . . nothing better than switching off the TV to watch HLA

*SMH*

eldee:
Tope . . . Stillwater is missing and now all I have is a substandard range of chics to choose from.
SOS!!!

I've been in the NL's hottest couple list for six years running . . . just show me sumone that's erm okay.
I don't want to lose my record to Sly

Welllllllllllllllllllllll . . . . . . . . . .  
As my personal person, i will give u the koko
There is this fine babe tkb n r321 or something like that sha is fighting for called wunmi . . .girl is pwetty oo
There is this other babe called baybbootz that is also cute . . . . .abeke too is Fioone but she has a thing for girls

adusol:
tope where 'av u been

i went to see the queen

justwise:
Sorry. . . how old are u?

Was abt to ask same question

60pages?
the last time i chked it was 47pages

baybbootz:
TOPE stop all this review and analyses and make your choice

i have chosen na

[quote author=Diva 2.0 link=topic=392887.msg5456049#msg5456049 date=1265391992]I need a backup plan. In case, one calls off the date.[/quote]Good plan

Abeke change mine too

Valentine's day - debosky

Valentine's night - sagamite

Incase adusol, charles n boobtz mess up

Abekeade08:
olojukokoro, madam abeg choose one.

Doyin too get big mouth sha, I hope he can back it up with action

Doyin is as sarcastic and funny as they come
gotta love the dude

michelin89:
For real. I recall when he wanted to get naughty and I stopped him. The guy must have been hurt and started hunting me around NL.

He does come across as someone randy

De Babs (28/11/2009 21.49.35): do u posess a big yansh?
Michelin89 (28/11/2009 21.50.53): do you possess a big manliness?
De Babs (28/11/2009 21.52.51): yes I do, 7 inches with thick big veins all around it

https://burntorangefanzone.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl%20smiley.gif

platinumnk:
_Sauron  

Is he?

candylips:
e bi like say u never jam hard guy before

Honey, u dont wanna know

follypimpi:

Thats the area am trying to work on,if u r too Honest it gets u into Wahala,I dey blush oo.

Dont!!!!
I knw most ppl dont like ppl that are honest . . . but i like that abt u
It makes u appear innocent even i knw u are an ogbologbo

LMFAO
Mich wont kill me for here

Ebonyeyes:
Totally thats why im quite shocked sometimes, your a sweetie in RL.

he sure is and very honest to a fault
Most guys that acts hard are usually sweet ppl in RL, all the hard guy nonsense doesnt fool me

46 pages

baybbootz:
ahnnn ahnnn tope so your ready to sale mi ov abi

Lai lai . . . .was just foolin around

charltz316:
[size=16pt]tope 2000,will u be my val?

I wish a girl like you
Could see a boy like me
That this boy and girl
Were meant to be

You could be my princess
and i`ll be your prince
You'd show me your love
which is worth d whole world


I'd be your loving cutie
We'd see a whole new world
We'd see a star-lit sky
In the moonlight where we twirled


I'll dream of you at night
While I fall asleep thinking of u
You cannot understand
How much I like u


I want to be the one
That you always think of
I want to be the one
You'll get to love


saw your face on your profile
and i felt for your face
the sweetest and d finest
on nairaland.


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Awww i just saw your lyrics poem