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doyin13:
BILIKISU OLOBO-KONGA  

Gosh . . .How do ppl cope with ur madness
No wonder stilly said u have drank ur 'were' juice.

davidylan:
he doesnt exist.

Buahahahahahaha

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5477155#msg5477155 date=1265681625]He is a professional, remember?

Hello People, My name is Mufutau Olokobiokun. I operate a Professional
Penetrating service, in fact the only one of such kind, near Agidingbi just
outside Okokomaiko.

I offer all kinds of service strictly tailored for Female customers.
Deep-insertion, Oral irrigation as well as a new system I patented
myself, the MANILLA DRILLER[/quote]Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . . . i am disgusted
go look for another virgin

doyin13:
I have it from reliable sources your middle name is BILIKISU

Match made in Mecca in my opinion

U dey craze
BILIKISU KO, GANIYATU NI

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5477134#msg5477134 date=1265681370]Ignore the name, mind his WEAPON. [/quote]WEAPONS??
You of all ppl shud knw we virgins cant take big weapon

4 Play:
Stop dialing the number.

Lol . . darlink what are u getin me for val?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5477101#msg5477101 date=1265680907]His name is Chief Mufutau Olokobiokun.
The man is 7th on Forbes rich list. [/quote]Even the name is unattractive
How old is this dude? 70?
Forbes list huh? im thinking abt it

stillwater:
Doyin has gone to drink that "were" juice he hangs in his toilet again.

Lol . . this one pass 'were'

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5477068#msg5477068 date=1265680392]Fargin Tope.
Auction it on Ebay na and letz share the dough 50-50.
I know a Chief from Okokomaiko that is ready to pay $1,000,000 for it.

Deal or No Deal? [/quote]I am a 40yrs old virgin. 1mil is too small abeg
share it with you? do i knw u

doyin13:
Hello People, My name is Mufutau Olokobiokun. I operate a Professional
Penetrating service, in fact the only one of such kind, near Agidingbi just
outside Okokomaiko.

I offer all kinds of service strictly tailored for Female customers.
Deep-insertion, Oral irrigation as well as a new system I patented
myself, the MANILLA DRILLER.

My email is Olokobiokun@yahoo.com

Phone number 00234999666222

Contact us, and you will be glad you did.

DEATH

davidylan:
it all makes sense now.

My mind isnt in the gutter . . . its on that unopened zipper of yours. Get the devil outa there!

Lmao . . . .I happen to be a virgin, David!!!!
so pls dont corrupt me

4 Play:
Nothing o. You know you are the love of my life. 

thot so darl

4 Play:
I want to val you too. Yep, I love candle lit dinners, poems and all that BS.

did u say something hun?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5477032#msg5477032 date=1265679889]Actually, the Devil stays in her knickers. [/quote]no nookie for u anymre

davidylan:
to do what? dissolve the fibroids?  you people are truly hilarious.

Buahahahahahahaha . . . i hear cranberry juice is good but it wont dissolve the fibroids

davidylan:
Keep blaming the devil . . . i'm sure he's not the one holding your zipper.

My zipper ke? david take ur mind outta the gutter oooo
What are u talking abt? i only said i imagined my first time with boris, is it because its not you?

davidylan:
My basket don full . . . sorry try again.

Its a man's world . . . live with it.

bite me

davidylan:
the girl is beyond redemption at the moment.   100 bfs and counting . . .

God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down

davidylan:
poor guy. Being emotionally cheated on. 

Sharap . . . . . . . .which one be emotional cheat?
Dont you have girl friends too??

I aint married so i think i am allowed to choose my friends na
when i get married, then its bye-bye to all other male friends

davidylan:
So that's what you women do abi?   That's why i pity all these "Westernised" guys who think its ok and "open-minded" to let your chic give her number to any "friend" she meets.

Lmao . . .how do i knw u guys arent tricking me too. u gotta be smart with today's guy
All i knw is i wont CHEAT. i have always been a one man woman but that doesnt mean i cant keep male friends

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5476963#msg5476963 date=1265678899]Coveting another woman's husband is a cardinal sin.
Imagining you are banging another woman's husband is fornication.

Davidylan, abeg help me deliver Tope2000. [/quote]Lmao . . . . .abeg nicole is like a nonentity to me jare
she doesnt exist as far as im concerned

spoilt:
Stop agreeing to what you dont really believe in. All these guys sef blowing hot and cold all the time. 

