₦airaland Forum

moondust did you see fela there? how about hitler? is it true that nigerians are flooding hell with air conditioners? and that a coup is in the offing to overthrow satan? is it true?

does hell have a football league? i heard man utd has a branch in hell. is it true? pls give us more info about hell

babyosisi:
giving  belle is as easy as ABC

na wetin you think? you have no idea about all the stress involved. . . . .and you will never know

babyosisi:
A man ought to be responsible enough to be a man and do the right thing.
Not just give girls belle from Nsukka to Kafanchan,disappear and then expect them to help him when they become somebody or when he finds out God has dried up the rest of his oil mill

and a woman should be responsible enough to do the right thing too.
not just carry belle from calabar to damaturu and expect a man to accept responsibility for her liability when she finds out God has tied up her marital value

NB. every bad relationship comes from both partners. not men alone.
BabyO take note

Jackal:
WEST HAM IS READY TO RELEASE TEVEZ FROM CONTRACT.

selfish peeps so why dont you guys release heinze to liverpool? bad belle. and it will hunt you guys throughout this season.
mugus

yet, we'll never walk alone

babyosisi:
no no no toshman no!
a labourer is worthy of his or her sweat.
The woman worked hard,made her millions and there ain't nothing wrong with it.
I prefer capitalism anyday to that socialised European system where the hard workers are fleeced to the bone to support the lazy,efulefu ones.
He who does not work,should not eat.
That is what the Bible says and I agree.

so only the rich are hardworking?
i know many people who work hard in the states and yet they are living in penury. see me, here is the UK i work hard everyday, yet i can barely get by. but some peeps just sit down and all the money comes to them.

i make no excuses for those who do scam and soil nigeria's name, but i want to remind everyone that the greates scam being done today is the scam where G8 nations are controlling the global economy while claiming to aid poor nations. that remains my biggest headache today

g.nite me darling muky

umunna, isi na awa m ugbua . o bu uche2nna butere m isi owuwa a. kam lakpuo ga chewe echiche in case umunna enye m fine m ga akwu.
enweghi m ego o m ji akwu fine o bula o.
ka chi booo nu

i love my muky. . . .
rich or poor. . . . .
anyhow she be o . . . . .
leave am for me . . . . .

nana:
Who else,if not Gilberto?

wrong

the captains band was worn by. . . . toshmann

jealousy

Uche2nna:
meaning ?

i don apologise now. make una no fine me o. i nova see money chop, na fine i go come pay?

Uche2nna:
Toshman and romeo , be ready to pay a huge fine (or risk being banned from this thread) when the whole ikwu na ibe assembles.

As for dimka, I don't even know what to make of You 

ok. i apologise for every $hit i said in the last few posts. i repent

but i for like take my share from dimka's ashawo mama o. i no know why una de like discriminate against toshmann when it comes to "that thing"

nana:
Why not heart attack?

i fit fax you the heart attack. e nova late

@dimka,
if to say i jam ya mama in good time, i for don be ya papa       and i for don kill you b/c i no go fit tolerate slowpoke as my pikin.
       

dont care where you go. just leave my muky for me. pleassssssse. before i explode    

mukina2:
@ Tosh
Debo meant Nana

am still in shock sef when did he  divorce sef

phew!!!!!!! i almost had a stroke now

presido1:
kam bia kwa nu in a moment. Ignore Dimka tosh.

i don ignore am already, na him mama i dey interested in.

wetin i dey do with mugu abeg fire me ya mama jare. i hear say she dey game

debosky:
Somze hands off my wifey ok? she aint going nowhere with you, she is a gunner by association by virtue of being my bride geddit?

whaaat!!!!!!!!      
debosky i trusted you      

where is my wife?

hey dimka, i hear say ya mama de distribute the thing well well   i beg i dey interested o. e don tey   tell am say toshmann dey game sha

mukina2:
enemy or foe before i wound you

husband

mukina2:
Dr Dre
i go wound u o
my hubby was sleepy when he posted that
he didnt mean that

yea honey. i was actually sleep-typing. sorry

Dr Dre
mind ya business. me and my muky wont tolerate this nonsense from you again. get a wife and get a life. by the way, the new season will soon start, hope your medical team is ready for weekly emergencies

shango:
At least Oprah did not do any fraud to make here millions. Noone can say the same for any Nigerian multimillionaire.

uncontrolled capitalism is the biggest fraud in the history of mankind. any system that can produce a millionaire as rich as oprah in a country where people of the same citizenship are living in squalor (as we saw in new orleans) is a fraud.

i am very very very very very very very single seriously searching

are you game?

i need a cool headed, intelligent, beautiful, slim, african woman

she must hate manchester united

wonder kid
so manure is now recruiting kindergaten huh?

i no blame them, as rooney and ronaldo are likely to f-ck up this yr, they as well decided to go yonder.

nnenneigbo:
o wughi mu na gi, o chuu nwanyi

nne, mu, o chuu nwanyi
nnenne i bu gay? o bughi nwoke ga achu nwanyi? ma nwoke achughi nwanyi onye ga achu ya? unu hapu nu toshmann ka ochuru nno umuoma. biko nunu oooo.

we'll shock you guys

nnenneigbo:
lol tosh i weere problem lol

aww!!!!!!! nnenne i bu the solution

if you like call it premiership. if you like call it premier league. liverpool has been the english champions 18 times.

ask my darling muky how many times arsenal has won the champions league

jackal gives the answer

toshmann asks jackal if he is sure

jackal confirms
ARSENAL HAS NEVER WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WHATEVER NAME IT HAS IN HISTORY

WE NEVER WALK ALONE

presido1:
nani iri , ok name them, enwe nke nma ka m tinye aka rio ya ka obia chio gi oyi winter maka winter afo a ga adi egwu.

a like-iri m

mukina
2fine4u,
nnenneigbo,
tasiana,
eddygirl,
GC,
skybeauty,
vieee,
radiant,
razorr etc

nani iri. ma na ndi iro m ruru twenty. ha butere ihe a. maka onweghi ihe m mere ha. inshort ana m aga icho ticket m ga eji ala igbo this xmas maka nna oyi winter tuo m without umuoma by my side a ga m anwu anwu

man u lost at home to inter?
haha
who the f-ck are man utd


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbPRKFAbJP0

ha nile agbaala m boot. amaghi m ihe m mere ha. kedu ka m ga esi abanye this winter without asa kara aka

toshmann nwa mama no ya