₦airaland Forum

ogorwyne:
Imagine me ending up in his stomach all in the name of kiss. Biko kwa o am not jonah. That mouth be like well.

Lol see you,you are not even romantic sef..just ask Beyonce how many times Jay Z has swallowed her ..you must be swallowed too o wether you like it or not lol..

Lol@well mouth , na person mouth you de compare to well?chisos :ohahaha women can be heartless sha,if him catch u my hand no dey o

TrapHedges:
I see you fam!

You gotta let your boy know tho,he needs to know his girls a hoe so he needs not take her seriously..

How did you come to the conclusion that she sleeps around?abi is it cos shez no longer interested?

Dude you are truly not man enough,why will I date a girl two years and not fvck her?smh..same thing happens everytime and Guys still never learn.. then yal will come open pathetic threads about how your heart got smashed..mtcheeeeww women are the SAME everywhere,they don't like weak men.

TrapHedges:
Wer them doubters @.. Lol bitch just sent another DM!

These hoes aint loyal bruh..you a real G,bro code on point.

Player of life on point..Lwtmb

ogorwyne:
So u can swallow my head? I'll pass.

Lol ya wicked..dn't u want to be swallowed

Hbd beautiful babes.Age with grace

Toks2008:
I dey wait one lady to come and lament to me about a crazy past.

People are too convenient to use that innocuous phrase "its in the past" when they knew it was wrong in that past yet misbehaved...let her go back to her past.

Some past will always complicate the future so we must be careful to maintain proper decorum at all times.

That part where she brot another guy clearly showed how dangerous she is.

1million likes for you Bros...they will intentionally misbehave and quickly play the 'it was in the past' card..if I hear..past Ko, I dnt know of others o but as for me I won't settle for her likes, (God forgive me).

Beey:
Tihihi, let the war continue.I'll be playing Red Cross when the war is ended

Lol I got shot in the line of duty and need serious medical attention so plss start coming to treat me..that's what Red Cross does right ; Ohh and my lips hurting real bad,I could use a kiss of life too it hurts so bad

Snowangel4:
lolzzzz......u are very funny

But you know it's true right?guys do all the work,spend,chase,hump during sex and even the sperm sef we still have to give everything while all you guys do is to seat back and always take, Funny thing is the girls even get more pleasure from the orgasm than guys and yet yal make it sound like you are doing us a favour when you fvck.smh you guys should repent o

seunmsg:
They hired Biafrans as well, all the anti-Buhari tweet in the trend were tweeted by Ipobs and that is why you are so happy and running riot on this thread.

Unfortunately for you and your new Kenyan masters, patriotic Nigerians are hitting them back right now. Go back to the trend and see how Nigerians are dealing ruthlessly with the Kenyans.

Bro forget these foolish Kenyans, it's obvious it's a Kenyan who opened this thread..lol. But the truth and facts are there clear on twitter,Nigerians have buried Kenyans on that hash tag..even Ghanaians,Ugandans are begging on Kenyans behalf.

HisExellency:
Nigga tell your granma she left her teeth in my bedroom.

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Is that all you got son?smh pathetic excuse for a man..that girl had better jabs than you..anyway in other news there is a lesson to be learned here people,never pick a fight with your LORDS,cos you'll always get fvcked hard In the ass in the end..just like I did to your Kenyan sister .

No disrespect to the Kenyan ladies tho,we love yal and will always be there to help out where your men cant

HisExellency:
Glad to see that you have good taste. Kenyans went coco blonco on Nigeria today. I remember the Great Twitter War of 2014 when Kenyans lay waste to legions of Nigerian twarriors. The cyberlanscape was awash with the dead and injured. We turned Nigeria into a punchline. I was shocked that they even had the nerve to come at us again lol. The humiliation is total and complete.

Common shut up your leaking mouth there,learn from Nigerians,we tell the truth as it is and yes your anthem is good but you are getting your ass seriously wooped on twitter..accept the truth abi you blind ni?didn't you go on twitter and see for yourself? Ohh and just so you know,your ladies can't have enough of Nigerian di*ck..ask lupita,she is getting fu.cked as we speak by a Nigerian.

Did I mention I helped one kenyan girls life early last year when she came all the way from Kenya so I could give her the fvcking she cudnt get from Kenyan men?she had fun but was still trying to diss Nigeria tho lol. One thing I noticed is that she had a weird way of hissing when she got mad,but hey she cudnt stay mad too long cos I used the Nigerian Di.ck to cure her craze every single time ,she moans like crazy too and drinks alcohol like a fish,but I must confess your women have nice boobs Bro.

lola024:
you making me hot here

So many ways to handle such a situation you find yourself. all of them end with you having a big smile on your face..

