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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=377696.msg5271646#msg5271646 date=1262913788]Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I envy your boy/f o.[/quote]me sef dey envy am. . . . . .dude is enjoying.lol

@jenny
sauron na size 15

chika98:
Why do you think some of em have confidence that exudes through the roof? You can have your tall dark and handsome you hear

I am still sticking to that as long he pleases me

Epi:
Yes, we all know marriage is a sacred institution. . .
Say you love a guy or girl but not in a sexual way, would you marry them to help them get a green card?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . .tricky situation

chika98:
Thank U dear! U know what's good!

una don show me say tipper senior pan wen it comes to se.x

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=377696.msg5271586#msg5271586 date=1262913117]Don't believe Danke. . . . . .She's describing her hubby's thingy(not Sauron).[/quote]lolz. . . .danke doesnt lie

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=377696.msg5271590#msg5271590 date=1262913163]i no say short, average height slim men, not the 6ft pple, but average n slim, it is a well known fact, especially if they are bald headed, hairy n have got a little big nose, they r good in bed[/quote]oh christ. . . . . .but i agree with the above

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=377696.msg5271567#msg5271567 date=1262912911]i agree smallish men have got ozuma rock down there, not short per se, but you know smallish n slim

tope try them, a trial will conceive you[/quote]trial ke? mba
I agree slim guys have big JTs but short guys . . . . . still not convinced

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=377696.msg5271561#msg5271561 date=1262912819]abeg u never see am jare, this sauron own go enter vagin.a come out from mouth thru throat, infact i am suffering from tonsillitis[/quote]Oh oh oh gawdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
sauron must be monstrous down there

chika98:
Don't say I no tell you. Smallish men have the best tools

when u say small, do u mean short?

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=377696.msg5271545#msg5271545 date=1262912645]na this kind poster be say , if him enter a virgin, the girl will still be a virgin[/quote]lmao. . . u ppl are sinners

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=367743.msg5271531#msg5271531 date=1262912522]Yours are 44FF. [/quote]o gbadun
i reject am. . . . FF na abnormal size

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=377696.msg5271529#msg5271529 date=1262912508]Tope u never see sauron thing b4 , even horse see sauron koboko , throway respect give am , why do you think i keep coming back for more

oga sauron,i throway salute [/quote]I don see am, play with am, kiss am but i wan hear from the horse'smouth na

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=377696.msg5271525#msg5271525 date=1262912452]How can a tall man have a small weapon. . . .That observation is fraudulent.

The telling signs are his shoe size and the length of his fingers.[/quote]Lol . . . . the tall guys chika have been meetin must have small kini
she has bad experience with tall dudes

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=367743.msg5271511#msg5271511 date=1262912278]Mich ke?
They won't allow her there.
A babe must be 40DD or more to be in Zen. [/quote]lol. . . . must be stilly then
she is the one wit the infamous 40DD

chika98:
There you go

lmao. . . sauron come and ansa ooo
since u said u r 6ft tall. . . .half man half amazing

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=367743.msg5271493#msg5271493 date=1262912129]Did you reject me when we met @ Zen?[/quote]Zen ko, Zion ni
iwo ati tani? maybe u n  mich

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=176642.msg5271484#msg5271484 date=1262912054]i dey tell una, una dey laff me, naija men and their pride, i will never forget that day, that was one of those days you wanna do all night reach tomorrow, the dude was worn out after the days work, i no come know who send me to yab am, but i faced the consequences

So teyy the next day, i carry mirror peep my down below to know if e still dey intact, abi the man rip am comot [/quote]Oh gawd

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=367743.msg5271466#msg5271466 date=1262911919]@Tope,

Take ya time.[/quote]Lol . . .
Was i really expecting a 9ja man to own up to being rejected b4?

ibkaye:
You know what Sauron, I believe you and I'm not being sarcastic, honestly

Nooooooooo . .dont give in so easily na

chika98:
Please some black men aren't nothing to write home about. Asians dudes aren't the only one.

Really?
What kind of guys have small kini? tall or short ones? skinny or fat ones?

