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debosky:
seems The Hicks' money doesn't extend to bribing the ref as Roman's cash does.

Benitez needs to suck it up and start putting refs under pressure too. MU does it, Chelsea does it, if y'all don't do it there's no way you're getting into the big leaves believe that. They arent just going to roll over and let you challenge for the trophy, you'll need to do that and learn to play them dirty tricks as well

where lies decency honesty and dignity was one of my reasons for loving the pool. talk of fair play. remove fair play, you kill the game

mukina2:
he he he he ha ha ha ho ho ho

Jackal:
@ Toshmann,

I don't like Liverpool . . . . .
On the evidence of what i saw today . . . . .You guys were top-notch.
I have never seen Chelsea so frail and poor.
Gerrard and Pennant played em to a PULP.
Rob Styles is a Chelsea fan . . . .Everyone knows that in England.
He will always award em penalties so i wasnt too surprised.
Another couple of victories with no complacency should make u guys genuine title contenders.

Razorr:
Eeeeyaaaaaaaaaa

Toshmann darling, sorry o. Don't blame Chelsea for that o, blame the ref.

Styles hates you guys.

Everyone hates you guys.

Don't worry, your day would come. Someone would award you a controversial penalty when you're playing the scummies.

Amen!

toshmann still cant talk

[quote author=jo-z link=topic=19138.msg1408974#msg1408974 date=1187552069]umuu nwanne m ndewo nu ooo. how r u guys doing?[/quote]hmmn, fresh babe agbaala

nne kedu? idikwa nma

Roscodaddy:
Zigbo,You don start now,UK nor be abroad,I dey for old trafford life,I just come back from there,wait make I reach latrine so I fit see Thamesmead again,how many people fit afford to go there tell me,me dey spend my naira well well after all e nor reach 50 pounds to watch am na,take time,I don repent,I nor dey house today come this time tomorrow.

this dude no even know say them no play de match for old trafford. the match was played in the city of manchester stadium

and man city displayed sound soccer artistry that baffled man utd to their wits end

who the Bleep are man utd
who the f-ck are man utd
who the f-ck are man utd
they'll always bow to us(liverpool-the real reds)

common man city  

up erikson up up erikson

dont feel like talking today. that ref must be a man u fan. he didnt want liverpool to give man u real gap.

and chelsea escapes the fire of anfield. no stress we'll meet again.

anyway, the good news is that man u lost today. phew, something to smile about.

now that rosco has been humbled into requesting application for upgrading, i think we should realise that he is still a broda and mellow down for am.
people make una go church 2mrw o

Roscodaddy:
Jackal abi na Yankee you dey,no shaking I ready to follow you start from Creche sef if una get am there.

chai, see NIN cheif warrior want defect oooo

Jackal:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine Roscodaddy @ Hyde Park.
The plonker will chase all the squirrels to kill and eat.
Anyways, i am ready to bring Roscodaddy over here but he must start his education from a primary school all over again.

from primary school    noooooooooo this is too much,

may i use this opportunity to reming all NIDs  that rosco is still our broda o, abeg make una sofry for the dude o

Roscodaddy:
So na pigeon una want me to go see for london,I don tell una say UK nor try,when I fit see lekeleke for my Naija,as I dey my house so I dey see Thamesmead from my Latrine.General Paw Paw nor vex,I am here for you.

now it is confirmed that rosco has gone mental. . . pls call ambulance fast. . . oops i forgot, he's in naija. abeg make una chatter any available taxi okada for the dude

lol. i don even forget say them go need licence from NEPA b4 they fight this war?

debosky:
its whether mate, try to speak the correct lingo, if you can't, stick to pidgin or Yoruba

But what happened to the shooting from the hip General Paw-Paw?

I conjecture that he is still recovering from the stunning sight of Agent Caradona's CHESTICLES

chesticles, i don die . . .  

[quote author=Paw-Paw link=topic=72759.msg1407487#msg1407487 date=1187481011]Who care weather una live for UK, US or Youtube? Carry go jare, and stop this pompous behaviur. Location does not make a success. Once a fool always a fool, even if you go to the moon.[/quote]youtube hahahahaha i don die . . . this is da thread

zigbo:
ignorance kai!!! na bad thing

especially when ignorance come jam lack of exposure

Roscodaddy:
Dem dey enter plane go even Kano sef,when I mean abroad I mean betta place nor be where suffus dey live them go take dey pose say them dey abroad,abeg Yankee na the real place oh,make una kill me if una wan kill me UK nor follow for NIDs.Na today we don see plenty UK peeps ow them be,shi shi nor gum them.

kano still get airport    e dey work? how many don crash  

ok everybody make we thermocool our [b]NIN[/b]JA  broda, UK and Lagos dey de same

Roscodaddy:
Chineke,na because I say Uk nor be abroad na im dey wan kill my papa wey don die long time ago,UK visa na like moi moi na,all you nid 2 do na work 4 bank or fit pay like 1k pounds are school fees or infact no pay,them dey give visa like pure water,abeg all those NIDs wey dey for yankee na im I get time for,nor be UK wey dey for back yard here.Abeg ,Make I hear word

na why ghana reject ya application    

bikonu nyeghachi nu ikomi ihe ya o, odika o di serious o. biko nyenu ya ihe ya jare. the thing enweghikwa fotocopy. no spare part no duplicate

Ikomi:
I believe u made that up. lol.