Who said i dont blv in it. You cant out your eggs in one baskets with the guys of nowadayz oooooo
having an insurance is not cheating na . . . , . Just someone u keep at arm-length and he MUST knw u have bf but u guys are just friend . . . .nothing romantic

davidylan:
You get insurance by making sure there is another chic waiting in the pipeline shld the one you're with disappoint you.

Gbam

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5476928#msg5476928 date=1265678443]Abegggggi. . . . . . . .
Letz do what we have to do on the back seat of ma car and get over it.[/quote]This is why i imagined it with Boris and not you

davidylan:
Where? Angels fear to thread there o. 

Lmao

what a pity, you havent been to the mountain before? 

Which one? Everest?

4 Play:
I try to teach you stubborn women but it's not easy o These Naija girls are like corpses in bed, I am not a psychic, I can't communicate with the dead.

Na lie. Stop going out with useless Naija men.

You have to communicate what you want. Don't be a prude. You Naija women just love to act prudish.

Well i am glad you knw some naija guy are useless
I seriously dont knw how some girls suffer in silence
Me, i have a big mouth . . . but i guess in order to go that as well u have to be very comfortable and free with ur partner. so men dont create that free atmosphere with their partner.

davidylan:
Oh really? No talk wetin you no fit finish o.

Lets go there

Not true . . . if you did it well she wont know when she starts speaking in tongues and confessing her sins. Most women cant keep shut in bed.

Lol . . . .na lie jare

4 Play:
You want to base your marital choice, which will determine your future, on your perception about performance in bed? Besides, what's with you women. You can communicate to your man what you want in bed.

Most women dnt because many naija guys have the mentality that when a woman tells him what she wants n how she wants it then she musta have been a slut.   so una cause am

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5476864#msg5476864 date=1265677554]How can?
I graduated from UCLA too. [/quote]Was theseeker ur room-mate?  

Tell us your own imagination.
Was i the co-actor?

Actually it was boris kodjoe but lets use u
First of all, the timing has to be right before it can happen
Ofcuz i expect something romantic while n during the process . . go fogure
I dont wnt it done in a rubbish single bed
Scented Candle-lights . . . . . i love
U dont have to have roses on the bed but wudnt mind
Nice slow song to put you in the mood
And most importantly -  the sexual chemistry btn u n the guy MUST be off the chain

stillwater:
^^^ . So you guys don't trust 100%? Looks as if I've been deceived.

Stilly pls dont tell me u trust MEN 100%?

davidylan:
how can i tell you my tricks?

Because i be you personal pesin

A girl cant pretend in bed . . . if you hit the right spots and get her into lala land she wont even know when she starts displaying from her bags of experience. Dishonesty is not always the best policy.

Lmao . . . . . .ofcoz even a virgin will moan if u hit the rite spot but when i say pretend . . , she wont show u she can actually blow ur mind when its her turn to be in-charge na.

4 Play:
You are blessed with wisdom.

Tee hee hee  . . ,  .if i whoze you
Naija men are the most USELESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS guys in bed

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=394470.msg5476804#msg5476804 date=1265676868]Na wa o!!!
You are the kinda woman i have been looking for jare.[/quote]I dey expensive for u

Letz face it. . . . so much importance is put on a babe's virginity, her first time is bound to be an emotional experience, which means that you might have to deal with panic, sadness, guilt, and other unpleasant reactions.

Very true, I agree

She has probably imagined the event for a long time and wants it to go absolutely perfectly.
If even the slightest thing doesn’t go according to plan, it could result in tears and temper tantrums.
If you don’t like watching girls cry, don’t sleep with virgins.

Rofl . . . , Every girl has imagined what her first time wud be like and if the guy she happened to do it was just um mm m . . ,  letz say not all that then i guess i'd be disappointed too

4 Play:
Nigerian women are horrible in bed. Could be part of the reason extra-marital affairs are rampant. These married women act like intimacy is a favour they are doing for their husbands.

I agree with that statement

davidylan:
the theory of demand and supply negates anything a woman has to wonder about. good men are scarce.

Women cant get away with lying about the number of women they have dated . . . there is a way to find out.

Lol . . . . Oya tell me the ways u will find out if she has dated lotta guys?
This is another reason why so many girls pretend in bed cuz they dont want to come across as slut

davidylan:
it will never stop. I dont want to be with a woman the whole neighbourhood has passed along. Ditto for most men.

I guess we shud also start the same thing, we also dont want a guy that done all the whole neighbourhood.
I mean this is prolly why so many girls lied abt the number of guys they have dated