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careytommy: corrected

confaaaam !!

claireshan: yeah go ahead

the countless number of male species you have got laid with... Yes !!!

WTF !!!! I hate dat thing passionately.. That is d greatest turn off for me.. Once I see it on ur waist, I quickly tag you a slut... Oya let the bashing begin. *wears helmet and my bash proof garment *

claireshan: Lol I don't want to

should I mention dat area and print a shame on the face of d devil ?

claireshan: yessss except one

oya mention dat area and shame d devil... I pray its not wat am thinkin any way *winks*

GoodFaith: Rozzay
"Pls in as much as we come online talk laff etc let's be very careful abt wat we say, don't eva speak negative into my child s life u r free to do so to urs nd dat of any member of ur family but pls not to me. Thank u for ur coperation"

why would u want to resurrect a dead issue

You ppl are evn goin too far talking abt luxury wen some ladies open their Kitty Cat for ordinary Suya and shawama...

Gofwane: Lol. Reminds me of when one of my teachers at technical college asked us to pray that God should give us children with our type of behaviours.
Oboy, na so so God forbid, tufiakwa, i reject it in jesus name just dey come from our mouths. . .smh

bwahahahahahahaahaha u nor go kill pesin wit laff

Ladies pls what abt the bleeping aspect ? No insults plssssss

Tymax: OP, they will mark you o!

Look at these ladies sef... See their mouth like "yes"

PrincessB1 are you sure?

hehehehehehehe.. * wears helmet=» put on my bash proof garment=» grabs front seat where dey can all see me

chemystery: Yeah... This is to all my fellow guys out there who has this wrong perception that all ladies are the same. This is for you if you are among those who rant here and there saying all ladies are same. Now let me tell you what you don't know... I use to think all ladies are The Same until i came to realise(out of experience) that some are WORSE! If you are still in the boat of "All girls/ladies are the same", sorry my guy, you are still a learner and i say you never jam! To tell you the truth, if you never meet those type, then count yourself lucky.
Conclusion:
All ladies are not the same; some are worse!

*drops mic, puts on helmet and jumps out of thread for safety*

bwahahahahahahahaha lwkmd... This is d same way I end any controversial thread I create cos it reduces d rate at which u would be bashed... Hehehehehe

We live in a decaying age. Young ladies now do silly things all in d name of fashion..
We live in an increasingly risk-averse culture where we indulge in poo all in d name of being sophisticated and classy..
Many youngsters these days state promiscuity as their lifestyle choice. They want to be classy, fashionable by sleeping around with whoever catches their
fancy.

Many a times, you see some of them turning the faces to drawing book, piercing 6 holes in d ear, changing bf like bathroom slippers and screen men lik Maltina Dance Hall reality Tv show audition, tattoo their body jst lik a 9ja scratched danfo bus and they are very proud of it.. Some ladies believe they can do all sort of silly things in their youthful days not knowing fully well that some of these poo could be passed to their offspring

So how many of you wish your daughters could live d kind of life you lived during your youthful days?


*Note: If ur youthful days was full of trash and promiscuity, you would definitely pick offence, bash, curse, criticise or crucify me for this write-up

*oya let the bashing begin*

Single because I've made up my mind to be undefiled till marriage... Oya let bashing begin.. * grabs aboniki balm*

computerboy: My fellow lazy readers

egbon e no easy ooooo... To read handouts sef na war ooooo not to talk of long post

You have attempted to woo so many ladies but they keep declining ur request yet u keep telling Nairalanders and ur friends that you don't feel lik dating for now cos relationship sucks... GOD IS WATCHING YOU

fiverrwin: Just be her friend. Ordinary friend. Sharing thoughts, ideas and pains. Be her shoulder to cry on. Don't criticises her just advise her. It works like magic.

that was the best techniques in the days of Abraham (1900 BC).. This is 2014

Can somebody read and summarize this write up for me in 2 lines ?

Its not rili about d frequency of the call but the quality... Calculatively call her when you feel the call would make sense and not calling needlessly to bore her

I have been dating many species of ladies since 1991 and no lady has ever escaped first date bleeping... I no even knw if na juju I dey use sef

RuudNisterooy: hehehehe. Na the way God create them o. Definitely proud to be a guy too oh.

may you live long broda

OliverPin: 25mins lol. Do you work where dey extract crude oil or you be plumber? No offence... For me if na only to bath average 10mins, if na to bath and poopoo about 15mins... 1hr 22mins that's epic bruh.

btw why guys go dey baff for 25 mins sef, shey na pig industry him dey work ni ? Abi na welder him be ni or na bricklayer? I tire ooooo

Logicalmindy: are you minding that boy.

egbon take it easy now.. E neva reach dat Level

KelvinGraphics: I see??
What abt if i request a guy to follow me back will that mean iam holding unto my self worth??

Xo i should start man wrappering abi??

Mbanu!!
14years no be 14mins o.

All the ladies i relate with here on NL are unique to me in one way or the other and she Lynpetra is one of my best...

it is not against the ethics of NL if you request a guy to follow you ... no let guys come catch you here oooo cos dem go bash you seriously

lynpetra: Back to topic.Since its about ladies,I will speak my mind,yes some are dirrty.a dirty lady is a lazy one.I have notices the stench from armpits in clubs as some do not apply deodorant on their armpits.Female hostels are always smelling,unkempt and dirrty.But then,there are clean gurls too.

As for boys,some are dirrty esp those that don't spend money on inner wears,deodorants and cologne.Any guy that his collar shirt is always stained is a dirrty modafucker. Any guy that repaeats a boxer after a fresh bath is stinking and if they don't take a bath after a hair cut or field playnthey should be octacized and sent to the zoo.

aunty calm down now... U jst wan fall guys hand sha... Oya let d bashing begin *grabs super glue for m*st*rb*t*on*

KelvinGraphics: And i have been begging u to follow me since 1902 BC and u still havnt.

Dia ris God ooo

preserve ur self worth bro... You shldnt be woman wrapper-ing

RuudNisterooy: *observing* Ignorance is truly a disease. And it will kill many pple faster than any deadly disease.

egbon can you imagine ?... All dis wahala jst to make dia pussewwww free frm smelling.. I'm proud to be a guy jhor

Chaiiii ladies get many issues ooooo... If I like I go use Omo wash my manliness, no police go hold me... Shout out to all the guys in the house wey dey use Omo wash dia manliness just like me

I don't support that soap of a tin... Washing ur womanliness with hypo is stil even better

Frankenstein: I know everything you dunno about health...

Only a fool will give 'em em' to any woman whether washed with soap or not.

From your comments, I can see that you fall into the category of men with low self-esteem; woman wrapper. Repent , squire.

bwahahahhahahahahahahahaha... Let's say no to woman wrapper-ing

Tobinshunt: Lolz...

Looks like someone is talking frm xperience hia ooo..

frm experience ke? Wait first oooo !! This is 2014, do people still self-service ?

Odilafta: From experience right

I don't self- service... Oooooh common I don pass dat level...