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God please I beg of you, as I look forward to begin my reproduction cycle in the nearest future bless me with God-fearing offspring and good people not the type of people this man has as offspring,family and friends

valdes00:
Right on point bro...... To sum ppl, they will feel like to jus enter NL tru d screen of their phone to start a fight

B4 I used to ponder in wonders how grown ppl act like kids den I realised age is never a tools for measuring maturity.

U dey mind them? He tot state job is like fed job... oya na shebi u ppl ar der now, see how we celebrated one yr of stabled light.
Nonsense!!!

Thank God it was done online cos if not d number of casualties would be greater compare to the one we witnessed in rivers state.

Congratulations lanicky

I know what op is pondering on...

Repent! Repent!! Repent!!!

Hi,pretty lady sitting on my head Pheals

ONE FRUIT NIGERIANS DON'T KNOW THE YORUBA NAME.

POMEGRANATE - _____________

O boy!

Where are those people claiming over sabi here? Comma educate us ooo..

HateU2:
really?
I'm so much in love with dogs so Tey I can sleep with it

amaraedec:
How do you mean dear?

She meant she was lucky to come across someone like you dat goes out of his way to provide her with the things she needed.

On the matter.

For ur own good block her off from every means of communications cos d more u pick her calls, chat her up and engage in things with her, the more u hurt urself.

I just got over a similar heartbreak (4years courtship) and is not something one pray for his enemies.

One important thing is, Don't Rush into any relationship for now give urself sometime..

Goodluck

buharisbae:
y u begging those illiterate? They are fvcking buffoons!

U ar not givin ur sugar dad good advise

I vote MYSTICGAL

Cc: NLjega

But Why na?

ritababe:
future purposes for where

We don't no what the future holds.

ritababe:
game on

The way u ar going up n down on dis election tin ehn!

If Jonathan had employed u as his campaign manager maybe he'll still be d presido by now.

Ur Moniker noted for future purposes.

Their ideology is men own properties they (women) inherit it anyway cos na landlord (men) dey die first.. lol

Dis govt 4years na season film oooo

No pix

How did we get here sef.

According to what I heard dis ijew guys ar pipeline vandals and the landlords and people of d community are against their activities for the safety of their lives and properties.

Merlissa:
Off your bra take am do parashoot


Off your pant take am do shower cap


Then post the pic for us to see

Ldkmh

Insult him back for no reason too. Let's see what will happen after dat den we'll know d nxt step to take.

He said he doesn't like arsenal style of play. How is dis d manager's fault??

Add CC: and some of dis mods moniker maybe they can help u move it to FP where u'll definitely get someone.

True to some extent

Commit suicide or cut off ur diccck

Nonsense question

Keep it natural. They'll not hear

sinaj:
Lwkmd


But bros ur theory is on point

See ass sun de hammer 2baba coz he wan take selfie with this Orobo

Na rain dey hammer khaled hand abi make them lap ?

May Allah lead us aright and forgive us our sins.

vikspring:
create a thread for it

I will love to but it's either u ar lucky or popular b4 ur thread hit FP..

shamsuRana:
8...They know what they want in a woman.

Except...

SUITORS NOW PREFER OUR MAIDS TO OUR DAUGHTERS FOR MARRIAGE

Why not?

When we devote time in training the maids on how to cook well, how to clean the house and on good mannerisms while leaving our own daughters untrained.

We overwork the maids and they adjust with equanimity because they need us to survive.

The maids turn out to manage the indignation and insolence we and our children subject them to. All these make the maids better wives who can manage even the angriest of men.

Our precious daughters are pampered through nursery and primary schools. They speak the English we want and know all the cartoon slangs by heart. We beat the maids blue black if they ever ask our girls to help out in domestic duties. They see kitchen things as maids' things.

The girls move from boarding schools to the university, do their NYSC, Masters and get a job. Of course, they are ripe for marriage and you wish that to happen soon.

From one relationship to another, the same story. The guys would parade and dump them. They are only good in bed, outings, clubs and red carpet functions.

The boys de-commit when they notice that the possible wife cannot cook, arrange things and are very domestically untrained. The rich guys can manage as they would mitigate the handicap by hiring a domestic help. Not all guys can afford this for a start.

The upcoming and very sensitive guys who would make good husbands, fathers and leaders would not manage these parents' inflicted shortcomings. They would settle for well trained ones. They know the value and the pride in hosting friends at home to delicious delicacies prepared by a wife.

My friends love eating the food my wife makes. My wife's proficiency in culinary matters and the joy she exudes in cooking different dishes for me has made me to stop eating outside. I tell people that as a titled man, that I'm forbidden to eat outside but I know the truth- no food can taste any better than my wife's. I'm also convinced that my addiction is not juju-inspired. It would have expired by now. We are married for 16 years+.

Not all your maids would remain your servants for ever. Some of them would finally do part-time studies and like a train, get to their God ordained destinations sooner or later.

Like a perfume, good guys perceive well trained wife materials from afar and dump the daughters of the bourgeois like hot iron. Long time happiness in at stake. No explanation is given. Sometimes, the sack message is made through a social medium.

Let your daughters learn what you teach your maids to make them compete for the few available good men if marriage is important to them. There are few guys who believe that marriage is for better for worse.

Don't be deceived; love is an active verb. Yes it is. You love; you loved; and you used to love. You can also hate who you used to love. Therefore, some men are immune to pre-marital love blindness.

In practice, love can't cover the stench of bad early formation of our daughters.

Right now, educated former maids are now cornering better men on offer because they possess the requisite or set skills the highly perceptible and ready husband materials need.

Take note..

This is a topic that deserves a thread on its own..

Aubrey1:
How I go take manage 50% for 2 days ?

U dey mind op on dat 1... b like say no b Nigeria em dey