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nnechi:
hello everyone, i'm new and wondering where are the single igbo bros.

this is the day
this is the day
that the lord has made
that the lord has made
i will rejoice and be glad in it

i knew God will answer all my prayers and it has happened.
hmmn so this is what i saw in my dreams coming true today.
nnechi, aha m bu toshmann nwa mama, agbusi gbara otele 1, eju n'efe n'elu. anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom, udu ako mmiri. the crown prince of the exalted kingdom of umumkpi.
ekelee m gi o

BabyO

nne i ga abikwara m wedding
o ga emekwa this year o

[b]TO[/b]tal [b]R[/b]ed [b]RES[/b]toration

Zandra1:
@ toshmann, arum mma . I hope niru mma too. Oruka uche gi abatakwala. Akwa dokwram igwa dee na daa ka ha kuo gi ihe maka ihe ahu isuga ugbu ahu . (imitating toshmann imo state )

didnt you notice how sweet that dialect is? we have the best igbo dialect in nigeria
never mind nollywood

mana ife n mekwu kitanuwa bu na onwero ife n'eme ( immitating Zandra1 ZandLa1's anambala steti )
ndi anambala malu nno mma di egwu
a ga m alu anye anambala

nightnurse:
lekwa num lee motocycle ooo, tochnwanyi keduzi onye gwara gi nam bu onye anambra state?

ibukwanu onye ebee? uganda?

nightnurse:
igwuzikwana egwu gamu na ara oooo,

o nwere egwu ana egwu n'elu ara biko ngwa ka anyi bido

nightnurse:
agam agbakwa gi ogwu ozo ooo

. . . ndo . . ndo . . ndo biko . .
alakpuola m

nightnurse emesakwala m aka o amaghi m nke i ga agba m next

lady t,
that picture for ya profile sweet o
how we go fit meet for london na?
i'm coming to london on wednesday

by the way. . . . what is the full meaning of ya name?(if you dont mind)

Lady-Toshmann . . .

3viso,
uche m no ya full time

Zandra1:
Toshmann ebulu kwa ba 18. Kekwa asusu ona asu ebea .

ewooooo, ZandLa1
nnukwu oyi m nke anambala abiakwa oZoo ighotaro ife m kwulu ebe nke a nuwa
ife a bu ife m kwulu oge m na alacha mmanya omalicha nke di na pub
ajukwana m ife oputalu
Zandra1 kedu ka idi , nne e missiri m gi missilim gi

abeg na who from benue here?
when can i visit you o?

all those wey get fine wife don dodge

unu na ato m ochi. kedu ka anu ana agba egbe ona acho condom ga esi tuwa mmadu ime? condom ogwula na library m?(yes, ana m edosa condom na library) onweghi etu m ga esi atuwa mmadu ime. ana m ebu condom even mgbe ana alu agha. soo, juo nu onye na amaghi ebe condom no. and after all, obu enyi ya nwanyi di ime a.
fake lekwe opara gi on the way

charity . . . . . . .faketan . . . . . . ify oooo . . . . . . presidooo . . . . kedu onye no ya eee . . . . .
from[b]india[/b] romanus. . . . romanusu eee . . .umuigbo ee. . . . . onye obula agbaala oso. . . .
felicia . . . . . . . .felimbombo . . . . .

umuigbo toshmann ekelee la nu oooo

nightnurse . . . . olee gi . . . . night nurse onye anambara steti

ifunugo ife nke a
ifele o na eme gi? bia ka mu na gi luo ogu kita

kedu ebe ijelu?

rafa can be good. but let's not decieve ourselves that he has been the main cause of our problems this season (and not the americans) the americans may have affected him negatively, but blaming the americans for the poor performance ot the reds this season is simply scapegoating. the real cause of our woes in the premiership this season was rafa and his rafalution of liverpool . . . . a.k.a rotation.

the reds were so good early in the season, with so much promise, winning games, then he changed the team. you dont change a winning team. NEVER. he did it out of arrogance. and we never got back that team. so he is to blame for our woes. he became stubborn. losses after losses . . . he stuck to his rotation. then pride followed. then arrogance followed and he took on the americans.

now let's say the truth, the americans came and put money into the team. they gave rafa money. naturally they expect that the reds who have been doing fine with little money in the past will be able to improve with some money. they expected results and unfortunately the results were'nt coming. so they have EVERY reason to be upset. but rafa saw that he had the backing of the fans and went about his business with some arrogance and even took on the americans.
that aint right.

but that doesn't annul the fact that rafa is a great coach

kpom kpom kpom. . . . . . onye no ya

koslokweni, okirikpoto akirika tum kpo se ne pa grasia in duda zapatero tsv' eoaentilo'eaea-iriotiri'

why is it that the obongs die not too long after enthronement?

we dont need illegal immigrants in imo

we dont want owerri to look like onitsha

there is no way Liverpool can survive a defeat today

this is the kind of gist we were getting before the game. this was from 4Him a.k.a davidylan. a sworn gooner

he later had to make this statement below at least he was honest.

Benitez's men made me eat humble pie today. Congrats

chuckdee4:
Toshmann be quiet Liverpool were given a helping hand by that ref, Materzzi did not deserve a single yellow what more a red.


Am i the only one who saw Torres throwing himself on the ground anytime he could not get the ball, he's overacting is the reason Materazzi got sent off.

