₦airaland Forum

shyling:
Child go and watch TV elders are talking

Bro forget the idiot..it's not our fault that they can't satisfy their women so they come to get satisfied and fu.cked good by Nigerian men..

vandalZA:
You are "FREE" to go "HOME" my friend...!!!

SHAME on YOU..instead of apologising on behalf of your pathetic country men ,you are telling him he is free to go home? S.A men and inferiority complex,smh..what are you even doing on a Nigerian site?anyway,just so you know,we will keep fucking and taking all your women and business from you don't worry. Now Gerarahiamen

She was engaged to be married yet she went to meet another man in a hotel?even after her fiance forbade her from seeing the ex ,only for her to hook up in a hotel with him which is even worse than going to his house. She probably asked the ex to book a hotel cos she ddnt want the risk of her fiance finding out from people that she was sighted at her ex apartment ..I dn't feel sorry for her because she brought it on herself. You can't eat your cake and have it

Mtcheeeeww any girl that listens to this O.P is strictly on her own,btw if you are not ready for sex then dont go into a relationship, personally you'll get the booth from me if you are not a Virgin but coming to form no sex before marriage with me ,only if iam SURE you are a Virgin will I accept that no sex before marriage B.S

On point O.p

mizzbouqui:
Lolss, funny you okay I dey wait

:oThis babe..so you no dey fear bad dream abi?instead of being scared you say you de wait me? ..ok you'll see me this night and il be coming with two injections..*hope shez scared of injections sha* mizzbouqui it's still not late yet to change your mind and tell me o, don't say I ddnt try to warn you before hand cos I won't hear sorry in the dream once I come,the injection will be painful o shey you know.ehenn.

mizzbouqui:
Eeyah sowie

Apologies not accepted.. ehenn and il keep malice with u for 5years and during which il be appearing in your dream asking you to tell me so just get ready o,and in the dream self il still keep malice with you

mizzbouqui:
Nope

So you don't trust me even small? ,my heart is broken this early morning women been breaking mens hearts since 12b.c

mizzbouqui:
I am, I cant lie but will not tell you which one it is

Oya come and whisper it into my ears so that others will not hear it,i promise I'll not tell anybody

You nailed it babe..but funny thing is most people who give advice are usually guilty too,I hope you are not wanting in any of the things you mentioned tho?

jenigurl:
Nothing sugah

Hmm so I have been wondering how a Muslim babe has jeni for a moniker? Pls put me out of my misery and tell me the name, cos all I could come up with was jenilu or jenilier,and I am not sure these are even real Muslim names.

flexyfit:
At first...why will u leave ur house for her...knowing all the threats she has given u.....that's a silly mistake...like u said...u have learnt ur lessons the hard way...that's good....hope this not scam aswel....

My taught exactly. .mtcheeeeww dude is not serious at all joor

She probably feels you love her too much which means you show it too..and that's what you get when you are a nice guy and you dealing with kids.

Bottom line is, better find an alternative ASAP cos as it is,you are single and you dn't even know it.

Beats me how people come up with crazy disgusting ideas like these smh

Nice one O.P

Hmm let me state it clearly to the females that the O.Ps fetish and disgusting habits should not be considered as the regular behaviour of men..the perv is on his own here and not everyman is a sniffer

enygmababe:
Oh! Thank you for bringing your observation about the dp to my notice. It took me a couple of minutes to identify what made you feel it was naughty.

It's been rectified now. You can get your mind out of the gutter.

Lol..out of the gutter?it was never in a gutter to begin with,but close tho ..

Smh aren't women suppose to be very observant and usually pay attention to details? So you mean you ddnt know the pic was a bit naughty? ? Lol anywy this one too is still naughty..ermm sexy mermaid comes to mind ..naughty naughty oya change it again and we will still find naughty in every one of them,today is naughty day .lol Don't mind me joor..

enygmababe:
Actually I am not in a position to confirm or deny what he said. Just made an observation.

The dp is cute right? Wonder why you went to check it out.

Hihihih oya lie now for africa you this calabar babe lol, I suspect you are guilty as charged joor,nothing like observation here,rather experience is the case.

Ehnn dp cute in a naughty naughty way..just wanted to see the face of the calabar girl il be taking lessons firsthand from that's why I went to check ,and just as I suspected she is naughty naughty naughty .

ireneony:
This is disgusting

My taught exactly..I was wondering if it was just me seeing it as a disgusting act,madness attaining new heights is what it is.

