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DateMynd44:
does it look like I'm joking here?
Pls I don't want her to leave me because of my ineptitude to provide her necessities cos I'm her boyfriend. Lest she tells her friends that I'm broke and break up with me...
She's my first love and I don't want to die of Heartbreak.

Can you help me send the money let me add with what I have to give her?
Lastly do you have a room?

Hmm I feel you bruh..I know how much you need to finalise with her so you can be sure she is yours 100%,av been in your shoes so I know how it is so I'll help you,I have a well furnished apartment that you can bring her to and have your private time,that's what I can do for you some other good samarithan can complete the 5k for you so you can achieve your life's ambition,but I hope the girl is not a local girl that you will bring to my house o,I need to be sure so send me her number let me talk to her to know her kind of person before I can send you the address.

humeeh:
Lmao.My spirit directs well sir.



I'm very well.Thank u!

And you?

Oh I'm OK, just seriously anticipating the weekend like every normal human being ..I bet the OP has his eyes on us like a hawk as we starting to derail his thread ..can I dm instead?

humeeh:
Lmao!!Thank uu.As for dm's,as the spirit directs.

LOL...I hope the spirit is not too rigid tho,it should direct you to replying reasonable dms.. some spirit are not flexible at all and think nothing reasonable can come out of a dm. Anyway how r u this fine thursday afternoon miss?

taryour:
Has much I did like to agree with you but on a second thought, begging will make this guy feel like a god. If he agrees now and let go what happens in the nearest future if another lady huts him and has no one to plead on a her behalf.

Please let's be very realistic.what the guy did is devilish,put the op in your sister or your female relative shoes!!! Will you as an elder brother keep begging him For how long

Will he be the first guy to be cheated on?? Hell no. Will he be the last guy to be cheated on?? NO

For heaven sake this guy needs to be taught a lesson. The stup1d guy will sure go haywire if same was done to his sister.

This is so annoying. This guy needs to have an idea of how a prison looks. Very very wicked soul.

Receive sense IJN..Its so easy for you to sit and type all this b.s cos it's not happening to you..so she should bare Shane and tell her parents abi?and use soldiers to slap the boy?smh..you obviously have never encountered trouble before,if you know the chain reaction this will cause you won't be saying this,first of all soldiers shouldn't be involved in a civilian matter,if he knows his rights they will all be in trouble,especially if he also knows a big military man.

Secondly I hope and pray that a relationship you put your whole heart and energy into turns out like this and he cheats serially on you,then you will know just how painful it is..The bit*h deserves everybit of what she gets.

As for the hoelosho O.p, it's girls like you that make it difficult to love women and stay faithful to them,just imagine,you did it before and he forgave you only to repeat again?you and your type are responsible when a fvck boy is created from a gentleman..if you are wise you will keep trying to get him to forgive you and pray he does.

Women have turned relationship and romance into a battle now,survival of the fittest,it's now a game rather than love and I can assure you two can play at that game ,the young man is not God so if you are looking for forgiveness then find religion or God,you made your bed,now you must lay in it.

humeeh:
Lmao. ..Won ti get eh

Goan kpansh your wife

He is right tho,you are cute,nice hairdo..So do you generally ignore dm's or just those from guys getting married?

Lalas247:
What have you got to offer this imaginary Angel of yours

And what does she have to offer him also?just p*sy I bet,the problem we have is our mindset when looking for a partner,yeah what the partner has to offer is something important to put into consideration before starting a relationship but it shouldn't be main reason for entering a relationship,that's why it's so difficult falling in love these days..

