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1one:

Were you the one that added 7years extra?
The statutory jail term is 14years

I stand to be corrected...thanks.. Buh no let guys come bash u here oooo

1one: Do you pee standing or sitting

egbon this thing you are joking with will land you 21 yrs in jail

1one: Nairaland even shades my true personality.. I'm a very sarcastic person in real life.. But here I try to dampen it. It still sips out from time to time in some threads sha .. But I don't allow it get overboard.

Most of my posts are long.... And in real life, if I'm comfortable with you and find you very engaging... That's how I would be talking ooooooo.... Till midnight..and you would be enjoying it too.. Because I have a very nice voice .


Infact if I make myself to be on Nairaland who I truly am off my key pads.. Ahhh... I for don marry all the hot girls for here

wasere padi mi

Chemystery, atmmachine, laurelP, valmunich and Andyblaze and our oga patapata for here Seun... Make una come talk ooooooo

Enegod: which SESSION?

as ur suggestion implies... So I asked which session should I have created it ?

chimerase2: sharp guy u dn run change amu
I tink say na maths u be wn solve

Egbon maths ke? maths still becomes a mystery to me till date and how I managed to passed it in Waec remains a mystery till date... Maths no jst be my way at all

Enegod: and how is this romantic?!!

see what we are talking about... Oya kindly move it to the appropriate session

chimerase2: Is the you = DX find Y

you already know wat am talking bout jhor

It's of no doubt that most people act
differently online than they do in real
life... I have seen quite a few people who would attack or embarrass you especially when your views differ from theirs..

Me as I person, I'm an easy going dude who try to make peace when violence arises, I respect and talk to people humbly irrespective of their age according to my kind inbred manners

So to those who attack threads, derail threads, mock and start making fun of other peolpe's grammatical blunders., insult ppl, make other feel less of themselves, cause conflicts and quick to anger.. Are you really that kind of person behind the internet ?

And to those who are slow to speak, maintain their humility, slow to anger and not easily provoked... Are you really that kind of person behind the internet?

So here goes the question the main question

Does the image you portray on Nairaland still the same image you portray behind the internet ?

rozzay: Male of cos

that's alryt now... I also hold female condom with me anywhr I go

rozzay: Haba! In dis 21st century y will it be wrong even me wey be gal dey carry condom for bag talkless of man. HIV dey in town o

I don't get you... Male or female con.dom ?

chemystery: no it isn't provided the guy likes you too. If a guy says he likes you does it mean the guy is cheap? Abeg drop that old school mentality

Thank you my person.. Old sch mentality indeed

1one: Toor... If you say so sha

It's just that you that "good boy" holy holy look.. One wouldn't think you've even held a woman's bweest before .

hehehehehe.. You want use kill me here... egbon I swear you no lie at all... I have this gentle, tender and innocent look

1one: Tosyne is LIE jare !

what do I stand to gain ? Lying does not dignify my kind of person.... I didnt lie claiming I have a private jet or 2million in my acc so what do I stand to gain in my write up if you say I dey lie... Jst believe all I have posted broda

A lady once visited me at my elder brother's place.. During pre-intimacy, she asked me if I had a condom, I zoomed off at Hussain Bolt pace and unzipped my bag.. I was about to tear out the wrapper when she calmly asked me if I bought the con.dom prior to her arrival or I had it alreday...I was lik WTF !!! Which kind question be dis naaaa... She said because she told me she was coming to spend d evening with me, I quicky went to arrange a con.dom... This babe was jst curious to know, she started bashing me telling me sex was all wat I wanted frm her.. Her curiousity killed my mood and my dicckk drastically dropped down... Smh

I have neva felt beneath a pretty lady b4 and I will neva.... Me sef na very make sense guy ooooo... Though moni fit no dey my pocket oooo and I no get private jet but the rate at which pretty ladies dey pursue me sef dey be lik say na juju I dey use... My babe is a very pretty lady yet she tells me she jst afraid of the way ladies are clustered around me

Dated a girl next door ? Write- off for me.... I have been in my area for d past 16 yrs and I have only dated jst one lady in my area... Next door dating looks lik pooo to me * different things for different ppl anyway

rozzay: My dear no be today nyash dey bak, it was a harmless outing in d public ok, chill biko. Or u think say I no dey c ur pm wey u dey send everyday. Hehehehhe

Rozzay, joke apart, na me be dat guy wey u talk say u like... Me sef bin like you only be say my padi don already tell me prior to the outing say u don already gree for am... If you notice that day sef, you go see say I dey give you greenlight only be say you no jst quickly code * u fit check my pix if u think say I dey lie

I feel uncomfortable and insecure going into a store to buy condoms... I have neva done that b4... Na Abo.ki place sure pass

Rozzay Rozzay Rozzay !!! How many times I don tell you make you no dey do online dating again ? No let dem carry you go ooooo... I don kukuma talk my own

Mine happened some years back, I think I was 19 then ( I don grow grey hair b4 I get my first kilss oooo if una lik make una bash me, wetn concern me )... There was this lady who happened to be my gf den. The pace at which we got into each other was so fast... She would visit me by intervals and I had little or no courage then to take the bull by the horn... It got to a time my frnds asked me if I had made any move of intimacy and I told them ' it was too early to make move naaa''.. Omo see bashing dat day... # fast-foward to the next visit... We were inside the room and got talking.. My heart started racing each time I thought of making the move.. I started staring at her by intervals and she asked why I was staring at her ( I guess she could read my mind ).. I had a flashback of how my frnds bashed me, and that quickly boosted my confidence.. I gazed at her one more time and said, ''pls I feel lik kisssing you'', and she replied '' why would you want to kiss me ?''... At that instance, I was discourage, low self esteem and fear was printed on my face... she noticed my change of facial expression and she told me '' I shld go ahead'' ehn ehn !!!!, I smiled like an athlete who jst won a gold medal in Olympics... I got close and I gave her a slight kiss and she reciprocated.. The kiss lasted for a few mins.. After the kiss, shame wan finish me

I personally don't see anytin in it... Btw, who said couple eating while people watches during their wedding is against the ethics of celebration?

Tallesty1: It is.

A lady once said that to me and I later discovered that she is a pro.

hahahahahahaha... Egbon, na so some of them dey talk oooooo.. If una start to dey bleep now, na she go dey shout Bleep harder !!!!

Pretyangel25: hahahaha. yes I'm not guilty because I dont like the so call sex

you are d second lady that would tell me this... I thought it used to be a sort of pretence

stormybucci: u dae use style ask 4 d name so u go use am abi?? lemme help u---- this bleaching cream am abt 2 tell u is very effective, infact it turns black 2 white and white to whiter in minutes... the name is conc.tetraoxosulphate(vi).. nd others are in d picture below

hahahahahahaha egbon you calm down naa... I have a perfect skin bro... Check my profile pix *winks*

Pretyangel25: yes

young lady, are you trying to say u aint even guilty of number 3 ? *winks*

She might jst want to secure the relationship or maybe she doesn't want her male suitors to let go off her

OP you are on point. we know moni is d root of all evil and money is not everything but why not make moni first b4 sayin it

sandijey: I have no idea o. I am dark skinned. Have no intentions of bleaching. But most of my bleached friends who were as dark or darker than me in secondary school don't have dark knuckles and I no they spend a lot of money to look that way. I must say, they looked finer than when they were dark and have a lot of suitors too . It's just the way it is.

. Chaiiii guys sha