davidylan:

I dont know many guys who are seriously looking for "experienced" women . . .

The point is men dont really care . . . experienced or not you can do whatever you want with her. At the end of the day for most guys . . . a woman is just a "piece of a.s.s".  

God help us!  

It's what I see here. But we shouldn't take NL seriously, abi?

lizzybabe1:

LOL @ Passion of the Christ, you are one funny guy. I take it that you've never been to the labour room then.

I have been there TWICE and the woman in question just held her breath and pushed. . . . .
Within 7 and a half seconds, 2 bouncy baby boys popped out.

davidylan:

My thots exactly. I read somewhere she is curvy or something . . . dont bite off more than you can chew though.

really? pe omo yen kun?
well make i begin my charm offensive then. i need the thrill of a hottie like her.

stillwater:

It's what I see here. But we shouldn't take NL seriously, abi?

Few men want an experienced bed mate for wife. She's alright for a bootycall, you always wonder how many people have passed through her checkpoint before you.

michelin89:

And coming from you, it is priceless.

Its a piece of advice.   Being civil is different from straightening folks out when they go astray.

the so called very experienced guys make poor lays. With the army of women they brag about, their performances are still usually shockingly bad or lack lustre.

~Sauron~:

I have been there TWICE and the woman in question just held her breath and pushed. . . . .
Within 7 and a half seconds, 2 bouncy baby boys popped out.

Yeah, on the TV sitcom FRIENDS. Not in real life Bro.

sauron stop lying a 19yrs old wudnt find it as hard jor

@topic
Yes

idstar:



'all the work' for u includes and is limited to finding the hole, poking your pencil in and crying out in stupidity. Just because all the ho's u patronize dont give a hoot about what goes on in bed, it dont turn  all nigerian women   to logs of wood! Over!

I'm sure it's not me you wrote that for.

~Sauron~:

I hear those screams and moans and ma heart trembles in RAW FEAR.
It's synonymous to the screams heard in the Passion of Christ when those 2 robbers were nailed to the cross.

@ Stilly,

Go and kiss a rat!!!

Yeah when I kiss it, I'll use my rat mouth to kiss you back.

davidylan:

Few men want an experienced bed mate for wife. She's alright for a bootycall, you always wonder how many people have passed through her checkpoint before you.

Its a piece of advice.   Being civil is different from straightening folks out when they go astray.

1. That is not true.

2. No comment!

davidylan:

Few men want an experienced bed mate for wife. She's alright for a bootycall, you always wonder how many people have passed through her checkpoint before you.

Its a piece of advice.   Being civil is different from straightening folks out when they go astray.

Me too sef I don't want to wonder how many floozies he has gone through, that's why I want Mr. Virgin, lol.

~Sauron~:

I have been there TWICE and the woman in question just held her breath and pushed. . . . .
Within 7 and a half seconds, 2 bouncy baby boys popped out.

U lie

davidylan:

Few men want an experienced bed mate for wife. She's alright for a bootycall, you always wonder how many people have passed through her checkpoint before you.

oh gawd. . . i wish naija guy will stop having that mentality
do we wonder?

*cough cough*

not cool ok

NOT KOOL!!!!!!!

david and tj

i am right here!!

i can SEE what ur sayin!!

lizzybabe1:

Yeah, on the TV sitcom FRIENDS. Not in real life Bro.

Best believe it. . . . . .

TOPE2000!:

sauron stop lying a 19yrs old wudnt find it as hard jor

Did you find it hard @ 14?

stillwater:

Yeah when I kiss it, I'll use my rat mouth to kiss you back.

I asked for a French kiss. . . .not a Rat kiss.

~Sauron~:

Did you find it hard @ 14?

Na straight to the ummm . . no pain, nada

stillwater:

Me too sef I don't want to wonder how many floozies he has gone through, that's why I want Mr. Virgin, lol.

Indeedy. I dont want him screaming shaniqua instead of Ebonyeyes because he still has a thing for her

TOPE2000!:

oh gawd. . . i wish naija guy will stop having that mentality
do we wonder?

it will never stop. I dont want to be with a woman the whole neighbourhood has passed along. Ditto for most men.

Women dont wonder because competition for good men is very high due to lack of supply. You have no choice.

ayettymama:

*cough cough*

not cool ok

NOT KOOL!!!!!!!

david and tj

i am right here!!

i can SEE what your sayin!!

We actually meant it as a compliment.

ok
this is the point when i leave

i dont want my daughter bein cherry popped at 14

so im OFF!!!

lemme go and read abt 'holy things!'

ayettymama:

*cough cough*

not cool ok

NOT KOOL!!!!!!!

david and tj

i am right here!!

i can SEE what your sayin!!

aha cant a guy aim for good thing? news is u rock big time abi na lie?

Ebonyeyes:

Indeedy. I dont want him screaming shaniqua instead of Ebonyeyes because he still has a thing for her

Hahahaha, true.

~Sauron~:


I asked for a French kiss. . . .not a Rat kiss.

I would if you were a virgin. roflmao!!!!!!!

davidylan:

it will never stop. I dont want to be with a woman the whole neighbourhood has passed along. Ditto for most men.

