₦airaland Forum

tubabie:
@Topic
I don't see the fashion sense in leaving your pants half-way on your butts, giving me an eeewwy look of your boxers and walking like you got some stuff in between your thighs.
It's indecent!

Excatly . . . . .who want to see their shit-stained boxers?

nene1:
Both women are gorgeous (in my opinion), but who do you think looks better? Only Rita and Aishwarya. I know there are other gorgeous actresses out there, but I'm only talking about these two. Let me know what you guys think. If you don't like either actress their is no need for insults, just don't comment then.

How can u compare rita to world's most beautiful woman??

annyplenty:
When I now combine this knowledge to the long list of world notable married men who have cheated against their wives on the excuse of getting bored in NAURA HAYDEN'S book titled : "how to satisfy a man each time and have him beg for more". I become a little more interested so that I can be guided before I tie the knot

Ok . . . .why is that most naija men thinks it the woman's job to spice up their sex life??
Does it actually occur to them that women too get bored of their sorry ass

debosky:
15 minutes (after the I do's and the 'you may kiss the bride')

Lmao . . . . . so why get married at all

annyplenty:
Most married men complained of being bored of their wives soon after wedding and they start nursing a feeling of getting an extra spice from outside, I mean from another woman.

What will make a man get bored of his wife not too long into the wedding?.

What long do u mean by 'not too long'?

ok
But him not calling u doesnt mean he doesnt love ya

platinumnk:
the sex makes it hard to marry 2 unles they can live in the same house with no problems which is impossible

Gbam . . . . .i am already try my hardest to satisfy one guy
Two men . . . . . . Mba

ray001:
Hi All,
Please read my story and advice accordingly:
I met my wife through a close friend who happen to be her manager in 1998,she happened to be doing her internship there and my friend being a christian recognized some good virtue in her and recommended her to me afterward i realize that both of us actually attend the same church,I got to know my wife 2months to rounding up her programme i.e her intership and 1month before leaving for school I spoke to her and we both agreed to start a relationship.I was working in the kaduna then while she was schooling at the University of Ibadan,due to the nature of my job, I didn't have much time to travel down to visit her in the school, I will say she's decent and do pray a lot, she did not have many friends,though the 2 different occasions that i visited her I couldn't meet any of her friends,so there is no way for me to know any of her character or maybe her past life while in school,at a point when I propose marriage she said she had only been in a relationship once and due to infidelity on the part of the guy she broke up.we got married immediately she finished her service year i.e 2000 and a year after we left relocated to UK.There is one trait I've seen so far in my wife and it is that she's too secretive,example includes either she's home or not i'm not allowed to open up her mails,i'm not allowed to receive her calls,she never jokes,she said she doesn't like jokes,the fact of the case is that i do not understand her,I've had to talk with her several times but refuse to see reason with me.
My idea of a marriage is that both side should be open to each other,i.e they should be best of friends,in my case some times I may want to confide in her some things she will tell me that she's not interested,on few occasions i've had to accuse her of infidelity not that i caught her but I actually sense it because of lack of intimacy i.e communication between us.she's very intelligent and smart(she's a Phd holder) and and am a research scientist though very busy still studying and with 2 kids in the marriage,I know what she can do,I've had to confront her with some evidences yesterday and since then she's been crying and i guess making up her mind to quit the marriage.
Now this are my points:There has not been any intimacy between us.and 3yrs ago i'discussed with her sisters and they spoke to her up till now she's not changed.
She's always nagging every little things she'll start making trouble.I've had to ask her what the problem is.financially we are ok,both of us have 3 properties in uk and 1 under construction in Nigeria.so this is not money problem.
Another is the fact that i should not check her mails even if she's out of the country!
She does go out any time and i cannot query her or ask her where she's been.
I don't seem to understand.I do not intend to cheat on her or anything and i will never
cheat on her.I only suppose a marriage should not and could not be like this.
Pls note I've taken her to so many seminars on marriage and I've actually tried my best .I do not know what else to do.
Pls advice,
Thanks.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . .I really dont know what to say
I cant say you shud try and talk to her cuz she doesnt seem to want to talk
I guess you should pray abt it

na2day?:
nope, i am taller, 4ft 6"  
u no know wetin i don suffer for these womansis hand, i have a right to fight back

ROFL @ womansis

agabaI23:
I see where u are coming from brother. go ahead. Good luck. Tope5000 cooperate abeg. The handshake don pass the palm

Gerraway abeg

sleekdoc:
na una know, u dese silly chics, make una go jump for lagoon jor, no be every man go tall.
I love my height, and a few girls do too, besides I'm still taller dan some people
ibkaye ur marked
spikedcylinder ur coochie is irritating, how can u keep a man with that shit, ewwww
Tope, flgator, winnergal make una go chop sand!
na2day I reserve my comments

E dey pain u

agabaI23:
na2day
wetin tope do you? wee ya pishur make we see your height.