Toshmann do u think u'all could have scored if they had all 11 men on the pitch?

say the truth. even b4 the red card, inter was already playing defensive football
who said torres was diving? not like ur gunners who tried to get a penalty when a goal was looking improbable

dayokanu:
How many times was Inter beaten last season while they lost to Bayern at home and were sent packing by Valencia.

This season. Inter's season is fantastic but they still lost to 11 hungry fenerbahce guys on Ramadan.

When was the last time Inter defeated a big team in Europe? I mean Barca, Real, AC, Bayern, Juve, Liver , Man Utd etc in UCL Infact I can't remember.

how come no one said this kind of stuff b4 the inter game? all the gist b4 the game was about liverpool's burial and rafa's resignation. what happened? you were all surprised . . . well. . . . this is anfield

we heard stuff like road block for rafa/liverpool. but know what? never rule out liverpool in the UCL
as for arsenal, in the name of the father . . . (prayer time)

@arsenal fans
champions league no be premiership o. when you finish with the small teams in first round you now face men.
even if milan was at the bottom of the italian league, when it is europe, they are real men.

beat milan and you are a contender.
beat liverpool and you are a strong contender. inter learnt a hard lesson
beat man u and u still have a long way to go.

ifyalways:
@toshieeeee,babieee m.gini ka gi na nightnurse megidere o wee metuwe ike gi aka so tey obi kara gi i gosi ya ike oma gi? infact gawazie,a choghizim gi again.a naghim eri nri eriforo erifo.

ify nke nani m (mu na fake? ). agwara m ya na ewere m fever, ya si m bia n'ulo ya n'abali. m bia ya ewere injectiongbaa m n'ike oma m , otele oma m , ify nightnurse di jealous of ihunanya anyi

ify m ooo, onye n'emer'anyi jealousy, osukosu nwa mkpi ya biko dogbuo ya. . .
selense . . . . . ify m, guoro ha egwu a


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4-yZI8bcro

@dayo-bad belle

those days inter was not the top class indefatigable team it is today. inter today is a rock solid side that has not been defeated in 29 games and has never played without scoring in europe. inter beat milan recently and they are in form

why is it that whenever liverpool wins a game the defeated team is ruled out as a misfit.

when besiktas won liverpool, it was ok, when we beat them 8-0 creating new UCL record, beating arsenal's 7-0 record, every gunner was upset and blamed uefa for allowing shitty teams into UCL. . .Note that they didnt say that when besiktas beat liverpool. or when arsenal beat slavia prague 7-0.
barnesly beat liverpool, fine. but when liverpool wins. . . ooh it was a stupid team. note that many of you guys predicted rafa would resign on tuesday after the impending defeat to inter. and dont even forget that many of you thought liverpool will not get to this stage

bad belle go kill una.
we never walk alone

arsenal
una try sha. 0-0 is better than 2-I victory. trust me. milan's plan was to score one goal, even if u guys score two. but the clean sheet is good for arsenal. it means milan wont be relaxed at home.

but it is san siro

underrated liverpool beat inter 2-0 ,
una no fit beat milan

dayokanu:
Inter is just a useless team check the teams that have beaten them Villareal, Valencia, Milan Bayern, Arsenal even Fenerbahce Forget about the league form

eeeh? this is a new revelation
nobody was saying anything like this some 24hrs ago . by the way, they hammered arsenal 3-0 in highbury at some point.

hustler:
Liverpool fans have to thenk the Ref for his dismal first half performance.Sending Matrix off even though neither of the challenges were bookable offences.

He destroyed what could have been a fantastic game b/w 2 good sides.

wow, those challenges were not bookable?  the red card was a bit harsh on matrix (but what about the obviously intentional and obstructive handling of the ball in the I8 by vieirra? a cear penalty which the ref ignored) but dont tell me they were not bookable offences. . . . everytime torres out runs him "an accident" occurs bringing torres down. and he had his warnings too.

dont forget that inter could not "see their period" even b4 the red card. try to give the reds some credit pls. they were all over inter from opening whistle to final whistle abramovich. . . sorry . . ibrahimovic could not find his feet even b4 the red card. no excuses, inter was outclassed. the best team in italy was outclassed. now let's see arsenal vs a struggling milan

all hail the reds

we never walk alone

dapsycool:
blue is the colour, football is the game, we all together and winning is our aim, come cheer us up through the SUN and Rain because CHELSEA, CHELSEA is our Name

enjoy it. that's the cup we leave for our underdogs to play for. you guys use your best players for it so enjoy the tea cup
who cares about carling cup

nightnurse

agbafuola m

Hero:
Why would those groups deny being Igbo? Is being Igbo seen as a bad thing in Naija or something?

igbo is the hated tribe.
evidence?
take a look around nairaland.

my man marry her jare. try convince ya mama say this na 2Ist century. things don change. tell ya mama say na nice babe. try hard to convince ya mama.(no marry am without ya mama consent o ) but try get that consent

if e no work, well tell the babe that my address is. . . . . .3, . . . . .street, cathays, cardiff
i'll take care of the rest

abiakwala m nso. 
ana m atuzi gi ujo

kemgbe 2 weeks ihe a ka na afu ufu. imagine no more umuoma for me

Olumide7:
Impossible for Arsenal to lose at the Emirates to Milan.

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Da Junta:
ARSENAL : MILAN,

The match is pregnant, Any how it goes,

the REDS rules Europe,

u mean the reds of anfield