I guess we shud also start the same thing, we also dont want a guy that done all the whole neighbourhood.
I mean this is prolly why so many girls lied abt the number of guys they have dated

spoilt:

the so called very experienced guys make poor lays. With the army of women they brag about, their performances are still usually shockingly bad or lack lustre.

Nigerian women are horrible in bed. Could be part of the reason extra-marital affairs are rampant. These married women act like sex is a favour they are doing for their husbands.

TOPE2000!:

I guess we shud also start the same thing, we also dont want a guy that done all the whole neighbourhood.
I mean this is prolly why so many girls lied abt the number of guys they have dated

the theory of demand and supply negates anything a woman has to wonder about. good men are scarce.

Women cant get away with lying about the number of women they have dated . . . there is a way to find out.

4play done come. We no go hear word again.

TOPE2000!:

I guess we shud also start the same thing, we also dont want a guy that done all the whole neighbourhood.
I mean this is prolly why so many girls lied abt the number of guys they have dated

The solution is not to sleep around not dishonesty. This idea that it's only Nigerian men that are reticent about having slags for wives is ridiculous. Even amongst Westerners, there is a preference for women who don't sleep around as marriage material. Don't be more Western than the Westerner.

@ davidylan - u aint got more than a chicken's brain, else u wld ha read the topic in da first place and tried to digest it- can u marry a virgin man. Even an slowpoke would recognise  that d question is for babes. Pathetic to know naija is cursed with so many friggin gays, and u david, workin hard at leadin d pack. Tsk, tsk. Over

stillwater:

4play done come. We no go hear word again.

Una no dey hear word. Stubborn women!

4 Play:

Nigerian women are horrible in bed. Could be part of the reason extra-marital affairs are rampant. These married women act like intimacy is a favour they are doing for their husbands.

I agree with that statement

davidylan:

the theory of demand and supply negates anything a woman has to wonder about. good men are scarce.

Women cant get away with lying about the number of women they have dated . . . there is a way to find out.

Lol . . . . Oya tell me the ways u will find out if she has dated lotta guys?
This is another reason why so many girls pretend in bed cuz they dont want to come across as slut

stillwater:

I would if you were a virgin. roflmao!!!!!!!

So virgins get French kisses and non-Virgins get rat-kisses?
Please, how do i get snake-kissed?

TOPE2000!:

Na straight to the ummm . . no pain, nada

Na wa o!!!
You are the kinda woman i have been looking for jare.

Letz face it. . . . so much importance is put on a babe's virginity, her first time is bound to be an emotional experience, which means that you might have to deal with panic, sadness, guilt, and other unpleasant reactions.

She has probably imagined the event for a long time and wants it to go absolutely perfectly.
If even the slightest thing doesn’t go according to plan, it could result in tears and temper tantrums.
If you don’t like watching girls cry, don’t sleep with virgins.

TOPE2000!:

I agree with that statement

You are blessed with wisdom.

idstar:

@ davidylan - u aint got more than a chicken's brain, else u wld ha read the topic in da first place and tried to digest it- can u marry a virgin man. Even an slowpoke would recognise  that d question is for babes. Pathetic to know naija is cursed with so many friggin gays, and u david, workin hard at leadin d pack. Tsk, tsk. Over

responding to you is giving you a lot more value than you deserve . . . pls allow decent women with a modicum of self respect have space to post. You're taking up valuable space. Over!

The sheer idiocy in this post beggars belief to be honest. So only babies marry virgin men?

TOPE2000!:

Lol . . . . Oya tell me the ways u will find out if she has dated lotta guys?
This is another reason why so many girls pretend in bed cuz they dont want to come across as slut

how can i tell you my tricks? 
A girl cant pretend in bed . . . if you hit the right spots and get her into lala land she wont even know when she starts displaying from her bags of experience. Dishonesty is not always the best policy. 

4 Play:

Una no dey hear word. Stubborn women!

Stubborn Nigerian women for arrogant and stubborn Nigerian men. Equation balanced.
Naija women this, naija women that, go away jor.

~Sauron~:

So virgins get French kisses and non-Virgins get rat-kisses?
Please, how do i get snake-kissed?

Yes ke. If you want my french kisses, tie Carlos up.

4 Play:

You are blessed with wisdom.

Tee hee hee  . . ,  .if i whoze you
Naija men are the most USELESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS guys in bed

~Sauron~:

Na wa o!!!
You are the kinda woman i have been looking for jare.

I dey expensive for u

Letz face it. . . . so much importance is put on a babe's virginity, her first time is bound to be an emotional experience, which means that you might have to deal with panic, sadness, guilt, and other unpleasant reactions.

Very true, I agree

She has probably imagined the event for a long time and wants it to go absolutely perfectly.
If even the slightest thing doesn’t go according to plan, it could result in tears and temper tantrums.
If you don’t like watching girls cry, don’t sleep with virgins.

Rofl . . . , Every girl has imagined what her first time wud be like and if the guy she happened to do it was just um mm m . . ,  letz say not all that then i guess i'd be disappointed too