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marieolae: If were talking dollars maybe..if were talking naira..NEVER!

No self-service too oooooo.. Hehehehehe God don catch you *winks*

rozzay: Y. Naaa u na Oga@dtop na. Oya make I answer d question. If am given 50k to stop having sex till marriage ill collect it spend it nd break my promise. Hehehehehe

hehehehehehehe.... Grabs her=» turns her 90 degree=» brings out my right hand from my pocket=» uses my palm to give her 5 lashes on her bum bum=» tells her, *dont say that again*=» walks to my room=»grabs my aboniki balm

Enasco1: hahahaha so guys dy vex 4 d tin!!!

I dey tell you... B4 u know now, dem go tag u GAY... Hehehehehe

rozzay: Oya wear d helmet cos na AK47 I wan fire na as I c terminator for my dream
U dey cry ystaday for one woman wrapper thread I been think say pesin die, tell me in all honesty how dis ur thread dis early momo take beta pass d guy own. Na question o

Ahn ahn !! Rozzay !!, this has nothin to do with woman wrappering na.. Shey u wan dey de-rep me in the presence of ppl wey dey overhype me ni ?

Enasco1: Na wa ooooo, somebodi x paid u nt 2 commit sin.

hehehehehehehe egbon, dis sin wey u dey talk abt ehn.. Abeg no let guys com bash u for here ooooo

Rozzay ur comment is highly needed... Thank God say I don kuku wear my helmet.. * oya let d bashing begin*

hannesy: kwacha my dear lol

oya would you accept ? *winks*

Odilafta: Sweerie,are you promising to abstain till we get married?

if I hear say the guy go accept

ideyhere: 50k what? Naira...dollar...euro...kwacha

see ya mouth... Wetin be dollar ? Na Naira jhoooor..

As being naughty is part of my life... I thought of this silly thing and I sent it to my friends on BBM and to my greatest surprise, only one person managed to say ''YES"" and I was like ''GUYS DEY VEX GAN OOOO''

As I broke reach for now, omo dat kind offer dey confuse person oooo becasue d moni too small for dat kind tin

So my people, would you accept if someone offers you as little as 50k and tells you not to have sex from now till u get married regardless of your age, would u accept ?

Make una come talk oooo

Wears my helmet=» Put on my bash proof garment=» enters my Bintus=» drives out of thread

kropelgrada: During my secondary school,university and up until this present day,i have come across a lot of nicknames.
Some are funny,some easily coined from a person's original name,some the acronyms of a person's name,some are just outright mean,while some are very cool though i must admit.
When i hear some monikers a lot of things go through my mind like,what could possibly be the story behind such a nickname?.
Some i can easily figure out and relate to,but some i can't help but wonder..
Even right here on nairaland some monikers are so weird and funny that i need to pause to amuse myself with the reason behind such monikers before going on to read the posts.
Here is a list of nicknames that i find interesting during my sojourn so far on Nairaland
Omenuko
Omenka
Kobonaire
Nri Priest
Ngeneukwuenu
Andy Blaze
AySuperstories
Baddestguyp
Omomehn
Tosyne2much
Aktor365
mako007
And numerous others i can't remember right now but very funny
So please let us know the story behind your nickname or why you chose to go with such moniker.
Let the discussions begin.

1. As for my nickname ''Tosyne2much'' I remembered way back when I wanted to open a new Yahoo account in 2003, after several denial of the various nicknames I have tried, Yahoo kept saying it has already existed then I thought of Tosyne2much and I was like, dem no born anybody well make he don use dis one... 2. Being naughty is just part of me even behind d internet because it makes me think less of my worries.. Egbon do my find me that interesting?

naijaboiy: come to think of it...there are hardly any ugly pic of girls these days on NL

I hardly click on profiles but the ones I click are always "Beautiful"

Hmmmmm

Does it mean we don't have the ugly or not so pretty girls on NL again

I'm sorry to say this but we guys are being deceived nowadays,,one can't even tell if the pic on a profile is the actual pic of the person behind the moniker...

Our woman-wrappers aren't helping matters either,,once a moniker with the (f) comments they are more interested in clicking her profile than read her comments ...

SIGH!!!

may you live long... Wetin u dey drink sef ? Gulder abi ?

ibrahym47: pastor/imami kin lo mean?

pastor bawo... I jst dey talk my own ni ooooooo... I no be saint at all oooooo

marieolae: I'm a student.