Tope no mind am o

The height of a woman is not measure from head to toe, it measured in from waist to the cross road and from the back to front of the chest.

Lmao. . . . . tell him agaba

na2day?:
3ft 10" dont count

Is that how tall u are?

Sagamite:
That allocation is locked, I can't change it.

That isnt fair . . . sauron has been linked too many chics already
Biko un-reserve me . . . . free me

na2day?:
the more reason why we wont marry u, we dont want to mess up our gene pool

Well too late. . . . cux this short babe is marrying a tall dude. eat that

na2day?:
ha! so u will make our sons midgets and they wont have girls in the future to marry, hell naaaw!

The more reason why a short girl shud make sure she marrys a tall dude

Sagamite:
If I may ask, are you the same person as Tope2000?

_{Yes sire}

Reserved for sauron ke . . . . plssssssssssss
I am coming there to enjoy my life

na2day?:
how can u tell? i know that i am way taller than u even with that 3ft heels on

Well thankfully . . . . it is not mandatory for a girl to be tall
So boo hoo

Sagamite:
Obviously, I will look. The thing there is I will not be staring if there is no prospects.

I am not a fan of all this strip-dancing rubbish, what is the point?

Have no doubt, after only my first glance, I have already undressed you and all your friends and done a full assessment of the quality.

Heheheheheheeheheheheehe . . . . . .dude is dangerous

Best location and venue: Central London
Desired date/weekend period : June/July
Financial approach : Sauron shud pay for the whole thing
Desired amenities: Bacardi Mojitos

na2day?:
even when they beat the crap out of u?

Sharap . . . . . u are just mad cuz u aint that tall
I dont date thugs

Sagamite:
No, babes.

The guy asked you to state your preferences when obviously he wishes you will come and you were cyber-fronting that you need to know dress-code first.

I was thinking if you are fronting online what would you do in real life.

Lmao . . . . im sorry i was only joking with sauron
Front?? I dont front at all . . . i always keep it real

Anyway, I am not a keen fan of looking, my name is not lukman. If I like, I go if there are good signals (approachability indicators).

Dont lie . . . . all men look

If there is attitude and immaturity, I normally like to do something else with my time that I enjoy e.g. playing a football game.

Noted!!!

spoilt:
I beg to differ.Not all tall guys are handsome. Girls will take tall any form it comes. Some of these guys are llike hulking strapping giants, with limbs everywhere and heads the size of footballs.

Lmao
Not that kind Biko

chiogo:
Yes, she's pretty and definitely not that skinny.

I think she needs to work on her dressing, what's with the pants in "turning me on" video?

Gosh her dress sense is thumbs down

@post
Tall guys are just sexy

Some of these reasons are

spoilt:
Are you married to one of those loud mouth men who dont know how to be respectful even to elders? Why do you have to put up with it? No one says you should leave him but something has got to give. I cant tell you how to stop him. I dont know him or how loud his mouth is. Figure something out. By the way insulting his parents wont solve anything.( Even though he'll probably fly into a rage as if his own parents deserve more respect than yours)

True dat.

@poster
Has he always been like that?

Sagamite:
I will need the PS3 for sure.

Lol . . . . so u'd rather play games than look at sizzling chics?
Are u a geek by any chance?

debosky:
As long as they aren't goth chicks and they are clean, bring them on jare. It's about time someone had a heart attack from fine chicks not from ayamatangas.

What is on the menu? coz they are picky eaters

Why can't a park work? Is it that hard to get a few grills in the trunk of someone's car? No house volunteers yet. . . .

Nah mate . . . that isnt cute

@sauron
I need to know the dress code first cuz i have mad friends
i dont want anyone having heart-attack

Secretz:
What are you talking about? ? ? what did you see hia? Put that your glasses back on, I said:

I will SEND some of my pretty girlfriends in replace of me

Lol . . . . . u said and i quote

I will bring some of my pretty girlfriends

meaning u r going

Secretz:
I will bring some of my pretty girlfriends. . . .

[s]They will join NL the day before so they are actual members [/s]

Lmao
So u are going afterall

follypimpi:
Yes Oh my Kafayats r hotties too,I can write history about Tope's/Toyin's they r the type that sneak in to have a shag while Momma send em on an errand.

Lmao . . .tope's have suffered

chamotex:
Enough Toyin's and Tope's . . . . . . . . . . ask Tope5000 shags, she will tell you.

Boy u were never up to my standards so dont even go there