Your signature tho,wild thoughts,hubyoflife..is your hubby on Nairaland too?don't let him catch you having wild thoughts on NL

Smh..Nija girls bloody hypocrites,see them taking sh*t and a lot of them swallow Cum like their life depends on it,yeah this lunatic of a girl shouldn't be posting something this gross on the Internet but these females be talking as if they angels

Please speak for yourself alone..yeah there is nothing wrong farting in front of your partner it's natural but make no mistake,its not sexy at all..my gf does it and we laugh it off but I don't find it sexy,not 1bit

Sometimes we as guys have to firm and just say NO TO things,he made a mistake,same thing happened to me but mine was that she said she wanted to go to a party with her friends cos her friends boyfriend was lunching his bar,she asked for my permission to go and said she really wanted to go so I just grudgingly gave her permission. That was my mistake,she told me one guy took her number there that day and I noticed she started acting funny and lying about things so I just ended it even though I loved her I just moved on cos I felt very betrayed and at this stage in my life I can't be in a relationship where my mind will not be at rest and I'll start dragging my girlfriend with a guy she just met?nahh did that when I was still in the university and I can't be doing that now again because at this stage I should be thinking of settling down and getting married and that definitely can't be done with a girl who can't be trusted..these hoes ain't loyal bruh..tell your man to move on to better things and life,he can still keep her as a side chick tho.

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It depends...are you a virgin guy or girl?

fumiswtpusy:
Let tthem also tell us,how much buhari has lavished in london.
Everybody looking for way to bring down goodluck ebele jonathan tenure when it is on record that it was the time,nigerians in generall be it northerners,yorubas,middle beltans and biafrans enjoyed most and the poorest man had enough to eat.
But now they are fighting corruption,some of the rich has begun to cry. And even gnash their teeth.
I am the first neat,bold and truthful yoruba girl.

LOL really?so yoruba girls are not bold,neat and truthful ,you are the first?what about your sisters, or are you the only female child in your home?Smh..you are an interesting character tho

gilgal7:
Majority of all this "show-off"guys cannot Last 2 long straight rounds without sleeping off...if she catch you in hard-core the cucumber go turn flaccid by force and yet she hasn't reach orgasm...especially when she give you wet doggy when the air condition is chilled...the worst would be riding you on reverse-cow-girl...mstchew

LOL how do you know majority of them can't last straight two rounds on doggy?anyway I don't know of other guys but personally if I want to last real long and not Cum,I use the doggy. Don't conclude based on hearsay or a few bad experiences,trust me when you jam someone who isn't really a fan of doggy na you go run,even f you are wetter than the Atlantic ocean he will still hit it until you beg to rest.

Augustap:
I guess he was singing Mammi water power yeye power while he was with her...what i don't understand is how d girl cud love him and still have the heart to complete d mission... The guy shud meet victornezzar, that's his specialty

I think he is just trolling and isn't really serious Jare..what was the mission self in the first place and how does he know she completed it?lol smh. .Anyway ur glasses gives this impression that u r a geek with Lil sense of humour,but from your comment it's obvious your sense of humour is onpoint ,howr u this fine Saturday evening miss

Augustap:
Kikikikiki....so she has completed her mission concerning you and you still have time to write this thing? This one eyaff weak me

The dude is confused lol

Ekiseme:
I am not forming anything,I say it the way I see it, so the rail lines and state is your own reason for clamouring for biafra?

You are just so on point bro..you are a very wise man,those shouting biafra up and down don't know the pains it would cause.

LionDeLeo:
OP, I did not bother to read your analysis because I know you just want to make noise.

What you are saying is the most impossible thing on Earth.

Even AA & SS cannot produce SS, not to talk of AA & AS.

Ha..I tire o

Babysnow1:
Maybe

Nice eye lignin..

intrepidJ:
It's apparent you flunked common sense in school. Its 2017 , im telling about events that happened in 2015. READ. I moved out December 2015. Before you open your mouth and spill crap I give you an hour to apologises. If you do not I decree it is your time to die this year. You can call my bluff, if you do not apologise and retract that sensless post I will make a pronouncement your remain days in Earth won't exceed November this year.

Hmm it's not something to take personal it wasn't a statement meant to make you feel bad,I was just not happy with the way it seemed you were playing with your life,anyway I apologise if you felt offended,it's really not me you should be venting on,it's the people you wrote about,and far from what you think I don't intend to start trading curses with you so I won't make any pronouncement like you have done,and you are NOT God so I rebuke what ever it is you say,my life and everyone's life is in the hands of God.

intrepidJ:
August. Why?

