Malayy:
2gig ? What's the code ?

*482#

deardevil:


abeg guy how u take do am 2gig for 10 days

It works only in Edge network o. . . It's still cool in my area sha, I've been downloading from YouTube with it.

owensking:
Similar experience...

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Fear weed!

I've read this before on nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed

Glo netwk used to be awesome in my area, but since last week it has been terrible. I had to sub airtel 200naira 2gig for 10days. It's been awesome. . . Never knew it's this fast. . .

Op is getting old

deyeancah:
AUTHENTICATION FEES PER DOCUMENT:

Ministry of Education ----------- Charges within #1,000 - #1,500

Ministry of Foreign Affairs ----- Charges within #1,000 - #2,500

UAE Embassy Abuja ------------ Charges within $30 - $35 (#10,500 per Document for 5 working days)/ #22,000 per document for Express

[b]Foreign Affairs in UAE ---------- Charges 110 Dirhams per document. Branches are open at Al Twar Centre in Al Qusais and Al Barsha from 7.30 am to 1 pm and from 4 pm to 8pm. There are also two branches in DED & DM, but they follow regular government office timings.


@justi4jesu can i do MOE and MOFA same day?? and if i do not go to the UAE Embassy can i complete it @ Foreign Affairs in UAE?? Thanks.

Ministry of education charges 300 per document
Foreign affairs 600 per document
Uae embassy 18k per document. And you get your documents within 24hrs and not 5 working days

johndwayy:

Goodafternoon madam...I sent my documents to my friend to help me authenticate in MOE, MOFA and UAE Embassy. But he was told at MOE that it can't be done on behalf of someone, that I must be there.. Please how true is this?

Only a close relative with same surname can help. That was the announcement the other day I went to do mine. . . I don't know if there's other way to go about it,

NONNYG:
since u still dey 9ja, just come to UAE & book Yankee flight. Kalas

See you o, just like that. . .

after reading frankNeta thread from page 0 to 114, to travel Yankee kon dey hungry me like mard! Abeg how easy is it to port from uae to Yankee legally? I still dey Naija o

nattybanta:

u need flogging, ppl are in uae begging for even 1000aed job and u saw 1200aed cleaning and still looking for our opinion. 99% cleaning jobs comes with everything free and u get tips if u play your cards well

Sorry, pls what do you mean by 99% cleaning jobs come with everything free? You mean accommodation, transport and feeding?

justi4jesu:





Funny question it's either you choose to do the job or not. If you are not interested there are other nationalities ready to take over. No go start work and hope for a better one....

I just want want to know if the job isnt too tedious and stressful like that of construction! I want to know how hard it is

Justi4jesu , nattybanta pls how is cleaning job in uae @1200aed monthly?

nattybanta:

if you think its a genuine offer, then there is no problem with accepting the offer, Oman is bad for only ladies. and a security job is the most decorated menial job you can ever do.

What about cleaning services?

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Oh, thanks. I'll do both. . .

Hi all. I'm about doing uae authentication, after moe and mof authentication of my bsc and olevel certificate. I want to know if it's really necessary to do uae authentication of both olevel and bsc certificate, or just bsc, it's urgent pls. thanks.

tolugeorgeinfo:


Its just a day.
1: when u get to (tsukunda building) u will be asked to submit the docs u want to authenticate, bear in mind all d docs must have gone through min of edu and foriegn affairs, after u submit the docs at the uae embassy, they vet it and then depending on the amount of docs u have u will b sent to UBA bank inside transcorp hotel to pay in money for the authentication, its 18k naira per document.
2: when u r done from d bank, u go back to the embassy and submit the teller, they will now give u a time usually the next day 12:00 pm to come and collect it.

Thank you, this is helpful. I'll be going to Abuja tomorrow! I hope to get everything done latest by Friday so I can return home on Saturday. Can I do that of ministry of education and foreign affairs same day?

tolugeorgeinfo:

Its done in their admin office ( Tsukunda House ) central business district, very close to Church Gate Abuja

Thank you! How long does uae attestation take? I mean how many days?

Good morning, I read somewhere here that uae authentication is no longer done at uae embassy, I need the address of where it's been done. . Thanks

justi4jesu:



Yes you can carry Ewa Agoyin sef

See your people below...

Seriously? Wow, good to know. . Thank you ma

Haba. . . One cannot ask a simple question again. . .

Hai everyone. I've read about how terrible the meal served on plane is, I want to know if one can be allowed to get on a plane with a cooler of cooked jollof rice and fried stew with chicken .. Thanks

tolugeorgeinfo:


500 naira either from MOFA or MOE

Wow, thanks. Pls i just checked, what I got from my school is neco notification of result and not neco certificate, can I authenticate this at MOE? Or I should go get the real certificate before traveling to Abuja, and also can I work with a neco Notification of result in uae? I don't want to go through the stress of getting my neco certificate

tolugeorgeinfo:

A taxi to MOE is 400 naira, then u can walk to MOFA, the two are practically facing eachother.

Thanks so much! How about to uae embassy?

Please, I wish to know how far is Wuse 1, nouchott street to ministry of foreign affairs and moe. . I've never been to Abuja before. . Thanks

justi4jesu:



Authenticate all in Nigeria first (MOE,MOFA,UAE EMBASSY), then when you arrive UAE, you can choose the particular one you would like to authenticate.

Thank you. I'll do just that.

oluwarphemmy:


Lolz...at the UAE embassy, it's any u would wanna attestate o.... In as much as u are gonna provide both the original and the photocopy authenticated at the ministries. For me, I only authenticated my Bsc and Msc at the embassy but had all done at the ministries cos the waec or neco is a must there.

So I don't need to attestate my olevel result at UAE embassy before heading UAE? Should I just authenticate only my bsc cert?

Also, is it a must I authenticate my olevel at the embassy? To save cost, Why can't I just authenticate only my bsc at the embassy since I'm not going to uae to study

oluwarphemmy:


at the MOE and MOFA, u would have to authenticate both the neco and waec cos that's what u used in gaining admission... which is 1k each for the scratch card. Unless ure lucky and they accept just ur neco... cos without this they won't go on with ur Bsc. But at the embassy... u can do anyone u want to provided u bring in ur original and photocopy.... and it's 18k per document...

I used only my neco to gain admission. I didn't use my waec at all

justi4jesu:



Yes you can, no problem with that.

Thanks so much!