Kenyans are in trouble..they ddnt know things will take another dimension,lol Nigerians got no chill..the bashing no get part 2,lol trust nija now,we even bash each other self let alone another country..RIP KENYA,that hash tag should be #RIPKENYA not #kenyavsnigeria cos Kenyans are been slaughtered there ruthlessly.

Uhuru Kinyata now and buhari

bigtt76:
I understand you but then not everybody likes to disclose their worth to others. This may have been the case. The only mistake I would say the guy did was probably to not have asked around for better solution. Besides he was more interested in getting the physical dollar so he thought using a domiciliary account would help out. His friend may have given him an account in debt so as the monies going in, it is canceling out the debt

If I were him, I would just get a PayPal account and let the funds chill there before thinking out a way to get it. Abeg OP PM lets start on a clean note

Lol OK forget the OP, me too I need someone to pay in some dollars into YOUR account but you will have to bring it to me in person tho..no bank transfers,but face to face deal and yeah I trust you like that

Beey:
Am Kenyan and I've seen that but am just here to read comments

Lol go back to tweeter and read again..your people are been massacred by Nigerians...they were winning earlier when Nigerians weren't aware of the war,but now even Ghanaians are pleading on your behalf,my dear it's a slaughter house.

bigtt76:
OP didn't know about his friend's predicament before going into the deal with him. it after several emails and texts that the friend responded and told him he is worth only $300

OP has been working unknowingly for his friend. This should be a lesson to everyone ....its not all rosy out there.

Hmm my dear o.p no get sense..if you dn't know someone well enough then you shouldn't trust them with money,let alone thousands of dollars..bia so as you are like this won't you do a proper check on someone before you do a business that big?

All my friends overseas I can tell you their worth,each and everyone of them o so that story of o.p no be am at all. O.p was just in father Christmas mood,I bet he has free dollars written on his head too

Solitin40:
'all he owns in the US is a TV which costs about $300.'

so you know this and you sent him over 1 thousand dollars but why can't you order for payoneer card

God will fight for you sorry ehn

My taught exactly..you know he is a broke ass and you still sent thousands of dollars to him?mtcheeeeww why dnt i meet foolish people like this O.p. nw?me sef need make person dash me this kind money.

As for o.p you better go and sleep and think of getting wiser next time because as for this one,you have lost that money for good and I dnt feel sorry for you,rather I de even vex like say na my money,how can a full grown man who is smart enough to do a business deal that will pay him thousands of dollars be this dumb and make such mistake?smh..you better go for deliverance ASAP cos this one strong,your village people really get you for mind

CrazyQuinn:
This has to be a joke

Lol y do u think it's a joke now?so a guy cannot marry a big assed girl again in peace?

CrazyQuinn:
No species is weak. Women are not weak, that's just your personal opinion on how you view women though

Tell that to the society,I ddnt make the rules..I believe somewhere in your post you stated that females are never expected to move or carry heavy objects? ??so why exactly do you think that is?smh..enjoy your day miss

CrazyQuinn:
you know

RotflMao..the naked men are hideous part cracked me up , I like your sense of humour tho.

But even with all these you mentioned,I am happy and proud to be male dear and even in the next life il still be male. We enjoy having a weaker species to love and take care of, the idea of the weaker species(women)always trying to have their way with us is cute and sexy,in fact come and seat on my lap lemi feed u strawberries and cream

lumzybo:
Hmmmn... so the other person @ the other end of the call said all these
I wished now I hadn’t picked that call, the next words I heard made my heart froze “Darling you home, hope you wife wasn’t angry, we had a nice time and I’m still sore”.
Without verifying the identity of the receiver?

Okay na. Kontinew

Lol my thoughts exactly..

O.p is onpoint joor...people are scared of the truth and will rather live in denial to suit their lifestyle..

motherfucker:
She is just reacting and does not really mean it. We all have our different means of reacting to heart breaks.

Some people react by staying away from people, some react by avoiding new relationship, some just begin to hate opposite sex (I did when it happened to me) and so on.

In my case, I even imagined getting guys to rape the ex, video and photograph it and then turn around to use it against her.

The OP might just be an introvert offline, one locked up (and not too expose to the wicked world) while at home thus the level of her naivety. How do you explain a 21 year old dating someone much older than her when there are fresher guys on campus? The way she even respond to people regarding this ish sef shows how naive she is but I guess she is getting wiser.

Another point which someone raised is that it could be that the dude deflowered her and you know women hate it so much when the wrong person deflower them.

