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Treetop20:
i sometimes wonder how she keeps up with him
he is so cocky!

well ur amber aint little miss goodie two shoes either

The Sly:
A week to 2weeks dating.
We call it ''One hit wonder''.

*jaw drops*
The girl must be mad to agree to that kind of contract

chic2pimp:
@ POSTER

NA WA 4 U. U no even get shame,abi?

Wahlai u suppose dey hide face not brag.

U dey mind the good 4 nothing boy

The Sly:
On a contract basis, Yes but it depends on the girl sha. . . .

lol . . what contract?

evil666:
I didnt say 200, she is just about 120yrs old. naim una take dey fail 4 sch so

u dey craze, what is the difference btn the 2 jare
u want to shag a living corpse . . . nnna go ahead abeg

busybody20:
From an unconfirmed source:

Here are the final 12: it if be rumour ooo, i nor no   

Over 25s (Simon Cowell):
Jamie Afro
Danyl Johnson
Olly Murs

I kinda agree with simon's one

Ppl still talk abt TB Joshua?

evil666:
Who do you know that did this and didnt live long? stop been assuming!

Oga sorry jare
go n shag ur 200 yrs old woman. . . more power to u

davidylan:
You know, that's why i was simply shaking my head at the silly women crying about men picking the cute ones. If i were a woman i'd be ashamed to be here. Most of the guys here are having a good time, i can bet my last farthing none of the guys here would put his own woman up here.

women sometimes cheapen themselves.

oh wow

evil666:
have you ever slept with a woman of about 120 yrs. please advise me immediately because i am about to do that with this old woman in my neighbourhood. how does the kpekus feel.

Just know that u wont live long

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=327787.msg4621159#msg4621159 date=1254074680]Over ma dead body. . . . . . .

P.S. I am relocating to South Africa.
This dude married 4 women at the same time.
[img]http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/itn/20090927/11/1053255416-man-marries-four-women-time.jpg#300,225[/img][/quote]I hope this guy is billionaire sha

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=326853.msg4617226#msg4617226 date=1253998289]She fell in love with you because you sang "End Of The Road"??
Trust me, she will fall for the next dude that sings R.Kelly's "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time".[/quote]https://s2.tinypic.com/vimlgy_th.jpg

Classic

debosky:
First it was killer beans now killer apples? What next?

I heard abt the killer beans too
its apples now? And what is NAFDAC doing abt it

davidylan:
me and you ke? Lai lai, you must have seen a ghost.

Lol
Dont lie david i saw the evidence

F u up:
check this,

An Indonesian woman has given birth to the heaviest baby ever born in the country, a boy weighing in at an eye-watering 19lbs

No way

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=327832.msg4600478#msg4600478 date=1253757089]You mean they didn't die after you killed them [/quote]I was thinking that after i read his post


@posakosa
are we talking abt the same ex u want dead?

OgidiBoy:
I like to go out ones in a while and get drunk, but every time I drink hard liquor, the hangover the next morning is just unbearable. My buddy said smoking weed should get rid of the hangover but I can't stand the smell of weed.


If you have any natural remedy pls share, cause I'm just not ready to quit drinking just yet because of hangover.

OgidiBoy! OgidiBoy!! OgidiBoy!!! how many times i call u?
no be book dem send u go read

follypimpi:
U knw y i loff u,u dey talk truth sumtimes. Jordan nah Oyon oni ballu,This nah Oyon Ogidi.geddit ?

Tee hee hee
lemme go look at it one more time b4 i i know it is ogidi

u know lie, the thing na RAW material

Why dont u try it and come tell urs eh

Help me ask them ooo

follypimpi:
NO lie u sef like am hence the reason u r here.U dey beef the poor bobbie now cos it's bigga than urs,see jealousy @ it's peak

Lmao . . .jealousy ke. There are boobs n they are BOOBS
That one na BOOBS . . .me sef bow Jordan had berra be scared

follypimpi:
Just say the word BOOOO size=4pt]zoom zoom zoom[[/size] am there with Dafidi and chicopimp.

see una life, i know david will be here
infact he found the pix abi . . yeye boy

they look cute together

De Splash:
I have a good job and have been planning marriage with this girl.
I live in Port Harcourt while she lives in Owerri.
From time to time she visits me, spend about a week with me and so on.

Her last visit was three months ago. Right now she is with me.
She arrived yesterday and has been behaving strange since then.
I was compelled to sneak out with her phone where I saw what is giving me
heart ache right now.

My fiancee was engaged in a text message conversation with a lover
at Owerri on how to do away with the one month old pregnancy. I gathered
also that they had been in a regular sex romp for at least four months.
I descended on her few minutes later and she admitted it.

My heart bleeds. She is right here in my house but carrying another man's
child in her womb. What do I do? Today morning she left the house to see
a certain doctor her friend introduced to her in order to terminate the pregnancy.

I need serious replies/advice from mature nairalanders only, please. No harsh
comments.

Ouch . . . . .
I'd say walk away now

davidylan:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=87708

follypimpi:
Pure Melon how great are thou.

I know i will see u here

Im sorry but does it occur 2 u dat if her plans was to trap the guy wit a child then she wudnt have had 13 abortions 4 the guy. Gosh

kellorah:
It takes two jor!

But yeah, she still remains stupid in my eyes.

to me i blv condoms are more reliable . . . .anyody can forget to take a pill

posakosa:
and the girl has never heard of birth control pills ?! She needs to be proactive here or what do you think ?

_{Yes, some men are wicked but women too need to be smart.}

so birth control also prevent ppl from sexual infections. i blv any man that isnt ready to have child or if u know u dnt want the chic u r boinking to be the mother of ur children, its ur responsibility to strap up.

posakosa:
absolutely Valid point.

Based on the poster's story, they had an agreement. BUT IF this man lied to her that he would marry her, then there's problem.

so the guy has never heard of the word condom? he is lucky the girl didnt give him std or hiv.

kellorah:
Hope your not speaking from experience.

yea, i've had 20 abortions

posakosa:
after 13 abortions    

God works in a miraculous way