Something must really be wrong with you upstairs..after all these you are still in that house?well maybe it's your time to die because any right thinking human being would have moved out of that apartment, but when death hovers around someone he doesn't do the logical thing but acts foolishly..u simply don't value your life,i pity you..heavy loose guarding na I'm you de do so,and if you no careful them go chop you sara..just imagine after everything you are still comfortable staying there?smh..the few people I know who have died where people who loose guarded like you,

You know this guys are viki boys and have made several attempts on your life and you still mingle with them and even give lifts to their brothers?I really pity you..I hope by the time you realise how foolish you are it won't be too late..abi you think say you be superman abi?good luck to you..it's just like saying there is a venomous snake in a pot and you are well aware of it and still yet gamble and put your hands in the pot to pick up a piece of meat hoping u don't get bit.. really dumb bro

Stupid man..very dull guy..and you wonder why she keeps cheating on your sorry ass..pathetic excuse for a man

MrJorge:
I can't say cos I wasn't there. It happened close to my place of work and it's unfortunate I don't have the pix and video here.

Hmm na wa o,but what exactly is their reason for killing families?did the families have an outstanding beef with the gang members or something?I just keep wondering how they choose who to attack and reasons why they do because it is just complete madness and wickedness to just be killing families randomly.

Mhizgracie01:
I heard that ogbanjes are simply children who suffer from sickle cell anaemia..I don't know how true it is but it makes sense to me.

As cute as you are, you are this ignorant?smh..I can't believe in this generation,time and age people still think like this..smh didn't you do biology in secondary school?it is people like you that make all these poor sicklers commit suicide with your way of thinking. Please go and do your research and stop talking like this,you really sound like a bush girl no offence but it's true.Sickle cell is a genetic illness and nothing spiritual madam, I had a friend who suffered from him God rest his soul,and he gave up life because of people like you stigmatising them foolishly, If you say this thing in public ehnn you go fall your hand big time.

deebee13:
Such a pity! Energy the dweeb is suppose to channel into Carpentery is what he's using to beat a woman. If it's a fellow guy like him now he'll become his true impotent self!

Lol@energy for carpentry...so you decided to dash him a career in Carpentry just like that?

Jessidaisy4:
Handsome "criminal"

Handsome criminal ke..I will surely tell your bf that you are eyeing another man,just send me his number.

NavyBlue:
u dey obseve, why u come open yansh for ground na? As u dey observe, other observers dey observe dat place o. Oya, abeg close am before u continue

LOL watin carry ur eyes go there?oya close those eyes make them no spoil u pass this u hear?

NnamdiN:
If you must have unprotected sex, do not run out of test kits at home. Fast and accurate

Order from this link. konga.com/catalog/product/view/id/2500959

Hi the link you gave isn't opening and I'd really like to get one of those home testing kits.

ikbnice:
It can't happen to me coz I can't be so foolish. I'm not buying in a black market so it has to be tested OK before I take her home. I will shine a flashlight down and tunnel and confirm its state and carry out a periodic assessment.
How can you serve a sumptuous meal to others behind my back while I wait eagerly for a special meal from u despite my hunger. Now, u dey bring me leftover with sorry. For where?
Love with your heart and not your brain. Let your brain keeps working even during sex

This here is the real MVP(most valuable player)..bros you be man jare..you don talk am finifinish. Same thing I'll do.

Nikkigel:
really, sha she will enjoy it too.

Exactly..she probably is a hoe on badoo and a lot of them on Badoo are as pretty as Kim kardashian,girls that are way prettier and fresher than ones girlfriend but they charge 3k,2k for a session. So this one got a good opportunity to make a Lil extra cash on the side..win win for her,the pleasure of sex and money,what could be better?

Nikkigel:
see u....even d cheapest prostitutes will decline that offer

Don't be too sure..I've heard guys talk of fvcking girls for way less..as low as 500. Pvssy is overated

Apparently we have a lot of sexualy deprived foolish men in NIGERIA,see them falling hand talking about running to Zimbabwe just cos of pvssy,smh..really pathetic I must say,it's no wonder Nigerian women with some much disrespect call our men dogs.