She sure has a guy that has showed interest in her BUT never really cared about him. Like the lady of over 26 (close to 30) I talked about earlier, my friend is on her case BUT she does not see any reason to be with him while she is busy waiting for a non existing man to come and marry her lol. They served together a year ago and he told me how she was also abused by another guy. My friend saw her qualities and showed interest, still she is not yielding. From the look of things, that girl will definitely end up with a man that does not appreciate her... it is her destiny may be, albeit sad.

Halfricanadian will get healed and even forget something like this happened.

Well said..

timsonpreye:
so romantic but photo copies, well I wish u good luck bro in ur love searching, I av already seen my nl missing rib, I love her so so Dame much more than she thinks n understand, sometimes she is the reason i login NL, no mata i av not really seen her face but i got the strong feelings that i will like her if i see her face wither ugly or beautiful, I pray hopefully our love will reach outside NL

cc: misshatey hateu2 I loveee u

Smh..don't people ever learn?pathetic like the OP.

GloriaNinja:
Wayne said no such thing joor and besides Gloria is a nice name.

:oSo you trust a foreigner than your fellow Nigerian? ,you dn't believe what I am telling you about Wayne abi? I am so heartbroken this early morning.

Lol as for the name Gloria,me I think it's nice,it's Wayne that has issues with it sha ..I can give you his number to confirm yourself but you'll have to pay for my generous service. In this our economy nothing goes for nothing shey you know,but because you are the only ninja girl I know with dreadlocks il not charge you much so better rush the offer while it's open o.

motherfucker:
Madam, not everyone is "wise" or "exposed" it's 2016 and we still have those kind of girls. The isn't really exposed and experienced. She is just 21 and a kid who might be an introvert or one often locked up at home not mingle with people when at home.

There is an above 26 year old lady who is very naive at her age, up to the point of still using "dating" to describe her relationship status when she should be talking of settling down. She is pretty, well mannered with excellent home skills but her naivety is having a better part of her, much to her own detriment and most guys are taking advantage of her.

Some also mentioned that it seems like the OP was deflowered by the man in question, thus her state of mind.

Her case isn't one to be associated with insanity; it's far from it really. It seems this is her first heartbreak and to be honest, it's always the hardest and most painful of all. We all have different way of reacting to our first heart break. In my case, I used to rant up and down and it too me over 3 years to let go. That's life.

I understand what this lady is going through right now but with everything in life, it will heal.

Hmm I get your point tho..my only problem is why is she placing a curse on the guys innocent daughter? Was she the one who told her dad to break someone's heart?smh..

GloriaNinja:
Mr ask ask ask, I will call you Questionnaire, I am not dating any guy, even if I am though, he won't stop me from being a huge wayne fan o

Lol you are already complaining when I av plans of giving you plenty plenty jamb questions?brace yourself jare and get set..funny enough all the questions I asked,you didn't answer even 1

You not dating any guy ke?that's very interesting,but a bit hard to believe tho, start looking for one so that your attention will be diverted from lil Wayne, he even did an interview where he confessed he hated Nigerian girls,especially girls that bear Gloria(true story )..I dn't know what's wrong with that dude sha,too much weed and codine I guess. Anyway sometimes single status could be alot of fun,especially for guys sha..but I am curious how you handle it especially when your friends flaunt their boyfriends and talk about them all the time.

GloriaNinja:
Wayne still got the dreadlocks On and blondie now, well ...I am the first Ninja with dreads and making history is the best, he can't relocate to jupiter, Mars is his damn home. school is fine and u?

:oOhh really?so is that why yours is gold coloured?cos his is blonde?lol smh..does your boyfriend know you are into lil Wayne this much? Rotfl..Mars is his home?according to miss lil ninja shey?so you've given him a home by force , I must tell your boyfriend that you are cheating on him with lil Wayne in your imagination ..just bribe me and I won't tell him again..don't worry I am not too expensive.

Btw Where do you school? So how's your martial arts training going now?you still never get black belt?just ditch them and pay me il teach you better and you'll have a black belt in 2days ;Dno joke I am bad like that.

TrapQueen77:
Balls.. Huge balls


Uummm...wish my crush got balls as huge as that

Lol..why?what do you want to do with huge balls miss? I bet they will even be too big to fit in anyone's mouth let alone in yours ;Dsmh..ladies been biting more than they can chew since the time of eve.

GloriaNinja:
I have been doing okay and you?

Oh I have been ok,the usual up and about. Your dreadlocks tho,I dnt think I av ever heard of ninja with dreadlocks by the way lil Wayne goes on low cut now o,he cut his locks ,and he relocated from Mars to Jupiter,but I have his contact details I am willing to give you if you pay me very well .Lol How's school