Ebonyeyes:
Jesus H christ,  I thought this thread died a horrible death in 09 The hustle and bustle at 2.45am in the clubs is a sight to see. My friend always says if you didnt get any between 11.00pm-2.30am you might as well just give up

Funny thing is one guy will go around 20 different girls in the same area, how are they supposed to believe the bullshite Oh and going for drunky drunky girls doesnt mean you pulled that night, its as good as finding a hole and sticking it in

Lmao . . . so true

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=367743.msg5271442#msg5271442 date=1262911681]Not me sha but then i have never been rejected. [/quote]will u shut up

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=377696.msg5271426#msg5271426 date=1262911481]Tope, you don [i]s[/i]hag Asian man before?[/quote]Lol . . .if i remember correctly, u were the one that told me that sef
u said accroding to research that asians ppl get small d.i.c

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=176642.msg5271420#msg5271420 date=1262911408]even if i don chop the man a million rounds before the wedding night, na the night him go know say him wife dey sexually and bedimatically aggressive, we go see who go run comot for bed

But hey make i give you girls advice, never call a man weak jokingly for bed matter, i joked about it one night, and i ended up with a muscle pull after action [/quote]Jenny gerraway
i don laff tire

chika98:
Do you know that some men are so small that even a v.i.r.g.i.n cannot feel them? How is anyone going to work with that? God forbid bad thing!

Oh lawddddddddddddddddddd
we are not talking abt asian dudes here na

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=176642.msg5271400#msg5271400 date=1262911119]the yam go dey uprooted from the well, the orange will plucked and sucked from the chest


No matter how tired i was then with all the travelling down to naija, the man remind me early morning of that day with text message

" Baby remember today is the beginning of my husbandly rights"

"I ga fu na tipper to'ro pan" - you go know today say tipper senior pan 

And after that night , e remain small for me to waka with "walking stick" [/quote]Buahahahahahahaha

ibkaye:
He has a point though, obviously not all muslims are terrorists and I hate to generalize but sometimes one can't help but feel weary, what, with all these terrorist attacks occuring, it's almost like an instinct.

Islamaphobia, I believe I had this for quite some time after the bomb attacks in London, I couldn't help it.

Please, nobody take offence.

You said it best . . . . . i swear if i see a man with long beard, carrying a bag, to make matter worse reading a quran . . . . . i swear i go run no offence o

chika98:
Everything else has to be equal. I never hang out with useless and impotent men

So if u were in that position . . .God 4bid
wont u go for the small kini guy?

yea size does matter but most importantly it how the dude uses it that marras

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=176642.msg5271308#msg5271308 date=1262909935]the thing is, if you both kept your legs closed until that day, no matter how tired you lot are, the womans yam root must be uprooted by the man[/quote]Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

chika98:
Oh wow! Others might beg to differ

so u'd rather have a guy with big JT who is useless in bed n maybe impotent?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=377192.msg5271348#msg5271348 date=1262910511]Yansh ke?
Abeg, carry your chesticles for her and i will be so glad. [/quote]Mr tope2000 doesnt joke with that oooo
na yansh i fit dash am

nana:
Hehehehe,help me ask her oh.
His manliness is small,so what? So far he ain't impotent,no yawa now.

Abi o . . . .i will take small kini over a useless guy anyday

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=377192.msg5271342#msg5271342 date=1262910416]Mrs Sauron is not complaining. [/quote]Hmmmmm . . . . .i carry yansh for her

Cuz we are complicated

SEFAGO:
Speaking of 9ja guys in UK clubs this trend is so common in the US too that it is embarrassing. Man at a party, there was this naija guy who just set-up shop next to the bathroom. He had a couple of chairs, and while the girls were waiting to use the bathroom he was chatting them up. Man it  just seemed disgusting. And you know how dirty white girls are too , eeew- I doubt those girls wash there hand after using the bathroom.

Also another tactic is the guys target drunk girls who dont know what they are doing it is so bad. Because they are too inebriated to know what they are doing. Man I don shame for you guys.

Man Nigerian men no get shame. Ashewo i kobo

You guys brought your village attitude and whorish attitude to America.

Rofl

nana:
Lol! She needs to pay Hon.Patrick Obahiagbon a visit.

DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lmao @ monsura