₦airaland Forum

Missy B:
Sista . . . .I just lose one  . . . . . . get anatha berra one now now . . . .
God is Great.

Lolzzzzz
how u dey take do am God is indeed gr8

tkb417:
what is bad in breakin up with old mugus and fallin in love with a new bloke?

Missy, what position did u put bro tbk?

What is going on hia , missy how many husband u get sef
i dey vex u

All the ladies saying they cant, what if u marry a graduate that has a job and lost his job afterwards?

@post
I can date a jobless graduate cuz i know he wont be jobless forever

posakosa:
hahahaha! I know of Men who do this, hahaha!

They are only causing a health hazard to themselves, with all the bacteria and viruses lurking in that bathroom, ycuk!

Lol. . .some1 told me a story recently abt this dude who always take his phone to wherever he goes, so one he went to bath and he forgot to take the phone with him, do u know the man got out of the bathroom immediately he realised that he didnt have his phone with him with soap all over his body and he was going back inside the bathroom he fell down then the wife bursted into laughter

banom:
Today's Front page,

1, Genevieve Listed As World Famous By Oprah

2, Rita Dominc face of Nokia Africa

Thank God I am Igbo,

Igbos are realy the only chosen children of God, the jews, the children of Abraham,

Chukwu gozie unu , umunwa nnem.

Why must u bring tribalism into this? really?

Some ppl have issues sha . . why cant y'all just be happy for her?

All the guys hiding their phones are all playas . . . . .some cant even go into the bathroom without taking their phone with them . . SAD

Spyker:
sorry poster, i think you miss-typed 32 (not 23). Sure, Timaya is not 23, i know that. He looks more than 30 and if you check out what he filled as age in "the street to fame" project in which he contested, you will be shocked. He grew up in Port Harcourt. Except Music age don dey shaa

Rofl

gud for her

spikedcylinder:
But her hair is jet black, is that not enough?

Lmao . . .i guess that shud count for something

Now i thot janet said she was going to wear black for a whole year to mourn her brother she looks gr8 tho

Sagamite:
I beg carry your Erykah Baduish arse comot for dis thread and go and preach to person wey care.

If you can't accept the realities of life (i.e. Men, and even most women, would always appreciate and criticise the features of women, which by the way this thread is not about), then transport your freaking arse to Saudi Arabia and wear a burka where no one would comment or be able to comment on you or anyone else.

We will all appreciate that emigration.

Hehehehehehehehe . . . oh Gosh

Make sure u dont date a girl with insecurities then, cuz they will provoke ur life

follypimpi:

Brof no girl wld dare try such with me.

hehe. . . i op u dnt meet one of those chicks sha

ebila:
Hey TOPE,don't say it like guys r bound to mess up! Somtimes,it really is an honest mistake.

Since when did cheating become an honest mistake, am i missing something here?

chic2pimp:
abi ooo
Ignore this woman. She is obviously a haterrrrrrrrr 

u know say na true i dey yarn, immediately the dude knack the girl . . .he will also turn to her other bf

chic2pimp:
look at dis oniranu

U are the oniranu, wetin u dey hide?

_{to be honest i dnt blv in going thru bf's phone}

Once a guy cheats on you, u can never trust him again, every little steps he takes will be suspicious

Re: She Now Needs Me Badly

No she doesnt, she needs ur money and what u have to offer badly

Jennyfa:
i am currently dating a guy whom i really love but he doesn't treat me wit respect he doesn't even show he cares of recent i met a guy who is everything i ever wanted in a guy caring,loving and who cares bout ma future unlike the other who only talks bout sex. the problem is i am already deep into the first guy and i cant just let him go but the second guy i cant let him go as well i know at the end somebody would get hurt but i would not want that to happen i am really confused.

U do know guys tend to be loving n caring when they are asking u out right?

follypimpi:
Nowadays one need to sleep with ones phones all strapped to ones waist,not cos u got broads txt but cos maybe we MEN sometimes dont like our privacy been invaded.

Heheheheheeheheh . . . bite us

ximuskina:
pls, since i got married (jan. 2009) i have been trying to get pregnant but have not. last month i made love to my husband on my ovulation day, am surprised that i saw my period this month. I thought i was pregnant becos my period was delayed for 10 days. what do i do? is something wrong with me. pls help.

It is very common to have your period the same month u get pregnant, altho it shud be lighter and shorter than normal

bluespice:
is that a new nick name?
cos i was kinda getting used to
"awww not her mommy!"

*click fingers together n give u an evil look*

u dey mind that yeye boy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=316937.msg4623230#msg4623230 date=1254101879]Tope stop LYING!!!
The last time i unhooked your bra, your boobs slapped me face multiple times.[/quote]Na u go own saggy breasts wey go dey slap ppl for face

stillwater:
Don't objectify me, rotflmao!!! I'm going to bed jare, have a long day tomorrow.

Lmao . . . . so true
me sef dey go bed . . . . . if some1 told i'd still be here, i'd say it a lie

bluespice:
tope, i dont know jack

oh u traitor

The Sly:
Mims = Music Is My Savior.
Lupe Fiasco = Hip Hop Saved my life.
D'Banj= Koko Master

Sauron=Boob master, Boob is my saviour. . . . .Boob saved my life. . . . . .Mayne, You are too much.

Classiccccccccccccccccc

stillwater:
Trying to be modest?

Honestly . .blue is on fb and she can tell u that i aint packing that much

bluespice:
i see my bra stuffing is working
4 socks, and a wonder bra is not a joke fellas

Lol . . . stop lying u aint stuffing shyte

stillwater:
Ok o.

Need to start stuffing my bra.

OMG, u guys must really think i have a big boobs
dnt let the bra deceive u guys oo and i know spicy is way ahead of me in that department

bluespice:
stillwater what do u expect?
our queen tope is here, we have to follow her lead

follow my lead? i be 50 cent?

chic2pimp:
Na lie jare. U too dey yanga. The only reason I dey tolerate am is cuz the end justifies the means oo.

buahahahahahahaha. . . u r making me choke with laughter