BrainnewsNg:
Must he use it to insult her?

Cc: Lalasticlala

In a situation where a wife out of anger tells her husband that her last child is not his and he is not man enough just because they had a fight and he called her a bitc.h then how do expect the man to react?

There's no smoke without a fire,women tend to forget themselves and misbehave and run their mouths anyhow,saying really hurtful things,knowing fully well that a man is all about his ego,then she tries to attack that ego,some even saying her ex was better in bedmathics ..hmm Do unto others as you'd have done to you shikena.

Wow..women been scamming men since 12b.c.Ok now, apart from the money he sends to you as his online girlfriend, what else are you benefiting from it?no physical contact so where's the fun?what's your end game?smh..I dn't get,how long do you plan to keep this up sef?

From where I stand,all I see is you pushing him to another woman,il advice you to be as kinky with him offline same way you do online,gradually do exactly what you do with him on Facebook in the real world too,good luck tho

IndecentStar:
i want a break up with my bea,but the problem is i know emotional she get she can kill us both and i dnt want that,she thinks her life envolve around mine but i want he to see the bigger piture i dnt want her to loose the opportunity of meeting the man of life by tieing her down.
My prob nw is hav cut all contact betwing but allas she stil went ahead to report me to my family and friends.
And i cnt look her in the eyes and say its over them no born me well,

Lwtmb..hahahahaha you must do by force of lol you don enter one chance be that,hunter becomes hunted ..abeg keep us posted how things turnout biko..

enygmababe:
Looool. I see you have experience in this matter

:oAre you confirming what he said?pls educate us more so we dn't become victims..interesting dp by the way..

Breadmaker:
Look a calabar babe in the eye and tell her that you're done with her.












And that will be the last words you will say in your life. You will be in coma for 9days and die on the 10th.

Rotfl..hilarious I must say, il start running from calabar girls starting now

Ishilove:
Awww, sweetie compete na. I will protect you, trust me

Lol..who is supposed to protect who?no be me suppose protect you?hahaha ehnn so Bigbaby is strong Enuf to protect an old man? ;Dare you sure you can? You are no more a mod so if shit goes down(which it will)you won't be able to delete bad post or ban offenders. ..anyway let's think about it sha..

Btw..I am surprised you still up now,normally you'd av been asleep by now,you decided to look for extra trouble tonight abi?

Ishilove:
Strawberry yogurt? Na, can't be my lips

Mine taste like banana youghurt

Lol..how can can you know what yours tastes like?it's someone else who can tell you what you taste like..so you taste like strawberry not banana ..I don't do bananas ..it's just like saying you know how sweet your Di.ck or pvssy is,which is impossible cos its only someone who tastes it can say..

Ishilove:
Sweerie you're handsome. You can do it, I trust in you!

Awww thanks for the vote of confidence hun..but you know now,il rather watch from the sidelines,all the publicity isn't really my thing ..bad business ,you saw what happened with the miss Nairaland now..plenty bad blood and people's private lives where exposed..I value my privacy that's why it won't be a good idea for me.But thanks all the same for the nomination

Ishilove:
Oya, see the lips

*puckers lips*

Now getting tempted to bite and swallow lips ;Dtaste like strawberry yoghurt..my fav

Ishilove:
I nominate TheSonofMark, naptu2, Adesiji77, Eyop, joseph1832 and torqque7

Cc Dygeasy

JESU..ishiBigbaby you want to kee me on NL.. :obiko I no get pawa I can't fit shout o lol

Ishilove:
Vampire

bring them lips over here sharp sharp you know when vampires have cravings,they'll need to indulge fast before a disaster happens

Ishilove:
Old man? So you know how to use email??

Hihihih..ifa catch you ehnn..I must bite those lips you are using to tease me ..actually I don't know how to,but was hoping this Bigbaby will teach me ..

PussySandie:
I'm deleting this account and will create a new one with a sweet moniker " sandieBabe".

Just see PMs

CHEAP Products attracts a lot of people now,especially the less privileged ones..it's an economic fact

Hihihih and she says shez not an olosho..abeg you ever seen a thief agree to being a thief,just zip it joor and kwontinue the olosho business quietly and stop being a nuisance.