1. you sound like a virgin, are you truly one ? 2. You hardly get angry, why ? Folds my arms =» waiting for her to answer question 1 and 2=» I doubt if she would answer the question as expected

sweettease:

u sef u see say e funny now

sweettease: Ever thought it's vice versa also...
There are some over hyped guys here that aren't it also

yes there are overhyped dudes here too buh the number of overhyped ladies on NL outweigh the overhyped dudes.... B4 dem talk lik dis, you go don dey hear dem. dey mention NL Agbani Daregos and am alwz lik, shey dis dudes neva see pretty ladies b4 ni ?

chemystery: Op, sorry to say but you got served. So because she say no sex na ihn make you say love tire you? Bro, true love is not all about sex. Make i leak secret for you - if you like her, follow her up but don't think about sex. There is every chance she has no boyfriend but she only wants you to step up your game. I repeat again - forget about sex! Shine your eyes don't be blinded by love or infatuation so she no go chop you mugu. All this advice is for you provided say your plan no be to chop clean mouth. Goodluck!

God bless you my person... The more you grow the more your horizon widens... When I was stil very young, I used to criticize and badmouth my friends who were in no sex relationship.. Now I ave grown to understand that, sex is not synonymous to love.. It may be synonymous to love in d context of marriage ooooo but at this our youthful age, we all seems to be myopic and have been wrongly orientated in relationship

sweettease: What about the guys?

I don't think we have problem with guys.. We have countless handsome dudes on NL who seem to be underrated yet dey are fuccking handsome .These ladies are jst so overhyped and I guess their beauty is jst so exaggerated.. Mind you, I'm aint saying dey are not beautiful oooooo buh we place so much worship and hype them unnecessarily

I have been the anti woman wrapper-ing custodian of NL... Every of my effort to eradicate this syndrome of woman wrapper-ing in the veins of our so called NL brothers proved unsuccessful

sweettease:
Definitely? Come on!

I'm telling you

I can tell you that most of these ladies are overhyped.... I don't rili rate people based on their pix cos it is not d true measurement of beauty.. Pix might jst be deceiving. Don't jst knw why NL woman wrappers hype unnecessarily and exaggerate their beauty. I'm very confident to say that you would definitely be disappointed wen you get to meet most of these top overhyped NL ladies behind d internet

since this thread supports woman wrappering... Babes abeg make una tag me naaaaaa.... Ahn ahn, this one no be toasting na.. Ordinary tag una stil dey form

No mata how conscious you are, you will be lost one day be lost sha and nemesis would one day catch up with you as long as you alwz keep '' listening to'' on... Mine happened fews month ago.. I was so bored and felt d right to do was to watch mojo and me don forget to off my '' Listening to ''.. After watching all sort of mojo for almost an hour, a friend of mine jst PINGED me and drew my attention to the poo I was watchin... I quickly went to my updates, lo and behold, na mojo full all my updates oooo for d past one hour... Chaiiiii, my own don finish !! which kind fuccck up be dis na.. And my church member full my list, even my papa for church dey sef... I thought of what to do to save myself frm dis poo and smtn came to my mind... I switched off my ''listening to'' and started updating all sort of status every seconds (abt 50 status) so that it would erase my mojo updates...

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who is this bush man ?

Pls this is a controversial issue.. It is believed that when a guy disvirgin a lady and outsmart her by dumping her afterwards and that if she angrily lays a curse on him by starking unclad , it becomes a stamp... So on the other way round, if a lady disvirgin a guy and outsmart him afterwards by dumping him, can the guy angrily stark unclad and lay a curse on her and it becomes a stamp too ?

Oya make una talk ooooo

* wears helmet=» clicks the unfollow botton=» enters my Pejout 504=»jumps out of the thread*

OP mak sure you wear ur helmet ooooo... Waiting for d counter thread.. *grabs aboniki balm*

marieolae: y d tin sexy die

dis one wey u lik dis tin lik dis... Btw, you u no com dey wear am ?

marieolae: lol

chaiii I can hate dat tin ehn

marieolae: Mehn the thing is sexyy!!!

I trust you... *WaistChainSupportTeam*

claireshan: I know that's what u gonna say but you are wrong

termination of Pgncy... Hehehehehe I got ya dis tym