What about otu that has just one visitor? Ehhh Toshman. And there are some that has none at all.

kedu the evidence iji gosi na onweghi visitor?

PTH:
Roscomugu, since UK no be abroad oya carry bus dey go there.

Member alert - It is to be noted that residents of countries like Togo and Benin Republic are not to be regarded as NIDs.

may be that would make rosco happy

rascaldaddy, ajegunle na abroad o, for villagers wey dey naija

Jackal:
UK no be abroad?
You are as daft as a baby sheep.
First all, u need to go check the dictionary to know what that word means.
Togo, Ghana or Burkina Faso are all abroad.
I think the excessive high temperature is frying your BRAINS and its mal-functioning.

anyhow, gabon follow for NIDs

Roscodaddy:
When we talk about NIDs,we do not expect people in the UK to join this group because we nor dey see the difference at all,if na US we gree and I dey try to enlist the services of my fellow brodas in the middle east but maybe them dey sleep,anyhow UK nor be abroad oh.

anyhow anyhow anyhow, lagos na abroad    

by the way, where are the female NINs who are looking for NIDs. . . .   . . . i dey here o anyhow,

anyhow anhow, i go manage una. . .   slippers na shoe. . .  . . . . .kpomo na meat. . .  

breaking news!!!!!!!!!!!!

CON AIR arrives abuja airport. the reports reaching our news desk shows that about 2 million NINs have lined up to enter an airline.____con air that was sent from the states to abuja to get people to fill up american prisons. among those who lined up for a space in con air are numerous doctors, lawyers, 2 governors, 5 militant leaders and 3 legislators as well as millions of well meaning NINs. however the plane can only take 200 prisoners for the gulag in louisiana.

in another development, the recruiting agency for Shit packing Inc has told associated press that they had 4 million applications this yr from africa, over 80% of them from nigeria (NIN)

NID News is following the story and will update accordinglt

this is Toshmann, reporting from nairaland

and some men wont mind marryingtheir grand mama classmate. just to upgrade

babyosisi:
ROFL.
abeg make una begin beg them o.
akata no be marriage material

who tell you. there are intelligence reports that some NINs are trying to upgrade to NIDs. akata is one sure route. so abeg leave them jare

anybody who wants to upgrade from NIN to NID should apply on-line

olanajim:
Nigerians vs Nigerians! This is interesting and a stupid war that would exposes every sh*ts in Naija.
I hope Yar'adua is reading this.

have you heard of civil war before?
wait until simply-me enters this thread. u'll see real war. she is an NID that will fight on the side of NINs and she will finish the NIDs of which she is one
then NID News Network will have more work, Toshmann will work more hours as a reporter and earn more.

who says nobody gains froma war economy

all of them gotakl true one day. . .

we never walk alone

this is the news at midday.

reports have indicated that the NIN camp is in high spirits following the latest meeting with CBN governor. the meeting was said to be successful as the CBN gov has given the NINs a firing weapon in the name of revalued currency. this has apparently given the NINs a boost.

However, conflicting reports have indicated that the CBN governor is actually an NID in disguise, intelligence reports say he actually decieved the NINs into a fools paradise with grammatical/economic aggrandisement. hear the chief NID intelligence officer. . . ." does 1 naira = $1 tar the roads in nigeria, or give 24hr power supply, or great non ASUU interrupted education? does it create jobs, or establish industries? these are the things that bring development and not words. if i earn 100,000.00 naira and they change it to 100 naira new currency, it means my purchasing ability is the same with a new name (100naira instead of 1000naira) we hired the CBN governor to decieve the NINs so they can be fooled into empty excitment. that way, they remain "suffering and smiling"

however the NID News\Agency is yet to confirm the veracity of all these claims.

from nairaland,this is toshmann reporting for NID News.

ike si " asi na m ma na otu ga enwe otutu obia, agaghi m ekwe ka mu na ya buru nwanne"

the anus said " if i knew the vagina will have many visitors, i wouldn't have agreed to be her sister"

meaning. . . .sad excuses follow regrettably wrong choice of friends

taaa ikomi mechie onu gi

i gaala ayilara ka churu umu akwuna kajara akaja. udi ndi ahu romeo na alike-i. bia ebea n'ebo BabyO oshi na o zuru otu nkpuru akwa gi.

chei, mbano bia lere nu oooo. ikomi my man, nwanne olee otu ndi akwuna di? maka na muwa bu toshmann nwa mama, agbusi gbara otele 1, anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom, a ga m agakwa ebe ahu o. ebe umunne m nwanyi nile ajula ime m oyi, aga m aga ebe ahu ga churu aka m jare, b4 akwukwu adogbuo m ebe a

ell77:
Yes I am from the UN I wan't to declare a ceasefire. In fact, 1 Million NEW naira for the leaders of the two troops if they decide to call of their troops and retract back into their territories!

information reaching the NID news network shows that there is a serious infighting in both the NID and NIN camps as the two groups are trying hard to select a leadership that will assent to a ceasfire and recieve the 1 million naira (revalued edition) peace price. however, rumours have suggested that the NINs are insisting that the price should be taken by only the NIN side as the naira currency is their birthright while the NIDs are insisting that they are also nigerians and deserve any goody goodies that emanate from their country of origin.

in another development, the fighting has escalated to bloody levels in two other threads. the NID news correspondents will update y'all of this new escalation in other threads as soon as we confirm the story and the threads.

this is toshmann, reporting for NID news