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Oluwalosheleyi:
MEANING OF ROTFL PLEASE?

AsmauDanjuma:
Its not about intelligence, its about emotions. Ladies are highly emotional beings, and words get to us. I think y'all sometimes forget that ladies also have urges. Many guys have a soft spot for curvy, heavily endowed, fair skinned ladies, same way many ladies are thrilled by the excitement of being with 'bad boys'. You talk about falling for the same trick, but you see, those 'bad boys' deceive ladies into believing that they have genuine feelings for them (the non-aristos at least). So they're left with the option of either believing no guy will ever care for them, or hoping the next guy will be different. You know you're a good guy at heart, but ladies aren't mind readers. Its not as if all SU-looking average guys are angels anyway. I'm pretty sure if a sexy, shapely girl breaks your heart, you won't deliberately go and look for a sasquatch, because they're more likely to be good girls. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Tenkobos:
nah! Keeping it to show my friends when they come back. They gotta see and hear what I enjoyed while they are away.

AsmauDanjuma:
Lol! You meanie
Dolphins are actually one of the most intelligent creatures on earth, so I guess it depends on what kinda fish. On the other hand, some men have proven themselves to be the dumbest creatures on earth, so maybe girls are actually growing membranes......get it?

2BB4CB3E:
the ONLY woman you should trust is ur wife!!!
for you to decide to marry her alone! she has earned your trust !
as for boo boo and bulldogs lmao
i found a way to date and still protect myself from pains wrote a post about it!

https://www.nairaland.com/3216189/6-ways-protect-yourself-heartbreak

go and download ur antivirus ooooo

2BB4CB3E:
preach to them! girls in their teens have an unstable mindset, so they tend to always mess things up, guys dont just wake up and say hey i want to be playing with girls! its always a result of hurt and pains, funny part is that women expect men to suffer pain and continue tying lol jokers
i will only love my wife, anygirl i am not married to should not bother assuming!

signed [size=19pt] Sir Yanshious [/size]

Tallysmallz:
I was at a bus stop when i spotted a handsome man and i was struck with love...... Without hesitation i went to him and said "you look cute.. I like you."....


The man out of shock (or maybe fear) simply placed his hand on my shoulder
and said "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life."..


He then placed a piece of paper my hand and said " I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." And then he walked away.



When i got back to my hostel feeling so ashamed and embarrassed ....and before i slept, i opened up the paper the man gave to me and it read thus: "Are you blind? My wife was standing
behind me. Any way, this is my number.

Call me anytime...... By the way, I like you too!"






Guys are so tricky...they're all cheats!
Dont know if i should call him back

Anabell2:
I have just sent this thread to your relatives you COWARD

Your Sister Debbie and your uncle and LOTS OF YOUR FRIENDS!

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YOU RE.TAR.DED[/size]

SHAME ON YOU!


I was taking things lightly until I heard you scammed my Friend too via Western union. My head [size=22pt]ignited [/size]immediately

How many people have you scammed off this forum? 2,500

HooxJnr:
What course did you study please?

Maxineng:
Whenever I attend interviews were I don't receive a warm reception I kindly work out it is an indication that working there is going to be problematic to me. I was there last week the way one of them spoke to me I told him to shove his job where the sun don't shine.

kweenroyalty:
Go there with suit and tie because they are very rude and disrespectful.

mizskyhigh:
Workforce is an outsourcing company, they recruit on behalf of other organizations(mostly banks) and most times they just conduct interviews to have people on stand by for when any offer comes up. Attended their interview late last year at mabushi(around setraco),was even given a staff ID card form for stanbic bank but nothing till now.They are legit,but be ready for plenty of documentation after which you'll hope something comes up real soon. Hope this helps.

lovelygurl:
This is why I said u r acting like a kid
"I guess it was probably not the same biology I and others were taught"

What were u trying to say with THAT?
Then
"Ehnn by the way what got you to do a research on something like that?"

You r acting like it's totally weird to know about that

lovelygurl:
I will cos I love biology

It's learning ALL about living things.

By the way you are acting like a kid. Something so normal is 4 you a big deal. Something that is part of your body

lovelygurl:
Biology class.

lovelygurl:
Yh I am a woman and I know it because I educate myself. Google is your best friend. Do your research.

I bet you also know what a period is. You know THAT time of d month every woman experiences

And you r a man

lovelygurl:
Oh really? A man is easily drugged . There r drugs that they can mix into drinks that will make any dick stand. It's very deadly cos e*jaculating too much can kill u.

So men can be raped and they as well experience the trauma that come along with it

CindyeMerAld:
the idea of rape to me is nearly impossible if u ask me....that is when it involves only one guy and no harmful object

i can proudly say this to my female folks that no guy will rape u without ur permission...PS: if ur boyfriend forces sex on you,feel free to call it rape cos he did it without u wanting to ...and dnt indulge that kind of guy cos the plain truth is that he doesnt love you
a guy that truly loves and respects you wouldnt force sex on you...



back to the rape issue, a single guy cant rape a gal thats if the gal dnt want to indulge in sex cos we gals are somehow,we wld want sex buh we try to make it hard for the guy b4 we give in and if som1 asks you,ur reply wld be"HE RAPED ME" ,u know deep inside u that u wanted that sex to happen

i fought off a guy for close to an hour that forcefully wanted to have sex with me on the claims that he is my bae simply by joining me 2 legs 2geda"thats keeping 1 leg on top of another"....no matter how strong he is,he cant open that leg if u dnt want him to

so my beautiful ladies,next time that low life of a bf , a frnd zoned guy or anybody at all wants to force sex on u,simply keep one leg ontop of the other and wait for him 2 get tired of trying

have a lovely weekend pple.....

CindyeMerAld:
sure...ah no go fall hand

CindyeMerAld:
i have 2 admit, the traditional marriage i attended yesterday at ehime- mbano has got 2 be the worst trad ever


imo state pple dnt just know how to entertain, we literally had 2 beg for can water... food is not even involved, i had to travel a long distance 2 attend dt wedding and i was treated like trash.. literally

on may way back 2 my base,there was no straight bus to my destination, had to enter like 6 diff cars to get ihome...i vowed not to sleep in imo cos my dad always warned me abt imo state pple and how terrible they act#no offense#...... am close to the bride buh i felt like someone that came uninvited... my main vex was juz the funds i wasted attending the wedding..the mum demanded 4 a huge amt of money as bride price, i was so disappointed
imo state, una fall hand sha... the first impression was terrible.. vowed not to go to imo state again....
imo state indigenes come and defend yaselves....

mizzbouqui:
Eeyah that would have been nice but I'm taken

jenigurl:
Hahahaha
Nigerians and stereotypes, my name is paradise in Arabic.
You have made me laugh all tears eyed now

jenigurl:
If you could speak Arabic it would have been easy.
"Paradise"d

iamord:
lol actually he is a Nigerian

menstrualpad:
you are not! you r a scum of the earth originating from a cave in SA....

PrettyCrystal:
accidents everywhere